Just Be Funny: Peppy's POV

Yoshizilla: How wrong can the title of everyone's favorite yellow Ankylosaurus be? A bit wrong, since he IS a bit stupid and all. But nevertheless, this lovable oafish reptile with (pathetically) try his best to put a smile on your face. Just like Ronald McDonald! (gasps and screams in the audience) Whoops. Ignore THAT, and enjoy the point of view...

Hey, everybody! You all know me as Peppy Ankylosaurus, best friends of Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, plus of course a well-known member of the Yoshi Kart crew + unofficially the Super Smash Brothers.

And for those who think that I'm just a random Mary Sue, well... I'm not. Wait, what the hell is that anyway?

Sure, I'm stupid at times, but that's what makes me unique and funny. Heck, I got a joke for y'all.

Why did the Klaptrap cross the road? To clap his trap and clamp on small mammals and insects! Heh ha!

(crickets chirping in the background)

Errrr... don't get mellow because I'm yellow?

(more crickets chirp)

Hey, come on! I rhymed that time!

(crickets continue their annoyingly chirps)

...Look, my jokes may not be the funniest, but I'm a pretty funny guy. Trust me on this one. I mean, how do you think Yoshi Kart would be without me?

(awkward silence)

Fine. Ignore me, the greatest Ankylosaurus to ever-wait, what was I saying again? What was the point of this entire point of view from moi?

Oh well. Kids, don't do drugs. That means don't smoke or drink alcohol, fools.

"That wasn't very funny." Yoshi pointed out while he and the other dinosaurs were racing around the Yoshi Desert in pipe framed go karts after the point of view interview was done which in turn was summoned by a warp portal.

"No 1 asked you stupid." Peppy grumbled while drifting around his seemingly best friend, chucking banana peels back.

Yoshi was quick to swallow up the bananas with his long tongue while they all swerved around the right bend. "I know I was just pointing it out."

"This is exactly why we don't do these chapters anymore." Dr. Hoshi pointed out upon knocking his buddies into the air with a Star.