Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Yeah, not really new material this time around. This is just to condense all the chapters. Though there will be new stuff soon. Also, the old author's notes are kept for nostalgia and stuff. Though I will add that the obnoxious list of characters have been removed, so no one has to shift through that garbage again. Yeah.

Author's Notes: Well, here you guys go! I did some looking on Wikipedia to find out more on Final Fantasy and Sonic, but you won't believe this when I say it: It helped! Now that I know a lot more, I'm going to do a better job with the Final Fantasy and Sonic the hedgehog characters, so here's the 6th part for your enjoyment!

P.S. The following race chapter will be a bit more graphical, as one of the racer's partners will die, and the other racer will have to pair up with another racing group. Who will it be? You have to read, folks.

Disclaimer: We don't own all of the official characters and all the fan-made characters belong to their owners respectfully. On a side note, all the fan-made members of the original 10 Yoshi Kart racers belong to Yoshizilla.

Rocky the Echidna and Twilight the Fox were steadily going at a good pace on the Waterwind Valley's sandy pathway. Little did the two SEGA-based mammals know that their pair-up would tragically come to an end, and only in a matter of pity and ignorance.

"I got our target locked, Rocky!" Twilight shouted, as their car came closer to the Chaotix.

Rocky nodded. "Good. Prepare to fire the missiles!' She commanded.

Twilight nodded, and then she pressed a button. "Fire 1!" The first missile soared out of the car's left side and rocketed towards the Chaotix.

Vector was in charge of driving the car, while Espio and Charmy were the car attackers. Tomo-Chan and Darth Fade-R, both asleep, weren't aware that they were on a new racecourse.

Suddenly, noticing the upcoming missile, Charmy turned around, took out machinery, cackled maniacally like Gruntilda Winkybunion, and fired bullets multiple times at the upcoming missile. Luckily, the missile exploded after being hit by the bullets.

Espio gave a big sigh of relief. "Phew! That was TOO close."

Vector nodded in agreement. "Indeed, it 'twas." He took out a few banana peels and threw them behind the Chaotix's vehicle.

Rocky made swerves, both left and right, to avoid the banana peels. She growled. "So that's how you want to play, eh?" She turned to Twilight. "Twilight, release the second missile!"

Twilight nodded to Rocky's command and pressed the red button again. "Fire 2!"

Another missile from the car's side went zooming towards the Chaotix.

Rocky smirked, and then she shouted, "Twilight, hang on!" She threw a triple pack of mushrooms into the engine, and in a few seconds, the two mammals went zooming away.

"WOOOOOAH!" Both Rocky and Twilight screamed, hanging onto the car dearly.

Charmy was about to fire at the missile, until he saw Rocky and Twilight zooming right pass them. "Espio! Vector! Rocky and Twilight passed us!"

Vector growled, and took out triple red shells. "Not for long, they won't…." He fired the red shells right at Rocky and Twilight.

Twilight released some mines behind their car, which were then hit by the red shells.

Twilight stuck out her tongue at the Chaotix. "Haha!"

Vector fumed. "Why that little-"

Espio was about to follow suit, when the missile, fired from Rocky's car earlier, exploded into the back engine, sending the Chaotix, Tomo-Chan (who was still sleeping), and Darth Fade-R (who was also sleeping like a sheep) flying high into the sky, and crashing back down onto the sandy path, along with the now damaged Chaotix vehicle.

Rocky and Twilight both did a victory cheer and gave each other high fives. The two mammals turned their attention back to the Waterwind Valley racecourse, but they were completely unaware that Cloud Strife and Squall were right behind them.

One of the many Lakitus recording caught Cloud and Squall on his camera. The Lakitu resumed recording.

Cloud smirked at the racers (Rocky and Twilight) in front of him and Squall. He turned to Squall. "Ready to attack, Squall?"

Squall nodded and took out some bo-bombs. "Ready when you are, Cloud." He chuckled.

Cloud nodded, and he zoomed up next to Rocky and Twilight, taking out his sword. "OMNI SLASH!" He started slashing up the tires of Rocky's car.

Twilight gasped. "Oh no! He's messing up our car!"

