Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: A lot of stuff was added to this. Several characters get a bit more focus. And some more variety among the words. Just consider it an extra chapter. Of sorts. Yeah.

Author's Note: Well, I'm back, and let me just tell you that I'm sorry about the short chapter last time. This one is longer, and will surely have you on your toes! I also would like to say that the racers are still at Lava Lake, and won't be at the second volcano until the leaders pass on through. So far, we'll have more description on the lake, so hope you like this even longer chap, folks!

Sign: No disclaimer as of now.

Author's Note: Er...sorry...but it WAS getting annoying, so...no disclaimer. I'll just say that all characters, official or fan-made, respectfully belong to their rightful owners. And I own the race term Yoshi Kart cause I thought of it. Enjoy!

"We don't get enough focus," Yoshi admitted to Dr. Hoshi as they drove through the active volcano.

"Oh relax, Yoshi, we do." Dr. Hoshi stated as he adjusted his light blue colored glasses. "Let's just have the others get their chance to shine."

"...Well," Taj announced, "The Yu-gi-oh characters and the Sonic gang have stopped fighting, but they are on par with each other. Let's see how the others are doing."

The scene switches to the remaining DKR bosses (The dragon, walrus, and octopus). They were slowing down, letting the other racers pass. They would be able to attack the racers from behind. Link saw them, and he took action.

"Hey, bosses!" He cried out.

The octopus turned around. "Oh, it's that elf again."

The dragon approached Link. "You guys go ahead, I'll handle this elf fool."

The walrus shrugged, as he and the octopus sped off.

"LINK!" Navi shouted, annoyingly. "WATCH OUT!"

Link growled. "I can SEE him, Navi."

Navi sweatdropped. "Oh...my bad."

The DKR dragon laughed. "I'll see ya in hell."

"Oh yeah?" Link replied, taking out the Megaton Hammer.

The DKR Dragon gasped. "WHOA! THE MEGATON HAMMER? WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT FROM?" The DKR Dragon shouted, surprised.

Link shrugged. "I dunno. Some guy just left it off in a treasure chest. I just found it."

The DKR dragon started flying towards to the other bosses. "I'M CHANGING MY FRICKIN' MIND!"

"Oh no you don't!" Link shouted. He took out his ice arrow and released it at the DKR dragon, freezing him in his tracks.

"Nice job, Link!" Samus cheered.

"Way to go, Link!" Navi shouted gleefully.

Link smiled. "Thanks, you guys. Although I could have just used the Light Arrow, but ah well." He then sped off on Epona to catch up with the others.

Snuggles was speeding towards Caliban's group. He wouldn't lose to a bunch of humans. The Cameraman took out a handful of mushrooms and threw them into the engine. The group cheered as they sped away.

Snuggles scoffed. "I'm not even gonna let ya get lucky." Snuggles then pressed a button, and several missiles were fired at Caliban's group.

Caliban noticed this, and she turned her car to avoid the missiles. They went straight to Yugiohfreak's group.

"AHHH!" Everyone aboard yelled.

Yugiohfreak growled. "Hey, what the he-"

"HEHEHEHEHEHE!" Snuggles cackled, as he sped away.

Yugiohfreak roared. "WHY YOU LITTLE-"

"TURN! TURN! TURN THE DAMN CAR!" Joebthegreat shouted, as their car approached the hot, molten edge of the lake.

"HOLY CRAP!" Gamer21 shouted in disbelief.

The group then fell into the lake, and they screamed in horror.

"Ha-ha!" Haru Glory laughed, as he sped passed them.

Nelson Munzt, who was in the audience, "HEY! They're stealin' my material."

Goofy and the Kool-Aid guy rolled their eyes. "Join the club," They simply said.

"Uh oh..." Taj said, "Looks like Yugiohfreak and her friends have trouble."

"It's going to take a while for them to be free," Master Hand added.

The Koopa Kids are steadily raking their way onto 10th place, but they have several problems with the Great Mighty Poo yet again.

"I'm going to ruin your life!" The Great Mighty Poo shouts, as he throws sludge at the Koopa Kids' shuttle.

"GAAAGH!" Ludwig yells as the sludge hits the windows. "GET YOUR OWN TARGET!"

"How about...you MAKE ME!" The Great Mighty Poo shouts back.

Right at that moment, there was an earthquake triggered nearby.

"What was that?" Taj said, looking around.

Master Hand pondered. "It sure sounded like a horde of..."

Before he could finish, a HUGE army of Dry Bones, skeletal-like Koopas led by four differently colored Dry Bones, has arrived out of nowhere and started to attack the racers, along with the hot lava monsters.

"OH NO!" Taj shouted. "It seems that the racers are being attack by these outsiders!"

Master Hand gulped. "Is there no way to defeat these tough enemies?"

"BRAAAGH!" The Great Mighty Poo shouted, as the Dry Bones beat down him and his minions.

The Blue Dry Bones looked up to see the Koopalings. He came up with an idea. "Hey guys! Attack that ship above us!"

The Dry Bones then started throwing their bones and boomerangs at the battleships, causing Lemmy Koopa's ship to explode.

"AHHH!" Lemmy screamed.

Luckily in the nick of time, Larry Koopa grabbed his brother, and brought him (Lemmy) into his (Larry's) battleship.

"Phew...that was TOO close. Thanks, Larry," Lemmy thanked, panting rapidly.

Larry smiled, patting Lemmy on the head. "No prob, little bro. Or older bro. It gets confusing."

"I understand." Lemmy responded as he glanced back, shaking his head. "My ship..."

The Dry Bones then stacked each other into a tower, and one of the other Dry Bones got on top and started to bang on the window of Larry's ship, causing it to break open. Larry and Lemmy screamed as they bumped into several of the controls.

"AHH!" Lemmy shouted, holding onto Larry.

Larry moaned, feeling a bit woozy in the head. "They're all over me! I'm gettin' careless."

"It's quite elementary…" Roy Koopa muttered.

Morton Koopa Jr. sighed. "Well, excuse us for being so lazy!"

"Damn it, Bowser Jr., what the hell is takin' you so long?" Iggy Koopa impatiently shouted.

Bowser Junior grumbled. "Hey, I'm tryin' to win a race here."

"Would you guys stop?" Ludwig Von Koopa said through the intercom. "You might as well all report in."

The other Koopalings shrugged, as they went inside the Koopa Kids shuttle.

Sonic and Amy, meanwhile, have taken the lead, with Joey/Mai behind them.

"All right!" Amy cheered.

Sonic laughed. "Way to go, Ames! We're in the lead!"

Mai just watched, puzzled. "I wonder...how can two mutated hedgehogs out race two skinny people like us?"

Sonic and Amy gasped as they turned around to see the pair. "Uh oh! Joey and Mai are coming up behind us!"

Joey and Mai were coming up behind Sonic and Amy in their Kart. "Hey Mai... Time to give them some "tickle torture!" Joey said.

Mai nodded, taking out a card. "Harpy's Tickle Feather!"

Sonic and Amy were suddenly assaulted with white Harpy Feathers, tickling them from all sides, causing them to lose control of their Kart and go swerving in random directions.

"Haha!" Tristan and Duke shouted. "You guys suck!"

"Tristan! Duke!" Serenity shouted at them, "That wasn't nice!"

Sonic and Amy's Kart however swerved right into Tristan/Duke/Serenity's Kart, sending them spinning out of control.

"That's gotta hurt," Taj commented.

"Hold your horses," Master Hand said, "Marik and Yami Marik are coming from behind."

Marik and Yami Marik were coming up on Mushroom power, just in time to see Sonic and Amy's Kart go out of control.

"We can use them to our advantage..." Yami Marik said. He waved the Millennium Rod at Sonic/Amy, taking control of the feathers, and is able to control their tickling. "Now... Ram Joey and Mai off the road!"

"You got it, my Yami!" Marik replied. He swung his own Millennium rod over To Joey and Mai, forcing Sonic/Amy over.

Joey and Mai had no time to react as Sonic and Amy rammed right into them, both cars going spinning out of control.

"Yes!" Marik shouted. "We take the lead!"

Joey/Mai, however, manage to get back up, and chased after Yami Marik/Marik.

Yami Marik growls, holding his Millennium Rod. "I'm so tempted to send them all into the shadow Realm! Please, Hikari, let me send Joey and Mai into the Realm!"

Marik gulped. "I...don't...know..."

"C'mon! Please, Marik!" Yami Marik begged.

Marik sighed at his partner's squabbling. "...How long are you going to rant about it?"

"Until I send someone into the Shadow Realm!" Yami Marik barked back.

Marik rolled his eyes. "Fine, take control of someone!"

Sonic and Amy were coming up behind in a fury on dual foot power, using a double team of Super Speed. They rammed right into the Mariks, sending them spinning all around the track.

Joey/Mai were coming up from behind, charging right towards Sonic/Amy. It wasn't long before Marik/Yami Marik chased them. Yami Marik aimed his rod at Mai.

Yami Marik thrust his rod forward; it's magic taking control of Mai's mind. "Now my mind slave..." Yami Marik said to Mai. "Throws Bob-ombs at EVERYONE!"

"MOVE OUT OF MY WAY, YOU LOSERS!" Snuggles shouted. He fired all sorts of missiles at Sonic/Amy, causing the hedgehogs to fall into the hot lava.

"I wouldn't want to be in THAT position," Master Hand said.

Joey gulped, as he watched in horror of Mai's strange behavior. "No Mai! Fight it!"

Yami Marik smiled deviously. "Now Mai... Bomb your own Kart!"

"Or even better..." Marik added, "Choke Joey Wheeler!"

Mai then had a twisted smile on her face, and she started to choke Joey. "Must...strangle...Joey..." She said, completely under Yami Marik's control.

"GACK! GACK! GAAAACK!" Joey wheezed, trying to get Mai's hands off of his neck.

"Now..." Yami Marik said. He then used his magic to control Joey's mind. "Drive into the lava!"

Joey, however, after breaking free from Mai, manage to shake off Yami Marik's control and rammed into Marik's car. "I won't let you freaks win this race!"

Speaking of which, both Yugi and Tea were coming up from behind. They arrived just in time to help out.

"Hey Tea!" Yugi said, pointing at Joey's car and Marik's car. "Joey and Mai are in trouble! We should help!"

"I've got just the thing..." Tea said. She tossed out a banana peel. It sailed right underneath Marik/Yami Marik's tires, causing them to lose their control over Marik and go spinning into the lava.

Joey sighed. "Phew...that was TOO close..." He turned to see Mai, who was back to her old self.

"Nice job, Tea!' Yugi said, as he pulled over next to Joey.

Joey sighed with relief. He smiled and turned to Yugi. "Thanks for the help Yuge. The Mariks were really being a thorn in our side."

Yugi nodded. "It was no pro-"

"BAKURA!" Miho shouted, pointing to Yugi and Joey's cars. "I can see them!"

"They're right in front of us!' Ryou added.

Joey turned around. "Bakura? Miho? Hey look, Yuge!"

Yugi turned around to see Ryou/Miho/Bakura. "Uh oh...looks like trouble..."

"Are you ready to fire, Ryou?" Miho asked.

Ryou nodded. "Yep! Come on Bakura! Let's go!"

Bakura chuckled. "Double Koopa attack!" The two of them fired a double round of koopa shells each at both Karts.

Yugi avoided the shells, and he turned around. "is that all you can fire? Koopa shells?"

"Maybe you should want missiles instead," Ryou added, as he fired a few at Yugi's car, sending it crashing into Joey's car.

Bakura grinned. "Now we're talking." He fired a round of missiles at Joey and Mai.

"AHH!" Joey and Mai screamed, as they went into the Lava Lake.

"Joey/Mai are now in the molten hot lake, along with Marik/Yami Marik and Sonic/Amy," Taj announced.

Master Hand continued, "It will be a while before these racers could get back on track. We'll have more up in the next race."

Finishing with that, the scene added to the background of the entire Lethal Lava Volcano area, and then faded to black.

"Willing to bet that this place looks like the Grumble Volcano?" Arceus stated as he and Dry Bowser were watching the Lethal Lava Volcano race in Arceus' sky palace.

"I don't need to bet. It probably does, and it came before that place was even designed," Dry Bowser stated as he was doing some knitting for some odd reason.

"Come on, Klungo make this go faster!" Gruntilda snapped as she was firing spells at the racers passing by them. "I command you do to it as your master!"

