Yoshi Kart
1st Anniversary Spectacular!
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Oh, is this embarrassing. You'll know why if you read this.
Author's Notes: Here's the next great racing part of Yoshi Kart! And by the way, just to let you fans all know, Yoshi Kart's 1st anniversary is today, so for those who liked it from the beginning, you're sure to enjoy THIS chapter the most! By the way, me, Yoshizilla, as well as my friends Milleniumon the Sonamy Freak and Blackmage Jr., copyright Yoshi Kart. Why? Because why do this together, and it's fun. But anyhoos, enough 'bout telling you guys. Just have fun and enjoy the race, everyone!
P.S. Luckily, I happen to get all of the racers down on my list, although I removed some for the sake (if you want to know why, it's because we (yes, me, Milleniumon, and Blackmage Jr. were working on this) had too many racers, so a few who appeared might not be in it, but other than that, all the racers are here. And the list also has been updated to match the racing stats, so here's for everyone to see and understand...the list:
ECH NO REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING LIST AS USUAL OVER AND OVER
That's the entire list of racers in the Grand Prix! I'll put it back up in the next few chapters, but I hope you all will look back here to see if you're confused. Anyway, let the race commence!
Disclaimer: Blahblahblah, blahblah blahblah blah, blah blah. (We own nothing official and all fan-made characters belong to their respectful owners. And also, most of the Yoshi Kart crew belong to DADADADADA CIRCUS DADADADA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO
Yoshi Kart
1st Anniversary Spectacular!
Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and May/Misty/Max were now in the volcano/desert stage. Unbeknownst to the pair of racers, an ambush was waiting for them.
Dr. Hoshi looked around. "Well, it seems as if we won't have any trouble-"
However, before Dr. Hoshi could finish up the sentence, Yoshi's car and May's car were suddenly pelted by rocks.
"ACK!" Yoshi said, putting a blue shield around his car to avoid being hit.
May screamed. "GAH! Who'd pelt rocks at us? We aren't even near any racers!"
"Fufufufu..." A weird yet evil-like voice chuckled, "You think you're so smart finding my volcano/desert homelands. Well, my loyal pals and I will show you what it means to the extreme!"
After saying that, the voice disappeared, and hundreds of lava-rock creatures started attacking Yoshi and May's group.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone screamed, being under attack by the fiery creatures.
"Ugh! We can't just sit here!" Yoshi yelled, "We gotta fight back!"
Dr. Hoshi looked at Yoshi and smiled. "Great idea, Yoshi!" he then took out a purple lightsaber and started slicing the lava-rock creatures with it.
May took off her fanny-pack and started whacking the creatures with it. Misty took out her own water-sprayer and started spraying crazily at the fiery creatures. Max and Yoshi both got together and started attacking in a pair, punching and kicking the lava-rock creatures away.
"How about we have a contest for who kills the most?" Max suggested.
Yoshi chuckled. "Sounds good to me!"
May giggled. "You're on, Max!"
Misty smirked. "Don't mind if I do!"
Dr. Hoshi grinned. "Very well, then." He sliced 4 more of the lava-rock creatures.
One of the Lakitus was recording the battle between the racers and the lava-rock creatures. He then took out a wireless laptop out of nowhere and started calculating the results.
Back on the main circuit, Master Hand and Taj watched as several racers were stopping at the pit-stop.
"Looks like just about half of the racers are stopping, and the others are still going," Master Hand said.
Taj nodded. "Indeed. The racers who arrived first will be likely to be the one speeding off right about now."
Master Hand then thought of something. He turned to Taj. "Taj, can I put my faith into you to watch over the race for a few minutes?"
Taj nodded. "Sure. Why do you ask?"
"I have to take care of something that may require a few minutes," Master Hand said, as he disappeared in a poof of smoke.