Rocky fumed. "Leave us alone, you big jerk!" She took out a fire flower and started spewing out flames at Cloud.

Cloud screamed in pain as he tried to get the flames off of him. He growled and used his Omni Slash to knock the fire flower out of Rocky's reach.

Squall then pulled and threw the bo-bombs he was holding at Rocky and Twilight, sending the mammals flying into the atmosphere and crashing down into one of the several abandoned treasure cheats, causing a HUGE explosion, which sent some of the racers in the area crashing, including Cloud and Squall.

"OOH!" Master Hand said, watching the incident, "Seems as if there was a catastrophe at this area. It seems as if the racers Rocky, Twilight, Cloud Strife, and Squall have all attacked each other, and thus, created a huge crash. Let's go check out the other racers."

Taj nodded. "Indeed, let us check." He turned to the other screen, which featured the other racers.

King K. Rool struck back at James Bond by swinging his huge tail. James Bond got up and started firing bullets rapidly at the Kremling King. King. K. Rool manage to block away the bullets, and he then took off his crown and threw it right at James Bond. James Bond was hit in the stomach by the crown, but he then shot a bullet up at the ceiling, and the bullet went bouncing everywhere. King K. Rool scratched his head as the bullet his a self-destruct button, which caused the entire tank to explode, sending James Bond and King K. Rool flying into the sky.

King K. Rool glared at James Bond, realizing what he has done. "You idiot! Not only is your transportation vehicle destroyed, but now we're up here, rocketing into the atmosphere!"

James Bond crossed his arms. "It's your fault that you attacked me!'

King K. Rool snarled back. "Well, I wouldn't if you didn't INTERUPT me!"

James Bond rolled his eyes. "Oh, is that so?"

King K. Rool got angrier after James Bond finished his remark. "Why you stupid…"

James Bond placed his hands on his hips. "Oh yeah? Well…"

The two characters proceeded into arguing with each other, still rocketing into the sky.

Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and May/Misty/Max (or actually, in terms of this, Misty and Max, with May being unconscious) were speeding out of the volcano/desert area and making their way back onto the main racetrack.

"So how far are we, doc?" Max asked, driving the wheel for his car.

Dr. Hoshi looked at his map. "According to this map, we seem to be somewhere in the places between 100th and 94th."

Misty gasped. "Oh man…we're SO far behind the others!"

Yoshi nodded. "True, but that doesn't mean we can't make a comeback!"

Dr. Hoshi smiled, and then he got out a jar filled with blue, magical potion substance. "Good. I just happen to have a new potion to test out on the cars…"

Yoshi, Misty, and Max all looked at Dr. Hoshi. "New potion?"

Dr. Hoshi nodded. "Yup. Now, can you open the hoods for both cars' engines?"

Misty and Yoshi looked at each other, shrugged, and popped up the roofs of their car engines.

Dr. Hoshi then poured half of the blue substance into Yoshi's car engine, and then poured the remaining substance into May's car engine. He looked up. "Okay, now close the hoods down."

Yoshi and Misty nodded, as they placed the roofs down.

Dr. Hoshi grinned. "Now stop the cars."

"WHAT?" Misty and Max exclaimed in disbelief.

Yoshi's jaw dropped. "Dr. Hoshi, you can't be serious!"

Dr. Hoshi sighed. "Just do it."

Yoshi, Misty, and max all looked at each other and sighed. They then stopped the cars.

Dr. Hoshi looked at his custom watch. "Okay, now wait for a few minutes."

Max groaned. "Doctor, why are we even waiting?"

"Wait…" Dr. Hoshi said, getting a bit annoyed.

Peppy Ankylosaurus is giving his car the finishing touches as Clario attacks the other racers passing by.

"How much longer until the car is fixed?" Clario asks.

Peppy gave Clario a thumbs up. "It's finished! We can get back onto the racetrack now!'

Clario did a victory cheer. "Sweet! Let's go!"

Both he and Peppy hopped into the newly fixed car, and the duo took off again onto the Waterwind Valley racecourse.

Mumbo Jumbo/Bottles are going at a good pace in 23rd place, with Banjo/Kazooie and Kirby/Meta Knight behind them.