"Hurr, it'sssss not ssssso eassssssy to do, missssss Grunty..." Klungo stated as he was using a wrench to fix up the vehicle, trying not to get burned by the various jumping red fireballs.

"I can see that Bowser's group is approaching the leader," Master Hand announces, "But it seems that only the Tyrannoyoshi Rex is ahead. The other bosses are nowhere to be seen."

"But what of the other racer in the tournament, Master Hand? What became of them?" Taj asked.

Master Hand turned to Taj. "Well, T-Rex and Bowser's group are far ahead of the others. It seems that T-Rex's teammates, Ultra Brachio and King Ankylosaurus, are holding up behind while Boshi and Bronto quickly follow. Behind them are Pipsy and Drumstick, followed swiftly by Bart Simpson. Homer/Abe and Marge/Lisa come charging in, and to top it all off, we got Knuckles/Rouge."

"Wow..." Taj said. "Did all of the other racers get left behind that quickly?"

Master Hand nodded. "Yeah. T.T., Snuggles, Waluigi's group, and Eggman's group are right behind as well. Hopefully, they'll be able to catch up with the leaders. But the others might have a problem with the Diddy Kong Racing bosses..."

T.T. is seen, zooming way ahead of Knuckles/Rouge. He laughs. "You'll never get me!"

Eggman approached his car towards T.T. "That's what HE thinks…"

"He rally is too self confidant in himself," Scratch said.

"Look behind you, chump!" Grounder shouted, as he fired missiles at T.T.

"AHHH!" T.T. screamed, as he almost crashed into the Lava Lake.

"Seems like Eggman's group is getting ahead of the game," Master Hand announced.

Knuckles and Rouge meanwhile were trying their best to pass T.T, while he was distracted with Eggman's group. Rouge tossed her and Knux a mushroom and went speeding off ahead.

Mammals, however, wouldn't out beam T.T., and the live stainless analog clock sped ahead of Eggman's group and was on par with Knuckles/Rouge. Ironically, Eggman's group was also on par.

"What the hell?" T.T. said in disbelief.

"Don't think that we're gonna go down THAT easily," Grounder taunted.

"Neither are we!" Knuckles shouted, as Rouge through a bob-omb at T.T's engine.

T.T., however, had time to get the Bo-bomb out of the engine, and he threw it into the lake nearby.

Eggman cackled. "Take this!" He fired a rocket at T.T's engine while he was distracted.

T.T. screamed as he went into the lava lake. BUT, he manage to rig an explosive on Knuckles car, and right as Knuckles zoomed pass and thought it was safe...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Both Knuckles/Rouge and Eggman's group were sent CRASHING into Homer/Abe.

"AHHHH!" Abe and Grounder shouted, as they collided.

"DAMN IT!" Knuckles growled as he could feel a sharp pain in his neck, clenching his fists. "I left Angel Island for this shit!?"

"Hey, at least you don't have clothes!' Rouge snapped back as she felt her back snapping, all right.

"OOH!" Master Hand turned away, disgusted. "I don't care or really give a hoot of where you're from in this entire universe. That's GOTTA hurt."

Marge and Lisa passed by, just in time to see the wreckage and braked to a halt.

"Homer!" Marge yelled out. "What happened?"

Homer moaned, his right hand on his forehead while pointing at the lava lake with his left hand. "We crashed, and now that clock guy is swimming pass us!"

T.T. laughed as he continued to swim in the Lava Lake. Apparently, he was lava proof.

"Lava proof?" Master Hand asked Taj, "I didn't know he was able to survive in conditions like that."

Taj was speechless. "Is that a legal move?"

T.T. overheard Taj and he scoffed. "Taj, did you expect to learn this after the experience on Timber's Island?"

"Ah..." Was all that Taj could say, remembering the old days of Diddy Kong Racing.

"Beep beep!" The Roadrunner beeped, as he zoomed pass Bart Simpson.

"All right, Waluigi?" Stanley said, "As soon as Knuckles/Rouge show up, release the bombs."

Waluigi nodded, twirling his mustache he handed the wheel to Toad. "Got it."

"I'm glad I get to actually contribute for once," Toad remarked as he steered around the various swerves and bumps on the magma hardened road.

"I'm glad we actually got some dialogue with this update," Princess Daisy lampshades bluntly as she looked at the map for the entire race course, glancing up to see several bars of fire performing a jump rope of s9orts.

"Here they come!" Toadette shouted to them also seeing Homer/Abe and Marge/Lisa.

Waluigi laughed. "Bob-ombs away!" He loaded up a launcher and sent a flurry of Bob-ombs at the opposing racers.

"Quick mom, turn!" Lisa shouted.

"I'm trying, Lisa!" Marge shrieked.

Homer griped. "Bah! This car's mileage sucks!"

"Homer, turn the car- oh, never mind!" Abe shouted. He grabbed the wheel, but ended up crashing into Knuckles/Rouge.

"Oh dear..." Master Hand said.

But it was too late... the Bob-ombs hit them all around, sending the racers into the volcanic fiery lake.

"Bulls eye!" Waluigi cheered.

"YEEES!" Stanley cheered, as he did a victory dance with Toad.

Daisy cheered and gave Waluigi a BIG kiss for their smooth victory.

Eggman, Grounder, and Scratch all cackled at the unfortunate racers as they went into the Lava Lake. T.T. manage to avoid the crashing racers and laughed at them as he paddled away.

"Looks like Homer/Abe, Mage/Lisa, and Knuckles/Rouge are out of the race. At least until they can get out of that volcanic fiery lake," Master hand said.

"No more competition!" Eggman cheered as he blasted forward.

Scratch chuckled. "You are the losers! And we are the champions! Yeah!'

"Let's see how Bowser's group is fairing with old Tyrannoyoshi Rex," Master Hand said, as the screen switched to the first and second place racers.

"So," Tyrannoyoshi Rex said, looking at Bowser's comrades. "How about we team up, just for this race? It would be stupid to take each other out, especially since we're way

Donkey Kong nodded. "He has a very good point." He was finishing up one of his many golden bananas.

"Yeah," Ganondorf whispered to Bowser, "Besides, he might be able to back us up if we get hit."

Bowser nodded in agreement. "Alright. The other racers are coming up behind, so we better finish them off."

Tyrannoyoshi Rex smiled. "Excellent. We just have to go through the second volcano, a castle in the center of it, and then we go through the third and final volcano that leads us to the finish line."

"Excellent," Donkey Kong said, as he tapped his hands.

"Since when were you evil?" Wario remarked while scratching his butt.

Donkey Kong chuckled sheepishly. "Ehehehe... I guess Cranky rubbed on me more than I thought."

Ganondorf rolled his eyes, turning to Mewtwo. "Mewtwo, do you predict which racers are approaching?"

Mewtwo nodded. "Yes. Other than T-Rex's buddies, I can see Boshi, Bronto, Bart, Pipsy, Drumstick, T.T., Snuggles, Waluigi's group, Eggman's group, and the Roadrunner approaching."

Ganondorf sighed in annoyance, placing his left hand on his forehead. "Great. More competition."

"Don't worry," Tyrannoyoshi Rex said, "My buddies and the Diddy Kong Racing bosses will handle any trouble we encounter from those racers."

Bowser grinned,cracking his fists together. "Good. Now let's win ourselves a race."

With one last look behind, they all sped ahead on the track, going father than the other racers.

Master Hand turned to Taj. "Well, looks like Bowser's group and Tyrannoyoshi Rex have teamed up with each other."

"Yep," Taj said, "It's going to help them greatly, especially since they're trying to maintain their league."

"...Shall we check on the others?" Master Hand asked.

Taj shrugged. "Hell, why not? We haven't seen any action from there yet."

And so, both Taj and Master hand switched to another screen to see how the other racers were fairing.

"The bosses got this in the bag." Ridley screeched in his weird Retsupurae voice while munching on popcorn.

"I got a feeling. That one of the lone guys is going to come out of nowhere," Rayquaza blurted as he came back from zipping around the bosses' room of the Smash Mansion using Extreme Speed.

"Ha ha. You said come." Petey Piranha remarked while tilting his head back, sipping up a lot of water in the process.

Galleom and Duon both sighed in annoyance as they glanced at each other, being unable to talk unlike the others as they simply wanted to focus on the race.

The Roadrunner was still running ahead, not to be outdone by Bart Simpson. "Beep-beep!"

"No way Dude!" Bart tossed himself a mushroom and was now neck and neck with the Roadrunner.

Boshi and Bronto, however, were right in front of Bart and the Roadrunner. They were trying to overpass each other.

"I'm going to win!" Boshi taunted.

Bronto growled. "No you ain't. I'm going to win!"

Boshi shoved Bronto near the Lava Lake's edge. "I'm going to win and beat you to the punch line!"

Bronto pushed back with extreme force. "Over my dead body, you sly Yoshisaurus!"

Snuggles was approaching thee two dinosaurs. "I must surpass you guys! You two will lose!"

Boshi and Bronto both turn their attention to Snuggles and give him a menacing stare. "GET OUT OF OUR BUSINESS!" The two dinosaurs then can upon each of Snuggle's sides and rammed him until his car was flat.

Snuggles growled and tried to get back into shape as Boshi and Bronto zoomed off. Bart swiftly followed, pursued by the Roadrunner. "HEY! I AIN'T DONE WITH YOU!"

"What a surprise," Master Hand says, "Boshi, Bronto, Bart, and the Roadrunner manage to pass Snuggles, and-hey...WAIT A SECOND! IT'S SHADOW AND SONIC/AMY!"

"Huh?" Pipsy said, looking around.

Drumstick was also confused. "What? Shadow and Sonic/Amy?"

"Talk about redundancy." Pipsy murmured to herself upon hearing Drumstick repeat his sentence.

"Oh shut up, I was so confused, I had to repeat it." Drumstick defended himself as they went under several, magma hardened red stone pillars.

Sonic/Amy/Shadow were coming up fast, in what appeared to be a fusion of Sonic and Shadow's car.

"I thought Sonic/Amy and Shadow were in different cars," T.T. asked while cruising along.

Master Hand just watched, still shocked. "They were, but it seems that they want to win the competition..."

"We were..." Shadow began.

"But now we've joined forces!" Sonic finished.

"We're gonna win this if it kills us!" Amy yelled out.

Grounder overheard. "Even if it kills you? HAHAHAHAHA! Eggman, let's take those hedgehogs out once and for all!"

"Yeah!" Scratch shouted, taking out some grenade eggs. "I agree completely with Grounder!"

"Well don't just stand there, you fools!" Eggman ordered, pointng at the hedgehogs. "Get them!"

Both Grounder and Scratch hoped aboard Sonic and Shadow's car with several of Eggman's robotic flunkies and attacked.

Boshi and Bronto continued to ram each other, the same with Pipsy and Drumstick.

"GIVE UP!" Grounder shouted, as he gave Sonic a WHAM in the face. "You'll never win!"

Sonic head butted Grounder, while Shadow gave Grounder a smack in the face. "Get off, dumb bot!" They yelled before giving him a double punch in the eyes.

Boshi and Bronto were so angered with each other, they were force to attack each other! The fight was so great, Bart even enjoyed it!

"YEAH!" BASH HIM! DO IT GOOD! WOOHOO! ENCORE, ENCORE!" Bart cheered, as he encourages the fighting to continue.

Sonic and Shadow used their spin attack, to turn their car into a saw blading ball of metal and quills, throwing Scratch and Grounder off of them.

Master Hand and Taj watched in awe.

"Damn," Taj said in disbelief.

"That's gotta hurt big time," Master Hand added.

Boshi and Bronto give each other cold glares, and they then start zooming far ahead, with Bart Simpson, The Roadrunner, Pipsy, Drumstick, Sonic/Shadow/Amy, and Eggman/Scratch/Grounder behind the two dinosaurs.

Boshi growled as he past Bronto. "All right, Apatosaurus breath. Let's see how you like a taste of this," He mumbles to himself. Boshi opens a balloon (from Diddy Kong Racing, if you guys didn't know that) full of explosive gas and throws it behind him, at Bronto's car.

Bronto scoffs and steers to the left, avoiding the explosive balloon as it hits some of the lava monsters. "I'm not even gonna let you get THAT lucky," He says.

Boshi turns around to still see Bronto. "DAMN!"

Bronto rams right into Boshi, nearly damaging both cars. "Take that!"

Boshi only growls and he rams back at Bronto.