Taj shrugged, and he then turned to the camera a random Lakitu was holding. "Ladies and Gentlemen, Master Hand won't be announcing for the next few minutes, so I will handle the status of the race as of now. The racers, after going through this level, with arrive at a huge high-technoligy city that leads up to the skies, and following up is the underwater pathway under the ocean which will lead through a small, yet dangerous, volcano. We advise you folks watching this race to stay tuned, as this has to be the most ambitious course on Dinosaur Land." After explaining, Taj flew away on his magic carpet with several Lakitus to record the racers who passed.
And speaking of Lakitus, a huge number of them were all around the race track, recording the racers who came and went by.
James Bond was riding along in his tank, with Gruntilda and Klungo behind him.
"Prepare a firing barrage on that fool Bond, Klungo," Gruntilda said.
Klungo nodded. "Yessssssss, missssstressss..." He started firing potions at the tank.
James Bond turned around and bitten his lip. "Firing at me, huh?" He turned his top part of the tank around and started firing missiles back at Gruntilda and Klungo.
Gruntilda manage to avert the missiles into exploding before colliding, although a few missiles actually hit their car, causing a tire to explode.
"Ughh! We get blassssssted by powerful missssssssilessssss..." Klungo said, as he nearly fell off.
Gruntilda growled. "You're right, Klungo. We'll have to stop."
Gruntilda then pressed a button, and the car stopped, lettring several other racers pass.
James Bond smiled. "Heh. That takes care of the old hag and her bumbling henchman."
Gruntilda then summoned her most powerful spell and threw it at James Bond. Unfortunately, for James Bond, the spell blasted into the tank and several parts of the tank exploded, causing James Bond to crash into several racers in front of him, and causing his car to crash back into the racers behind him.
Gruntilda cackled and Klungo chuckled as they watched the racers get screwed and proceeded into fixing up their car.
"Can't you do something useful?" Patrick said to Spongebob.
Spongebob sighed and turned his head towards Patrick, saying, "Hey, I'm trying to win a race here."
Captain Falcon sped towards the underwater dwellers and said, "What's the matter, Spongebob? No glib remark. No pithy comeback."
Rob Sweere appeared next to the Patty Wagon and Blue Falcon. "Nope, that's MY job," He said, as he fired several times at the Blue Falcon and the Patty Wagon, causing Spongebob/Patrick and Captain Falcon crashing together. Rob smiled and continued running.
The Koopa Kids were once again face to face with the Great Mighty Poo, who were apparantely ahead of the pitstop.
"You're not going to win this race!" The Great Mighty Poo shouted, as he fired a pile of, well, crap at the Koopa Kids' battleships.
"Eww! That's so disgusting!" Lemmy said, as he blew away the gross stuff with a blast from his cannon.
The Great Mighty Poo growled. "I'll show you!" He roared, as he summned several of his minions, and then started to sing so badly, Lemmy's ship exploded.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Lemmy cried, as he went soaring into the air.
Luckily in the nick of time, Larry grabbed his brother, and brought him (Lemmy) into his (Larry's) battleship.
"Phew...that was TOO close. Thanks, Larry," Lemmy thanked.
Larry smiled. "No prob, little bro."
"Oh yeah?" The Great Mighty Poo chuckled, "My grunts. Destroy those Koopa Kids!"
"Yes sir!" They saluted, as they summoned flying battleships of their own and started firing at the Koopa Kids.
"GAH!" Larry and Lemmy cried in pain.
"They're all over me!" Larry shouted.
"Sue us. We're gettin' careless," Roy said bluntly to his brothers.
Lemmy rolled his eyes. "Join the club."
Morton growled. He turned to Bowser Jr. "Damn it, Bowser Jr., what's takin' you so long?"
Bowser Jr. sighed. "Hey, I'm tryin' to win a race here."
Yoshi manages to get a few lava-rock creatures by blasting his Yoshi Beams at them, as well as using his flutter kicks. Dr. Hoshi also fires his Yoshi beams of Science at the lava-rock creatures.
"This is TOO easy," Dr. Hoshi said to Yoshi.
Yoshi nodded in agreement. "Yeah, though we still should keep up our guard."
Dr. Hoshi grinned. "Indeed."
