Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Sorry folks, I didn't add anything new or even witty in this one. It's just reedited. Yep.

Author's Notes: Other than to just increase the word count, I have nothing to say. Enjoy the chapter! And although this is somewhat shorter than the previous two chapters, the finale to this race is in the works, so keep your hopes up and enjoy the…um…eleventh installment of the 6th race!

Peppy Ankylosaurus: (squints his eyes after looking at the script) I don't think this is the eleventh installment, dude…

Shaddup…

Disclaimer: Blah…we won nothing official and all fan-made characters belong to their owners, yeah whatever…

"You know, I'm surprised that the author didn't have Waluigi in from the very beginning," Yoshi commented as he folded his arms.

"Because I'm busy doing stuff," Waluigi responded as he was running his taco stand on the side of the road, with Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi being confused as it was a clone of Waluigi running Waluigi's Taco Stand while the actual Waluigi of Yoshi Kart's universe was with his racing group.

"What the?" Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi stated in unison as they squinted their eyes, turning to each other and blinking.

Dr. Hoshi shook his head after several seconds as he sighed. "Oh just don't think about it. Let's get back to the actual racing.

Yoshi shrugged as he and Dr. Hoshi left the completely dark stage, the white spotlight that was on them turning off afterwards.


"Ladies and gentlemen, we have some news," Master Hand announced, "Sonic/Shadow/Amy, Misty/Max (May is still unconscious, by the way for those who want to know), and Tails/Cream/Cheese are all in places 21-19, where Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi are zooming in front at #18. Meanwhile, Gruntilda/Klungo are competing with King Dedede/Escargoon and Mumbo/Bottles. In 16-15 places are Cloud Strife and Squall, following in 14-13 places by Sora and Snuggles. Back to the race!"

"Hah, the master hand repeated what he had just said," A red shelled Lakitu whispered to the other as both of them laughed it up with each other, only for both of them to get zapped by an angered Master Hand.

"Looks like Gruntilda and Klungo are in a real racing challenge with Mumbo/Bottles and King Dedede/Escargoon," One of the recording green shelled Lakitus said, "But then again, the Final Fantasy characters Cloud, Squall, and Sora are fighting with each other, also."

"Yup," Another Lakitu said, recording the racing combat.

Gruntilda and Klungo were taking a good chance as they sped into a tunnel ahead of them. Mumbo grabbed a rocket launcher and fired it at Gruntilda and Klungo.

"Switch!" Gruntilda shouted, taking the wheel from Klungo.

Klungo grabbed an item box, revealing a mine, and he threw it behind him at Mumbo's car. Mumbo switched with Bottles, and he grabbed an item box, which revealed an electric bolt. Suddenly, Gruntilda and Klungo shrank in size, as did King Dedede/Escargoon, but Mumbo and Bottles weren't affected.

King Dedede and Escargoon both growled, as they slowed down, due to being shrunk. However, a few minutes later, they returned back to normal.

"Ha!" King Dedede laughed, "Escargoon, you take the driving while I attack the racers in front of us!"

Escargoon nodded. "Right!" He grabbed the wheel from King Dedede while King Dedede grabbed an item box, which revealed red shells.

Bottles made a sharp left turn as he avoid several spiky pillars. "Oh boy...I never knew that this racecourse had so many surprises..."

"Well, we are racing in craziest racecourse in Dinosaur Land so far. What not to expect?" Mumbo said, as he left several bubbles behind their car.

King Dedede fired the red shells at the bubbles, but they were not to any avail as they collided. King Dedede sweatdropped. "Aw crap! I thought the red shells would have got them!"

Escargoon nodded. "Yeah. Maybe the red shells can't penetrate through bubbles-WHOA!" He and King Dedede started slipping on some oil on the ground.

"Hahaha!" Mumbo and Bottles laughed as they watched King Dedede and Escargoon slip away on the track.