"Mumbo need more ammo," Mumbo said to Bottles, "What items do we got?"

Bottles looked through the weapon inventory. "I think we have some grenade eggs..." Bottles began. "Here." He gave the eggs to Mumbo

"Thank you," Mumbo said, as he grabbed the grenade eggs and aimed for Kirby/Meta Knight. He then fired.

Kirby noticed the grenade eggs, and swerved to avoid them. "Haha! Ya missed! Ya missed!"

"Calm down and keep your eyes on the road Kirby." Meta Knight said.

Kirby sighed. "Yes, Meta Knight." he then got an idea. "Wait a minute..." He suddenly made TAC slow down, allowing Banjo and Kazooie to pass.

Kazooie turned around. "Hey, why did that puffball guy stop for no reason?"

"I have no idea, but we'd better not stick around to find out." Banjo said, pouring on the speed of his car engine.

Kirby then smirked and started zooming forwards again, towards Banjo-Kazooie. "YEEHAW!" He took out a beam sword. "Eat your heart out!" He started slashing the back of Banjo's car.

"I've got 'em!" Kazooie said, shooting eggs at Kirby and Meta Knight.

Kirby's eyes widened as he saw Kazooie shoot ice eggs at TAC. "ACK! NO!" He started worrying, as TAC finally stopped moving. "Darn it! Stupid breegull!"

Mumbo laughed. "Ho ho ho! Pink puffball and his metal friend get stuck on road while Mumbo and mole boy speed to victory." He taunted.

"Not so fast, Skull Boy!" Kazooie shouted, as she and Banjo arrived.

"Me turn cheeky bird into stony blockhead!" Mumbo yelled back, pointing his wand at Kazooie.

"Oh no ya don't!" Kazooie shouted, firing fire eggs at the tires of Mumbo's car.

"AHH!" Bottles said, swerving away.

"Looks like Mumbo and Bottles are having a harsh time!" Master Hand announces, "Can Banjo and Kazooie be able to pass their friends in order to win the race?"

"Not if Mumbo has anything to say about it!" Mumbo yelled, firing an orb of magic after Banjo and Kazooie.

Kazooie sweatdropped. "Banjo, turn the car! NOW!"

Banjo turned the wheel sharply to the left in hopes of avoiding the spell

"I think you're giving them a run for their money, Mumbo!" Bottles shouted, as he then saw Timber the Tiger and Conker the Squirrel in front of him. "We got two racers ahead!'

Timber turned around. "Oh no ya don't!" He threw several mines behind him, hoping that Mumbo/Bottles or Banjo/Kazooie would hit them.

Bottles turned the car to avoid the mines while Mumbo shot spells Banjo, Kazooie, Timber, and Conker. While both Banjo and Kazooie were dodging spells from Mumbo, Kazooie came up with an idea. She shot a Clockwork Kazooie, which ran across the track, back towards Mumbo and Bottles.

Bottles sweatdropped. "Um...Mumbo..."

Before Mumbo could say anything, the Clockwork Kazooie exploded, sending Mumbo and Bottles spinning into a tropical tree.

"Darn it!" Mumbo shouted.

Bottles frowned. "Aw man…and we were close, too."

Kazooie pointed at Conker and Timber. "Come on, Banjo! Let's catch up to the squirrel and tiger!"

Banjo waved his hands in the air in defense. "I'm doing my best!" He shouted back. "I raced with those two before and their better than you think!"

Conker giggled. "I don't think so, Banjo!" He took out a grappling hook and slowed down to end up behind Banjo/Kazooie. He then threw the grappling hook onto the backside of Banjo's car. "Gotcha!'

Timber chuckled. "Way to go, Conker!' He then pressed a button, and released three bubbles behind him.

Taj watched what was happening, and he then announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, it seems that Banjo-Kazooie seem to be in a tight spot at the moment. Let's go check out how Humba Wumba's group is doing."

The scene then changed to Humba Wumba's group, consisting of Humba Wumba herself, Brentilda Winkybunion, Jamjars, and a random purple Jinjo.

Jamjars "Take them down, soldier!" Jamjars shouted at the purple Jinjo.