The fiery volcano lake spews out magma and fireballs, as well as hot steam seeping, just as the racers zoom on through the treacherous racecourse.

Boshi rams straight into Bronto's car, but Bronto pushes back. The two dinosaurs continue to ram each other, trying to get ahead.

"Man, look at those two go," Amy remarked as she was watching the two B named dinosaurs battle it out, with Sonic and Shadow also glancing as they were trying to find a way to get pass them without getting mixed up in the brawl.

Somewhere up farther ahead on the volcanic racecourse are two smaller, sleeker black colored Tyrannoyoshies. They are the famous double trouble pair, Ted and Todd, the British Tyrannoyoshi brothers.

"Bloody hell, Ted," Todd said, "Are you sure this will work?"

Ted nodded. "I'm quite positive, my dear Todd. Why, we'll be able to get those stupid racers if it's the last damn thing we do."

"Really?" Todd asked. In all of the years that they have tried to kill Yoshi, this was their biggest moment where they wouldn't hurt Yoshi.

Ted nodded. "Yes. Now let's fix up the trap. The racers are coming."

"Do you think Master T-Rex will be proud of us?" Todd asked.

Ted chuckled. "Of course, my dear Todd! Why, we'll be the best of all the damn bounty hunters there are in the entire universe!"

"Bounty hunters in the universe!" Todd said, happy. "Oh, would I love that!"

"Good. Now…let's fix up this trap," Ted said, as the two Tyrannoyoshies started to create a devastating trap for the other racers.

Luigi sighed as a few more racers pass by the Mario Brothers. "Mario, we'll never catch up with the others."

Mario turned to Luigi. "Use the super mushroom oil to get a boost-a!"

Luigi smiled as he got out a can. He poured the oil into the car. "Got the oil pumped in." He said.

Right at that moment, the Mario Brothers' car zoomed really fast, way pass the racers who passed them.

"YAHOO!" Mario and Luigi cheered, as they zoomed away.

Both Boshi and Bronto zoomed right pass Knuckles/Rouge and they turned around a tight corner.

The two dinosaurs were now evenly matched, as they tried to overcome each other in reaching the entrance to the second volcano.

"I'm going to win," Boshi said, as he kicked the side of Bronto's car.

"No," Bronto remarked as he rammed into Boshi, "I'm going to win."

"How are we ever gonna catch up?" Tuff asked as he was chugging as many mushrooms into the engine as possible.

"We just have to stay determined!" Tiff remarked as she was steering their car, glancing at the map. "At least we don't have to worry about King DeDeDe... although I do worry for poor Kirby... I wonder what Meta Knight's up to in all this..."

In the middle of the pack are Wizpig and King Dedede/Escargoon. Wizpig moans as he tries to get back up. However, he manage to fix up Dedede's car.

Dedede smiled as he patted his car. "Thanks a million, Wizpig."

"Yeah," Escargoon added, as he chuckled. "We both owe you one for getting our car back on the tra-"

"Dave it for later, you two," Wizpig said, seeing some of the other racers pass. "We need to get back in the race."

Escargoon nodded. "Good point."

Wizpig then took out the rocket he has used in Diddy Kong Racing. "Looks like I'll need my rocket after all."

"Uh, can we get a lift?" King Dedede asked.

Wizpig shrugged. "Sure. Hell, why not. It'll be unfair." He said. He picked up the machine and threw it forwards, right behind Peach's group.

"AW RIGHT!" King Dedede and Escargoon cheered, as they zoomed away to catch up with Peach's group and the other racers.

"What the fuck?" Peach remarked as she was caught off guard by King DeDeDe, who gave her car a smash with his mallet as he laughed and gave her the middle finger, with Escargoon steering the vehicle, going past them.

"Well that's just peachy." Shiek muttered as she folded her arms together, taking out several needles and firing them at the back of DeDeDe's vehicle, with them not doing much damage, much to her dismay.

Wizpig chuckled, and then he went on his rocket. "Now to get out of bein' in the middle of the pack," he said, as he threw a match into it, and sped away on the rocket.

Pipsy and Drumstick were having a war of their own, trying to overpass each other.

"Whatever you can do, I can do better." Pipsy sang.

Drumstick scoffed. " Oh yeah?"

"Oh yeah." Pipsy replied.

"Oh yeah, mouse girl?" Drumstick said, as he rammed into Pipsy's car.

Pipsy rammed back in Drumstick's car. "Oh yeah, Kentucky Fried Chicken."

Pipsy and Drumstick manage to pass by Sonic/Shadow/Amy, but they still are having some trouble on their hands.

"Looks like there's another couple on the road..." Amy jokingly remarked as she giggled, noticing the feuds between certain racers.

"I swear, it's like these guys just want to hatefuck each other..." Shadow murmured as he was placing several speed boosting items into the engine.

"Ready to stop?" Pipsy asked, giving Drumstick the Dreamworks face.

Drumstick rolled his eyes. "Ha ha ha," He faked. He then frowned, sighing with discomfort. "Let's go."

Just as the two Diddy Kong Racers start again, Sonic/Shadow/Amy zoom right pass them, with Eggman on their tails.

Pipsy sighed. "Hmph! Trying to outrace us. You hedgehogs sicken me."

Drumstick grabbed a missile and zoomed ahead. Pipsy swiftly followed.

"You don't give up, do you?" Drumstick asked. He smiled. "Brave, really."

Pipsy chuckled. "Yes. I'm quite surprised that we manage to pass those racers." She pointed to Sonic/Shadow/Amy and Eggman's group.

"So long, losers." Eggman stated as he stuck his tongue out at Pipsy and Drumstick, smirking as he began speeding up his vehicle, ramming into the hedgehogs once while cackling madly.

Amy looked behind, just in time to see Eggman ganging up on them. "Uh oh... Eggbelly's coming up behind. Want me to get knock him out with a green Koopa shell? Or should I blast him with a bob-omb?"

"Listen to your heart, then decide." Sonic advised.

Amy thought for a moment, then through two bob-ombs at Eggman.

Grounder, however, manages to catch the bo-bombs and throws them at the Lava Lake monsters.

Grounder chuckled. "We're not going dow-WHAO!" Marge and Lisa's sudden arrival, along with Homer/Abe and Peach's group, interrupted Grounder.

"Look!" Peach shouted, pointing to the racers. "I think we're in the lead!"

"YEAH!" Chad, Prof. E. Gadd, and Sheik cheered.

Marge smiled. "Thank God! We manage to make it back!"

"Woohoo! So long suckers!" Homer shouted at Eggman's group. He took out a winged, spiny blue koopa shell, THE infamous Blue Shell mind you, and threw it right into Eggman's exhaust pipe.

Eggman/Grounder/Scratch shouted as they fell into the Lava Lake.

"GODDAMN IT!" Eggman cursed as he pouted, jumping on top of his sinking vehicle while Scratch and Grounder screamed in pain, their metal parts melting from the intense magma.

"And Eggman's group is knocked into the lake!" Master Hand shouted. He turned to Taj. "Seems as if racers come and go, huh?"

"Indeed they do, and it looks like Sonic and the gang are coming through pretty well." Taj added.

"Yep, but they're all gonna have a tough time going through Pipsy, Bart, Drumstick, The Roadrunner, Bronto, and Boshi," Master Hand replied, "Because they're in the middle of their own war right now."

Pipsy and Drumstick were slowing down a bit, trying to have their cars get pumped up.

"Let's see how the Koopa Kids are doing," Master Hand said, as the scene switched to 34th place. The Dry Bones have formed a star ship of their own, and they were right along the Koopa Kids' ship.

"Status report, KOB," Ludwig said to the machine.

The main computer, Kob, started up. "Well, Ludwig, your battleship will be ready in a few minutes. Lemmy will never fly again. Bowser Jr. and Morton will have to wait a while for their ship. Roy, Larry, and Iggy's ships will be up and ready in two minutes."

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Lemmy cried.

"Grrrr…" Morton and Bowser Jr. growled.

"Sweet," Roy said.

"Cool," Both Iggy and Larry said.

Kob sweatdropped. "Don't blame me. I'm a worker."

Ludwig smiled. "Excellent job, Kob."

Kob beeped happily. "Thank you. Let's get back to the race."

The Koopalings continued to zoom through, with the pesky Dry Bones behind them.

"It looks like the Dry Bones are planning to ambush the Koopa Kids," Master Hand announced, "Now let's get back to with the follow-ups of the leaders."

The Roadrunner was running as fast as he could, but even though he was fast, he could use a refreshment, so he got out a glass of orange juice and rank it as he ran.

Bart throws out a lasso and caught the Roadrunner by the tail, and let him pull him on ahead. "All right! I'm going to the top for sure!"

The Roadrunner noticed that he had a translator, and he pressed it on. He turned to Bart Simpson. "I say, my dear boy, how would you like to team up?"

Bart smiled. "Sounds good to me. Let's go!"

The Roadrunner allowed Bart to ride on his back, and then zoomed off on Bart's skateboard.

Boshi and Bronto were still fighting each other. They wouldn't let anyone interfered.

"Let me win!" Bronto begged, "I made a promise to someone!"

"Forget it!" Boshi shouted back, "I'm not gonna let you go off that easy!"

Bart Simpson and the Roadrunner were coming up right behind Boshi and Bronto.

"Hey Roadrunner. What should we do about those two?" Bart asked.

The Roadrunner shrugged. "Eh, they're having their own war, and so are those racers behind us." He pointed to Pipsy and Drumstick, who were on par with Boshi, Bronto, Bart, and the Roadrunner. "It's those Sonic characters who I fear of. They'll probably make these racers made if they interrupt."

Bart looked behind. He gulped. "Uh oh...Speaking of the Sonic dudes...here they come now..."

Sonic/Amy/Shadow were zooming in on Roadrunner and Bart, with Rouge/Knuckles right at their side.

Pipsy too has noticed the Sonic gang. They were going to ruin the battle.

"Drumstick!" She called out, pointing at the Sonic gang, "We gotta do something about them!"

Drumstick nodded. "Yeah. Those SEGA chumps aren't gonna win this race."

The Roadrunner then got an idea. "Hey Bart," He said, "Let's thrash these SEGA mammal fools off the road!"

"Yeah Man!" Bart shouted, and readied the bob-ombs.

The Roadrunner slowly went backwards, to be on par with the Sonic gang. "Hey Sonic, have you ever heard of the Big Bang?"

Sonic rolled his eyes. "Yes I have. What's your point?"

"NOW BART!" The Roadrunner shouted.

Bart cackled evilly as he stuffed a bob-omb in the exhaust pipe of Sonic/Amy/Shadow's car.

The bomb went off instantly and Sonic/Amy/Shadow went flying,

"YEAH!" The Roadrunner cheered. Unfortunately, Knuckles and Rouge were right along Boshi and Bronto, and it wasn't going to be pleasant since they were going to interrupt.

"Get lost! I'm going to win!" Boshi taunted, as he rammed into Bronto.

"No, you get lost!" Bronto barked back, as he rammed into Boshi. "I'm not going to lose to you!"

Knuckles and Rouge snuck up behind Bronto and Boshi, and Rouge shoved a bob-omb in their exhaust pipes.

Boshi noticed this and tossed it out just in time. He glared at Knuckles/Rouge. "KEEP OUT OF OUR BUISNESS!" He shouted at them.

Bronto gave Knuckles/Rouge a big WHAM, which nearly knocked the two mammals off the road. "Yeah! We're in the middle of a war here!"

Knuckles/Rouge responded by throwing a koopa shell at each of the racers.

Unfortunately, the Koopa shells were reverted right back, and it sent Knuckles/Rouge almost into the Lava Lake.

"Uh oh. Looks like Knuckles and Rouge are in trouble," Master Hand announced, "And to top it off, Sonic/Shadow/Amy are going to fall down on them."

At that very moment, Sonic/Amy/Shadow/ indeed fell on Rouge/Knuckles.

"LOSERS!" T.T. shouted, as he continued to swim into the lava.

Bart and the Roadrunner were now behind Boshi and Bronto, and started to fire bob-ombs at them.

Boshi glared at the attackers, and tossed the bo0bombs out of the car and tossed them somewhere else. He wouldn't have this continue. "So you want some of THIS?" He then launched a Hyper Beam at the duo, which unfortunately got out at all of the other racers except Pipsy and Drumstick.

Bronto followed with an earthquake, which completely totaled the race track and left all of the other racers to crash into each other.

