Author's Notes: Well, well, well; you didn't expect Yoshi Kart to exceed over 70 CHAPTERS, now did cha? Hehe, only kiddin' with ya. But anyhows, which this aiming for 100 chapters or more, I'm proud to say that there is no end to this racing experience! Enjoy the chapter, ladies and gentlemen! And remember...
Dr. Zoidberg: I woulda given you money...
Pikachu looked behind the car he was driving in, noticing that Pipsy the Mouse was catching up. "Guys, we got a yellow mouse problem!" He shouted to Marth and Roy.
Roy snickered. "A yellow mouse problem? Aren't YOU a yellow mouse?" He joked.
Pikachu zapped Roy after that comment, and he grumbled. "I meant to add FEMALE to my statement..." He growled.
Roy moaned in pain, lying on the ground fter being parlyzed. "Owww...sorry."
Marth chuckled. "I'll handle this one, guys." He turned around and jumped on the cover of Pipsy's car.
Pipsy gasped. "What are you doing on top of MY car!?" The yellow feminine mouse squeaked.
Marth couldn't help but give off a hearty laugh. "Oh, my dear feminine mammal. I just wanted you to have some...of...THIS!" He started charging up his sword, and released the gripped energy through the roof of Pipsy's car, breaking it.
"OH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ!1!11!1!1!1!11!" Pipsy screamed, as she went spinning around in her damaged car before crashing into a spiked pillar.
"Really?" Pikachu remarked as he shook his head in disgust at Pipsy's exclimation. "Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously?"
"All right, Pikachu, we understand your plight. Just be glad we nailed her good." Marth stated as he felt confident in himself.
Roy gave Marth a high-five. "Nice job, Marth! I couldn't do it better than myself," He confidentally said with a smile.
Marth laughed heartly. "Well, my dear Roy, it's all in the sword." He held his sword proudly in the air. "With this, I can strike foes while surprising them with my beautiful body!" He smirked. "...And my special taria." He held his taria up joyfully and started giggling like a schoolgirl.
Pikachu rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Pfffft! As if..." The yellow, electric male mouse muttered to himself, getting a slap on the face from Marth.
Just when Roy was about to remark at Pikachu, Sora (Kingdom Hearts, for those who don't know but should know by this point in the entire friggin' fanfic) rammed into the trio of Nintendo characters on his motorcycle.
"GAAAAAAAAAAH!" Pikachu, Marth, and Roy all screameed, hanging onto the car as it collided with the right wall.
Sora laughed victoriously as he barreled past the three Super Smash Brothers characters at trememdous speeds of 128 miles per hour.
"Come on, can't this damn stupid thing go faster?" Gruntilda whined as she was driving her vehicle, swerving around the various bends as she went up the ramps and came back down with a thud. "I should be making everyone here bow to me, their master!"
"At leassssst we're getting ssssssome racing action for once..." Klungo muttered as he was chucking several different eggs behind, parts of them burning the road, and the others freezing it, causing some more mayhem in the stadium.
Cream scratched her head in confusion as she was still at the starting line, holding Cheese as Rouge came up to her. "Hey Rouge, whatever happened to Knuckles and Tails?" She asked.
Rouge shrugged. "Don't worry, Cream. They're just coming out of the hospital." She replied.
Tails suddenly appeared at that exact moment, covered by bandages and in stiches. "Ugh... Homer caused a lot of chaos..." He moaned.
"Ow, ow, ow..." Knuckles moaned, being pulled by Shadow, whose arms were somehow limp, "Stupid hosbital...I never want to see a bomb again for the rest of my life." He looked around. "And where's Sonic?"
Cream rolled her eyes. "Guh, he and Amy are already racing after you guys suffered from those injuries," She said, placing her hands on her hips, "And I just found a really mean review from Game Informer!"
"Dun dun dun..." Cheese murmured.
Knuckles grimaced. "Oh God...what could it be NOW?"
Tails groaned. "Turns out our new game received a nasty review."
"Ouch," Knuckles said, wincing, "So what score did it recieve? 6.9? 6.8?"
Tails sighed. "Somewhere along those lines."
"It got a 6.75 AND a 6.25!" Cream wailed, as she started sobbing out of control.
"This isn't a war. It's a murder," Cheese said in a serious tone, when he started snickering and repeated in a wise guy tone, "This isn't a war, it's a moidur." He bursted into laughter.
"CHEESE!" Knuckles roared, "STOP IT!" Unfortunately, Shadow wasn't holding onto Knuckles, so the red Echidna fell down off the wheel chair. "Oww...my face..."
"Where were we again?" Roy asked as he glanced at the script, smiling as he snapped his fingers. "Oh yeah! That's where!" He cleared his throat, and then shook his left fist angrily. "NO! If that stupid keyblade master thinks he's so smart, then he's dead wrong!"
