Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I apologize in advance if the author's notes are too long. But, they have a narm charm to them, most people aren't really reading this, and it's not only 'retconned', but it's in the middle of the entire fanfic, too. So yeah. That, and the actual part of the chapter is bigger... and that's all I have to say. Enjoy.
Yoshizilla: Yeah, I got nothing to say - just that I'm impressed and sastified that I can finally finish all new parts of my previous races, and have no hassle or worry. Plus, I just gotta say that Viva Pinata is really starting to become my show of the year. No offense, Pokemon, but come on - I barely even look at Cartoon Network anymore. But I still play your awesome games. That's progress, at least, huh? Hehehehe. Whoop, I guess I should stop chatting and get on with the chapter. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: X-Box, Playstation 2, Gamecube. X-Box 360, Playstation 3, Nintendo Wii. X-Box One, Playstation 4, Nintendo WiiU. Microsoft X-Box, Sony Playstation 2, Nintendo Gamecube... phew, it gets really tiring saying that. Anyway, we don't own High School. Although if we did own High School, it would be very different, so I guess you should be proud that-
Yoshizilla: Shaddap, we don't want to hear your life story.
Disclaimer: But I have an interesting life story? Please? Maybe in another chapter, perhaps?
Yoshizilla: (sigh) Oh fine. But only this once.
Disclaimer: Thank you. Once more, we don't own anything official, and all different properties belong to their respectful owners. Man, it felt good saying that after, like, 7 months.
Yoshizilla: That's because you have no connection to Yoshi Kart.
Disclaimer: I do! I've been in what feels like more than 100 chapters of this stupid fanfiction that no one even reads anymore, and I deserve every bit of credit for providing entertainment to the viewers.
Yoshizilla: Then you should get your own show, or your own fanfic, for that matters.
Disclaimer: Meh, I've already have a job as a mere disclaimer that's suppose to tell you the things we don't own and we do own. So sue me.
Yoshizilla: I don't think that's a good idea.
Disclaimer: Why would- oh yeah, good point. A-herm. Enjoy the fanfic, and we're sorry that we've lagged so long over a stupid topic.
Yoshizilla: We're still yapping.
Disclaimer: Well it's your fault that this thing's stretched farther than we can stop, stupid.
Yoshizilla: Guess you could say that. But at least we're saving up for Mario/Luigi and Banjo-Kazooie-(blinks) Whoops, I said too much. Just read the chapter and ignore us.
Disclaimer: Yes, please. And don't even think of just going down to the bottom of the page and clicking that 'review' button when you actually didn't read the whole chapter.
Mario/Luigi are fighting with Banjo-Kazooie, in an attempt to gain ahead in the Deathtrap Stadium racecourse.
"Get-a out of our way-a!" Mario shouts at the bear and bird dup as he steers his RedFire kart from Mario Kart Double Dash, "We got no time to quarrel with the likes of you two!"
Kazooie scoffed, rolling her eyes. "Please! Me and Banjo can take you on, plumber boy!" She whacked Mario with her wings.
Mario took out several red fireballs. "You've asked-a for it!" He threw the red fireballs at the side of Banjo's car, burning it.
Kazooie growled, and she took the steering wheel from Banjo.
"Whoa!" Banjo screamed, holding on to the car's railings, "Kazooie, what are you doing?"
Kazooie steered to the right, ramming into Mario and Luigi. "Giving these plumbers a piece of my mind!"
Luigi screamed, holding on to the steering wheel after switching places with Mario. "Mario, what do I do?"
"Use the triple pack of mushrooms!" Mario said as he gave Luigi a triple pack of mushrooms.
Luigi threw the three mushrooms into the engine, and he slammed his foot on the pedal. The RedFire zoomed away from Banjo-Kazooie, using the power of the Triple Mushrooms.
Kazooie aimed carefully, and she fired two grenade eggs at the back of the RedFire. The assult was successful, as the back parts exploded, and gasoline started leaking from the back of the vehicle. Kazooie cheered. "Boo-yah!"
Mario and Luigi screamed as they saw the gasoline leak out of the RedFire's engine.
"Luigi! Give me black tape, and stat!' Mario said.
Luigi opened a bag, and he threw out several random items. He then got hold of black tape. "Mario, here!" He handed his older brother the black tape.
Mario took the black tape and he started wrapping it around the back of the RedFire. Banjo-Kazooie sneaked past the two plumbers, and sped off to victory.