The four remaining racers (Boshi, Bronto, Pipsy, and Drumstick) started off again, leaving the rest behind. Luckily, Bart and the Roadrunner were able to recover and catch up.

"Okay, Bart. Here's a helpful tip: Don't attack Boshi, Bronto, Pipsy, or Drumstick," The Roadrunner said.

"Agreed." Bart said, nodding. "What's our next strategy?"

"We should team up with them," The Roadrunner suggested.

"Seems like the Sonic crew have suffered a lot," Master Hand said. "Hey Taj, let's go check up on them."

Taj grimaced as he saw the Sonic gang. "Ouch... That last accident really took its toll on them..."

"Oh god..." Shadow groaned, as he tried to get back up. "Where the hell did that avalanche come from?"

"No idea..." Sonic replied, his face practically in Amy's panties.

Knuckles growled. "When I get my hands on those retarded dinosaurs... I'll fossilize them."

"Fossilize? FOSSILIZE?" Yoshi angrily shouted. He threw an egg at Knuckles's face. "Fossilize THAT!"

Dr. Hoshi gulped. 'Oh dear...Yoshi, you really need to control your anger."

Yoshi frowned. "Sorry, doc, but insults like that just tick me off."

"He has a point," Peppy added, as they zoomed off.

Knuckles grimaced. "ACK! Egg on my face!" He took out a handkerchief to wipe the egg off. "Gross!"

Tails and Cream both giggled at Knuckles's misfortune as they passed the damaged racers. Godzilla and Anguirus followed.

"I wonder what Mr. Knuckles smells like with egg on his face," Cream giggled.

"Ha ha," Tails laughed as he kept steering, enjoying this moment.

"I have to admit, that was pretty funny," Amy stated, with everyone except Knuckles laughing.

"Yeah. I could use a good laugh in a place like this," Rouge admitted, which made Knuckles even angrier.

"I left Angel Island for this..." Knuckles grumbled as he slapped his forehead with his left hand, shaking his head and groaning. "First Ken Penders, now this... why me...?"

"Sonic gang," Master Hand said, "Are you just going to let those racers go through you?"

"And let them have all the glory?" Shadow chuckled as he helped Rouge up from the mess.

"NO WAY!" The Sonic gang exclaimed in unison, repairing their karts in seconds and sped off after the others.

Godzilla and Anguirus have already made a team with Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and peppy/Clario, so they would help out if needed.

Chad the Charmander looked behind him to see the Sonic crew, charging in. "Peach! E. Gadd! Sheik! The Sonic crew is coming!"

Sheik smirked. "I'll take care of them." He loaded up a launcher of koopa shells and started firing non-stop at the Sonic Team.

Chad smiled. "YEAH! In your face!" However, the Sonic crew manages to pass right by Peach's group.

"Oh come on!" Clario groaned. "How are those damn SEGA chumps winning?"

"Because they're fast," Peppy said. "But not for long..." He started to charge up and attack.

Shadow drew his gun. "Not this time!" He shouted. He started firing at Peppy.

Peppy hid in his car as he avoided the bullets. "Ha! You missed!"

Shadow growled as he aimed again. "Oh yeah, pretty boy-"

Anguirus, however, manage to grab the gun from Shadow and chomped on it. "You're days are over, bad ass."

"Yu-oh. Shadow is runnin' out of options," Master Hand says.

"He better think up of something, or he's done for," Taj added.

Shadow stuck out his hand in Anguirus' s face. "CHAOS SPEAR!" He fire a bolt of energy right in Anguirus's face.

Anguirus was blasted down as he tried to get back up.

However, Godzilla blasted his heat wave at Shadow, burning the hedgehog to a crisp.

Anguirus grabbed a potion and drank it, recovering.

Shadow reformed after a few seconds, with his "chicken vacuum" and he sucked up Anguirus.

Anguirus was too big, so the chicken vacuum didn't even have effect.

"Did you really think I was going down that easy?" Anguirus taunted, rolling his eyes at Shadow's stupidity.

The Mario Brothers pulled up right next to Sonic's car. Luigi wasn't TOO happy about Shadow using a vacuum.

"There, Luigi," Master Hand said, pointing at Shadow. "He's the one who ripped you off."

Luigi was EXTREMELY PISSED. "Rip-a off MY-A weapon, will you? I'll-a teach you!" He grabbed his "Ghost Vacuum and sucked up Sonic/Amy/Shadow, and dumped the bag, with them inside, into the lava.

"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!" Sonic, Shadow, and Amy screamed from the bag.

Yoshi, Peppy, Chad, Peach, Prof. E. Gadd, Sheik, Dr. Hoshi, Mario, Godzilla, Clario, Anguirus, and even Master Hand (!) cheered as they watched Sonic/Shadow/Amy burn in the lava. "HORRAY FOR LUIGI!"

"YOU'RE MY HERO!" Peach cheered, as she gave Luigi a BIG kiss.

"WOOT! Luigi has kicked some SEGA butt, and Nintendo triumphs!" Master Hand cheers, wilder than he has been ever before.

"I think this heat is getting to you a bit too much..." Taj murmured while shaking his head, his arms folded together.

"Luigi, we owe you one!" Peppy and Anguirus said, as they gave Luigi high fives.

Mario grinned big. "I love you for that, Luigi."

Luigi smiled humbly. "Ah shucks, it was nothing." He admitted.

"Holy shit, these fucking guys can be friggin' jerks!" Toadette exclaimed in dismay.

The others glanced at Toadette oddly as they were surprised to hear her swear. They were several feet behind the others.

"Toadette, language!" Daisy stated as she was shocked at how much of a potty mouth Toadette was.

"I don't know. I find it arousing." Toad admitted as he felt his clothing getting tighter.

Everyone turned to give the mushroom boy odd glances instead. Toad groaned in pain as Waluigi smacked him across the back of his head, with Toadette blushing in response.

"C'mon," Yoshi stated, looking at the bag Sonic, Shadow, and Amy were in resurfaced. "Let's get going. We can't wind up to lose."

"Yeah, and besides," Dr. Hoshi added while pointing upward, "It seems that Knuckles/Rouge manage to zoom away."

Luigi readied his vaccum one more time. "Just-a catch up to them and I'll take care of it."

"Sweet!" Clario cheered. "Let's a-go!' They all zoomed off to catch up as the scene came to a close, and faded to black.

"Come join Yoshi Kart, where anything can happen with the random number generator!" Stated the ad that was playing on the television over footage of the races.

"These ads are so goddamn stupid," Sheldon J. Plankton moaned as he was munching on some chum he made for himself, being inside his home that was the Chum Bucket in Bikini Bottom.

"Hey, at least they actually advertise." Karen, Plankton's computer wife, commented as she rolled over to Plankton.

"Yeah, whatever." Plankton sighed as he placed his hands on his face, with the race resuming.

"Man, am I bushed." Pikachu stated as he was heading back on his little small yellow kart, having split off from Marth and Roy to do damage to the other racers as he was heading back, shaking his head. "I wish I brought some water with me."

Pikachu then was knocked into the lava by Gruntilda and Klungo, who were speeding away.

"Faster Klungo, we must go!" Gruntilda stated while shaking her right fist. "We must give these readers quite a show!"

"Yesssss, miss Grunty..." Klungo stated while swerving and drifting around the weird bends within the volcano, narrowly missing the lava waves circling the magma hardened pathway.

"I wonder how Pikachu is doing." Marth state as he was steering the main vehicle he, Roy, Sheeda, and Lillian, were part of.

"Ooh, I hope he's careful. Volcanoes are gross AND dangerous." Sheeda remarked while holding her hands together.

"What? Since when were volcanoes gross?" Lillian responded while chucking fake Item boxes behind the car. "They always seemed awesome to me."

"Should we bring him back now?" Roy suggested while brushing his hair, noticing a couple of racers attacking each other.

Marth shrugged, shaking his head. "Eh... what the hell." He then pressed a button, summoning Pikachu back to the vehicle, screaming girlishly alongside Sheeda and Lillian as they all noticed the yellow mouse Pokemon... wasn't so yellow.

"Ugh... lava..." Pikachu groaned as he spat out some smoke, taking a look at himself in the mirror and frowning. "The things burning can do to you... my poor fur..."

Roy took a look at the burnt Pikachu, and then began puking outside the vehicle, his face green with horror.

"...Hoo boy. Well, Taj, it seems quite extraordinary how the racers are doing," Master Hand proclaimed, upon reviewing the events that had just occurred.

Taj nodded, and then he turned to the screen, as the audience cheered loudly. Taj announced, "It truly has been a sad day for SEGA in this race. Sonic The Hedgehog, Amy Rose, and Shadow The Hedgehog were all sucked up by Luigi and thrown into the lava lake! Knuckles The Echidna and Rouge The Bat managed to get away, but Luigi, Mario, Peach, Yoshi, and Peppy Ankylosaurus and the others are hot on their tail. A sad day for SEGA, but a truly good day for Nintendo!"

Master Hand chuckled. "You can say that again, Taj!"

Taj also chuckled. "It seems with vacuum in hand, Luigi may lead the Nintendo group to victory!"

Yoshi was dreaming of lava. "Mmmm…lava lake..."

Dr. Hoshi sighs at Yoshi's state, slapping him across the face. "Yoshi, control yourself.

"Let's check how the people in last place are doing," Master Hand announced, as the scene switched to the dead last racers, which were Birdo, Heppy, and James Bond.

Birdo and Heppy manage to fix up James Bond's tank. It took several minutes to do it, but they finally manage to get it up and running.

James Bond grinned as he patted his tank. He turned to Birdo and Heppy. Hey Birdo," James Bond said, "Thanks for getting me back up into the race."

Birdo smiled. "No problem. We may be from different games, but helping each other is a really nice thing to do." She replied nicely.

Heppy nodded. "Yeah, and speaking of helping, we best be going. We're still in the first volcano."

James Bond and Birdo nodded in agreement. James Bond started up his tank and started driving away. Birdo and Heppy followed.

"So how far are we?" Birdo asked.

Heppy looked at the map. "Hmm...we seem to be dead last."

"Dead last!" Birdo exclaimed, worried.

James Bond turned to Birdo and said, "Don't worry. I always knew that something like this would happen, so I took the opportunity to create this warp."

James Bond then pressed a button, and a warp portal appeared in front of the three racers. Birdo and Heppy looked at it in awe, and then they turned to James Bond.

"You mean...this will lead us to the front?" Birdo asked.

James Bond grinned. "Yep. All we have to do is go through hyperspace, and we'll end up with the follow-ups of the leaders."

Heppy cheered. "All right! Let's-a go!"

Heppy, Birdo, and James Bond all drove into the warp portal, which then disappeared on cue.

"Seems like Birdo, Heppy, and James Bond are back in the race," Master Hand announced.

Taj nodded. "Yep. It's lucky for them, too. The leaders are approaching the third volcano."

"Let's see how the follow-ups are doing," Master Hand announced, as the screens switched back to the runner-ups. Boshi and Bronto were still fighting with each other as they zoomed off, followed by Pipsy and Drumstick (who were also fighting) and Bart/The Roadrunner. Knuckles/Rouge were right on their tails. The other follow-ups were in a group, deciding to team up for the benefit of the race.

Boshi rams into Knuckles/Rouge, along with Pipsy. "For the last time, beat it!"

"Yeah!" Pipsy adds, "We have our own war going on!"

"You guys are idiots! And losers!" Knuckles retorted as he pounded his knuckles together, raging. "And what both of you need is a daily dose!"

"You said it, Knuxie." Rouge remarked as she was willing to kick some ass, too, chucking a fake Item Box at Boshi, while shooting a green Koopa shell at Pipsy, both items hitting the two.

Bronto whacks Knuckles in the face with his tail while Drumstick throws eggs at Rouge. "Take that!" Bronto taunts.

Knuckles punches Bronto in his face, while trying to avoid Boshi.

Rouge knocks Drumstick's eggs back with baseball bat, all of them hitting Drumstick. Rouge then throws Koopa shells at Pipsy's face.

Bart and the Roadrunner sped ahead to avoid the conflict going on.

Peppy squinted, and he spotted the two mammals. "I can see 'em!" he shouted.

Luigi comes up behind Knuckles and Rouge, cackling. "Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Luigi!"

Boshi kicks Knuckles in the nuts while Pipsy bitchslaps Rouge.

"Oh no!" Knuckles nonchalantly stated while holding his balls in pain, the fight having been knocked out of him.