"You think you're so smart, huh? Well, Mumbo and Bottles-" Before Mumbo could finish, the car hit several tacks left over by Klungo. "HEY!"

Bottles growled. "Damn it! Gruntilda and Klungo managed to stop us in our tracks using tacks!'

Gruntilda gave Klungo a thumbs up. "Excellent job, Klungo. We took out the mole boy and skull shaman."

Klungo smiled. "Let'sssssss win thisssss race, missssstressssss..."

The two Banjo-Kazooie villains smiled at each other as they sped through the tunnel.


Cloud Strife swung his buster sword around. "GET THE HELL AWAY!" He dueled against Squall who was thrusting his gun blade at him from the drivers seat of his SeeD Van.

"Make me, spike head!" Squall shrieked, as he clashed his gun blade against Cloud's buster sword.

Sora meanwhile was sneaking up behind Squall and Cloud, two Keyblades in hand as he drove with his feet. "Heh heh heh... This is gonna be good..."

"Looks like Sora has taken a useful mushroom and zoomed right passed Cloud and Squall!" Master Hand excitedly announces, "Gruntilda and Klungo have managed to defeat King Dedede/Escargoon and Mumbo/Bottles in a racing combat frenzy, making them keep 7th place. So far, they are in the tunnel that will lead them to the district area, which will lead them to the bridge that leads to the finish line."

Sora kept on racing, trying to reach the next racers on the track. "Look out! Here comes the key holder!"

Ironically, the next racers were Homer Simpson/Abe Simpson and Marge Simpson/Lisa Simpson.

"Uh oh!" Abe screamed as he flailed his arms about, "Homer! Quick! Turn the car! We got trouble!"

Homer turned the car at Abe's request. "Wha? Who's there?"

"It's the Keyblade keeper, Sora!" Abe shouted, which brought attention from Marge and Lisa.

Marge and Lisa turned around just in time to have their car go up in flames, thanks to a Firaga spell from Sora. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAHHHHHHHHHH!" They went off the cliff, screaming in flames.

"See you in hell!" Sora cackled manically.

"Bah! Homer! Tat Keyblade-bearing punk just stole your phrase!" Abe angrily shouted, pointing at Sora speeding away.

Homer fumed. "He's gonna pay!" He angrily bellowed.

Sora drove up right beside Homer and Abe. "Then have a go at me, Fatso!"

"Why you little!" Abe angrily shouted. He grabbed a couple of spiny shells at fired them at Sora.

"YIKES!" Sora used his Keyblade as a bat and knocked the shells back at Homer and Abe.

"AHHH!" Abe cried, as the spiny shells came ricocheting back. "Homer! Turn the car! TURN THE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"

Homer turned the car quickly, but unfortunately, couldn't have time to avoid the shells. Sora then stopped and was next to Homer and Abe again.

"Hey Abe..." Sora said, peering into the window.

Abe sweatdropped, which was quite weird to see on a Simpsons character. "Uh oh..."

"Firaga." Sora said simply, and the whole inside of the car went up in flames.

Sora was speeding away from the flaming form of Homer and Abe's car as he sped ahead.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Abe and Homer yelled, as they went down in flames.

"Ohhhhhhhh!" Master Hand says, watching the scene, "This doesn't look good for Homer or Abe! But Sora seems to be full of confidence, as he is currently traveling at 88 miles per hours and is in 11th place. Homer and Abe Simpson are going to have to fix their car in order to get back into the race," Master Hand announces. He then turned to Taj the magic, blue elephant. "Taj, you may go ahead to announce."

Taj began his announcement. "Whoa! Sora is on a rampage on the track! Maybe he might take first place if he plays his cards right!"

Master Hand nodded. "Indeed, you are right, Taj. Now let's see how Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi are doing."


Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi were driving along the racecourse, with several buildings on the sides. Dr. Hoshi was talking with Molly while Yoshi was concentrated on driving.