The two reptilians then turned their focus back on the lava-rock creatures, and in no time at all, manage to get rid of more than half of them.
May does several impressive attacks on the lava-rock creatures using her butt while Misty and Max double team and attack the lava-rock creatures in a pair. Even the Pokemon that May and Misty have help out to defeat the lava-rock creatures.
"31, 32, 33, 34, 35..." Max counts as he whacks the lava-rock creatures with a baseball bat.
Dr. Hoshi uses his flutter kicks on several more lava-rock creatures, trying to beat Max. "39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45..."
"48, 49, 50, 51," Max counts, shoting even more lava-rock creatures with an arrow.
Yoshi and May both come cloes together, and then May hops on Yoshi and takes out a Super Scope.
May looked down. "Ready, Yoshi?"
Yoshi smirks. "I was born ready."
Yoshi starts running around the lava-rock creatures as May fires her Super Scope at the fire monsters. Yoshi then jumps into the air and perfeorms his flutter kick attacks on the lava-rock creatures below while May fires at the lava-rock creatures in the distance.
Misty reloads her water sprayer and then continously sprays water at the lava-rock creatures all around her. Luckily, while Misty reloads, her Water Pokemon take care of the lava-rock creatures to prevent them from attacking.
At all last, however, they suddenly stopped attacking, and a huge number of them reappeared.
May gulped. "Uh oh..."
Misty frowned. "I...I...I..."
Max started trembling. "To think, we did all of this fighting, and now we have more..."
May and Misty's Pokemon hugged together in fear of the larger number of lava-rock creatures.
Yoshi looked at Dr. Hoshi anxously. "What do we do, doc?"
Dr. Hoshi smirked. "Same thing we do when we're in a pickle every night, Yoshi...FIGHT TO THE DEATH!"
Yoshi shrugged, and the pair of racers (plus May and Misty's Pokemon) once again went up against the huge army of lava-rock creatures.
Godzilla and Anguirus were both running on foot passed the racers. They were closing on the Star Fox.
"Ready, Anguirus?" Godzilla asked his horned Ankylosaurus friend.
Anguirus nodded. "Yup. Let's beat 'em down, Godzilla!"
Godzilla nodded, and then he took aim at the Star Fox. At the right moment, he fired his heat ray right at his target, and the Star Fox went down.
"YAAAAAAAAAY!" The audience from the stadium way at the starting line and the people watching from the Flying Viewing Rocket cheered.
Godzilla chuckled. "Yeah. Goes to show you NOT to mess with the King of the Monsters."
Anguirus nodded. "Yeah. We're the bomb."
King K. Rool noticed Godzilla/Anguirus. "They think they're so smart, eh?" He summoned several cannons and fired at Godzilla and Anguirus.
Unfortunately for King K. Rool, they barely had any affact, and both Godzilla and Anguirus shrugged it off as they ran past the Flying Krock.
King K. Rool stomped around, enraged by the useless cannons that were unable to hurt Godzilla and Anguirus. "Damn it all! I won't let them get away!" He then summoned himself his own minature ship, and he hopped into it. After setting up the settings of the ship, King K. Rool zoomed out of the Flying Krock and went STRAIGHT after Godzilla and Anguirus.
Baron K. Roolenstien, Kaptain K. Rool, and the rest of the Kremling armada were too busy fighting off Team Rocket to notice Godzilla and Anguirus.
Jolly Roger's Lagoon was quite the peaceful place to live. Not many folks have stopped by, probably because it's hard to locate. Anyway, we go into Pawno's shop, the one place where Banjo-Kazooie mercandise can be found.
Pawno the Rat sighed as he picked up the phone nearby him and answered, "I'm sorry, buddy, but what don't you understand? We cannot and absolutely will not purchase defective merchandise. Yeah. Sir, I frankly don't care or give a damn if it's the original buggy Game Pak that lets you go windsurfing with the hookshot! The next time you call, try to find something not broken to sell." He hung up the phone and sighed. "Sometimes, it's better off doing something else than being a buisness man."