Banjo clapped. "Kazooie, that was amazing! We managed to get pass those two plumbers!"
Kazooie chuckled. "Just one thing that you have to remember, Banjo...Never mess with a bear or bird." She made a power slide on the right curve, and continued driving.+
In a matter of minutes, Mario finally managed to fix the back, but not without sacrificing the RedFire's secondary engine.
"Good thing we have the first engine still in tack," Mario sighed of relief, grabbing the steering wheel from Luigi. "Luigi, hold on!"
Luigi gulped and grabbed the RedFire's back railings. "I'm ready to roll, Mario!"
Mario slammed his foot on the pedal, and the Mario Brothers went screeching all over the stadium. They performed more power slides through the swervy curves, and appeared right by Banjo and Kazooie.
"What, you again?" Kazooie gawked in disbelief, being a bit disappointed. "I thought we got rid of you!"
Mario laughed. "We're-a back..."
"In action!" Luigi finished, throwing a jab at Banjo.
Banjo blocked it with his backpack. "So you like that?" He started whacking his blue backpack on Luigi.
Mario took out a banana peel. "Eat-a this-a!" He threw the banana peel in front of Kazooie, but watched in dismay as the banana fell in the middle.
Kazooie smirked. "This will teach you." She fired a red colored fire egg at Mario, burning the red plumber's blue overalls. She then started ramming into the RedFire, attempting to knock Mario and Luigi off.
Yoshi the First and Doctor Harryhausen Howard Hoshi are speeding on the racecourse in 5th place. They have long since zoomed by Peppy Ankylosaurus and Clario, and are approaching a tunnel.
"Hey doc, look!" Yoshi said to his higher intelligent colleague, poitning to the tunnel nearby, "It's a tunnel. It sorta reminds me of that helpful well from the last races."
Dr. Hoshi nodded, examining the tunnel as he slowed the Turbo Yoshi down. "Indeed. I think it's a good idea to go through that tunnel, so we can end up further ahead."
Yoshi smiled. "Good idea, doctor!" He grabbed a mushroom, and then placed his hand over the engine. "Ready, doc?"
Dr. Hoshi turned the car to face the tunnel, and he started the Turbo Yoshi up. "Ready, Yoshi!"
Yoshi threw the mushroom into the engine, and the Turbo Yoshi went hurdling at high speeds into the tunnel, taking Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi with it.
Boshi is further ahead of the other racers in the Deathtrap Stadium race, and is currently only trailing behind the Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses. He chuckles to himself. "Hehehehehe. I will win this race and beat this stage with ease," The blue Yoshisaurus said to himself. He went barreling down the straight path and then made a sharp turn on the few, small ramps ahead.
Boshi sighed. "Phew. Thank God, that was a lot closer than I expected..." He took out a rocket booster. "Not that it matters..." He used the rocket booster to repel his kart over the ramps at speeds of 88 Miles Per Hour. (AN: Back to the Future Reference. YAY!).
"Great Scott!" Doctor Emmett Brown exclaimed randomly as he was in the audience.
"You said it, doc. This is heavy..." Marty McFly added as he was sitting right alongside Doc Brown, rubbing the back of his head.
"I sense a stupid gag from a certain famous movie coming along..." Master Hand muttered to himself, apparently seeing the sentence that was typed last.
...Oh wait... I'm not suppose to break the fourth wall in this fanfic... whoops...
"GET OUTTA HERE!" Master Hand angrily shouted, firing lighting bolts at the sky.
And apparently, I, the almighty narrator of this gigantic and popular story, am now officially dead. Anyway, back on the Deathtrap Stadium racecourse, Koopa and Paratroopa are now heading into the central section of the 3rd portion of the Deathtrap Stadium, which is modeled after Wario Stadium (from Mario Kart DS, for those who do not know still).
"Hey Paratroopa, I gotta say this," Koopa asked, "Why are you reading a 'Yoshi Kart: The Official Nintendo Player's Guide' guidebook?"
Paratroopa shrugged. "Hey, I gotta have some knowledge on the racecourses, no duh. Anyway, this thing has lots of good information."
Koopa rolled his eyes. "Like..." He said in a sarcastic tone.
Paratroopa murmured, looking at the guidebook again. "Well, I will have you know that this even has all of the sections of the Deathtrap Stadium marked down, so I would pay attention and listen if I were you."