"So go on..." Dr. Hoshi said as he was listening to Molly's plight.

Molly nodded, opening her eyes again. "Thanks you. Anyway, my stop is on the other side of the Waterwind Valley National Bridge. Can you take me there?"

Dr. Hoshi smiled. "We sure can!" He looked at Yoshi. "Right, Yoshi?"

Yoshi nodded, holding tightly onto the steering wheel as he was doing all of the driving. "Right!" He made a few sharp turns around the dangerous curves.


Meanwhile, in another section of the Waterwind Valley district city, there are two young kids; one a Velociraptor boy and another a Hadrosaurus girl. They watched some of the racers go by.

The Velociraptor boy rolled his eyes as he watched the racers go by, with a few people being injured as they tried to cross the racetrack. "Jeez. 'People try to pass, people lose their ass', all right."

The Hadrosaurus girl sighed. "You know, Paco, really shouldn't swear so much."

Paco, the now-known Velociraptor boy, sighed. "But, Britney, I mean, come on! That stupid Bumper needs to get in 10th place. And this person…" He watched Drumstick go by. "Annoys the crap out of me."

"I heard that!" Drumstick snapped back angrily as he gave the middle finger to both of the dinosaurs.

"...What are you guys doing?" A female Mawile asked, as she was holding a bucket of water.

We need water, Mawile!" Paco shouted back. "And these racers aren't helping!"

Mawile then notice that some of the other racers were coming. She turned to Paco. "Uh oh! The racers are coming!"

Britney, the now-established Hadrosaurus girl, gasped. "Quick! Throw it to us! Hurry!"

Mawile nodded, and she slid the bucket across the racecourse. The two kids on the left side stood there.

Mawile scratched her head. "What?"

"The other racers are coming!" Britney and Paco shouted.

Sora was barreling down the freeway, waving goodbye to another flaming wreck. Now he looked ahead for his next opponent.

"NOW! THROW IT NOW! HURRY! PLEASE!" The Hadrosaurus girl shouted frantically.

Mawile sighed as she placed the other bucket down. The female, reptilian-like, steel-type Pokemon pumped quicker, and once the container was full with water, she slid it over to the other side.

Snuggles sneaked upon Sora, who then took out a rocket missile and aimed at Sora. "So you want some of this," He said, firing the rocket missile at Sora' car.

"No way!" Sora shouted, as he knocked the missile back at Snuggles with his Keyblade.

Snuggles turned his car left to avoid the missile, which hit Heppy Ankylosaurus.

"AGH!" Heppy screamed, as he went spinning into a building. His car wasn't damaged, but he was off the racecourse. Heppy growled, but then decided to change his mind and focus on fixing his car to get back into the race. "Damn it... why does this always happen to me?"

Snuggles, on the other hand, was still chasing Sora, when he wasn't aware that Cloud and Squall returned.

"THUNDER!" Sora shouted, shooting a lightning bolt at Snuggles.

"Oh no you don't!" Snuggles said, as he placed upon a shield that reflected the thunderbolt, but it didn't hit Sora; instead, it surprisingly hit Haru Glory instead!

"Haru Glory?" Master Hand said in disbelief, "I can't belief it! The Rave Master wasn't heard from much, and he gets zapped! Looks like he's not having much luck in this race..."

Sora laughed. "Sucker! FIRAGA!" He set Snuggles' huge battle tank on fire.

"&$!&$#$!" Snuggles cursed as he went spinning backwards into Cloud and Squall, causing a huge fire.

Sora tossed another mushroom and sped off to claim 10th place from Snuggles.

"Sora is really getting on a good role!" Master Hand announces, "Maybe he'll be able to pass Bumper and Drumstick, after all! And speaking of racing stature, Gruntilda and Klungo are already on the Waterwind Valley National Bridge, which should give them 7th place!"

To Be Continued! Ha! You'll just have to wait 'til the next chapter, 'k? Yoshi!