Author's Notes: YAY! A New Commercial for Yoshi Kart! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Darthy Needs belongs to...Darthy Needs. (BADDA BOOM)
"Darthy Needs!" Darth Vader said in a happy tone, "The OFFICIAL new store of the 1st Annual Yoshi Kart Grand Prix! With all your needs for being Darthy!'
Peach came up to Darth Vader. "Excuse me, Darth Vader, but does this dress make me look fat?" She asked, pointing at her butt, which was covered by pink, heart-covered panties.
Darth Vader's jaw dropped, and his nosebleeded all over. He fell down in awe.
Peach gasped.
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Peach gasped.
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Peach gasped.
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Peach farted.
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Dr. Hoshi commented how bad and stupid the last four sentences were.
Mario became a multi-trillionare.
Luigi got his own rap group, "Teh Luegee Bruddas".
Pikachu became the president of Rare Ltd.
Banjo and Kazooie both moved to Ohio and made their own movie.
Kirby ran a 5-Star Resturant.
Yoshi, Peppy Ankylosaurus, Bronto, Boshi, Heppy, and Chad the Charmander all decided to become nerds and play Dungeons and Dragons.
Jigglypuff became the new mascot of Nintendo.
May became a teen idol singer and won in Videogame Idol.
Link was voted the sexiest videogame male, overthrowing Knuckles the Echidna.
Sonic was murdered by Marth in a freak car accident.
Roy and Popo married each other, and were confirmed to being gay.
Nana became an Italian.
Young Link brought a 50-Year-Old cat and named her 'Lucy Luu'.
Zelda ran for president in Nintendo City.
Sheik started a barbershop.
Ganondorf was sent to prison for overuse of alcohol.
Mewtwo owned the National Nintendo Bank.
Bowser started a new company, called 'Koopasoft'.
Birdo, Zirdo, and Shelia became female movie stars in a movie production called 'Barney the Dinosaur's Angels'.
Donkey Kong ruled the Videogame Realm.
Samus and Captain Falcon became bar owners and settled into the Nintendo City dumps.
Parry the Parrot got a cameo in this commercial.
Peach farted.
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Dr. Hoshi commented how bad and stupid it was to repeat the sentence.
Toad and Toadette were bred asexually.
Wario killed Solid Snake.
Pit, Zero Suit Samus, and Meta Knight were all thrown into the mental institute by Dr. Mario, Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, and a couple of men in white coats with needles.
Peach farted.
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Dr. Hoshi killed the guy in charge of this commercial.
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Darth Vader woke up.
"And so, buy all your needs...at DARTHY NEEDS!" Darth Vader said with everyone, as they all started giggling like little school girls.