Koopa's eyes lit up. "Really...?"
"LOOK OUT!" Paratroopa shouted, taking the steering wheel briefly from Koopa and turning right, narrowly escaping a collision with several mines and bubbled left behind by the Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses.
Koopa sighed of relief. "Phew...thanks, Paratroopa," He smiled, taking the steering wheel back. "I don't know how long it would have taken us to get out of that mess."
Paratroopa nodded. "Yes, now if you escuse me..." He looked at the map screen on the Koopa Kart, "I'm gonna look at the guidebook and keep an eye on any racers behind or ahead of us."
Koopa saluted. "Aye, aye, Paratroopa." He stepped on the pedal and went zooming down the straight, dirt path.
Birdo has managed to get back onto the Deathtrap Stadium racecourse, far behind Koopa and Paratroopa. She's currently in 16th place.
"Grrrrrr..." Birdo angrily muttered to herself, "I have to catch up to the other racers so I won't get left behind...Koopa and Paratroopa will regret messing with me and my top-notched kart..." She then slammed her foot on the pedal, and her pink kart went zooming off on the steel-paved racecourse.
(Mid Author's Note: I wanted to get the Deathtrap Stadium race finished before 2006 ends and 2007 comes, so this chapter will now cut to the finish of this race, where the racers are finally approaching the finish line.)
(Also, I'm too lazy to add new parts to it. Sorry, guys..)
"Ladies and Gentlemen," Master Hand starts, "We thank you for watching and supporting Yoshi Kart. Now, here come the racers, after a grueling challenge of the Deathtrap Stadium race!"
This received lots of loud cheers as Ness took the microphone.
"Yes, we sure got a lot of great racers making it here!" Ness shouts, pointing down at the first pair, "Oh! Here comes Koopa and Paratroopa, in 1st place!"
Koopa and Paratroopa waved to the huge cheering audience as they pulled into the finish line.
"In 2nd place are the Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses, followed in 3rd by Bowser/Ganondorf/Mewtwo/Wario/Donkey Kong!" Master Hand announces watching the two group of racers coming in.
Taj looked at the racers coming in from the commentary booth. "Looks like Peach/Shiek, Pikachu/Marth/Roy, Kirby/Meta-Knight, and Link/Samus are all coming in!" He announced, watching the racers pass the finish line, "That marks down 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th places!"
Jigglypuff and Mr. Game-And-Watch speed right after the group of racers passed the finish line, and crashed into a souvenir stand.
"OMG!" Nana and Saria cried, running down to the injured Jigglypuff and Mr. Game-And-Watch, "Jigglypuff! Mr. Game-And-Watch!"
Jigglypuff moaned, looking around. "Ourgh... are we in heaven?" She asked Nana.
Nana rubbed Jigglypuff's forehead. 'Well... you're a bit warm, so..."
"Does this injury make me look fat?" Mr. Game-And-Watch asked, pointing at his red, rather rumpy, nose.
Young Link and Popo, who came down after their fellow girls, started to chuckle, when they received glares from everyone. They then shut their mouths up.
"Ohhhh... I think we may need some First Aid help here!" Nana cried back to Saria.
Saria nodded. "I'll go call them!" She ran to the nearest phone booth to phone the ambulance.
Snake took out a cigarette and started smoking. "Oh yeah...now this is what it's all about," He said, smirking while smoking.
Pit started to cough, smelling the cigarette smoke. "Cough! Jeeze, Snake, can't you smoke somewhere else?" The angel boy left to rejoin with Link and Samus.
"Whoa, girl," Link said to Epona, getting off his horse and heading towards Pit with Samus, "So, you didn't expect us to make it, huh?"
Pit nodded. "Yeah. This race was REALLY crazy."
Samus chuckled. "Nonsense!" She held her cannon arm. "Just a blast from my cannon, and it'll knock down the competition!' She accidentally fired a blast at Link and Pit, knocking them into unconsciousness. She sweatdropped. "Uhm...whoops..." She dragged both Link and Pit into the seating area.
Pikachu got out and stretched. "Hmm... I wonder how long it will take for those SEGA, Square-Enix, and Simpsons guys to get here," He said to Marth.
Marth shrugged. "I don't know... maybe forever... and-HEY!" He looked around crazily. "Where did Roy go?"
Roy was giggling like a child, riding a kiddie roller coaster nearby. "Wheeeee!"