Jolly Roger came into the store to greet Pawno. "Hey Pawno, you might want to come outside of your shop."
Pawno looked at Jolly suspiciously. "Why is that, Jolly?"
Jolly coughed a bit, and then replied, "Master Hand is here. he wants to make a deal with us."
Pawno shrugged. "Okay, then."
A few seconds later, Jolly and Pawno came up to Master Hand. Ironically, Captain Blubber was also there.
"So what brings you here?" Pawno asked.
Master Hand cleared his throat and explained, "You know about the 1st and current Yoshi Kart Grand Prix, do you? Well, me and my partners have plans on doing a second Grand Prix, but with more challenges, bigger prizes, more attention, and less racers participating." he smiled. "What do you say?"
Jolly smiled. "That sounds kinda awesome!'
Capt. Blubber laughed. "Yeah! We can maybe advertise the Yoshi Kart merchandise, and it'll get more people to visit here!"
Pawno smirked and rubbed his chin. "Sounds interesting. I'll be able to sell the useless junk I so dispise off." He grinned at Master Hand. "You got yourself a deal, Master Hand."
Master Hand chuckled. "Thank you, and now, if you excuse me, I must return to Dinosaur Land." And like that, the magical floating glove disappeared.
Jolly was more excitied about the second Grand Prix. "Oh boy! You think we'll be able to compete in the second Yoshi Kart Grand Prix?"
Capt. Blubber shrugged. "I don't know. After all, I have to work on my shop, Pawno has his shop, and you'll have to have Merry Maggie work on your bar."
Jolly smiled. "C'mon, I can get a few Jinjo friends of mine to help out while we're gone!"
Pawno sighed. "Okay, Jolly. If you insit, than very well."
Capt. Blubber nodded in agreement. "Yes. We'll just have to wait and see what happens."
The three characters nodded at each other, and respectfully returned to their own shops (bar in Jolly's case).
Master Hand re-appeared in Dinosaur Land, where the Yoshi Kart Grand Prix was taking place. He floated up to Taj. "So Taj, did I miss anything?"
Taj shook his head. "Quite a bit. The racers seem to have come and gone. Godzilla and Anguirus have taken the lead, with King K. Rool representing the Flying Krock chasing them, and Mumbo/Bottles keeping a respectful place in 3rd. Meanwhile, most of the racers behind 32nd place have stopped at the pit-stop, while the remaining few racers took their chances and are continuing on. We have no sign, however, for Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and May/Misty/Max."
Master Hand nodded, as he understood. "Very well. Let's keep an eye on the racers."
Taj nodded in agreement. "Indeed."
The two announcers than appeared back at the pitstop, where most of the racers not in the front have finally stopped by.
Conker is driving as fast as he can to catch up with the others. Because of the bumpy road, he isn't able to drive properly. "Damn it… My ass is hurting from bouncing up and down from the car seat…"
Bumper drives pass him and hurls a rock at the car. Luckily, the car didn't seem to be dealt much damage, but it did slow down a bit.
Conker growled and looked at Bumper. "Hey, what was that for-"
"Sorry, Conker," Bumper said, smirking, as he threw a rock again at Conker's head, "But I'm not going to lose to a squirrel like you!"
Conker maons in pain as he rubs his head. "Ughh! that hurt!" He then growled and turned to Bumper. "You're gonna pay."
Bumper sweatdropped as his eyes widened. "Uh oh..."
Conker then started ramming into the side of Bumper's car, and then Bumper was sent crashing into a tree.
"ARRRGH!" Bumper shouted angrily, "I'll get you, Conker!"
Conker smirked and laughed. "Ha! You deserve it!" He then sped off.
Peppy Ankylosaurus sighed as he and Clario managed to passed a few racers. They were one of the only few racers to not have stopped at the pitstop.
"Gotta think how we can knock down these losers," Peppy said to himself.
Clario took out a balloon full of takes. He looked at Peppy. "Does a balloon with tacks sound like a prety sweet idea, Peppy?"
