Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: At the rate I'm improving this magnicifent pile of fanfic sickness, I probably will hit the million word mark. Not that it matters, but it would be nice, especially considering that I'm willing to fix up and add on to all of the bullshit that I (and my friends) have spewed. Hopefully the newly added material will fare better than the recycled crap you all have already seen. Well, enough of me, enjoyed the immensely improved chapter! (shudders) As well as the horrible OLD author notes that immediately follows this one... or would, if it wasn't for the fact that I archived them somewhere else for me to cringe at.

The Complete, All-Around, Friggin' Repetitive List of Racers in the 1st Annual Yoshi Kart Grand Prix That Don't Even Actually Race In The Stupid Thing (wasn't it just called Yoshi Kart? Stupid Willy Wonka...):

1. Shit No One Wants To Read

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: AAAAND extra note; even though I'll have already mentioned this in the very beginning chapters by this point in time, the grouped characters can split to make it more fun and challenging. And plus, for more action and slightly more character development. I just wonder if this will ever make it onto TV Tropes... nah. Enjoy!

MEANWHILE AT VALVE... ERR...I MEAN, THE YOSHI KART MCDONALD'S HOTEL... seriously? Why did they even called it that Completely stupid and unoriginal at it's fine-

"Oh shut up already!" King Bowser Koopa exclaimed as he was cleaning up the exterior of his Koopa Klown Kar.

"All right, everyone, gather up!" Master Hand shouts very loudly at the tip of his lung, as all of the people in the audience and all of the racers gather around the outside.

"What is it this time, Master Hand?" Yoshi asks out of curiosity, drinking some orange juice out of his mug.

"It better not be something stupid." Sonic The Hedgehog remarked as he was feeling impatient, his arms wrapped around the back of his head.

"Knowing Master Hand," Pikachu chucked as he was licking some ketchup packets he stole from the McDonald's, "It probably is."

Master Hand chuckled nervously. "Well...erm..." He received even more glances from everyone than previously before.

Taj suddenly appeared next to Yoshi. "I'll explain, Master Hand." He turned to Yoshi and all of the other racers and random people of the huge audiences. "We're going to have another one of our somewhat famous and less-appreciated clip shows."

"What!?" Everyone stated in disappointment.

"You have got to be kidding me!" Peppy Ankylosaurus exclaimed in horror. "Another fucking recap? Again!? Why?"

Taj sighed, shaking his head as he gave out his big explanation. "Because very recently, in fact as I'll let you all know, Yoshi Kart has gotten some terribly bad ratings as of this moment, and it's usually crappy, long, and overrated clip shows of huge, famous, popular, and highly successful fanfics with GOOD ratings that usually saves it from being doomed all over." The blue genie Elephant explained.

Dr. Hoshi nodded, rubbing his chin. "Sounds like a good idea to me. Even if it's pretty bland and unoriginal."

"And stupid," Waluigi swiftly added, smirking as he drank some of his Pepsi.

"Then put in the DVD already, Master Hand!" Pikachu shouts, "We're desperate over here!"

"Yeah." The Cowardly Lion added as he was there for no real reason, other than to be the feline in the room.

Master Hand shrugs whatever shoulders he has. "All right, if you insist. Everyone, please take seats and focus all of your attention on the huge, gigantic, over-the-top, HI-FI projectile screen." Master Hand places in the DVD as all of the racers and audience members focus their attention to the huge, gigantic, over-the-top, HI-FI projectile screen, where the previously held races are being shown for the first time, in their recorded glory.

And like a snap of the finger, everyone ran off, quickly placing cardboard copies of themselves in place.

Waluigi was seen racing in his purple colored, Petey Piranha like Piranha Prowler car around the Deathtrap Stadium, with it being a blatant ripoff of Waluigi Stadium from Mario Kart Double Dash, as well as the various stadium tracks from Mario Kart in general.

"Wah." Waluigi stated as he swerved around several corridors blocked up by hordes of black Muncher plants from Super Mario World, trying not to get squashed by the various Thwomps that were present. "I don't get enough respect to be part of this shit."

"At least you actually have a meaningful part in this stupid story!" Pauline pouted as she was still quite upset, her arms crossed together as she wasn't participating in the race.

"Hey, how come this footage isn't exactly accurate with the actual race?" King DeDeDe asked as he was munching on a tomato topped pizza.

Meta Knight simply moved his stubby hands around, facing DeDeDe. "Because no one reading this really gives a shit about accuracy. It's a stupid crossover story featuring characters from all over the place racing first, and then having random shenanigans later."

"Great point." DeDeDe remarked as he picked up a barrel full of wet vegetables and gobbled them down all in one gulp.

Escargoon sighed as he placed his left hand on his face, shaking his head. "You certainly are one of a kind, your majesty..."

Finally, after the entire recap played through, Master Hand turned the DVD off, and he turned around. "So what do you guys think-WHAT THE!?"

Much to his dismay, everyone else were gone, having been bored of watching the same, exhilarating race they have been watching previously. The obvious cardboard copies were notably all face flat on the ground, having toppled from the very beginning.

Master Hand shrugged, sighing to himself. "Oh well. It's not like I forced them to watch the whole thing, anyway." He teleported out of the area, happy to have at least another clipshow to help Yoshi Kart's ratings go higher.

Author's Notes: Well, for those who haven't been here in the past months, or haven't gotten the time to read the chapters by themselves in their own glory, this chapter was simply for those who want long chapters, not more additional ones. And since this was a recap like the first Yoshi Kart Recap, this will be titled as the second. So I hoped that you took the time to enjoy it! See you all in the Rocky Castle Mountain race next time!

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...Well, time to do some races on actual Mario Kart courses. Fufufufufu.