Pikachu and Marth sighed, rolling their eyes. "Oh brother..."
"In 8th, 9th, and 10th places are...Boshi, Birdo, and Diddy Kong!" Taj announces again, "Followed in 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, and 15th places by Bronto the Brontosaurus, Tiptup the Turtle, Krunch the Kremling, Alec Trevelyan, and Gruntilda/Klungo!"
The following racers waved to the audience as they passed the finish line and got out of their cars afterwards to salute to the audience, who were cheering crazily.
Mario/Luigi and Banjo-Kazooie were coming in, their cars totalled.
"Wow...we made it!" Banjo said, letting out a sigh of relief, "At least the car didn't break down..."
Right as Banjo said that, the vehicle for which he and kazooie were riding in suddenly exploded into many tiny pieces.
Kazooie rolled her eyes. "Wow, Banjo, you're right-this car IS stable," She said, with a strong hint of sarcasm.
Mario and Luigi also experienced a similar event, right after they crossed the finish line, their kart exploded into many tiny pieces.
"D'oh!" Mario growled, "So much for our good luck, eh Luigi?"
Luigi sweatdropped, shaking his head as he looked down on his broken seat. "Mamma-mia... it's a good thing that we're taking a break from the next race."
"Banjo-Kazooie and Mario/Luigi have placed in 16th and 17th places respectfully," Master Hand announces loudly, "Here comes Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, in 18th place, right out of the tunnel."
Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi zoomed out of the tunnel, and have passed the finish line right after Banjo-Kazooie and Mario/Luigi.
"Phew! Thank God we made good progress, huh doc?" Yoshi laughed.
Dr. Hoshi sighed, adjusting his glasses. "Yoshi, if it wasn't for your amazing good luck and excellent driving, then I don't know if we could make it here in the 1st place."
Yoshi scratched his head in confusion. "Erm...what?"
Dr. Hoshi sighed and slapped his forehead. "Ugh, forget it, Yoshi..." he got out of the Turbo Yoshi. "Let's just wait for the others to come."
Yoshi smiled. "All right." He got out of the Turbo Yoshi also. "Gee, I wonder how Homer Simpson is."
Homer Simpson was in the hospital still, but was cheering wildly and throwing a party with the doctors, nurses, and even the patients, for he has won over $10 million after watching Koopa and Paratroopa getting in 1st place.
"YES! I WON, I WON, I WON!" Homer exclaimed as he was happy, randomly being showed millions of green dollar bills that were falling from the ceiling, with the Yoshi Kart race having been played on the television sets and the radios within the hospital for everyone to see and hear.
"In 19th, 20th, 21st, 22nd, and 23rd places are Humba Wumba/Brentilda/Jamjars/Jinjo, Max/Misty, Pipsy the Mouse, Drumstick, and Waluigi/Daisy/Toad/Toadette/Stanley the Bugman!" Master Hand, Taj, and Ness all announce in unison.
"Coming up next in 24th, 25th, and 26th places are Peppy Ankylosaurus/Clario, Zirdo the Birdosaurus, and Shelia the Stegosaurus!" Ness says, being a bit confused, "I can't believe that these guys came in these places!"
Peppy had a big frown on his face. "Yeah. We suck."
"If it wasn't for me having to go to the bathroom so much..." Clario said, slapping himself many times.
"Conker, Timber, and Heppy Ankylosaurus are in 27th, 28th, and 29th places, and my, they sure look better than the others!" Taj observes, looking at the racers coming in, and turning around to see more racers arriving, "Here come the Flying Krock and Eggman/Scratch/Grounder, both respectfully in 30th and 31st places."
Master Hand looked in the horizon. "Still no sign of Sora, Cloud, or the-WAIT!" He noticed a moving, yet weakened, Great Fox arriving, "Here comes the Star Fox team, in 32nd place! Remarkable!"
"Steady, steady..." Fox McCloud issued, when the Great Fox fell to the ground, knocking all of the members out into unconsciousness.
Ness smiled. "Boy, am I glad to be a guest announcer. This is great stuff!" He started chuckling.
"Shut up, Ness," Master Hand and Taj angrily muttered.
Ness frowned, and he started to mitten gloves for no good reason. "I'll be good..."