Peppy scratched his head. "Maybe. Why?" Peppy asked.
"Watch and learn, my fine yellow Ankylosaurus friend," Clario said, as he threw the balloon behind him, and the balloon busted.
Yugi Muto/Tea Gardener came into contact with the balloon, and they were unforunately sent crashing.
"Owie!" Yugi said. "Quick! We gotta fix this car!"
"Got it!" Tea shouted, as they started to fix up the car in a matter of a few minutes.
Clario looked at Peppy and grinned. "You see? Peace of cake."
"Sweetage," Peppy said, grinning, as they sped off to claim 12th place.
Boshi scoffs as he sees Bronto the blue Brontosaurus and Krunch approach. "So you wanna play, eh?" He says, as he starts leaving mines behind.
Bronto manages to avoid the mines. He laughs. "Nice try, Boshi, but that's not going to work!" He then put his foot on the pedal, and zoomed up past Boshi.
"HEY!" Boshi yelled, as he grabbed a missile from a balloon and fired it at Bronto.
Bronto noticed this and avoided the missile. "Gotcha! Hehehe!"
Boshi growled. "GET BACK HERE, DAMN IT!"
Krunch takes out a mushroom and speeds past Boshi. "WOOHOO!"
"ARGH!" Boshi shouts with rage. He then manage to get luck, as the next item he had was a star, and he zoomed right through Bronto and Krunch.
Bronto and Krunch exclaimed as they both crashed down on the road. "WHOA!"
Boshi snickered. "See you later, losers!" He then sped away to claim 5th place.
Bronto growled. "Get back here!" He sped after Boshi.
Krunch grumbled curse words to himself, and then he used a rocket to boost him up after Boshi and Bronto.
Koopa and Paratroopa came in with Goombella and Goombario, both tired from the race course experience.
"Phew...man..." Koopa wheezed, "I'm tired."
Blackmage Jr. looked as Koopa/Paratroopa came in with the Goomba couple. "What took you all so long?" He asked as the others came into the McDonalds' pitstop. "We've been here for a while now."
"We...had...some...trouble...with...the...circuit..." Paratroopa said, as he fell on the ground.
Goombario and Goombella were chatting with each other while Koopa and Paratroopa were working on their car.
"Let's work on our car as well." Musashi suggested.
"It's already finished, Musashi," Blackmage jr. said, as he drank a milkshake. "We're just waiting for more people to arrive so we can go back to racing."
"Okay." Musashi said eating a burger.
"Oh damn..." Paratroopa said, checking the tires. "How much damage can a car get?"
"I don't know," Koopa said, looking inside the engine. "But whatever it was, it was sure a hell of an experience."
Kirby and Meta-Knight were both together, working extra hard on TAC.
Kazooie scratched her feathered head. "Wait a minute, I thought Kirby devoured tac a few races ago," Kazooie said, as Banjocame into the resturant.
Banjo sighed. "Phew. Working on the car can sure be tiring."
Kazooie rolled her eyes. "Sure, Banjo, sure."
Donald Trump pulled in, but all he did was just go in and have a little break.
Barney the Dinosaur, happy and joyful as ever, was singing stupid songs to himself while fixing his 'magical' car.
Haru Glory was having a hard time himself, seeing how his racing object was well out of shape.
Sonic and Shadow meanwhile were busy have a match to see who could consume the most hamburgers.
Megaman was just sipping a soda. Scott decided to ask him why he wasn't eating.
"Hey Megaman?" Scott asked, gulping down a few fries. "Why aren't you eating anything?
"Hello? Does super powerful ROBOT mean anything to you people? I don't have to eat," Megaman rudely replied.
Scott winced. "No need to be rude..."
Calm down, Mega Man. After all, he WAS just asking," Protoman said, as he tried to calm down his blue brother.
Shadow was about to bite into his tenth burger, when he noticed it looked a little odd. He took off the top bun to take a look, and screamed in horror.
On the burger, there was a dead rat.
Shadow screamed and pointed to his burger. "Someone put a dead rat on my burger!"