The Jinjo saluted, and then he fired two missiles at Haru Glory, who was in front of them.

Haru Glory shouted curse words as he went crashing into one of the abandoned treasure chests.

The Jinjo turned back to Jamjars and gave him a thumbs up sign.

Jamjars laughed, and gave back a thumbs up sign to the Jinjo. "Now that's what I'm talking about!" He yelled cheerfully.

Meanwhile, Humba Wumba started casting spells at the other racers. "We need to get going be heaps faster!"

Brentilda snapped her fingers. "I got it!" She used one of her spells, and teleported herself, Humba Wumba, Jamjars, and the Jinjo into 29th place. "There we go!"

Humba Wumba smiled. "Brentilda did good job at getting us ahead. We kick racers' butt."

Jamjars nodded. "Yeah. Let's go, guys!" He took control of the wheel and pressed on the pedal, causing the car to zoom onwards the racecourse.

Rocky woke up, a bit dazed after crashing. She noticed that her car was completely damaged. She gasped. "Oh no…my car!" She then pondered, and remembered Twilight. She gasped again. "Oh no! Twilight!"

"Ourgh…" Twilight weakly moaned, as she was laying under a tree, trapped under it.

Rocky ran towards her injured partner. "Twilight, are you all right?"

Twilight wheezed a bit. "Urgh…Rocky…you were a good partner…and a good friend…please…"

Rocky had tears in her eyes. "Twilight, no…"

Twilight cough more, and then, using her last inch of breath, finished, "…Please win the race for me, Rocky…" She then closed her eyes, and within several seconds, remained motionless. Dead.

Rocky couldn't help but cry at the loss of her trusted partner. "NO! Twilight…why did it have to be Twilight? She was my best partner…she didn't deserve to die…" She ended up crying as she turned away from her now-deceased friend.

Author's Notes: And so, we end the 6 Part race monologue of the 6th race in the Yoshi Kart grand prix. You have to admit, it was pretty sad to see Rocky's partner die after tagging along with her in the previous races, even though they were rarely seen. I promise you guys, after this 6th Grand Prix, I'll do a tribute chapter for Rocky and Twilight. And so, I bid to you, until the next chapter, adieu.

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I actually didn't bother with it, lol.

Yoshizilla: Ta-da! Yoshi Kart fever is STRONG this spring! And so is your mom! Er, scratch that last line.

Producer: Um, Yoshizilla, I'm afraid that it's stuck in the script.

Yoshizilla: D'oh! Well, replace the footage, then!

PLEASE STAND BY

Yoshizilla: Okay, I'm back from the pretzel shop. They didn't have any regular pretzels. No good busterds. Anyway, while I take some time to cool off by playing Mario Kart 64, you can enjoy the latest chapter in the Waterwind Valley race saga! By reading (and in terms, watching) Part 7! (cue lots of confetti) Hey, where's the confetti? I ordered confetti for this special commendation!

Disclaimer: We only have five minutes left before we are -forced- to start the chapter, so I'll say it out loud now - WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING. So enjoy. (cough cough) J. Idiot MacLoser Pants (cough cough).

"Where's the-" Master Hand picked up a microphone, "There. That's better. Attention, ladies and Gentlemen - it seems that there are more sections in this racecourse than we thought. We just wanted you all to be sure of that. Thank you for your time."

"Gogogogogogo!" Luigi shouted, driving the RedFire. "We can't let Bowser's group get to us!"

Mario threw another triple pack of mushrooms into the engine, sending the RedFire zooming across the wild plains.

Bowser's Koopa Klown Kar was hovering over Mario and Luigi. "Prepare to fire plumbers," Bowser chuckled, taking out a bullet bill and firing it at Mario/Luigi.

Mario and Luigi screamed as they saw the Bullet Bill, and they started swerving crazily on the road to get it off their tails.

Wario laughed. "Let' s see them, have some fun with this-a!" He started throwing bombs down at Mario and Luigi.

Luigi manage to avoid the explosions, but he couldn't keep up with the Bullet Bill's fast pacing. "That Bullet BIll has to go down sometime!"