Marth shook his head, and he was also angry. "Well...usually, I'm not the angry type as much as Roy is, and I'm not really an aggresive guy or anything, but..." He held his sowrd in an attacking position. "DOWN WITH SQUARE-ENIX!"
Pikachu sighed, getting the car back up in control and pulling it away from the right wall. "Don't worry, guys. I'll handle this," He said, as he started pumping up electricity in his pouches, and releasing the thunderbolts at Sora, zapping him into crisps.
"YES!" Marth and Roy cheered, as they gave each other a high-five and were now neck-to-neck with Sora.
Sora growled, trying to gtet his motorcycle back in control. He threw some banana peels at Pikachu's car, but watched in disbelief as Pikachu managed to avoid the banana peels. The next thing Sora knew was that Marth and Roy were in staring at him, smirking.
"Hey keyblade boy..." Marth began, charging up his sword as he started drawing energy into it.
"Let's see how you like being defeated by a sword, from the bearer of a Fire Emblem character!" Roy shouted, as both he and Marth unleahsed the energies of the swords onto Sora's motorcycle, causing it to erupt vuriously in flames.
"ACK!" Sora cried, trying to get the flames out, but with no success, "GAH! NO!" He started screaming as he went spinning around, completely out of control of his motorcycle s he crashed and started sinking into a quicksand pit.
Marth marked down a notch on the piece of paper he somehow acquired from Pikachu. "Let's see now...Nintendo: 1, Square-Enix: 0.."
"HA!" Roy laughed, patting Marth on the back.
Pikachu smiled. "Okay, guys, we took down the Square-Enix bishie dweeb. Let's go win this race!" He shouted joyfully, as he made the vehicle zoom past the injured and disqualified Sora, whom was laughed at by Marth and Roy.
The Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses start apporaching Diddy Kong and Alec Trevelyan by foot, about ti overthrow the positions of the two characters in the lead.
"What shall we plan with these two?" The DKR Walrus asked, causing mini earthquakes as he shook the earth with his massive body.
The Tyrannoyoshi Rex chuckles. "Wait just a moment, and you'll see. Those fools in the lead will knock each other out, sooner or later." He instructed, slowing down.
The other Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses looked at each other, then at the Tyrannoyoshi Rex, then back at each other, shrugged in unison, and they, too, slowed down.
Diddy Kong fired a rocket missile at Trevelyan. "You're going down!" He shouts.
Trevelyan throws a green grenade atn the rocket missile, which causes the missile to explode. "I don't think so, banana breath!" He taunts back, as he aims his AR33 at Diddy and opens fire on Diddy's car once more.
Diddy Kong places a green shield around his car, and he starts throwing orange bombs at Trevelyan.
Trevelyan cleverly dodges the orange bombs with ease. He rusn accross the right curve of the Deathtrap Stadium racecourse as the first portion turns into the second, more dangerous portion.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Alec Trevelyan and Diddy Kong are both going to the second portion of the dangerous and trap-filled Deathtrap Stadium racecourse!" Master Hand announces, "But things aren't looking good or bright for either racing character, as the Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses are right behind them, and are going at a steady pace."
The Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses chuckle evilly in unison as they approach Diddy KOng and Alec Trevelyan.
Heppy Ankylosaurus has recently zoomed past Peach nd Shiek (who were still trying to get their car back up), using rocket power to boost his engine speed.
"Yowzers! WOO!" The bold, purple Ankylosurus shouted gleefully, turning right as he avoided several spikes on the ground. "This stadium isn't a joke!" He concentrated on the road. "I better be extra careful out here. Now..." He looked at the interactive map screen on his purple kart, "If only I could be able to catch up to Alec Trevelyan, Diddy Kong, and the Yoshi Series/Diddy Kong Racing bosses..."
"Hey, purple breath!" Shouted from the bold and unforgiving Boshi, as he rammed his blue kart into Heppy's smaller, compact purple kart.
Heppy screamed, trying to keep control of his kart. "GAH!" He managed to get some control of his car, but he then turned to Boshi and strted shouting angrily. "WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, HUH!? YOU THINK YOU OWN THE ROAD!?"
Boshi merely smirked, letting out a small, but challenging chuckle. "I don't think, my fellow Ankylosaurus. I PAWN." He grabbed a red fireball and threw it into Heppy's engine.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Heppy dramatically screamed in the overused Darth Vader voice, before he and his purple kart went soaring into the sky, after the mini-explosion took plce.
Boshi laughed, smiling confidentally as he used his rocket booster and zoomed away to catch up with Mario and Luigi.
Heppy fell back down onto the ground, seconds later, his own kart fell on top of him.