Sonic stood up from the table. "For the love of God! Who the hell would put a dead rat on a burger?
Amy squealed in terror, and backed away from the dead rat.
"...Right, then," Banjo and Kazooie said in unison, as they got back into their car and zoomed off onto the race track.
Finally, after several painful minutes of fighting, the pair of racers in the volcano/desert portion of the race course manage to defeat all of the lava-rock creatures.
May looked around. "Are there anymore?" She asked.
Dr. Hoshi shook his head and placed his hands on his hips. "No...I think we took them all out."
Max sighed of relief. "Thank God. Maybe we'll be able to make it back with the rest of the racers."
Misty smiled. "Yeah. All we have to do is just follow down this road, and we'll be back on the track."
Yoshi grinned. "Well, in that case, why are we just sitting here? Let's go!"
May, Misty, Max, and Dr. Hoshi nodded in unison. "Right!"
After getting into the cars, the pair of racers zoomed off, continuing down the road of the volcano/desert portion of the race course.
Peppy Ankylosaurus took a left around the quick sand pit. But the path was narrow and the kart suddenly began heading towards the center of the pit. A giant Piranha Plant opened up its mouth and swallowed the kart whole.
Clario's eyes widened with horror. "D'oh! What're we going to do NOW!" Clario demanded.
"Don't worry about it. Lakitu will save us." Peppy assured him.
Clario sighed of relief. "Thank God."
Peppy looked up, and saw Lakitu. "Here he comes right now."
Sure enough, the yellow reptilian cloud-dweller pulled out of the Piranha Plant's mouth and set the two racers back on the race course.
"Woo!" Clario cheered.
Peppy grabbed a triple pack of rockets and used it to dash three times in a row. The third rocket caused the car to slam into Petey Piranha and King Boo. Several fireballs flew up in the air and Clario caught it. He waited, then hurled it at Capain Falcon. Captain Falcon cursed as he spun out and caused his car to go off the course and slow down. Peppy and Clario sped up and passed by Joey Wheeler/Mai Valentine. The crowd began cheering as Peppy's vehicle barely missed getting sucked into a tornado. Joey/Mai were gaining on them, however.
Clario grabbed a rocket missile from the item box and hurled it backwards at Wizpig, causing them to him.
"I am NOT putting up with this anymore!" Wizpig growled. He grabbed a red Spiny Shell from the Item Box and hurled it towards Peppy/Clario.
Peppy grabbed a Fake item box and dropped it on the course. Then, the yellow Ankylosaurus saw the red Spiny Shell heading for the kart. He gasped and was about to tell Clario to speed up, but she knew that they couldn't avoid getting hurt by the shell. Suddenly, the pair ran over a Star and became invincible. The shell hit the kart, but the shield that the Star created protected the racers from the blast.
"Woohoo!" Peppy and Clario cheered, high fiving each other.
Wizpig did nothing but fume and pout as he started thinking how to pass by Peppy and Clario.
Diddy Kong, who is now behind Conker, turns around to see Anna/Spice. Diddy slowly stops his car to let Anna/Spice catch up, and then he delivers a powerful tailwhip against the side of Anna's car, creating a dent on it.
"GAH!" Anna shrieks, as he looks at Diddy. "That wasn't nice!"
"Anna, we gotta do something about him! That monkey is gonna mess us up!" Spice shouts.
Anna growls. "We'll see that it is HE who gets messed up!" She shouts, as she takes out a balloon and pops it, revealing a button. She presses the button and suddenly, the back of the car opens, and several bombs roll out towards Diddy.
"ACK!" Diddy cries. He has no time to avoid the bomb, as they came so suddenly, and the bombs all hit him and explode.
BANG! BLAM! BOOM! NUKE! EXPLODE! DESTROY!
"AHH!" Diddy screams, as he is sent crashing into the cactus mines, sreaming moans and curse words in pain as he hits the sharp needles of the cactus.
Conker gasps in horror, of seeing his friend being beaten up. "NO! NOT DIDDY!"