A few minutes later, we can see that Luigi and Mario are still swerving the RedFire left and right as they desperately try to get of the Bullet BIll, but are having no luck.

"Throw some fireballs at it!" Luigi instructed.

Mario nodded. "Right, captain Luigi!" He turned around and fired some red fireballs at the Bullet Bill. They had no effect. "D'oh! Better try again." He said, firing more red fireballs. They weren't effective still.

"What's taking so long to getting rid of that Bullet Bill?" Luigi whimpered.

Mario waved his arms crazily in the air. "I'm trying, Luigi, but the firebal;ls aren't working!"

"Then use something else!" Luigi said as the plumbers started going up a ramp and came back down on the dirt-paved road.

Bowser pushed his foot hard on his pedal, and the Koopa Klown Kar propelled forward.

"Should I leave the Giant Banana behind?" Donkey Kong asked.

Bowser's grin expanded into a huge, shark-like smirk. "Go ahead."

Donkey Kong took out a Giant Banana and threw it on the ground.

Luigi screamed as he desperately tried turning the steering wheel, but was too late as the RedFire went spinning out of control on the road after colliding with thew Giant Banana. The Bullet BIll from before then collided with the RedFire, causing a huge explosion, which sent Mario, Luigi, and parts of the RedFire into the air.

Bowser, Mewtwo, Ganondorf, Donkey Kong, and Wario all chuckled as they watched the debris of Mario and Luigi come down.

"So long, plumbers!" Donkey Kong shouted, throwing more Giant Bananas behind.

Banjo and Kazooie came up shortly afterwards. They saw Mario and Luigi, both fixing what remained of the RedFire, shrugged, and continued on.

"What do you think happened to them, Banjo?" Kazooie asked.

Banjo scratched his head. "I don't know, but we better hurry up so we don't end up like those two." He started swerving left and right to avoid the Giant Bananas.

"Go faster, Patrick!" Spongebob yelled, "Mermaidman and Barnicleboy are on our tails!"

Patrick turned to the right as he approached a narrow strip. He had to squeeze the Patty Wagon through in order to proceed on the road. He smiled. "Spongebob! I did it!"

Spongebob cheered. "Yeah! Just like when you discovered that milk was made of iron!"

Patrick licked his own lips. "Mmmm...fire..." He started drooling.

Spongebob's smiling expression face changed to a frown. "Um...Patrick, which way are we going?"

Patrick snapped out of his daze. "Huh? What?" He saw a river ahead. "Uh oh-AHHH!" Spongebob and Patrick both fell into the river, which was straight ahead of them.

Mermaidman and Barnicleboy zoomed by, seeing what has become of Spongebob and Patrick.

"Oh well, they weren't paying attention," Barnicleboy pulled away from the railings on the side of the road.

"Barnicleboy, you gotta keep your eye on the road!" Mermaidman said, "You'll never know where evil could strike." He then started screaming. "EEEEEVVVVIIILLL!" He started running around on the Invisimobile.

Barnicleboy slapped his forehead as he took out some medicine. "Here, Mermaidman - take this medicine so I can concentrate."

Mermaidman grabbed the medicine and took all of the pills and swallowed them. "Now what?" He asks.

Barnicleboy shrugged. "I don't know. Read something." He then noticed Mermaidman reading GameInformer, and sighed as he continued driving.

Back in the river, Spongebob and Patrick were actually driving in the water - the Patty Wagon was revealed to drive in water as well on land!

"Good thing we adjusted the setting control scheme for the Patty Wagon," Spongebob smiled, "We'll have an even bigger edge on the race!"

"Yeah!" Patrick added, "And plus, it even has a tracking device! Look!" He pointed at the computer screen, which had a red dot coming close to a yellow dot.

Spongebob blinked. "Um...Patrick? Aren't we the yellow dot?"

Patrick rubbed his chin. "I believe so. Why?"

Spongebob pointed at the computer screen. "WHAT'S THAT RED DOT, THEN?"

Patrick's eyes widened with fear as he looked at the red dot approaching the yellow dot, and turned around to see the subject. He screamed. "AHHH! SHAK!"

"SHARK!" Spongebob shrieked. "EEEIII!" He grabbed the steering wheel. "We gotta get outta here, Patrick!"