"Ourgh...ow, ow, ow...my back..." Heppy moaned, being crushed by the kart and trying to get back up. He growled in anger and sworn to himself. "Grrrr...Boshi will pay...OH yes...Boshi WILL pay..." He growled to himself, chuckling evilly as he was still being crushed by his kart.
"Hey, remember when this story was all about racing?" Yoshi remarked as he kept driving into fake Item Boxes and yellow banana peels.
"Ha ha ha, no." Dr. Hoshi stated as he watched Gruntilda and Klungo zip past them.
"See you, fools!" Gruntilda cackled as she fired at spell at the two dinosaurs, turning them into a bunch of barrels.
"Yeah... ssssso long, sssssuckers..." Klungo stated, only to crash into the wall as he was driving, causing Gruntilda to beat the shit out of him.
Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi turned back into their regular selfs, getting back in on the racing action as they laughed at Gruntilda and Klungo's tussle.
We return to the starting line of the Deathtrap Stadium, where Cream keeps crying over the harsh Game Informer review of the next-gen Sonic the Hedgehog game, whereas the other Sonic characters are listening. Cheese, on the other hand, is becoming the comic-relief providing character.
"So, that's the whole problem, huh?" Shadow asked, after hearing the issue about the bad Game Informer review of Sonic the Hedgehog, "Well, I'd figure much. You know how much crtiticizing those jerks can be," He finished, nodded.
Rouge bristled angrily. "I also read that some assholes consider the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise dead!"
"YEAH!?" Knuckles roared, "Well, I'd like them to get a taste of my fi-YEOUCH!" He felt a back cramp. "Awww damn..."
"Haw-haw!" Popo laughed, pointing at Knuckles when he got whacked in the head from a mallet by Nana. "Oww!"
"Popo, behave yourself!" Nana angrily barked.
Popo whimpered. "Yes, sister..." He said in a worried tone.
Just then, an idiot paperboy came by. "EXTRA! EXTRA! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 06 SUCKS!" He shouted, throwing dozens of papers at the audience members that had the headline 'Sonic the Hedgehog SUCKS!'.
"WHAT?" Knuckles roared, now pissed, but still injured. "Oohh...this is gonna take some time for me to recover..."
Cheese looked at Rouge. "You know, maybe it would help if you helped Knuckles..."
Rouge looked at Knuckles worriedly. "Think you're right..." She ran over and helped up Knuckles.
Knuckles smiled. "Thank you-AGH!" He fell down again, this time on the paperboy. Knuckles sighed. "Oh well...at least I got to squish the stupid paperboy..."
Rouge helped Knuckles back up, and supported him. "That's a BIG consolation." She smiled.
"Ladies and Germs!" Ness joked, "Pikachu, Marth, and Roy have eliminated Sora! Now that's one less character in the Deathtrap Stadium race!"
The audience cheered wildly and in excitement as Ness strted doing an arkward victory dance.
Knuckles's eyes widened in surprise. "Wow...you think those Fire Emblem guys and that electric mouse Pokemon coluld actully take out a fan-attractive Final Fantasy character like Sora," He admired.
"My game series is Kingdom Hearts!" Sora's voice echoed. "The Final Fantasy characters had cameos in it!"
"Oh yeah..." Ness said, rubbing the back of his head nervously, "But still, you suck as a motorcyclist compared to Cloud Strife!"
Sora groaned. "Don't I know it..."
Knuckles started chuckling alongside Rouge. "Well, there's one less competitor in the race that stands in Sonic and Amy's way."
"Yayness!" Cream squealed, hugging Tails too tightly.
"Oof!" Tails grunted from the tight hug.
"Actually, it's suppose to sufficate you," Cream said, smiling as she hugged harder.
Knuckles sweatdropped. "That isn't healthy, you know..."
Cream rolled her eyes. "Tell it to the judge."
"A-herm, a-herm. Whassap, catz?" Ness shouted into the microphone, "For this chapter of the race, me and Taj are gonna announce, ain't dat right, Taj?"
"Yeah that's right." Taj nodded. "Master Hand had some business to take care of with Crazy Hand."
"And boy, it sure is some business, you know, in the bathroom." Ness says quietly to himself, chuckling as he rubbed his hands together, "Let's see how the racers are doing! Currentely the Star Fox crew are still trying to get the Great Fox up, and behind them are Sonic/Amy and Marge/Lisa/Bart, who were strangely absent from the race for a long peroid of time. Let's go to them now!"
Sonic the Hedgehog looked ahead of the Deathtrap Stadium racecourse with Amy Rose, at the currently grounded Star Fox team, who are fixing their arwings. "Oh man! That ship is blocking the entire track!" He exclaims.
Amy gasps. "Oh, man! I feel sorry for them!"
