Somewhere in the cursed land of Phillips CD-I...
"Gee, it sure is boring around here," Link stated while he rolled his eyes and stretched his arms.
The King of Hyrule placed down his cup and glanced towards Link. "Mah boi, this peace and DINNER is what all true warriors strive for."
Link shrugged. "I just wondered what Ganon is up to..."
It is the that Gwonam, the famous wizard of Koradie, flew by towards the balcony of the castle in his orange-colored carpet. Bowing, he stated, "Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have gone off to Dinosaur World to watch the first annual Yoshi Kart grand prix," He explained, looking up at the King.
The King rubbed his chin. "Hmmm... how can we help?"
Gwonam pulled out a random yellow-colored scroll. "It is written..." Gwonam started, pointing at the strange red text, "Only Yoshi Kart can provide the craziest racing game yet, and that it is a proud sponsor of YouTube Poop."
The King heartily laughed, alongside with Link, who randomly shouted, "I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!"
Gwonam sighed, and he flew off, back towards Koradie, where Ganon's other minions have started to take over.
"I swear to Christ are we ever gonna have chapters that actually involve me?" Yoshi complained while racing around on the moat surrounding the CDI castle.
"You will DIE." CD-i Ganon proclaimed for he did his iconic meme face and then zapped Yoshi.