"Gimme the steering wheel!" Patrick started tugging the steering wheel with Spongebob. "I claim the steering wheel first!"

"We're not going anywhere by just arguing!" Spongebob shouted, "We gotta act!" He grabbed a rocket booster and unleashed its power, propelling the Patty Wagon in the water.

Patrick looked at the computer screen once more to notice that the red dot was still coming. "Spongebob, the shark is still coming for us!"

Spongebob pulled out a Krabby Patty. "Simple! Nothing can resist a Krabby Patty!" He threw it at the shark, who gulped it on one swallow and resumed chasing. Spongebob's left eye twitch. "What next?"

"You handle the driving!" Patrick let go of the steering wheel. "I'll handle the shark." He jumped into the river and started swimming towards the shark.

Spongebob screamed. "Patrick!"

Patrick then grabbed the shark, and he started wrestling with it.

Spongebob started pondering. "Where have I seen this before? Except it wasn't a pink starfish who fought a shark, but a zombie." He little realized that he wasn't driving the Patty Wagon, and as a result, the Patty Wagon crashed into a tree, knocking Spongebob unconscious.

Patrick continuously punched the shark on the head. "You're not gonna resume chasing us!" He punched the shark one more time, before the shark lowered out of Patrick's grip and turned upside-down.

Patrick noticed this, and he started cheering loudly.

"Spongebob, I did it!" He stopped cheering when he didn't hear Spongebob's response. "Spongebob?" He turned to see the crashed Patty Wagon, and gasped. "SPONGEBOB!" He swam over as fast as he could to see the unconcious Spongebob. Patrick slammed his fist on the Patty Wagon, and cried. "WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?"

Yoshizilla: Huh, huh? It was a pretty sweet way to end a part, huh? I hoped that you folks out there enjoyed reading, cause I enjoyed playing Mario Kart 64 while you waste your time reading Yoshi Kart. HA!

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Double Dash, MKDS, and MKW are better.

The audience clamors loudly as they watch the racing action heat up. Currently, the racers have gone through the canyon, and are speeding through the icy cold caverns within the mountains. At the end of the icy caverns are fiery spots of road, surrounded on all sides by molten, hot magma.

"Anything can happen in this hectic racecourse," Master Hand narrates with a bold voice, "So let us hope that the racers do their best to survive!"

Godzilla growled as he busted through the tall crystals jetting out of the ceiling. He could feel the cold going through his veins, but he shrugged it off and pressed on. Jumping off the ledge, Godzilla landed roughly on the icy cold road and turned to the right, breaking through the crystals. Much to the giant reptilian monster's surprise, Godzilla was blasted by a laser from Lt. Gigan, who chuckled as he rode on his MechaAnguirus. MechaAnguirus took a bite at Godzilla, which forced him to topple over the crystals and fall flat on his body. MechaAnguirus turned to the right, running down the icy cold path, while Lt. Gigan chuckled.

Godzilla growled, and as he tried to get back up, Wizpig flew by and grabbed Godzilla by the tail. As he steered to the right, Wizpig grabbed Godzilla and tossed him at Lt. Gigan and MechaAnguirus, halting their process. Wizpig laughed, and he flew over the crash, steering to the left and exiting the icy cold cavern. Godzilla moaned, and he got up, turning around and spurting flames at Lt. Gigan and MechaAnguirus, setting them both ablaze. Grinning, Godzilla turned around and ran out of the icy cold cavern, determined to catch up to Wizpig.

Wile E. Coyote was trying to outrun the Roadrunner, but it wasn't working out so well. He then grabbed a pair of rocket skates and placed them on his feet, jumping off his red rocket and turning to the right, glancing behind him to see the rocket still zooming straight. Shrugging, Wile E. Coyote turned around and chuckled, swiftly approaching the Roadrunner.

The Roadrunner turned around and stuck out his tongue at Wile E. Coyote, before zooming off, turning right and then spiraling up the left curve. Wile E. Coyote fumed with rage, and he followed, nearly falling off the curve as he went up the spiral. As he opened his arms and prepared to grab the Roadrunner, he slipped on a banana peel, and Wile E. Coyote fell off the curve, grabbing on the edge with his dear life while the Roadrunner zoomed onto the ridge and zoomed straight on the cement-paved road, turning to the right and jumping over a few jagged rocks.