"That's it, keep them comin'," Peppy Hare instructed, as Falco Lombardi and Slippy Toad pushed the burned Arwings, with Krystal doing repairs for the Great Fox.
"Oh damn...we get blown up, and all of the other racers just leave us," Falco groans, "JUST GREAT."
Fox McCloud sighed. "Well, that's the competition for you..." He grunted as pushed his Arwing. "Man, what're we gonna do now?"
Slippy sighed. "I don't know, but maybe we should just give up...I mean, come on! Even the Kremling leaders are in the 3rd portion, and there are a total of 4 portions of this racecourse!"
Falco groaned. "I hate to say it, but I have to agree with Slippy on this, Fox."
Peppy slowly nodded. "Indeed. Just look how damaged ROB is." He pointed at Rob, who had broken circuits and wires coming out of his body.
ROB moaned, having no success on trying to get back up.
Falco then noticed Sonic and Amy coming up. "Hey Fox, maybe you should talk to those guys, in case we can get some help," He insisted.
Fox nodded as he went to the side of the track and flagged Sonic and Amy down.
Sonic and Amy noticed Fox flagging them down and stopped their Kart.
"Thank God, you guys came just in time," Peppy Hare says, appearing next to Fox, "We're in a jam of a pickle here."
"Care to explain, Fox?" Slippy said, as he was fixing up his arwing.
Fox nodded, and he turned to Sonic and Amy. "We got into a scuffle with K-Rools and Kremlings, and we ended up grounded with our arwings out of order." The humanoid mammal explained.
"Yeah, so we need all of the help we can get." Falco states, before seeing three of the Simpsons family members (Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson, and Bart Simpson) passing the group. "Aw come on!"
"Way to go, mom!" Lisa cheers, taking out a few mines, "The thrills of racing are still strong, and I can feel them right now!" She threw the mines behind her. "This is for you, dad!"
"You HAD to mention his name," Bart whispered to Lisa, "He's in the hosbital, and yet, we can -sense- him actually copying this off of TV!"
Lisa chuckled nervously. "Ehehehe...whoops..."
Marge turned around to Bart and Lisa. "Kids, don't worry! I'm sure your father's fine..." She said, in a bit of a worried tone.
Homer Simpson was indeed watching the whole Deathtrap Stadium race on the TV at the hosbital, and was writing everything down.
"Mr. Homer, there's a Mr. Moe who liked to speak with you," One of the doctors said.
"Moe, huh?" Homer asked. "Send him in."
The doctor handed the phone to Homer, whereas Moe, who was watching the Deathtrap Stadium race, was on the phone.
"Um, hello, uh, Homer." Moe says through the phone, "Who are you bettin' on? Barney says he is going with Pikachu/Marth/Roy, and both Lenny and Carl say that Koopa and Paratroopa are gonna win."
Homer shrugged. "Aw man... I'm not sure WHO's gonna win. Who are YOU bettin' on?"
Moe snorted. "Me? You're asking me? Well..." He started chuckling, "I'm not the one to gloat, but...I'm bettin' on Jigglypuff and Mr. Game-And-Watch."
Homer's eyes gleamed. "Wow...they must really be on a way to go in this race!" He exclaimed.
Moe nodded. "Yeah, so who are you bettin' on?"
Homer thought for a moment, and then he smiled. "I think I'm gonna be betting on Koopa/Paratroopa." Homer said, making his mind.
Moe smiled. "That's da way, Homer! Catch ya later!" And with that, he hung up.
Shelia the Stegosaurus is in 10th place, in between Link/Samus and Pikachu/Marth/Roy. Suddenly, a red shell, shot by Samus, zooms around the track. It homes in on the helpless Shelia. Fortunately, Shelia has an extra mushroom. She hits the gas and a stream of flame flares out from the rear of her yellow kart, shooting the yellow Stegosaurus directly in front of Pikachu/Marth/Roy. The red shell remains on trajectory, and Roy turns around. Pikachu and Marth also turn around, and they all suddenly realize that they are in the way of the shell about 2 seconds before it slams them off-track of the road.
"AIAIAIAIAIAIAI!" Pikachu, Marth, and Roy screamed, colliding into a mine left by another racer.
Shelia smiled, when she noticed that oddly shaped snowmen made out of mud were ahead of her on the path. "What the..." She said to herself in disbelief, "Snowmen? Made out of mud? That doesn't make sense!"
Shelia zooms past a group of about 7 mud-carved snowmen in the right-hand side of the track.
The next group of item boxes approaches. Shelia attempts to grab for one item box, but misses terribly. Link and Samus comes up on her tail.
"Outta the way, man!" Link shouts, as Epona runs past Shelia.