Bronto grabs hold of Knuckles. "He's all yours!"

Luigi aims his vacuum and sucks in Knuckles and Rouge.

Chad cheers. "Sweet! One more SEGA team down!"

Luigi cheers. "Yayhay!" He tosses the bag into the lake. "It's Luigi time!"

Nelson Muntz points and laughs. "Ha ha! Those SEGA losers are burning up in the lake!"

The audience cheered loudly for Luigi, as they watched the scene with pride. "LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI! LUIGI!"

Peppy smiled. "Luigi, you are my God."

Popo claps. "Nice performance, Luigi."

Luigi takes a bow as they all zoom off.

"Seems that Luigi's on a roll," Taj said.

Master Hand nodded. "Yeah. Let's check on the other racers."

We switch to 43-32nd place, where racers are trying to overcome each other.

Captain Falcon smiles. "I'm gonna win!"

Skinner snorts as he and Otto come up from behind. "We'll see about that," He says. He turns to Otto. "Fire the missiles, Otto!"

Otto salutes. "Missile away, sir!" Otto fires the missiles, and they all headed towards the Blue Falcon, which was Captain Falcon's car.

Captain Falcon shouts as he crashes into a nearby tree. "Ouch! Who threw those missiles at me?"

Skinner and Otto laughed at Captain Falcon as they zoomed off, leaving the F-Zero racer to fix up his own car.

Back with the Koopalings...

Ludwig turned to Roy and Morton. "How's the progress going over there, guys?"

Morton wiped his forehead with a napkin as he turned to Ludwig. "It's going good, Ludwig. We manage to fix up the engines."

"Yeah," Roy added, "It seems as if we can pass the other racers."

"Good," Ludwig said. He turned to Bowser Jr., who was training by attacking cardboards with his paintbrush staff.

"What?" Bowser Jr. said, shrugging. "I'm just practicing in case something bad happens."

Ludwig shook his head. "Oh, it's nothing bad. Keep going."

Bowser Jr. smiled as he continued training. Ludwig turned to KOB, the computer. "Kob, what's the progress?"

"It seems that some of the Nintendo characters are all together in a group," KOB explained, "We'll be able to zoom past them."

Ludwig smiled as he nodded. "Excellent work, KOB."

"Thanks," KOB replied, as Ludwig started fixing up some parts of the ship.

Lemmy is sitting on the ground, crying for the destruction of his favorite ship. "Sniff...my ship..." Lemmy sobbed.

Iggy rolled his eyes at Lemmy's current state. "Lemmy, it's JUST a frickin' ship."

Lemmy grabbed Iggy by the neck and glared at him. "THAT SHIP AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR EVER SINCE I WAS LITTLE! IT WAS MY BEST FIGHTER SHIP, AND I WILL NEVER FORGET IT FOR THE REST OF MY DAMN LIFE, SO DON'T SPOIL THE SACRIFICE, OKAY?"

Iggy trembled. "Gulp...okay..."

"Oh but it IS worse!" Shouted a voice. The Koopa Kids looked around, when they saw four different colored Dry Bones come down.

The first Dry Bones was red, the second was blue, the third was green, and the fourth was yellow. Behind them was an army of colorless Dry Bones.

"What the?" Ludwig exclaimed, "How did you get here?"

"That would be me," Said the Green Dry Bones, revealing his sharp claws.

"We are going to defeat you in battle!" The Red Dry Bones shouted.

"Yeah! And we're going to take all of your stuff!" The Yellow Dry Bones added.

The Blue Dry Bones approached the Koopa Kids. "Right, so prepare for trouble!"

"Yeah!" The Yellow Dry Bones added. "And make it double!"

All of the three different colored Dry Bones narrowed their eyes at the Yellow Dry Bones. "It's QUADRIPLE, ya moron!"

The Yellow Dry Bones lowered his head. "My bad."

"To protect the world from devastation!" The Red Dry Bones said.

"To announce our evils through our nation!" The Blue Dry Bones said.

"To announce-ah hell with it, it's a frickin' stupid intro, anyway," The Green Dry Bones said, "Just get ready to fight!"

The Koopa Kids all got into fighting stances. "ALL RIGHT!"

Suddenly, the Team Rocket Balloon descended from the skies, and Team rocket stood proudly, about to make their speech.

"HEY!" Meowth shouted angrily. "How dare you vandalize the Team Rocket motto!"

"Yeah!" Jessie added. "We worked on it very hard!"

James nodded, and then he angrily shouted, "And don't even "claim" to have thought it up first! You're just fan characters! WE are official!" He threw a Snorlax at them

"Hey, hey!" Ludwig shouted. He made the Snorlax disappear with the swish of his wand, and he glared up at Team Rocket. "So you like that, eh?" Ludwig turns to Roy and Morton. "Roy, Morton, go up there and take out those troublemakers. We'll handle these Dry Bones."

"I'll handle the ship," Iggy said, as he ran towards the steering wheel and started steering.

"I got the destroyer of my ship," Lemmy said.

Bowser Jr. shrugged. "I'll take the Green Dry Bones."

"Oh is that so?" James asked. "Voltorbs! Get them" He launched a series of Voltorbs at them.

Larry quickly made the Voltorbs explode by firing spells at them. He turned to Roy and Morton. "Hurry! Get rid of those lousy crooks!"

"Yeah!" Ludwig said, "We can handle things!"

Larry turned to Ludwig. "I'll handle the Yellow Dry Bones."

"Right," Ludwig said. He turned to see the Red Dry Bones. "Guess that means I got a red version."

"IT'S RED DRY BONES!" The Red Dry Bones angrily shouted.

Ludwig rolled his eyes. "Whatever!"

"So this Koopa Kid fool wants a piece of me?" The Blue Dry Bones laughed. "I don't NEED my bone club."

"GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT!" Lemmy shouted angrily.

The Blue Dry Bones grinned. "Very well, then. I'll give you my best, but you shall REGRET IT!"

Lemmy got into a fighting stance, shouted a war cry, and ran towards the Blue Dry Bones, but then was whacked by the bone club.

The Blue Dry Bones smirks and runs up to Lemmy. Lemmy gets up to see the Blue Dry Bones. The blue Dry Bones takes his fist and jabs. Lemmy slaps the fist away and comes in with punch of his own. The blue Dry Bones staggers backwards, but then he knees Lemmy in the gut. Lemmy staggered a bit and tried to take the pain off, but unfortunately, the blue Dry Bones overheads Lemmy, knocking him flat.

"From the cradle of the grave," The blue Dry Bones mumbled. Lemmy shakes his head just as the blue Dry Bones finished, "YOUR GRAVE, FREAK BOY!"

Lemmy's eyes were turned into balls of flames. "FREAK BOY?" Lemmy yelled. The blue Dry Bones scratched his head.

Lemmy takes out his magic wand and starts firing spells at the Blue Dry Bones.

"OOH... OH...UOHHT...HM...HMMM...HOOAH...HUU...HUA...HAAHHHOOOAH...WIT…WHIT...OOH...HUIT!" The blue Dry Bones yelled in pain.

Lemmy stares at the Blue Dry Bones oddly. "What the hell?"

The Blue Dry Bones shrugged. "What? All males say that in Goldeneye."

Ludwig shrugged, but then he was hit by the Red Dry Bones. "Yeouch!"

"More where that came from," The Red Dry Bones warned.

Ludwig growled as he got into a fighting stance. "BRING IT ON!"

The Red Dry Bones laughed. "Very well."

The Red Dry Bones aims his special bone club into the air, and suddenly two jet packs appear on his back.

Ludwig frowns. "That's not fair."

"Deal with it," The Red Dry Bones retorted. He soars down to Ludwig and starts punching continuously. Ludwig was okay, but he was having a bit of a limp, so he head butted right into The Red Dry Bones, knocking the jet pack off.

Larry, however, was having a problem himself, as he was being pushed around by the Yellow Dry Bones. Just as he was about to use his magic wand, the Yellow Dry Bones knocked it out of his hand.

"Uh oh…" Larry said, frightened.

"So you want a wand, huh?" The Yellow Dry Bones said manacling. Larry gulped as the Yellow Dry Bones started electrocuting him.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The Yellow Dry Bones laughed in triumph.

"What are you standing there for, Green?" Bowser Jr. asked impatiently. "Do somethin'."

"Uh…" The Green Dry Bones stuttered. He transformed his wand into a crown, and he threw it at Bowser Jr. in an attempt to copy King K. Rool's move from the first Donkey Kong Country game.

Bowser Jr. watched in pity as the crown fell short of him. He looked at the Green Dry Bones. "What? That's it? Is that the best you can actually do?"

The Green Dry Bones nodded. "Yep."

"UGH!" Bowser Jr. yelled, "You are OBVIOUSLY the WORST of the different colored Dry Bones clan."

"Yep," The Green Dry Bones flatly says.

"How boring!" Bowser Jr. shouts. He turns into Shadow Mario and beats the crap out of the Green Dry Bones using his staff. When the remains of the Green Dry Bones fall down to the ground, Shadow Mario reverts back into Bowser Jr.

Bowser Jr. groaned. "That was pathetic."

We switch to Link and Samus, who are riding steadily until they come across a box.

"What's wrong, Link?" Samus asked.

Link looked suspiciously at the box. "I dunno…that box wasn't here a while ago."

Suddenly, a figure pops out of the box. Link and Samus gasp.

"Why, it's Solid Snake!" Samus exclaimed, shocked.

Link was just as surprised. "Snake! What are you doing in the middle of a lava lake? Especially in the Nintendo universe?"

Snake chuckled. "Well, Nintendo gave me permission to compete, and Konami begged me to be in this great race, so I decided to join. Besides, you guys could use some help."

Samus nodded. "Well, okay. Since you wanted to be part of the race, I guess you can join."

Snake grinned, as he hopped onto Epona. "All right!"

Right at that moment, a blonde woman wearing light blue clothes and a lightsaber-like weapon walked towards Epona. She looked up. "I'm Zero Suit Samus. Nice to meet you."

Link looked at the armored Samus, then back at Zero Suit Samus. "Uh…nice to meet ya too, Zero Suit Samus."

"Thanks," She said.

Snake chuckled. "Looks like you have a stunt double, Sam."

The armored Samus nodded. "Yep. How predictable. I get an extra version of myself, too."

"At least me, Pikachu, and Mario aren't the only ones." Link laughed as he patted Epona. "Well, let's go back to the-"

"WAIT!" Shouted a voice. An angelic boy arrived in front of Link. It was Pit, the white winged angel boy from Kid Icarus.

"Pit!' Link exclaimed, "So you came here, too! That's great!"

Pit smiled. "Yeah. I want to help you win!"

Link smiled. "In that case, hop aboard!"

"How many people can fit on this horse?" Zamus asked as she was behind Snake.

"That's a good question." Samus responded while rolling her left hand around. "...It's best not to think of it."

As Pit hoped onto Epona, the horse took off, going after the others who have passed them.

Samus looked at Pit, then glanced back at Link. "Anyway, Link? You know Pit?"

Link nodded. "Yeah. We use to go to law school together. But we sorta flunked."

"Why?' Snake asked.

Pit snickered. "Cause we both fired arrows at the teachers."

Pit and Link laughed loudly, as well as Snake, Samus, and Zero Suit Samus.

We switch back outside to the follow-ups, Taj, Master Hand, and the Viewing Rocket, who are still steadily behind Ultra Brachio and King Ankylosaurus.

Taj looks at the audience, and starts announcing. "Ahem…welcome back racing fans who are viewing this at home. Today-"

A nearby phone rings interrupting Taj.

"Urgh... " Taj moans, as he answers it... it's his Ex-Wife.

Master Hand looked at Taj. "Who is it, Taj?"

Taj, however, couldn't get Master Hand's question, as he was auguring with his Ex-Wife on the phone. "You listen to me, you vampire! I gave you enough Alimony! You want more? Why don't you go talk to my first 2 ex-wives? I'm sure those wenches can spare you some money! They've got MUCH more than their fare share!"

"...awkward..." Master Hand stated as he moved his fingers about.

Marth/Roy/Pikachu/Sheeda/Lillian arrived next to Yoshi and his friends.

"hey Yoshi!' Roy shouted while combing his red hair, "What's goin' on?"

Yoshi turned to Roy. "Nothing much, just trying to shake off the other non-Nintendo characters."