Kirby and Meta Knight are riding fast in their TAC vehicle, ahead of several of the racers. As they turn to the right on the dirt-paved road of the grassy meadows of the Waterwind Valley, they noticed several enemies and traps ahead of them on the road. Meta Knight readies his yellow-colored sword Galaxia, while Kirby becomes determined and continues pressing forward. As the pair of Popstar residents turn to the right and head down the muddy slide, they come next to Captain Falcon, who zooms on without glancing back.

Looking at Meta Knight who only nodded back, Kirby pushed TAC towards the Blue Falcon, and rammed into it. Captain Falcon, however, proved to be more skilled, as he simply pushed Kirby and Meta Knight off the road onto the grass, and zoomed faster in the Blue Falcon. Trying to get the TAC back in control, Meta Knight switched positions with Kirby, and handled the steering wheel, going over a zipper and gaining speed as he appeared slightly behind the Blue Falcon. As the two racers headed through the thick, palm tree populated jungle, Captain Falcon simply drove above the small ramps on the dirt-paved road, while Meta Knight bounced over the small ramps as he forced TAC to advance. Meta Knight then started slashing at the right side of the Blue Falcon with his Galaxia sword, causing scratch marks to appear on the clear blue paint of the Blue Falcon vehicle. Captain Falcon was not too pleased, and he opened the cockpit of the Blue Falcon and sent a Falcon Punch towards TAC, sending Kirby and Meta Knight crashing into a tall palm tree ahead of them. Smirking, Captain Falcon closed his cockpit and turned to the right, swerving to the left and avoiding collision with the several, red-colored rocks lying on the path.

Meta Knight turned to the left and swerved around the palm tree TAC crashed into, and started to slide towards the edge on the left side, thoroughly hitting the green, sharp-pointed grass. Kirby merely ate all of the delicious apples and oranges that filled up the palm trees, as well as the occasional green coconut. Meta Knight then slashed a tall palm tree in the way in half, the TAC going over it. As they slid around the wide bend to the right, they could see the Blue Falcon and steadily approached.

Captain Falcon glanced at his rear-view mirror, and he only sped faster as the Blue Falcon went over higher velocity. Meta Knight, however, grabbed a hook shot and fired it at the back of the Blue Falcon, causing TAC to be dragged along. Meta Knight then grabbed onto the rope and carefully tiptoed towards the Blue Falcon while Kirby was trying to gain control of the steering wheel, but not successfully as he swerved the TAC towards the right and bumped into several palm trees. Meta Knight nearly fell off, but he managed to keep his balance and steadily jump onto the Blue Falcon, holding his Galaxia sword in the air and started to slash repeatedly at the cockpit. Captain Falcon growled, and as the racers approached a sharp left curve, he smashed into a palm tree, causing Meta Knight to fall off the Blue Falcon. He did, however, managed to get back onto the TAC, and he grabbed a fused bob-omb, and tossed it at the Blue Falcon, causing it to spin around as the explosion triggered a mishap. Captain Falcon, trying to gain control of the spinning Blue Falcon, only watched in disbelief as Kirby and Meta Knight drove past him in the TAC, heading out of the palm tree populated jungle and returning to the bright green, lively, grassy meadows of the Waterwind Valley.

Princess Peach Toadstool, Sheik, Professor Elvin Gadd, and Chad the Charmander were doing some smooth progress as they entered into the desert section of the gigantic Waterwind Valley. Looking around them, the group noticed the yellow-and-orange colored, cactus-like Pokey popping their heads out from the ground. They were even more shocked to spot a handful of Mr. Saturns as Peach turned to the left and entered the wide canyon ahead.

"Princess, I have a bad feeling about this," Chad stated as he noticed several desert tornadoes forming, I don't think that-"

Peach only giggled, calming Chad down as she swerved around a set of spiky obstacles. "Relax, Chad! It is not as if there'd be a multitude of enemies waiting for us!"