Shelia pulls out two mushrooms and throws them into the item slot in the kart. She rockets past Link/Samus, and pulls out a fistful of six bananas.
Shelia smirked, looking behind her at Link and Samus. "These bananas look good to eat, but I think you'd enjoy them more!"
She begins pitching them at Link and Samus, one by one. Link ushers Epona and the horse swerves and avoids the first two, but the third hits her and she spins out and falls onto the ground, taking Link and Samus with her. The other three are avoided by everyone else who have passed Link and Samus.
Shelia, having done her job with Link and Samus, now prepares herself to go over the first wooden bridge – only to find that it's gone! She groans in frustration, for she cannot slow herself, so she sighs and accelerates towards the bridge, and presses the jump button as she goes over the junk-filled chasm. Luckily, she lands on the other side with two feet to spare and continues on. Shelia starts to panic and is getting worried. Those mud-shaped snowmen weren't here when she examined this portion back at the area before crossing the wooden bridge. And there used to be another bridge-made completely out of steel-over the junk-filled pit. Something strange is up, and Shelia knows it.
Suddenly, a muffled BANG is heard, and Bumper the Badger-who was behind Shelia the whole time-is shot 8 feet into the air. The broken remains of a mud snowman lies on the road, along with the empty smoking casing of a bomb...Shelia instantly realizes what's going on. The "mud-like snowmen" are landmines!
Shelia turns the corier to find approximately 5 more mud-carved snowmen waiting for her arrival – a minefield. She gulps and she also finds a blackened Bumper near a hole in the steel wall.
Shelia drive up to Bumper. "Are you all right there, Bumper?" The yellow female Stegosaurus asks.
Bumper nods. "Yeah, I'm fine." He manages to get back up, and he and Shelia get moving forward. "Who the heck mined these mud-like snowmen, anyway?"
Shelia shrugged. "I dunno..." She growled. "But whoever it was, their not gonna get away with this. Not no way, not no how."
Dr. Mario, Princess Zelda, and Pichu were in 32nd place, ahead of Sonic/Amy, The Star Fox crew, Marge/Bart/Lisa, Pipsy the Mouse, Drumstick the Rooster, and Conker the Squirrel, but all the way behind the other racers, who have made it into the 2nd portion of the Deathtrap Stadium racecourse. Anyway, we find our three-focused and neglected Smashers approaching a short cut; a ramp next to the bridge that rides atop of the jink and garbage-filled trench.
Zelda, being the cautios member of the three characters, was a bit suspicious of the shortcut Dr. Mario has found. "Dr. Mario, are you really sure that this shortcut will make us catch up to the others?"
Dr. Mario nodded, giving Zelda a thumbs up. "Of course, Zelda! Do know and remember that I have a very intellectual brain, and I have over 100 PhDs."
"But doesn't Dr. Hoshi have over 1,000 PhDs?" Pichu interrupted, diving into his small pool of cheesecake, which took 1/3 of the vehicle.
Dr. Mario stuttured. "So what?" He cleverly retorted, with small vien appearing on his head, "Doctor Harryhausen Howard Hoshi is a lot older than I am, and he is also more skilled. Sure, I'm the 4th oldest member of the Super Smash Brothers, but not as old as nearly 180 years old!"
Zelda sighed, shaking her head. "Nevermind. Let's just go already."
"Yeah, whatever she said," Pichu added, liking his palms to get the small crumbs of cheesecake into his mouth.
Dr. Mario nodded in agreement to Zelda, and he drove their vehicle down into the junk-filled trench alongside the bridge of the Deathtrap Stadium racecourse that was the 'shortcut'. Unfortunately, the trench was filled with lots of garbage and old junk, so it was rather tough and difficult for Dr. Mario, Zelda, and Pichu to try and get through the dirty, garbage-spreaded path.
"See?" Dr. Mario said, smiling while Zelda sighed in frustration and Pichu continued eating his cheesecake, "We're making good progress already!"
Zelda started murmuring. "...Dr. Mario, to be completely honest with you, I don't really see this as progress...I mean, come on!" She groaned in disgust as she picked up an old, dirty car tire. "Look at this stuff! Gross!' She threw the car tire back into the nearby pile of garbage the three Smashers passed by.
Pichu started giggling. "This stuff isn't just garbage, you know; it's a playpen with many memorial things! And that equals fun to me!" He squealed, as he picked up several old Barbie dolls and started playing around with them.
Dr. Mario sighed and rolled his eyes. "Guys, please! Will you just calm down! I'm sure that nothing bad is gonna happen, and I'm sure nothing bad will come out of this, either..." He assured Zelda and Pichu, as the doctor carefully drove around the junk-filled trench. He made a sharp and quick right turn to avoid several broken pieces of glass beer bottles that were all over the ground.