Marth nodded. "I see." He looks back behind him, and turns to Yoshi. "Looks like it's going great."

Yoshi smiled. "Thanks."

Lillian rubbed her stomach. "All this racing making me hungry. We got any food?"

Roy scratched his head. "I dunno…why?"

"Cause we haven't eaten in a while…" Sheeda said.

Roy shrugged, but then his stomach growled. He flushed a bit. "Uh oh…looks like I'm hungry, too."

"Don't worry," Marth said, handing the three Fire Emblem characters some popcorn and pretzels. "I picked these up before this race started, in case we got hungry."

"Thanks, Marth!" Roy, Lillian, and Sheeda thanked, as they started eating up the food.

Marth smiled, as he went back to steering.

Taj was still arguing with his ex-wife, though he was angrier now. "WHAT? You've been sleeping with our banker this whole time? YOU (CENSORED)!"

Master Hand sweatdrops as he turns to the audience. "Okay…now we-"

"Wait a minute, what does that sign say?" Dr. Hoshi says. He reads the sign, squinting at it. "Beware of Tyrannosuchus...enter at your own risk." Dr. Hoshi realizes what it means, and he gasps. "Oh dear."

Pikachu scratched his head in confusion. "Tyrannosuchus? What are those?" he asked Dr. Hoshi.

Yoshi turned to Pikachu. "The largest crocodile-like reptiles to roam these lands. Being 45 feet long, standing over 10 feet tall, and weighing over 5 tons, they're the most vicious reptiles to live in these parts." Yoshi explained to Pikachu.

Peppy nodded. "And boy, are they NASTY!"

Max trembled. "You're tellin' me..."

"At least they're not muncher plants... or chargin' chucks..." Luigi muttered while trying to keep his cool. "...Or Chain Chomps... or flamethrowers... or invisible coin blocks..."

"Jesus, I left Kaizo Mario for this?" Mario grumbled while slapping his forehead with his right hand, getting annoyed at Luigi for reminding him of such horrors.

Pikachu shuddered at the thought of the Tyrannosuchus. "Ouch…sounds like these guys aren't friendly."

Ash also shuddered. "Uh...gulp….Do they eat humans?" He asked.

Yoshi rolled his eyes. "Well duh."

Peppy shook his head in disgust at Ash's stupid question. "Why do you think they are CROCODILE-LIKE?"

Ash, flushing, slapped his forehead. "Nevermind...stupid question."

Yoshi turned to May. "We better be careful here, May."

May tugs at the waist of her shorts, trying not to have her shorts fall off. "Uh oh…my shorts feel a little tight today.." She says.

Mario shook his head. "Don't-a think-a, May. You'll hurt yourself."

Yoshi looked oddly at Mario. "Mario, are you trying to hit on May so you can cheat off Peach?"

Luigi readies his vacuum. He grins. "I could-a suck up those-a crocs with-a my vacuum!"

Chad just shook his head. "Ya know, Mario, Pincess Peach IS here..." The Charmander pointed out.

Peach is too smitten with Luigi's heroism to hear what Mario said.

Mario smiles and then cheers. "WAHOO! Now May is mine…hehehehehe..."

Yoshi glares at Mario. "Don't even think about it, Mario..." He warned.

Waluigi's group shows up right on cue, next to Mario's car.

"What the hell is going on?' Waluigi asked, holding the steering wheel as he was quite confused.

Daisy looks at Mario with big hearts in her eyes. "MARIO!" She shouts, as she hugs Mario tightly.

Yoshi, Stanley, Toad, Toadette, and even Ash Ketchum look strangely at the scene before them.

"Well that happened." Toad stated while looking through the item collection inside the car.

Ash just shock his head. "The Mario Brothers have switched Princesses?" He exclaimed.

"Ugh... this gets confusing by the minute..." Toadette remarked while placing her hands on her face.

Mario shrugged. "What can I say? And speaking of which..." he pinches May on her butt. "Yahoo!"

May shrieks as she jumps. "Eei! Someone pinched me!"

Yoshi thought to himself, his left hand on his chin. "Why the heck would Mario..." He then realized what Mario was doing, and now Yoshi was pissed. "MARIO!"

Peach rips off her dress, to show off her bikini at Luigi. " You want some of this, Luigi?" She asked in a sexy voice.

Luigi jumped in surprise, as he nosebleed. "MAMMA MIA!"

Toad and Toadette blushed at the sight of Peach without her dress as Daisy laughed, Stanley looking in disbelief while Waluigi sighed, not impressed.

Yoshi growled as he started choking Mario. "Get your own girl, plumber boy!"

"GACK! ACK! GACK!" Mario wheezed. "Peach-a, help-a!"

Peach suddenly came to her senses. "Mario!" She called out and got out Perry the Parasol and whacked Yoshi away.

Yoshi kicked Peach in the stomach, and then used his flutter kicks on her.

Peach moaned as she fell to the ground, but she was able to get back up. She took out a mushroom and ate it. "Thank God for mushrooms."

Perry sniveled. "Ah man…I get no love."

Peach looked at Perry with a smile. "I still like you, Perry."

Perry smiled, as he was touched emotionally by it. "Awww, thanks Peach."

Jimmy Pee suddenly popped out of the bushes nearby on the edge of the Lava Lake. "Geeze oh man this is nuts, ain't that right boys?"

His left nipple spoke up. "Yeah, Jimmy. I haven't seen a huge crowd this looney, since the Looney Tunes!"

"HEY, SHUT UP!" Daffy Duck shouted from the audience, as he threw Barney's beer can at Jimmy Pee.

"NOOO!" Barney Gumble cried out.

Moe sighed and looked up at the viewing rocket. "Barney, it is JUST beer." He said.

Bugs Bunny grabbed Daffy Duck. "Whoa…watch it, Daffy. You don't wanna get into another accident, do ya?"

Daffy scoffed. "Shut up, carrot breath."

Jimmy ducked the beer. "Hey, Hey! Watch it duck! I've eaten birds like you for supper!"

"Yeah, and I watch Sesame Street," Anguirus said, sarcastically.

The Roadrunner growled. "Show your respects, old man! I AM a Looney Tunes character!"

"Um...Taj," Master Hand said, trying to calm Taj down. "I think you can stop talking to your Ex-Wife now..."

Jimmy's left nipple spoke up. "I've eaten you birds before and this is what I think. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" He lactated/threw up.

Master Hand shuddered. "I did NOT have to see that."

Taj was yelling on the phone at his ex-wife. "ENOUGH! I REGRET EVER MARRYING YOU, YOU MONEY GRUBBING GOLD DIGGER! I SHOULD'VE GOTTNE A PRENUP! THEN YOU'D BE BROKE!" He threw his phone to the ground and smashed it.

We go back to the follow-ups, who are approaching the second volcano.

"All of the racers are now in the second volcano," Master Hand announced, "Well, the follow ups, anyway."

Taj nodded in agreement. "Yeah. It seems as if the Sonic gang's been eliminated."

Mario kept his eyes on May's butt. "I-a wonder-a what kind of-a panties she wears..." He used his fire hand technique and lit May's shorts on fire, burning them to ashes, exposing May's panties.

The fire also spread up to her shirt, and burned THAT off, exposing her bra too.

"EEEK!" May screamed, as she quickly opened up random anime space and got out new clothes. She quickly got into them within seconds, and then she closed up the random anime space and sighed with relieve.

Yoshi's jaw dropped, as he nosebleed heavily. "Wow...May looks so sexy..."

"Yoshi, Yoshi, YOSHI!" Dr. Hoshi shouted, as he took the steering wheel and turned right on the curve, knocking Jimmy Pee into the hot lava.

"That's gotta hurt," Godzilla said, as he winced.

Luigi shrugged. "That's-a the end of-a Jimmy Pee."

"Speaking of which..." Master hand said, "Let's check how the Sonic crew's doing in the lava lake."

We switch to the Sonic crew, who are burnt to a crisp, but are out of the dangerous lake.

Sonic dusted off the ash from his fur. "God...that was unpleasant. Damn Luigi..."

"Suck me up will he? I'll suck him up..." Shadow grumbled, as he pulled out the kart.

"Let's get back to the race, and give the Mario Brothers a pummeling!" Amy yelled out.

"I'm with her." Knuckles agree. "Luigi's gonna pay."

"Let's go." Rouge said.

Both parties got into their karts and prepared to get back on the road.

"You guys are in last place..." Master Hand said through the Lakitus, who were recording the Sonic gang.

"Yeah," The Lakitu said to Knuckles, "Even Oscar the Grouch passed you, and he was DEAD last."

"Eh, we'll live." Shadow responded as he smirked, stretching his arms out just for you, big guy.

"Urgh...Kirby moaned, "I'm never gonna pass Link/Samus now."

"Don't worry, Kirby," Said a voice. The figure came out, and it was Meta Knight. "We'll pass them."

Kirby jumped in surprise. "META-KNIGHT? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

"I'm here to help you on your race, Kirby." Meta Knight stated, cool and collective.

Kirby shrugged. "Dah well, might as well. Especially since you're a newcomer."

"Looks like Kirby got a new helper," Master hand said, "And so did Link and Samus."

"Kirby's coming!" Pit shouted to Link.

Both Sonic parties started to advance forward with the dual power of Mushroom power and foot power.

"Snake," Zero Suit Samus said, "Looks like you're going to have to blast these losers off the road."

Snake loaded up his patriot. "Say no more Samus..." He started firing at all the other racers that came at them,

Kirby manage to avoid the missiles, and he was riding alongside with Link.

"Sweet!" Kirby said, "We can team up!"

Link nodded. "Yeah, and what's better, the newcomers have decided to help us out!"

"Looks like the newcomers from Super Smash Brothers Brawl are going to be here for the rest of the race," Master Hand announced. "Let's check back at the front."

May looked at Mario. "You know Mario..." May said with hearts in her eyes. "You're quite handsome..."

Mario waggles his eyebrows. "You-a know it baby..." He pinched May's butt again, making her giggle.

Cobra Commander suddenly barges in on his tank and started spraying everyone with a huge blast of ice-cold water. "COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"EEIII!" Peach, Max, Daisy, Toad, and Toadette all exclaimed as they froze, with Shiek taking the wheel.

"I like the water, but this is too much!' Misty exclaimed as she sneezed.

"How do you think I feel?' E. Gadd responded while cleaning off his glasses, with Chad trying to keep the flame on his tail stay lit.

"Oh no! I'm so soaked!" Luigi groaned as he noticed how damp his clothes were.

"You're telling us?" Ash and Pikachu stated, with the Fire Emblem characters all complaining as they noted how soaked they were.

Dr. Hoshi glared at the Cobra Commander, and fired a missile at him, sending the villain from GI Joe away. "Loser..."

Yoshi fumed with jealousy. "Grrr…stupid plumber...trying to steal my girl..."

"Yoshi," Dr. Hoshi murmured, "I think it's best if I drive."

"Yeah, sure," Yoshi growled, as he continued to eye Mario and May.

Suddenly, Sonic/Amy/Shadow, and Knuckles/Rouge began to blast through the other racers like a bat out of hell, determined to reclaim their previous spot.

However, unknown to the Sonic gang, which they'll soon find out, Banjo/Kazooie, Dixie/Tooty/ Link/Samus/Zero Suit Samus/Snake/Pit, Kirby/Meta Knight, Tiff/Tuff, King Dedede/Escargoon, Wizpig, Gruntilda/Klungo, and even Eggman's group were right behind them. And to top it all off, Popo's group arrived.

"Remember when we were relevant?" Tiff remarked to Dixie Kong and Tooty Bear.

"Not at all!" Dixie laughed while steering the wheel.

"At least we're getting some focus now... right?" Tooty remarked while munching on a honeycomb.

"Not so fast, you dumb girls!" Eggman shouted as he rammed both of the characters to the side, cackling.

"I am NOT a girl!" Tuff shouted toughly as he chuckled a stick at Eggman, only for it to fall short. "Damn it!"

"Nice aim." Gruntilda sarcastically remarked as she and Klungo zipped past them, causing Tuff to sigh in disappointment.

"Quick!" Ness called out, "Drive closer to Sonic's car! I can knock them off the road!"

"You got it!" Popo said, as he rammed into Sonic's car, which Kirby/Meta Knight ramming into Knuckles/Rouge.

"Take that!" Nana cheered.

"You're not going to win that easily!" Meta Knight shouted.

Knuckles/Rouge braked, and banged right back into Kirby and Meta Knight.

