Just Have Fun: Bronto's POV
Yoshizilla: Yup, it's time for another point of view from another loved Yoshi Kart character, Bronto the Brontosaurus. He's a lot more of a sports player than good ol' Boshi, but mind you, he's not the 'cool' guy Boshi is. Just explainin' this to ya, cause...well...he's a bit overexaggerating his sports obsession. ENJOY!
Yo! What is up, ladies and gentlemen? My name's Bronto the Brontosaurus, and let me just say, I'm a sports-obsessed sauropod! Not that there's nything wrong with it, but I happen to LOVE soccer and racing. Especially soccer, because that's my species' traditional sport, and I also happen to BE a soccer legend.
And speaking of sports, boy, do I have a bunch of friends and rivals! Well, just one rival. His name is Boshi, and even though he has a shove-it-in-your-face attitude, I still respect him. Although he seems to not be as cherry-cheerful as me, but I'm just saying that for the better.
Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, now those two are good friends. Yoshi is essentially the leader and is a good sport, even when he loses, while Dr. Hoshi is the oldest and most intelligent out of all of us, so he doesn't seem to get into a tandrum at all. After all, can you see an old character who's very smart go into a tandrum like a five year old?
Peppy Ankylosaurus, now he's a good sidekick. Although he himself can prove to be quite the good sport, it doesn't seem odd that he is a bit stupider than most of us. Heck, even I'm smarter than him, but yes, Peppy has strange yet hilarious moments thanks to his stupidity. Heppy Ankylosaurus, his younger brother, is my best friend and is as happy and is as much of a good sport like Yoshi. In fact, I think Yoshi might actually be Heppy's role model, which would seem perfect, because Heppy is quite the bold one when it comes to saving the world and defating enemies.
Birdo, now she is the pretty one. She is also a very kind and protective character in our gang. She looks after all of us, but she looks after her younger sister, Zirdo, the most. Zirdo is undoubtetly the youngest and cutest of all of us. Zirdo and Heppy are both good friends, and they seem to have a crush, too. Speaking of friendship and crush, that reminds me of my own girlfriend, and Zirdo's friend, Shelia the Stegosaurus.
Shelia...ahhh. No words can throughly express how beautiful she is. She can stand on her two hind legs and all of her legs, but she mostly stands on her two hind legs, which makes sense because I stand on my two hind legs most of the time, too. Although our species aren't really on good terms with each other, me and Shelia are definitely good friends, and we are as close to each other as a couple as Mario and Peach are. Shelia is hot, and no other girl will ever replace her in my heart as the perfect girlfriend.
Chad the Charmander...he's a good sport and a great partner, but other all, like he himself has perfectly described in one simple sentence, he is merely an extra character and doesn't have much of a personality as we have. Oh well, that doesn't seem to bother him, considering the fact that he can manage to do many different sports, activities, and jobs, such as playing tennis and being a barber.
Well, that ends my biography, and in a matter of short terms, I like to tell you all this. Winning or losing doesn't really matter in racing, or in any sport for that matter. I say, if you want the most out of it, just have fun. Pure, simple, and enjoyable fun. And with that, dudes and dudettes, I sign off. Rock on, everyone!