"Anyway, here come Marge/Lisa/Bart at least, in 33rd place," Master Hand announces, less booming then he was a while ago, "Cloud Strife and Sora, being pulled by Cloud's motorcycle, are arriving in 34th and 35th places."
As the two Square-Enix characters pass the finish line, a few minutes pass, and the audience and racers are starting to murmur about Sonic the Hedgehog and Amy Rose.
"Where could those damned hedgehogs be?" Master Hand growled, looking at the clock, and then at the camera, "We'll be right back after one commercial."
And with that, the scene faded into the background of the entire Dinosaur Land continent, and then faded to black.
Later on, after the racers were gathered at the end, with a certain pair of speedy anthropomorphic hedgehogs still not present...
"Ladies and Gentlemen," Master Hand starts, reading cue cards that Ness is holding in front of him, "We welcome you back to Yoshi Kart, and might I add, it's been a hell of a race!"
"Unfortunately," Taj says, who is also reading the cue cards, "Sonic the Hedgehog and Amy Rose have yet to appear after the time limit, and so they were cut out of this race. AKA they won't get points."
"Now then," Master Hand says again, "Here are the following status and points for the racers of the Deathtrap Stadium race who HAVE made it over the finish line: Koopa/Paratroopa, 40; Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing Bosses, 38; Bowser/Ganondorf/Mewtwo/Wario/Donkey Kong, 36; Peach/Shiek, 34; Pikachu/Marth/Roy, 32; Kirby/Meta Knight, 31; Jigglypuff/Mr. Game-And-Watch, 30; Link/Samus, 29; Boshi, 28; Birdo, 27; Diddy Kong, 26; Bronto, 25; Tiptup, 24; Krunch, 23, Alec Trevelyan, 22; Gruntilda/Klungo, 21; Mario/Luigi, 20; Banjo-Kazooie, 19; Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, 18; Humba Wumba/Brentilda/Jamjars/Jinjo, 17; Max/Misty, 16; Pipsy, 15; Drumstick, 14; Waluigi/Daisy/Toad/Toadette/Stanley the Bugman, 13; Peppy Ankylosaurus/Clario, 12; Zirdo, 11; Shelia, 10; Conker, 9; Timber, 8; Heppy Ankylosaurus, 7; Flying Krock, 6; Eggman/Scratch/Grounder, 5; Star Fox, 4; Marge/Bart/Lisa, 3; Cloud Strife, 2; and Sora, 1. No points are given to Sonic/Amy, since they got over the time limit." He sighed after reading the racers' names.
"And that's all the time we have for," Taj says, wiping his forehead with a napkin, "Be sure to catch us tomorrow in the Rocky Castle racecourse tomorrow, where all of the other racers will get a chance to get enough points."
And with that, the announcements ended, and Master Hand and Taj both headed for the staff building, right next to the McDonald's.
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Left this in because it held some nostalgia. Yeah.
Yoshizilla: (sips tea) Oh, that's it? I coulda sworn there was more...
Disclaimer: Well, we chattered up a storm in the beginning, we barely left any room at all for the actual chapter.
Yoshizilla: Well it's a good thing that this race is completed already. I just wanted to add a chapter to let the audience know that Mario/Luigi and Banjo-Kazooie are alive and well.
Disclaimer: Yeah, in a sixth sense! (laughs)
Yoshizilla: ...I hate you.
Disclaimer: That's nice. (sips more tea)
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...And I also left this in because it held some nostalgia. And narm entertainment for those who get a kick out of this for some reason. Yeah.
Beginning Author's Note: Merry Christmas! I hope that you all enjoyed your Christmas, because I did. I got the perfect gifts for 2006, so I hope you will all enjoy your gifts as much as I enjoy mine! And now, for your enjoyment, here's...YOSHI KART! But I gotta say, I'd like to thank my friends Milleniumon the Sonamy Freak and NinjaAki for helping me make the craziest chapter of 2006 for Yoshi Kart, so I hope you'll all cheer and laugh! Well...actually, they DIDN'T help-but they DID help me. A bit. Sorta. (Cough, cough). Just enjoy the last chapter of 2006, everyone.
Disclaimer: Ho ho ho, we give out moles, and no no no, we don't mean trolls.
Yoshizilla: Annoying, your rhyming is. So stop it, or I will not get the chapter up.
Disclaimer: (Sighs and shakes head) Oh...if I must.
End Author's Note: And ending the race with that, I am pleased to say Happy New Year! See you all in the year 2007!