Yoshizilla: All righty, so we have all of the Yoshi Karters' point of views...excellent.
Disclaimer; Wait, dumbnut, you're forgetting someone.
Yoshizilla: (gasps in shock) I am? Who?
Disclaimer: Dr. Hoshi, you nitwit.
Yoshizilla: (rolls eyes) Well, how could I forget him?
Disclaimer: I really don't know how, but you forgot him, and that's because you're getting too damn distracted all of the time.
Yoshizilla: Oh yeah!? I'll show you! I'm going to get Dr. Hoshi's point of view on Yoshi Kart! You'll see! (storms off)
Disclaimer: (rolls his eyes) Psh, what a freak. (sips tea and leaves)
(yawns) Oh, my aching back. What time is it? (checks) 4:10 AM!? No wonder I'm so sleepy...anyway, since you folks out there want to see me, I shall give you my point of view on Yoshi Kart.
First of all, as you may or may not recall, the entire Yoshi Kart grand prix takes place all over Dinosaur Land, my former home and also the former home of my two best friends, yoshi the First and Peppy Ankylosaurus. I just thought that you would all please keep that in mind, because no where else would you find the interesting blending of racing and prehistoric traditions.
Anyway, after clearing the freezing glaciers of the Birdo Mountains, all of us have went back to the Yoshi Kart McDonald's Hotel in the Wonder Fields. How we got there was a complete mystery, but that's where all of us racers would stay until the next race starts. And let me tell you, the desert in the Ankylosaurus Land race was brutal, even though I only came in through the beachfront area. Anyway, the Yoshi Island racecourse was in fact a tropical island setting, and yes, it was modernized as well, but it was more prehistoric than modern, anyway. After all, it is Dinosaur Land. (chuckles)
But the racers I can and cannot relate to. I can relate to Yoshi and Peppy, and all of the other seven Yoshi karters, as well as the Super Smash Brothers, but the rest of the racers are confusing. I'm not even sure if I know who Sonic the Hedgehog really is. All I can say is that he's a pestering hedgehog who steals the spotlight too much.
So it all comes down to this. How many more racers would join, I continually ask myself. I do not exactly know, but I do have a strange feeling that as the grand prix goes on, more and more racers from many different places and cultures would join until...the grand prix stops. That's the only explanation, and I fear that having too many racers would be big trouble for the race. We already have more than enough needed racers, and only having more racers would jeopardize ourselves. So Master Hand and Taj, if you're reading this, please consider to stop allowing anymore racers coming in. If what I fear becomes true, then you will also pay for the price. That is just my wise words to you two announcers, and with that, I finish my point of view.
And now, if you all excuse me, I'm going back to sleep. Staying up this late isn't healthy, you know. Hohohoho.