Zelda shook her head in disgust and disbelief. "Geeze Louise, what kind of sick, disgusting and demented people hang around in these crap-holes? Drunkards from Springfield?" Zelda shuddered, looking at a few unconcious bodies of 'The Simpsons' drunkards.
Pichu's eyes started glittering. "Oooooooooooh...they look like fun!" He started begging Dr. Mario for one of the bodies. "Can we keep at least one, doc? Please?" He tried to make a cute cat-face.
Zelda fumed. "Pichu..."
Dr. Mario frowned, massaging his moustache worriedly. "Well..."
Zelda shook her head, waving her hands in the air in defense. "No! No!"
Pichu started making sobbing noises, with tears in his eyes.
Dr. Mario smiled a bit at Pichu. "Awww...how can I say no to a cute, cat-like face like that?" He admitted, stopping the vehicle to find a drunkard suitable for Pichu.
Zelda groaned in frustration and disgust, slapping her forehead while Pichu cheered wildly.
"Hey! Get off my back, you stubborn turtles!' Boshi shouted, throwing boomerangs at Koopa and Paratroopa.
Koopa reflected the boomerangs back at Boshi. "Keep off, dinosaur breath! And who are you callin' stubborn?"
Paratroopa tapped Koopa's back. "Um...Koopa? Who's driving the Koopa Kart?"
Koopa's eyes widened, and he gulped. "Oh...oh my." He looked at the steering wheel, which didn't have any hands on it.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Koopa and Paratroopa screamed, holding onto each other as they went straight into the mud puddles.
Boshi chuckled to himself as he watched Koopa/Paratroopa go into the mud puddles. "Hehehehehehehehehe...what a bunch of overrated n00bs," He said to himself, chuckling to himself as he was driving off to claim 4th place, and to catch up with the Yoshi Series/Diddy Kong Racing bosses.
"Hey guys, remember when we were relevant?" Yoshi stated to the Lakitus recording the race as he and Dr. Hoshi went over several ramps.
"Cause I sure as hell don't!" Dr. Hoshi stated as he chucked some green Koopa shells behind at Gruntilda and Klingo, who dodged them with ease.
"You're gonna have to try harder than that to beat us!" Gruntilda stated as she rammed her vehicle into Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, frowning as she clenched her right fist. "...Damn it, I can't think of a rhyme for that."
"Oh well... not all of them are winners..." Klungo remarked as he was looking up some porn of the female Smashers, with Yoshi glancing in shock and disgust, Gruntilda and Dr. Hoshi ramming their vehicles into each other.
Peach and Shiek are STILL stuck on the road, in 30th place as they try to get their car back up and running.
"Shiek, we tried everything," Peach groans, slamming her fist on the car, "We used rocket missiles, we used banana peels, we even used mines! But NOTHING is gonna get us back in the race!"
"Nothing..." Shiek started, smiling, "Except the power of..." He took out a bright, triangle-shaped object. "The Triforce of Wisdom!" He used its awesome power to restore energy to the vehicle, and withing seconds, it returned to normal.
Peach cheered, hugging Shiek tightly and even kissing him. "Oh, Shiek! You did it! You got our car back working!"
Shiek rubbed the back of his head, chuckling. "Awww...c'mon, now. It was nothing." He placed the Triforce of Wisdom back into his pouch. "Now let's get going. We can't afford to lose this race."
Peach nodded. "Right!" She grabbed the steering wheel, and slamming on the pedal, she and Shiek sped off onwards the Deathtrap Stadium racecourse.
Diddy Kong and Alec Trevelyan were still fighting over for the lead. They then noticed that in front of them were Link and Samus.
"WHAT THE!?" Diddy Kong and Alec Trevelyan exclaimed. "Link? Samus?"
Link waved to Diddy Kong and Trevelyan, chuckling nervously. "Ehehehe...what's up?"
"How did you get all the way in front of us?" Diddy exclaimed, swerving to the right to avoid a rotating fireball.
Samus sweatdropped. "Um...well...you see..."
Unbeknowest to Link, Samus, Diddy Kong, and Trevelyan, Link/Samus were actually a lap behind, which can be explained that Epona has saw a marking of carrots on a mysterious dirt path that lead past the starting line and over to the 3rd section of the Deathtrap Stadium racecourse, and after arriving on the main road, Link and Samus were unaware that they were behind the other racers. Thus, they were technically NOT in first place, but Diddy Kong and Trevelyan didn't know that.
"My head hurts from this logic," Popo randomly muttered as he was watching the race with Nana, who was comforting him.
"Don't worry, it might make sense soon." Nana stated, with the focus going back to the actual race...
"...Um... I guess... that's okay...?" Trevelyan said, confused before he heard the feets of the Yoshi Seires and Diddy Kong Racing bosses. "Oh crap, not these jerk offs..."
