Just Be Cute!: Zirdo's POV
Yoshizilla: (looks at the number of chapters, and then whistles in amazement) Wow...to think, we all came up this way from the 28th of the August of 2005...and the 28th of this comign August of 2007 will be the SECOND anniversary of Yoshi Kart...so everyone in the race, both old and new, and including the Yoshi Karters and the Super Smash Brothers, have been read upon for many long nano-seconds, mini-seconds, seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, and ALMOST TWO WHOLE FRIGGIN' YEARS. That is incredible in its own entirely dimensionive noun. ...Wait, that isn't even a noun...oh well. I have been boastful long enough about Yoishi Kart, but I am proud to say that Yoshi Kart is the only Super Smash Brothers fanfic (as of yet, I'm not too sure) to have reached the 150-chapter mark, and soon it will be the first (and probably only) fanfic in the entire Super Smash Brothers section (and probably if I'm right by today's fanfic standards, the second altogether on the entire website and possibly the whole world wide web) to reach the 200-chapter mark (a mark already reached proudly by a certain Pokemon fanfic that shall not be named for several unexplained reasons). And people who may have opposed Yoshi Kart in the first place would find themselves surprised, because I haven't stopped continuing what may be one of the best fanfics EVER (I'm being too boastful now. Better go calm myself with the Nintendo Wii videogame entertainment system.), and I'm STILL planning on continuing Yoshi Kart from there, as well as working on the original version of the glamorious fanfic (which, ironically, wasn't inspired by Game2002's Super Smash Racing, but instead by the N64 classic, Diddy Kong Racing). Gasp, gasp...all right, I stalled all of you long enough. Now, may I present the 150th (written, because it'll be placed back somewhere in the 50-100 chapter range) chapter of Yoshi Kart: Just Be Cute!: Zirdo's Point of View (POV)!
(giggles) Hiya! My name is Zirdo, and I'm Birdo's cute, little sister. I'm also one of the original ten Yoshi Kart racers, and I have since appeared in many fun sports activities and party games with Yoshi, Birdo, and the others! We have so much fun, we seem to never stop!
With Birdo and Shelia being my best friends, I guess anything can happen. After all, we ARE girls! Teehee!
Although I'll admit to you right now - I do have a crush on Peppy Ankylosaurus's CUUUUTE, purple little brother, the energetic Heppy! He's just as happy and fun-going as me! YAY!! And the exciting thing is that he also seems to have a crush on me...talk about cute romances! Squee!
Yoshi's a good friend, and he'll ALWAYS do something to help us. The same can be said for Peppy, but he's often more funny than helpful. Dr. Hoshi, the oldest one of us all, seems to take things very seriously and has enough good information to get us through college! ...Oh wait, he was a high school AND college teacher. XD Silly me, how could I forgot?
But then again, I am quite a bit forgetful sometimes. Why, I even forgot what I had for breakfast, and I don't remember asking Heppy to take me out to see the beautiful stars at night...oh how they twinkle so much, it makes me wanna hold one and tug it close to my heart!
Although I'm not sure why Boshi doesn't seem to like us...he's cool and all right, but he thinks of me and Heppy being too wimpy because we act "childish". Hey, Mr. Cool, just because we're young and like having fun, doesn't mean we're wimpy! (grumble, grumble) At least Bronto can understand fun, I mean, c'mon! He's a soccer coach!
But do you know who's REALLY CUTE, but of course, not as cute as my sweet little Heppy? Toad. I mean, mushrooms are cute! And Toad's a boy, and yet he sounds so cute because he's young! I happen to be young, thank you very much! And another thing, I...(hears cell phone ringing) Umm, hold on. (picks up cell phone) Hello? Oh, hi Peach! What's that? You, Zelda, and Shelia are all going out to the mall? YIIPEE!!! Take me with you!!! (looks at camera) Errrm...that was Princess Peach Toadstool! She just called me and said that they were heading to the mall, and taking me! ...Oh, wait. (puts cellphone away)
That's better. Anyway, (blows kisses to the camera) It was nice giving you cute folks out there a point of view from me, Zirdo! I hope that you continued to looking forwards to the cool and exciting races of Yoshi Kart! Bye bye! (runs out of the room and slams door shut)