"D'oh! I have no insurance!" Kirby cried out in pain as Knuckles laughed, continuing to ram into them.

Sonic/Amy/Shadow did the same, ramming into Popo's car, before launching a bob-omb into his engine.

"PSI ROCKING!" Ness fires a powerful and colorful blast at Knuckles/Rouge.

Popo and Nana both jumped out of their car and threw their hammers at Sonic/Shadow/Amy, which caused the car to slightly slow down.

"Wow," Master Hand stated in disbelief. "These racers are REALLY determined to win. Let's check back at the front."

Ash stood there, mouth agape as he watched Mario and May make out heavily.

Clario was taking pictures of Mario and May's make outs. He chuckled as he started sending the pictures online. "Everyone's gonna get a hoot out of this! Hehehe!"

"Um... May, Mario..." Peppy Ankylosaurus said, worried.

"This is turning into a sex fest..." Dr. Hoshi whispered to himself.

Luigi stared in disbelief. "Mama-mia... My brother's a player?"

"I can't believe Mario can be like this..." Toad remarked as he just shook his head.

"And to think, I had a crush on him..." Toadette murmured as she had her arms folded, feeling conflicted.

"This whole ordeal is just too bizarre for me." Stanley admitted while fixing up the engine in an attempt to focus his mind back on the race.

"Just do what I do. Ignore it," Waluigi remarked as all of the racers went through the various twists and turns on the magma hardened road.

'It's kind of hard to do it when it's not only right here, but it's loud." Pikachu commented upon sucking up some ketchup packets he found within the car.

"That, and it's MARIO hitting on a girl much younger than him," Roy pointed out.

"Ain't it the truth." Marth, Sheeda, and Lillian stated all at once.

"I never suspected Mario of all people..." Ash admitted, as he sweatdropped.

Peach and Daisy looked on, both jealous of May.

"Grrr..." Yoshi growled, watching Mario and May talking to each other like they were married.

Luigi looked wearily at Yoshi, and nudged Dr. Hoshi. "What should we do about Yoshi? What if he does something drastic?"

Dr. Hoshi looked at Yoshi suspiciously, and then at May and Mario. He turned back to Luigi. "I don't think anything would stop Yoshi. He seems ready to give both May and Mario a beating..."

Luigi sighed. "This could only end in tragedy." He said to Dr. Hoshi.

"Yeah," Dr. Hoshi added. He then saw the Sonic gang, along with Anna/Spice, Amanda/Silver/Charture, and Rocky/Twilight catch up. "WE GOT TROUBLE!"

"Eh?" Peppy, Clario, and Anguirus said, looking behind them.

Luigi kept watching Yoshi. "He's getting angrier by the minute..."

"The Sonic crew is coming!" Godzilla shouted. he narrowed his eyes at them. "And it seems that they brought friends..."

"I knew something like this would happen..." Dr. Hoshi said, as the Sonic crew and the other racers approached them.

Sonic and the gang were busy trying to shake the opposing racers off their tails with a barrage of koopa shells.

"Those guys want a fight?" Peppy said, as he got into a fighting stance. "We'll give them a fight!"

"Yeah!" Clario added, as he took out some mines.

Max sweatdropped. "May, Mario...you might wanna look behind us..."

May and Mario turned around to see the mini war that was just about to take place.

"Yoshi," Dr. Hoshi said, pointing at Sonic and the gang arriving, "We better get ready to rumble."

Yoshi noticed the Sonic crew. The steam of the hot lava has boggled up everyone's minds, but it has boggled Yoshi's mind the most. Filled with rage, he jumped into Mario's car, and roared at Sonic. "BRING IT ON, YOU STUPID SEGA BIG SHOTS!"

"Jesus, Yoshi, calm yourself." Toad remarked as he couldn't believe what was happening. "It's just a race..."

"This is what Mario Kart does to you." Waluigi remarked while twirling his mustache. "I wonder how Wario is doing..."

"STUPID?" Rocky shouted back, angrily.

"NOW I'M PISSED!" Silver The Hedgehog snapped angrily, with a vein appearing on his head.

Shadow loaded up his cannon. "You're gonna be fossilized ya dumb dino!"

"DUMB DINO?" Godzilla roared.

Dr. Hoshi growled as he glared at Shadow, along with Luigi. "You stupid SEGA characters are gonna regret ever joining this race!"

Shadow gave the finger to Dr. Hoshi, Yoshi and Godzilla. "Screw you lizards!"

Yoshi, Godzilla, and Dr. Hoshi stuck their tongues at Shadow, Sonic, and Knuckles.

Luigi had his vacuum ready. "Don't-a go around insulting my-a friends! Do you want-a me to suck you up again?"

"We're not afraid of you, big nose!" Amy remarked while wielding her Piko Piko Hammer.

"Yeah! You're afraid of your own shadow! Let alone our shadow!" Rouge remarked while taking the steering wheel.

"I'm gonna enjoy bashing your faces in!" Knuckles remarked while pounding his fists together.

"Can't we just get along?" Toadette innocently asked.

"NO!" Almost everyone screamed at her, making Toadette whimper as she wrapped her arms on her... barely existing knees. That were there. Somehow.

Sonic scoffed, completely unimpressed. "Bring it on, you Nintendo losers! We handled much worse threats than you!"

"Uh oh…" Master hand said, "This doesn't look good…"

Taj griped. "Looks lie we got a fight startin' up…"

"Looks like the Nintendo and SEGA characters are going to beat each other up," Master Hand announced. "Seems as though Godzilla and Anguirus are running forwards, avoiding the battle. Let's check on the characters now."

Luigi angrily pointed his vacuum at the SEGA gang. "Beware the awesome power of my vacuum!" He turned it on.

Both Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi looked at each other, and nodded. Peppy and Clario did the same, and they looked at Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi. The four characters muttered unknown words.

At the same time, Shadow turned on his vacuum upon the Nintendo characters.

But unfortunately for Shadow, Max grabs it and tosses it into the hot magma of the second volcano. "Haha! I got rid of your vacuum!"

The Nintendo characters manage to get back up after being spewed out of the vacuum.

"Good thing... I always have a spare." Shadow remarked with a smirk, kicking Max in the face.

Misty grabbed the wounded Max as she glanced back up. Shadow, however, produced a second vacuum with relative ease, and he and Luigi became engaged in a "vacuum duel". Each character were trying to suck the other and his friends in.

"Hi-ya!" Yoshi shouted, as he whacked Knuckles in the face with his tail.

Peppy followed by electrocuting Knuckles, while Dr. Hoshi threw several grenade eggs at his car, which caused it to start slowing down. The engine was about to burst if it was to be hit again. Knuckles grabbed Peppy and chucked him back at Dr. Hoshi, wounding the two dinosaurs. Peppy climbed back into his vehicle, while, Dr. Hoshi, after damaging the car, was now holding back Sonic for Mario to attack him straight on, with Sonic having spin dashed Mario a couple of times.

"He's all yours, Mario!" Dr. Hoshi shouted.

Knuckles punched Yoshi back and laughed at him. "You're a wimp! Haha!"

Mario scorched Sonic with his firehand technique, but Sonic countered with his Sonic Wind, blowing Mario into the air.

Yoshi manage to shake off the punch, but he then swallowed Knuckles and released him via egg.

"Take that, you SEGA chump!" Yoshi laughed.

"HELP! HEEEEEELP!" Knuckles tried to get out of the egg.

Sonic used a homing attack right on Mario's head, while Mario countered with a spinning jump.

"Quick, Yoshi!" Peppy shouted to his best friend. "Let's damage his car while they're distracted!"

"Okay, Peppy!" Yoshi said, as he snuck into Knuckles's car.

Mario shot fireballs at Sonic, who dodged them left and right before throwing a golden Ring at Mario and spinning after it, getting Mario right in the gut.

Knuckles burst out of the egg, spilling yolk all over everyone.

"Ha ha!" The audience laughed as they all were enjoying seeing everyone covered in the yolk of a Yoshi egg.

Master Hand looked around, and fired a spell at everyone covered in yolk. It got them back, sparkling clean. "Thank God for being all powerful."

Shadow the Hedgehog, meanwhile, was shooting at the Nintendo Karts' tires, managing to do it easily.

Max, however, caught Shadow doing it, and he grabbed a hose from the care. He stuck the hose up Shadow's butt, and turned the hose on, with air being pumped into Shadow.

"Eat your heart out, Air Tank Man," Max chuckled, as he got back into his car.

"Oh no! Poor Shadow!" Toadette exclaimed as she couldn't watch.

"This is hilarious!' Roy stated as he laughed, while Sheeda and Lillian were rightfully horrified.

Shadow began to inflate like a balloon at a rapid pace. "GAH! GET THAT HOSE OUTTA MY BUTT! I"M BECOMMING A FRICKIN' BALLOON HERE!"

"Hmmmm nah!" Dr. Hoshi taunted, as he tripped Sonic and then took out an AR33 gun, the same gun that Alec Trevelyan has. Dr. Hoshi pointed it at Sonic. "You're outnumbered, future luggage."

Shadow popped right off of the hose due to the force of the air, and started deflating, zooming around the air, knocking over EVERYONE in his path.

"Damn it! It's the fucking Bowser Shell all over again!" Waluigi cursed as he was being squished like a bug due to his skinny stature.

However, Yoshi and Peppy weren't knocked over, as they were now under Knuckles's car.

"You got the objects, Yoshi?" Peppy asked.

Yoshi nodded as he took out a screwdriver and started screwing off some parts. "Yep. In no time, we'll get rid of these losers."

Peppy snickered. "Yeah. This will teach 'em to mess with us Nintendo characters."

Dr. Hoshi has managed to get back up, and now he was holding up a rather weakened Sonic, allowing Mario to attack yet again.

Shadow bounced back to normal and turned on the chicken Vacuum, sucking up both Mario and Dr. Hoshi.

Clario manage to appear just in time and kicked Shadow in the nuts. Clario then grabbed the chicken vacuum and punched into it, releasing Mario and Dr. Hoshi.

"Thanks, Clario," Dr. Hoshi thanked.

Clario smiled. "No problem."

"Seems as if the Nintendo characters are getting an edge," Master hand said to Taj. "Wonder where Yoshi and peppy are, though."

Meanwhile, the Nintendo and Sega girls May, Amy Rose, Misty, and Rouge the Bat were involved in one big catfight. There was a lot of hair pulling and clothes ripping going on.

May had grabbed Amy from behind and was ripping her dress in half as Amy pulled on her hair.

Rouge was busy pulling on Misty's suspenders while Misty was yanking at Rouge's top.

"Yeah! Bite her! WOO! Cat fight!" Toad, Ness, Popo, and Young Link cheered, as they were perverted enough to watch the girls.

Nana, however, was trying to get Marge and Lisa off of their tails, along with Saria. "Man, these girls are tough!"

"Yeah!" Saria added, "They sure are really good at avoiding whatever we throw at them!"

Dr. Hoshi grabs Sonic and bites his arm. Dr. Hoshi then slashes Sonic's body, and throws the injured hedgehog at Mario.

Sonic, however, merely played opossum so he could use Blue Tornado and throw Mario into Dr. Hoshi, knocking the red plumber and the purple dinosaur both onto the road.

Dr. Hoshi manages to grab Mario and grab the back of Peppy Ankylosaurus's car. The two Nintendo characters manage to climb back aboard.

Dr. Hoshi turned to Mario. "Hey Mario, do you have a plan to get back at Sonic?"

Mario thought up for a moment. "Well, we-"

"You guys are STILL here?" Sonic appeared before them, performing a homing attack to weaken them. "Talk about a low budget assult! Sonic Wind!" He blew them away with a tornado.

Dr. Hoshi manages to dodge the tornado and grabbed Mario. "This guy doesn't give up!"

Mario gasped. "I know! I'll-a get him!" He leapt at Sonic, trying to smash him with his hammer.

Dr. Hoshi quickly took out a freeze gun and shot at Sonic. Within minutes, Sonic was frozen solid.

Dr. Hoshi cheered. "YES! He's all yours, Mario!"

Mario cheered. "Yippee!" He smacked Sonic right into the other SEGA characters knocking them backwards.

"YAAH!" Clario cheered. His cheering stopped as he avoided a punch from Knuckles. Clario turned to Luigi. "Let's give these SEGA chumps a hell of a fight!"