"HAHAHAHAHA! HE GOT BLASTED!" Spice laughes, as she watches Diddy Kong being injured by the numerous cactus.
"It serves him right!" Anna shouts, "Now it's that ugly squirrel's turn!"
Upon hearing that remark, Conker glares at Anna and Spice fiercely. "HOW DARE YOU HURT MY FRIEND AND CALL ME UGLY!" Conker shouts, as Anna/Spice pass him.
Conker approaches behind the car. He reaches his hand to the back of the car door and tears it off.
"WHAT THE!" Spice shouts in disbelief.
Anna screams. "How on earth did you tear off the door so easily?"
Conker chuckles sinisterly. "I'll show you the power of the great squirrel genes within my body!"
Anna looks strangely at Conker. "What in God's name are you talking about?"
Conker smirked. "Remember what happened in the Lethal Lava Volcano race?"
Anna shook her head. "You're not making ANY sense! First you say you have dragon genes, and now you have squirrel genes, which actually makes sense because you're a SQUIRREL! How can you have BOTH dragon genes AND squirrel genes?"
Conker smirks. "Maybe because I'm a different kind of squirrel."
Anna growls. "I'd like to see you prove yourself otherwise."
Conker smirked and chuckled. "Very well."
Conker takes out a Max Revive with a Magic potion and throws it into the cactus mine. In a few matter of minutes, Diddy Kong returns, all clean and healthy! Even his car is in top notch condidtion!
"I'M BAAAACK!" Diddy shouts, as he waves at Anna and Spice.
Anna growls. "Oh is that so, pretty boy?" She says, as she throws a mine into Diddy's car, causing it to explode.
Diddy moans as he gets back up and zooms towards Anna. The wooden covering of his car has been burned off, revealing the engines underneath, yet the car is still running, but not for long…
"Are you okay, Diddy?" Conker asks.
"I'm all right, Conker!" Diddy shouts out, as he gives Conker a thumbs up.
Conker smiles as he also gives Diddy a thumbs up. He is glad to see his best friend alive and well. "Diddy! Thank God, you're safe! You had me worried!" Conker shouted.
Right at that moment, Diddy, Conker, and even Anna/Spice see another person on a skateboard, riding besides Diddy.
"I knew something like this would happen soon!" Shouted the person, who appears to be Bart Simpson.
"BART SIMPSON?" Anna, Spice, Conker, and Diddy shout in unison and disbelief.
Bart nodded. "Yep, that's me, the one and only! I had Prof. Frink prepared this skateboard to fly beforehand for me, in case something happened to my special speeder! Now I can still go on with the race!"
"It appears that Bart Simpson is still in the race, but this time on a fast-moving skateboard!" Taj announces.
Because the car is starting to fail, Diddy hops off his wrecked car and onto the back of Anna's car. He reaches for the wires that help support the engine, and with all his strength and might, rips all of the wires out with his tailwhip!
"Hiya! Not so much of a racer, huh?" Diddy says, as he does it again. And then he takes out his Peanut Gun and starts firing peanuts at it directly on the engine, causing the engine to sputter and explode!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"YAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Anna and Spice scream.
"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Spice blurts out.
"WHAT'S HAPPENING!" Anna shrieks, shocked by the sudden outburst on the engine behind her and several metal pieces and wires thrown at her and Spice.
Spice looks back and sees the back of the car, completely devestated!
"YOU GUYS ARE WRECKING AND RUINING OUR CAR!" Spice angrily shouts.
"CURSE YOU ALL!" Anna adds, as the car starts to slow down, and then stops all together. Several racers behind pass right by Anna/Spice.
Conker and Diddy both smile and give each other high fives as they speed off.
Mothra, Rodan, Destroyah, and Battra were now engaged in a brawl with Lt. Gigan, MechaAnguirus, Master Ghidorah, and Sir Megalon. It was getting very intense, in fact, so intense that any racer or pair of racers who intrudded would be in deep trouble.
"You DARE challenge us?" Master Ghidorah hisses.