"Hey, look!" The DKR Triceratops shouted to his boss buddies, "It's that elf guy and his space girlfriend again!"
Ultra Brachiosaurus turned to the Tyrannoyoshi Rex. "What items should drop this time?"
Tyrannoyoshi Rex chuckled. "Oh, the usual. I think fireballs and ice balls will do the trick."
The DKR Octopus shrugged. "It you say so."
The Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses started leaving behing huge, hurdling balls of fire and ice, and they were also throwing the fire and ice balls at the racers ahead of them.
Samus turned around to see the hurdling balls. "Link, look out!" She shouted.
Link rolled his eyes. "Samus, just who in God's name do you think you are, Navi?" He said to his partner, "That's why I exactly killed her earlier."
Samus sighed and placed her hands on her hips, giving Link a look as if she was going to beat him up. "Link, just shut up and please tell Epona to-"
It was too late...
BAM! WHACK! EXPLOSION!
"Epona, NO!" Link and Samus cried in terror, falling on top of each other as Epona fell face-first on the ground, with ice and flames surrounding the pair.
The Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses all chuckled evilly in unison, as they were gaining afoot on Diddy Kong and Alec Trevelyan.
Diddy Kong turned around to see The Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses. He gulped. "Uh oh...the bosses are coming..."
Trevelyan growled, gnitting his teeth. "That means that we're both screwed..."
Peppy Ankylosaurus and Clario were starting to catch up to Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and, but this time, they were also behind Jigglypuff and Mr. Game-And-Watch. Peppy and Clario were determined to pass the two groups of racers.
"Can you find a good opening, Peppy?" Clario asked, throwing behind the vehicle several tacks on the road.
Peppy looked at the computer screen. "I'm afraid not but look!" He pointed at the screen. "At least we're in 8th place! We're gaining on the leaders now!'
Clario smiled. "Yiipee! Can I drive?" He asked, as he then did a cute imitation of a cat face.
Peppy smiled with joy. "Awww...a cute, cat-like face like that deserves ANYTHING," He said, as the yellow Ankylosaurus handed Clario the steering wheel.
Clario giggled, grabbing the steering wheel from Peppy Ankylosaurus and laughing maniacally, as the plumber pressed his foot on the pedal hard and sent the vehicle zooming next to Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, as well as Jigglypuff and Mr. game-And-Watch.
"Uh oh!" Jigglypuff shouted, "We got trouble?" She turned her head to Mr. Game-And-Watch. "Mr. Game-And-Watch, do we have any ammo at all?"
Mr. Game-And Watch saluted. "Let me check, Jigglypuff!" He grabbed a box, which was marked 'inventory box', and the 2D figure started looking inside the box for any good items to use. "No...no...no..." As he was searching he threw out certain items, like the Triforce of Courage, a Master Ball, and an X-Box. "Oh! A jiggy!" He picked up a jigsaw piece from the Banjo-Kazooie universe. "Hmmmmmm...maybe not," He said, frowning as he placed the jiggy back in, and resumed searching for any other item in the inventory box. He then pulled out one of Sora's spare keyblades. "What? A keyblade from Kingdom Hearts?" He shook his head. "Nah. This won't do at all." He placed it back inside.
Jigglypuff slapped her forehead. "Oi, what's taking so long to find an item, Mr. Game-And-Watch?"
"Hold on for a bit, Jigglypuff!" Mr. Game-And-Watch shouted back, "After all, it ain't easy to do this thing all by myself!" He continued looking in the inventory box for any other items.
Yoshi turned his head to notice Mr. Game-And-Watch looking for an item, when he turned his head to the back to see Peppy Ankylosaurus and Clario coming up. "Dr. Hoshi, I hate to spoil our victory racing, but we got comic-relief characters right behind our tails, at 12:00!"
Peppy and Clario fumed with rage. "Comic-relief characters!?" They then suddenly realized what Yoshi meant. "Oh...right..." They started laughing.
Dr. Hoshi sighed, continuing to drive Yoshi's kart. "I'll hold them off, Yoshi. YOU take the steering wheel."
Yoshi gulped. "Well...I...um...I don't know..." He said, rubbing the back of his head nervously.
Dr. Hoshi murmured and eyed Yoshi suspiciously. "And that is because...?" He asked in a curious tone.
Yoshi started stuttering, sweatdropping as he was. "Um...errrrrr...dah...gah...hrmmmm...well...I don't know..."
BAM! Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi screamed as they were hit by a bomb thrown by Mr. Game-And-Watch.
"Score!" Mr. Game-And-Watch smiled, as he started looking for another good item.
Dr. Hoshi slapped his forehead. "Yoshi, just take the damn steering wheel!"