Luigi smiled. "Time for a "suck fest."" He turned on his vacuum full blast and sucked up every single SEGA character inside.

Yoshi managed to get the bottom part of Knuckles's car off. He smiled. "Sweet! We'll be able to watch these SEGA characters slip of the road!"

Peppy nodded, as he started ripping out some wires. "Yeah, though we probably should hurry. Those SEGA characters might catch us doing this."

"Good point," Yoshi said, as he started to pull out some wires as well.

Just then, Marge and Lisa started to come up behind them.

"Oh, hi Marge!" Clario shouted to them happily. He waved to them. "You just came in the knick of time!"

"Yeah," Dr. Hoshi said, bashing Sonic onto the side of Yoshi's car. "We could use a hand, here!"

Marge looked around. "Where are those SEGA guys?" She asked Dr. Hoshi and Luigi.

Dr. Hoshi pointed to Luigi's bag. "They're all in there, except for Sonic here. Which reminds me..." Dr. Hoshi tosses Sonic into the magma, and he laughs as Sonic jumps up and down, getting his butt burned.

Luigi pointed his vacuum and Sonic. "Here are your friends!" He put his vacuum in reverse and started to fire all the SEGA charas into the lava, right at Sonic.

Lisa Simpson looked down below. "I almost feel sorry for them." She said.

Nana shrugged. "Eh, they deserved it. They were trying to kill us."

"Yeah," Saria said. "Besides, it seems that the catfight over there never ends."

Luigi turned the vacuum on the girls, and ripped all of their clothes off except for their underwear, before sucking in Amy and Rouge, and shooting them at Sonic and the others.

Both May and Misty quickly opened up random anime space to get back their clothes, and after putting them on, they closed up anime space. They sighed.

"Oh thank God," Misty said, "We manage to get back our clothes."

May shrugged. "I didn't mind being in my underwear." She admitted, as she giggled.

Everyone simply sighed at May's comment as they knew that she was a blatant whore at this point.

"Cough role model cough," Saria said to herself.

Young Link looked at Saria. "Did you just say-"

"Nevermind," Saria said, slapping her forehead.

Yoshi smiled as he got back up to his car. "We did it, Peppy! We sabatoged the car!"

"Yeah!" Peppy added, gleefully. "Now those SEGA fools are gonna have a problem staying on track..."

Both Peppy and Yoshi laughed as the group of Nintendo characters sped farther away. T.T. manage to make it back onto the race track and started heading fowards.

Master Hand turned to Taj. "Hey Taj, let's check out how Bowser's group is doing with Tyrannoyoshi Rex."

Taj nodded, as the scene switched to the front, where Bowser/Donkey Kong/Mewtwo/Ganondorf/Wario and the Tyrannoyoshi Rex are speeding along.

Bowser chuckled away. "We're almost at the finish line! And we didn't even have to deal with the bullshit plaguing the others!"

The Tyrannoyoshi Rex nodded and chuckled as well. "Yep. We just have to go through the third volcano, and then we are home free!'

"Sweet!" Donkey Kong cheered, "We're gonna have a BIG lead for the race."

Mewtwo looked all around. "And there's no sign of the heroes anywhere. We're a shoe in for first!"

Ganondorf looked at the screen, and he turned to Bowser and Mewtwo. "Um...Bowser...you might want to come look at this."

Bowser walked towards Ganondorf. "What is it?"

Ganondorf showed Bowser the screen of the Koopalings being attacked by Team Rocket and the rogue Dry Bones.

Bowser took one look and started to fume. Bowser was paralyzed with complete rage. "What is this? Rogue Dry Bones? AND Team Rocket? Pick on MY kids? I'll show them!" He roared.

Ganondorf gulped, turning to Mewtwo. "Uh oh…sounds like he's pissed."

Mewtwo nodded in agreement. "Very pissed from the looks of it."

"I didn't know that Bowser was a caring father," Wario remarked while scratching his belly.

"You don't know a lot of things, Wario." Donkey Kong stated, absolutely understanding the family bond that Bowser had with the Koopalings and Bowser Jr.

Bowser whistled, and Kamek appeared before him. "Kamek! I order you to go and help my children beat up those rogue Dry Bones and those stupid crooks from Team Rocket!"

Kamek saluted. "Yes, Master Bowser!" Kamek then teleported to aid the Koopalings.

And speaking of which...

"LUDWIG, GET THIS GUY OFF OF ME!" Lemmy shouted, trying to get the Blue Dry Bones off.

Ludwig was backing away from the Red Dry Bones. "I'm kinda BUSY here, Lemmy!"

"Not so impressive now, are ya?" The Blue Dry Bones cackled.

"Hey! Stop running and fight like a man... or turtle!" The Red Dry Bones responded while chasing after Ludwig.

Larry avoided several of the spells the Yellow Dry Bones fire at him. "You know what? Why don't you ever help LUDWIG out, or each other for that matter?" He was then turned into a statue, allowing the Yellow Dry Bones to start punching him to pieces.

Lemmy got an idea. "I never thought of that!" He turned to Bowser Jr. "Yo, little sib! BJ, Junior, help me out here, will ya!?"

Bowser Jr. scoffed, cleaning up his Junior Clown Car with his magic Gadd Paintbrush. "Why should I?"

Lemmy sweatdropped, still struggling to get the Blue Dry Bones off of him. "What? Being your own brother isn't enough?"

"No," Bowser Jr. flatly remarked, unimpressed. "We're technically not even related by blood."

"Uh…" Lemmy stuttered. "I'll put you in my will."

Bowser Jr. fumed with complete rage and shouted angrily at Lemmy, "WHAT? YOU MEAN I'M NOT IN YOUR WILL NOW?"

Lemmy realized what he said, and he slapped his forehead. "D'oh."

Bowser Jr. groaned. "That's it," He remarked, heading towards Larry while shaking his head. "Forget you, tire boy. I'm helping Larry."

"Double D'oh," Lemmy muttered again.

Roy was trying to fire Bullet bills at the Team Rocket Balloon. "Beat it! There's no room at finish line for phony villains such as you guys!"

"Hey, shut up!" Meowth shouted, as he fired several bombs at Roy. "It's your fault for stealing our motto!"

"Yeah!" Jessie shouted. "You have no right to use copyrighted material that's not yours!"

"The hell?" Morton replied. "We don't use your motto! Besides! We were around before you were even created!"

"And besides that," One of the colored Dry Bones shouted, "We used your motto!"

"WHAT!" Jessie and Meowth shouted angrily in unison. "YOU JERKS! YOU MANIACS! YOU ASSHOLES!"

James fumed. "I knew it! You die now!" He threw a Wailord at Morton and Roy.

"Hahahaha!" The same Dry Bones laughed. "You guys sucked!"

"HOW DARE YOU!" Kamek shouted, as a horde of Bowser's army appeared.

Meowth's jaw dropped. "Aw crap..."

Roy and Morton were crushed by the Snorlax however.

"ATTACK!" Kammy shouted, as the Koopa army started attacking the Dry Bones and Team Rocket.

Kamek rushed to Roy and Morton's side. "Are you guys all right?"

Roy and Morton merely groaned, both flat as pancakes.

James summoned up a Charizard that proceeded to blast fire at the Koopa Army.

"RUN AWAY!" A Goomba shouted, as they started running away.

The Blue Dry Bones was beating the complete crap out of Lemmy. "You are pathetic! You are lousy!"

"NOO!" Lemmy shouted, as he kicked The Blue Dry Bones off, but was knocked down unconscious by a boomerang. The Blue Dry Bones laughed as he sat down and watched.

Bowser Jr. has rushed to Larry's aid and has helped him defeat the Green Dry Bones.

"Thanks," Larry said.

James' Charizard then turned its Flamethrower on the Koopa Kids, at maximum power.

"Owowowowowo!" Larry, Ludwig, Iggy, and even the Red Dry Bones screamed as they tried to get the flames off. They manage to get the flames off in time.

The Red Dry Bones gasped. "Uh oh...four guys against me."

Bowser Jr. pointed his staff at the Red Dry Bones. "You're outnumbered, future luggage."

"YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!" The Red Dry Bones shouted. he ran away, but then bumped into a nearby wall. The Koopa Kids shrugged.

James' Weezing also appeared on the scene and blew poison gas all around the Koopa Kids and Dry Bones.

The Charizard then used Flamethrower on the gas...

BOOOOOOOOOM!

The Koopa Kids coughed, but then manage to shrug it off.

"Well, there goes one more," Larry said.

The Blue Dry Bones watched in disbelief. "What the hell happened to my friends?"

Bowser Jr. rolled his eyes. "You think you got friends? YOU got NOTHING!"

"Well..." The Blue Dry Bones said. He then threw a grenade, and the Kopa Kids fired spells at him, but it didn't faze. The Blue Dry Bones ran off.

"I'll handle this," Ludwig said.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Lemmy shouted, going after the Blue Dry Bones.

"LEMMY!" Ludwig shouted.

Larry stopped Ludwig. "Let him go, Lud. He knows what he's doin'."

Bowser Jr. nodded. "Yeah, getting revenge for a frickin' ship."

We cut back outside of the Koopalings' shuttle to the follow-ups, who are approaching the drawbridge that leads to the third and final volcano.

Luigi looked all around. He turned to Dr. Hoshi. "How much farther are Bowser and the others?" He asked.

Dr. Hoshi looked at the screen. "Well, they should arrive at the finish line right as we enter into the third volcano, which we can get across to by crossing this drawbridge."

"Hey, look!" Yoshi said, pointing to a warp portal. Out came Dr. Mario, Princess Zelda, and Pichu.

"DR. MARIO? ZELDA? PICHU?" Peppy Ankylosaurus, Chad the Charmander, Prof. E. Gadd, Stanley the Bugman, Popo, Ness, Nana, Saria, Young Link, Max, Toad, Toadette, Mr. Game-And Watch all exclaimed in unison.

Dr. Mario stepped through the portal and waved to everyone. "Hi everybody!"

"Hi, Dr. Mario!" Yoshi and Mario said in unison.

"I'm back from the dead! And about time too." Dr. Mario stated while adjusting his doctor's uniform. "I was tired of doing doctor business."

"I'm back, and with Zelda too!" Pichu said, as she giggled and ate some cheesecake. "And with my cheesecake! Can't go cheesy without cheesecake!"

Peach was happy as she hugged Zelda. "ZELDA! YOU'RE OKAY!"

Zelda chuckled as she hugged back. "Yeah, I am fine. Thanks to Dr. Mario, I'm back to my old self."

"Thank God," Chad said, sighing of relieve.

"So... you were cloned, I take it?" Pikachu asked Zelda.

Zelda nodded as she glanced at Shiek. "You could say that in a sense, yeah."

"Man, Link is going to have his mind screwed." Shiek remarked while chuckling, folding her arms together.

Dr. Hoshi smiled. "Sweet! The entire Super Smash Brothers Melee crew and the Yoshi Kart racers are all together!"

"Now THIS is what I call a grand race," Yoshi said. He turned to Dr. Mario, asking, "Master Hand told me that you were originally to appear earlier when the Yoshi Kart grand prix started. What happened?"

Dr. Mario shrugged. "I had some emergencies to take care of." He explained shortly. "Mainly, doctor business as I pointed out earlier. That, and I had to make sure none of my experiments back at the lab would go wrong."

"And he helped revive me!" Pichu giggled while munching through her cheesecake. "And cloned Zelda so she could be here as her real self in addition to her alto ego!"

Yoshi rolled his eyes. "Right..."

Dr. Hoshi shook his head. "Doc, you missed what happened. Not only did we kick SEGA's ass, but Mario was making out with May as well."

Dr. Mario had a shocked expression. "WHAT? Isn't he a little too old for her?"

Peppy shook his head. "Tell Mario and May that, not us."

May blushed. "It's not my fault that Mario's handsome."

"Yeah," Mario added, a bit flushing from May's comment.

Dr. Mario simply sighed at how perverted his relative/other self was, shaking his head and shrugging. "Oh Mario, what are we to do with you...?"

Master Hand noticed that Dr. Mario, Zelda, and Pichu arrived. "Well what a coincidence! Dr. Mario has manage to make it, and he brought along Zelda and Pichu!"

"Looks like the entire Super Smash Brothers cast of characters are finally all together," Taj said, as he grinned.

Master Hand nodded. "Yep." He turns to the audience. "Well be right back after our commercials."

And with that finishing line, the scene stretches into the background, and finally fades into black.