Determined to Win: Boshi's POV
Yoshizilla: Okay, people, in my goal to make this awesome, highly successful story break the 200-chapter-mark (and continuing to make Yoshi Kart the biggest story to ever be written in Super Smash Brothers), I will be making some point of views for several characters, starting with my favorite character from Super Mario RPG: Boshi. Why him? Obvious reasons: 1. He's Yoshi's rival. 2. He was one of the original ten Yoshi Kart racers in the past who saved DInosaur Land and defeated King Kong. 3. He is arrogant, the opposite of what Yoshi is. 4. He HATES when he loses, even if in 2nd place, he would throw a fit if he lost to someone as pathetic as Barney the Dinosaur or Oscar the Grouch. 5. He and Bronto are rivals, and have since competed with each other heavily in sports. 6. Boshi is to Yoshi what Wario is to Mario and Waluigi is to Luigi. 7. Because Boshi's the best character from Super Mario RPG EVER!!! (Mallow and Geno got nothin' on this dino.) And with all do respect, Boshi is one of the only two members of the Yoshi Kart crew (Dr. Hoshi being the other) who is serious most of the time, or all the time in Boshi's case. What makes him cool (and personally one of my favorite characters to write in Yoshi Kart) is that Boshi takes no funny business, and he is a FIERCE competetor in the races during the Yoshi Kart Grand Prix. After all, do you wonder just WHY Boshi takes the top of the scores every time a race ends? Well, that's why, and now, the actual chapter from the point of view from everyone's favorite SMRPG character, Boshi!!!
Hello, chumps. My name's Boshi, and what, may I ask, do you want from me? ...Oh, my point of view for Yoshi Kart. Humph, ignorant readers...FINE! I'll tell you what I think of the entire, "anything-can-happen" Yoshi Kart Grand Prix...
First of all, why name a racing frenzy after some green loser of the same damn species with red shoes? Oh, so he saved Dinosaur Land a few times, BIG FREAKIN' WHOOP. You don't see anyone giving the Wario Brothers praise, because they're morons! And Yoshi's ten times wors ethan those two bozos! I mean, c'mon! Just because you're cute and cuddly does NOT make you a true blue hero.
And speaking of blue, my idiot, brawn-over-brains rival, Bronto the Brontosaurus, is even worse. He acts as if it's a game! Well, yes, technically sports are games, but you have to be fierce and powerful, and no funny business! But Bronto just THROWS it out of the ballpark, and acts so stupid, it'll make your head spin. I don't know how Shelia, his GIRLFRIEND, got attracted to that sorry excuse for a Sauropod. It's just sickening.
What's more sickening are Peppy Ankylosaurus and Birdo's younger siblings, Heppy Ankylosaurus and Zirdo the Birdosaurus. Heppy thinks he's all right, but no, he's just a carbon copy of Yoshi, only ten times more annoying. Sure, he's smart, but if he could learn how to steer without goofing up, I'd give him all the gold coins in the world. And Zirdo is even WORSE! She is undoubtebly the most annoying dinosaur I have ever met, and why she still hangs around with us, I'll never know. I'm just glad Birdo's there, because she actually snaps some sense into Zirdo! I mean, c'mon, who in their right minds would want to hear high-pitched squeaks for thirty minutes!?
And Shelia. She's nuts! She all fashion this, fashion that! I know she's a girl and all, but that yellow Stegosaurus hangs around with other girls TOO MUCH. And I'm getting sick and damn tired of seeing her stupid green bow every moment! God, I can't get a moment's peace without seeing that stupid, worthless piece of...you know.
And Dr. Hoshi - he's the smartest one out of us all, and I respect that. But would it kill the guy to stop acting like some old, wise mentor? Who's he trying to be, Obi Wan Kenobi? It worked in Yoshi's First Adventure, but not here. At least in my own opinion.
Furthermore, Chad the Charmander. He is the WORST recreation of a Pokemon I have ever seen. He claims that he's an "extra guy", but he has all the personalities of different characters! I just which that whoever thought him up should give him a TOTAL recreation in terms of character development, because Chad the Charmander hits a low in every category.
Speaking of which, why are there so many damn fancharacters in the Yoshi Kart Grand Prix!? I haven't even heard of HALF of them, and the ones who are always a pain in the neck during the days and nights within that stupid McDonald's built-in hotel, BlackMage Junior and Milleniumon, are the worst because they're too damn crazy! AND I CAN'T PUT UP WITH CRAZY PEOPLE, PEOPLE!!
Therefore, I finish this off by saying no matter what happens in the stupid Grand Prix, I am aiming at first place, and I will get it, no matter WHAT happens to ANYONE, even if it has to be me. This is Boshi signing out, and hope you suckers out there enjoyed this, because I'm never doing this again!