Just Be Normal: Yoshi's POV
Yoshizilla: Wouldn't you believe it, folks? Out of all the Yoshi Kart racers to have their own point of views, and we never reached out...to my favorite character of all...Yoshi himself. After all, why is Yoshi Kart CALLED Yoshi Kart, without Yoshi having any significant place in it? Well, I am writing this to hope that, as big as Yoshi's role in the race is, he gets more than what he has earned, and I vow that, as a well-established fanfiction writer, to give Yoshi the best damn possibilities for a very important role as possible. After all, you can't have Yoshi Kart without Yoshi, can you? ;) Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen!
PS: And also acknowledge the fact that this will be indeed the longest point of view for all of the ten Yoshi Kart racers. So the others won't be as long as this. (chuckles and eats some Jigglypuff cookies)
Oh boy, what a day. I mean, come on, after the previous races, you'd expect that I would be able to take a break...and just relax...(sighs heavenly) ...Oh wait, I was suppose to give you all my point of view? Oh, well then, why didn't you tell me earlier!? (gets back up) Hi! I'm Yoshi the First, although everyone around here just calls me Yoshi, and for a good reason - I'm Dinosaur Land's protector. Yessiree, I have saved my fair, beloved continent from the evil forces of King Morton Senior Koopa, King Kong, and several other baddies that I shouldn't mention for the good of my memories. But anyways, let me fill you all in on how hard it can be for a titular character who's name is in the biggest thing to happen to me and my friends since - the "first annual" Yoshi Kart Grand Prix.
But seriously, first annual? Who's the nutjob who added that to the Yoshi Kart Grand Prix!? I mean, I know that Master Hand and Taj are in charge of it, but...it's named after me! ME!!! Not Peppy Ankylosaurus, not Dr. Hoshi, not Boshi, and DEFINITELY NOT Mario. ME, Yoshi. It would make sense since my name and the beginning name of the Kart Grand Prix is named after me. So it would make sense, am I right or am I right?
(crickets chirp)
Fine...you don't seemed inpressed...I don't care.
What I do, care, however, is for everyone to have simple, pure fun. Yes, I said fun. Is there anything wrong with actually having fun? Because if it is, then go into Politics. It's that un-fun. Otherwise, don't bother and rant on how stupid this fanfic may be just because it's actual fun.
And technically, if I'm right, which I belive I am, then the entire premesis of the grand prix stood the test of time. How do I know this for a possible fact? Master Hand is here. I'm here, and I'm one of the original ten Yoshi Kart racers. And speaking of that, the remaining nine of the original ten Yoshi Kart racers are here with me, too, so you can't rule out that possibility.
So...uhhh...do any of you play Super Smash Brothers, or more specifically, Super Smash Brothers Melee? Because truth have it that I'm the actual best character. I'm one of the only guys who can easily take down Master Hand and Crazy Hand (which I'll admit that both of them have seem to be drinking from some night before). And less I forget, I have a simple, cute crush on May. Hey, if Sonic and Elise (from the god-awful Sonic Next-Gen game) can do it, why not me and May? Because...ermm...well...May is a human being, and I'm a Yoshisaurus. May is a primate and I'm a dinosaur. May's a mammal and I'm a reptile...all right, I think we should stop the comparision there. In short terms, I like May. Okay? Okay? And don't get me wrong. Just because I may be older than she is, that doesn't make me a...what is it called again?
Well, anyways, I got nothing else to pint-point, except ROOT FOR ME IN THE ENTIRE YOSHI KART GRAND PRIX, OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SING THE BARNEY SONG TO YOU!!! MWAHAHAHA!
...Errrr, forget what I just said. Anyways, till next time, readers!
Yoshi