"All right, all right!" Yoshi shouted back, as he took the steering wheel and made the car move to the right, hitting the side of Jigglypuff's vehicle.
"Gah!" Jigglypuff and Mr. Game-And-Watch screamed, trying to keep their car from tiping over.
Yoshi looked at Dr. Hoshi and smirked. "How was that for taking the wheel?"
Dr. Hoshi shrugged. "Well, it wasn't the best idea in the world, but I guess it'll do," He said, as he nthrew a mine at Peppy Ankylosaurus and Clario, who crashed into the mine and they were slowed down.
"Attention! The 3rd part of the Deathtrap Stadium racecourse is only a mile away!" Ness boomed cheerfully from a nearby loudspeaker, "Keep driving, racers! You're doing great!"
"HURRY!" Jigglypuff shouted at Mr. Game-And-Watch, assuring that her 2D partner would get something good.
Mr. Game-And-Watch started rushing like mad as he throughly searched the inventory box, when he suddenly thought of something. "Wait a minute...Jigglypuff, if you aren't driving, and if I was the one who was driving, then that means..."
Jigglypuff's eye widened, and she gasped, for she noticed that her hands were now off of the steering wheel. "Uh oh...who IS driving?"
Both of the Super Smash Brothers characters looked at the road, and then at each other in horror and disbelief as they headed into a wall. They screamed when they crashed into the wall.
Yoshi, Peppy Ankylosaurus, Dr. Hoshi, and Clario all turned away from what has happened to Jigglypuff and Mr. Game-And-Watch. Looking at each other and shrugging, Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Peppy/Clario all sped towards the steel-arch bridge that lead to the 3rd part of the Deathtrap Stadium racecourse.
Now, further in the 3rd part of the Deathtrap Stadium racecourse (which, by the way, the 3rd part is based on the Wario Stadium racecourse in Mario Kart DS (those who have had and played Mario Kart DS would be familiar with the track design)), the Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses have taken the lead away from Diddy Kong and Alec Trevelyan, who have both been attacked by the bosses. They are now being followed only by Boshi, who has taken out Koopa and Paratroopa several minutes ago.
"This is gonna be an easy win for us, my fellow chums!" The DKR Octopus chuckled, leaving behind bubbles as he moved accross the road, "No one is gonna overtake us!"
"Yeah!' The Ultra Brachiosaurus laughed, "And if those puny racers think they're gonna pass us, they'll be trampled before that even happens!" He caused huge earthquakes alongside the DKR Walrus, and both titans were laughing victoriously.
The DKR Dragon chuckled, tapping his fingers in success as he flew with his brethren monsters. "Now, all we have to do is leave booby traps for the loser racers behind, and we're scotch-free!"
All of the Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses looked at the DKR Dragon in a strange and weird fashion. "What? Scotch-free...?"
The DKR Dragon sighed and shrugged. "Hey, give me a friggin' break, will ya? I'm part Scottish."
The other Yoshi Series/Diddy Kong Racing bosses looked at the DKR Dragon, then at each other, then back at the DKR Dragon, and shrugged. They all turned around and started running again, leaving behind booby traps as they did.
Master hand returned to the announcing booth, appearing in front of Taj and Ness. "Hey guys. So what did I exactly missed?"
Ness shrugged. "Oh, nothing much. Why do you ask?"
Taj nodded. "Yeah. There was a lot of craziness while you were gone."
Master Hand nodded. "Well, the thing is, I'm back, and now we can announce without having any problems," He said, clearing his throat so he can announce in his announcing voice, "Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll be right back to the 1st Annual Yoshi Kart grand prix after these commercials"
And with that, the camera focuses on the huge, blank projectile screen, which starts playing a few commercials.
Author's Note: The following chapter has been approved by the head of-
Yoshi: Motherfucker, how did that get left in?
Dr. Hoshi: Don't worry, I took it out.
Yoshi: Good.
Toadette: ...you guys ruined it.
Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi: That''s the point.
Sonic: Anyway... where was this left off originally? Oh yeah. ...And it has also been sponsored by the Futurama DVD commentaries! I command thee readers to go and buy the Futurama DVDs wherever you can, and listen to the hilarious commentaries done by the production staff and cast actors!
Peppy: Now, time for him to make the 71st chapter of Yoshi Kart... or 100th, I dunno, but before I go, I got one last thing to say...RICHARD NIXON IS THE BEST!
Sandy Cheeks: No he ain't.
Luigi: Okay, okay.
Everyone else: ...
Luigi: What? I just wanted a word in.
Waluigi: Why must you be the punch line to everything? Why does it have to be you? Why must you be the vocal point?
Luigi: All right, I get it, let's go before the cops show up and end this on a cliffhanger or so-