Prof. E. Gadd checked his 'Encyclopedia on Dinosaur Land', flipping through the pages. "Hmm... I think he kids not, Peach. Why, there seems to be all sorts of enemies! Wigglers, Magikoopas, Dodongos..."

Just as he was about to continue, the pink-and-purple colored vehicle suddenly bumped into a large, ceratopsid-like Dodongo, which glanced at the group and bellowed loudly as it smashed its head into them, sending them flying into the pale yellow, desert air.

"I guess I spoke too much!" Cried out E. Gadd as he, Peach, Sheik, and Chad all screamed as they were then sucked into a dune tornado and tossed about in the air.

Meanwhile, further in the canyon within the desert proportion of the expansive racecourse, Dr. Mario was driving smoothly through the dirt-paved road, with Princess Zelda and Pichu by his side. The doctor managed to jump over the plentiful wooden ramps and turned to the left, passing by a native village of Shy Guys. It was then that the Monty Moles inhabiting the canyon started to pop up from the ground and attack the vehicle. Dr. Mario deployed his pills as he swerved left and right to shake the moles off, while Pichu zapped them with his electricity and Zelda used her magic spells. However, the Monty Moles proved to be versatile, as they hung on, even when the vehicle went into the stream of cold, fresh water that flowed towards the southern direction.

As the vehicle turned to the right and traveled smoothly within the flowing river of water, Dr. Mario grabbed a rainbow-colored item box and nabbed a hammer, using it to whack away and smash the moles. The moles eventually let go upon seeing the hammer, and all three of the Smashers cheered as Dr. Mario made the vehicle jump out of the river and back onto the rough, rocky road. Turning to the right and sticking quite close to the tall rocky, brown-colored mountain, the doc managed to gain some momentum as he, Zelda, and Pichu pressed forward with no worries of the other racers.

Pikachu, Marth, and Roy were riding smoothly on the brightly green, grassy meadows of the Waterwind Valley, while tearing through a number of racers. Though this time around, it was Pikachu mainly doing the driving, while Marth and Roy fended off any other drivers. As the trio turned around the right bend, they headed over several small ramps, before diving down a large ramp. Landing roughly on the other side of the dirt-paved road, Pikachu turned to the left and swerved around the plentiful pitfalls that were formed. The yellow, electrical mouse Pokemon took a glance in the rear-view mirror to see if anyone was coming close, but he smiled as he could not find anyone. It was then that Pikachu turned to the right, and headed up the steep hill.

"Pikachu, I hate to ruin the moment, but... LOOK OUT!" Roy shouted as he pointed at several boulders that started to fall towards them.

Pikachu merely scoffed. "Please. I'll handle this, no problem." Handing the driver's wheel to Marth, Pikachu jumped out of the vehicle and used his tail to smash the boulders into pieces, running up ahead of the vehicle while Marth continued to swerve carefully. It was then that upon reaching the top of the hill, Pikachu grabbed onto a tall deciduous tree and watched as Marth, Roy, and the vehicle were sent up into the air by an explosion from the ground.

Up further ahead, Snake is chuckling as he tosses several bombs onto the road, planning to take out any racers that come behind him and his team. Giving the thumbs up sign to Link, Snake held on to the back as Epona galloped towards the right and jumped over the small creaks within the ground.

Watching Marth, Roy, and the vehicle come back crashing down onto the green, smooth grass next to him, Pikachu jumped down from the deciduous tree and helped the two injured swordsmen up as King DeDeDe and Escargoon drove by, laughing at the trio as they rode onto the grass and managed to avoid the placed bombs within the ground. Fuming, Pikachu gave his vehicle a powerful jolt of electricity, shockingly (pun intended) springing it back to its regular form, with much better power running on electricity. Grinning, Pikachu jumped into the driver's seat and started up again, heading down the steep hill while Marth and Roy held on tightly. Upon jumping over the large wooden ramp and making a bump on the dirt-paved road on the other side of the flowing river, Pikachu looked down on the map, and started to think of a way to pass Link/Samus and King DeDeDe/Escargoon as he slid to the left and jumped over the small ramps on the ground, passing by a spiked obstacle.