Mothra growls. "We're not going to be losing to evil monsters such as yourself!"
Master Ghidorah roars back, "Do remember that you need more than knowledge and soul to defeat me and my evil companions!"
"Oh, we'll give you a run for your money," Rodan said, as he rammed into the chariot.
Sir Megalon screamed. "HEY! That's not fair!"
Rodan smirked. "Who said this was fair?" He started using his wings to produce strong winds, causing the chariot to swerve.
Sir Megalon then summoned electricity and fired bolts at Rodan. Rodan screamed as he got electricuted. Sir Megalon smirked and then sent a powerful blow into Rodan's chest. Rodan crashed into Battra, who was now pissed. Battra appeared above Sir Megalon and started spraying the beetle with several string shots. Sir Megalon, however, manage to shake off the string shots and he grabbed Battra and threw him overhead. Rodan got back up and started pecking furiously at Master Ghidorah. Mothra followed by spraying pollen at the golden space dragon. Master Ghidorah, however, wouldn't be deemed by the two monsters and he used his reflect ability to reflect the pollen at Mothra and whacked Rodan with his two golden tails. Battra charged after Master Ghidorah, but was then taken down from a drop kick by Sir Megalon. Mothra then headbutted Master Ghidorah in the chest, and then started scratching the golden space dragon. Sir Megalon swung Rodan around by the tail and then threw him at a weakened Battra, knocking the two monsters out. Sir Megalon then focused his attention on Mothra, and used his electric beams to electrocute the huge colorful moth.
Destroyah was owning Lt. Gigan and MechaAnguirus with a HUGE advantage. Destroyah whacked his mighty tail into Lt. Gigan, causing the robotic bird-like monster to collide into Sir Megalon. While Sir Megalon was down for the count, Lt. Gigan made a comeback, and started firing his eye zap beams at Mothra, causing her wings to catch fire. Mothra tried her hardest to get rid of the flames, but by the time she was, she was knocked down unconcious. Lt. Gigan and Master Ghidorah smirked, as they manage to defeat Mothra and two of her monster friends. The evil monster pair, however, did have to wonder what to do about the unconcious Sir Megalon, as now with MechaAnguirus, as the metal Ankylosaurus was knocked into submission by Destroyah. Master Ghidorah fired his gravity beams at Destroyah to prevent the crustecean-like monster from doing anything else. Lt. Gigan then brought MechaAnguirus onto the charoit, and Master Ghidorah drove away to the pitstop with Lt. Gigan and their two unconcious friends. Destroyah, too, used his special ability to levitate his three unconcious monster friends (Mothra, Rodan, and Battra), and proceeded into walking towards the pitstop to rest up.
"Seems as if Destroyah's group and Master Ghidorah's group had a war between themselves," Master Hand said, "Looks like these two teams will have to stop at the pitstop before they continue on."
Taj nodded. "Indeed. It has been a long race, but we are sure getting excited from all the racing action!"
The audience from the stadium at the starting line were cheering loudly, as well as the people in the Flying Vieweing Rocket.
Master Hand cleared his throat and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it seems as if only 24 racers have continued racing on the race course, and we have seen at least 10 racers who have passed through the pitstop and are currentely trailing on the forerunners. It seems that everyone else are going to stop at the pitstop, while Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and May/Misty/Max are still in the volcano/desert portion of the race btrack."
Taj nodded and added, "Indeed, this race is taking a turn for the best. Be sure to stay tuned what happens!"
The audience cheered louder as the scene faded to black.
Well, truth be told, I did this anniversary chapter all by myself. Without a doubt, however, I do still want to thank Blackmage Junior, Musashi the Master, and Milleniumon the Sonamy Freak. Why? Because we usually do this kinda stuff, and it's fun. Why don't you go and try it out for yourself? Or maybe you can ask it while playing a nice game of Banjo-Pilot. Anyways, until next time!
TO BE CONTINUED!
"We will?" Yoshi asked in shock as he looked up at the sky. "Well, I'm glad. At least this won't end on a-"