Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Who would thought that I'd be desperate enough to let the DISCLAIMER get a friggin' chapter here, huh? Must be why Yoshi Kart is so god damn popular. (groans)
Yoshizilla: You know, the Disclaimer has pretty much been bushed out lately, and since he went through all this trouble for nearly 2 years, I think it wouldn't be bad if he got his own chapter. I just hope it doesn't F-up Yoshi Kart.
Disclaimer: Finally, my potential will be realized. But I'm still pissed at you for several, unnamed reasons.
Yoshizilla: Ehehehehehe...(sighs and lowers head) Oh.
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Oh joy, I'm squealing in my panties. By the way, had it not for all the recent fix ups and adds on to the story... it WOULD HAVE fucked up Yoshi Kart. Not that I'm concerned anymore. It's already fucked up! Heh, heh, heh.
The Disclaimer went walking through the streets of Gabeon Port, a random port on the shores of the Pterydactyl Plains. He went into the McDonald's and headed straight for the counter. "Is this where you apply for a job at McDonald's?"
"Uh...no, but if you want one, I'll have the guards beat the crap out of you, and later for some reason have them pick you up," The counter lady said, "Will it be the regular guards, or the extra tough guards?"
The Disclaimer thought for a moment. "I'll have the regular guards." He recieved a paper from the counter lady. "Thank you." The Disclaimer headed out of the McDonald's, and snickered to himself. "All right, time to fill in this baby."
Five Minutes Later
The Disclaimer was found half beaten on the side of the road. He looked up, coughed up a little blood, and called out to the two regular security guards. "See if I ever apply for a job again!"
The regular security guards snickered and walked back into the McDonald's, not forgetting to throw the application out.
The application landed on the ground, and soon was thrown away. The Disclaimer didn't understand why they didn't hire him, he was honest. He looked over his application to be sure they got the right one.
Name: Dabloancho Nettegero Lampiezra Lordikookilopenaphaza Yiyi Forgetmenot Disclaimer Randomloserpants
Sex: Look down and you'll find the answer
Desired Position: Anything to get it up the ass, please.
Desired Salary: $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and 40 cents, with sugar on top
Education: I got rid of that (BLEEP) a long time ago, along with my high intelligence and sanity.
Last Position Held: Well, I was on the ground of my bathtub face up- You know what, that's a personal question you asshole!
Salary: What salary? The only salary I get is from that fu-
Most Notable Achievements: Being a disclaimer for every frickin' chapter of a completely stupid and horrible racing fanfic
Reason For Leaving: My 198 wives were no good (BLEEP) (BLEEP) from the bottom of Satan's (BLEEP)
Available to work: No (BLEEP), Sherlock.
Preferred hours: What hours? I'm a Disclaimer
Do you have any special skills: Damn straight! I can disclai- Oh who am I kidding?
May I contact your current employer: Sure, as soon as I get one.
Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting up to .5LBS: Yeah, it's called ROMs.
Do you have a car: Why? So you can steal it?
Have you ever received any special awards or recognition: I received the 'Lousy OOC character' award for being the worst OC that could ever exist. I don't even have any frickin' character developments!
Do you smoke: Your mom smokes.
What would you like to be doing in five years: beating the crap out of myself for meeting with Yoshizilla.
Do you certify that the above is true and was answered to the best of your knowledge: Yes, and I dare you to prove me wrong!
Sign Here: Screw you.
The Disclaimer sighed and started walking away, with people watching him go as they peered at the application.
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ... (blinks) Wat. "Dabloancho Nettegero Lampiezra Lordikookilopenaphaza Yiyi Forgetmenot Disclaimer Randomloserpants"? I can understand the last part of the name, but seriously, this name doesn't even make sense. Wouldn't it just be better if he was called "Disclaimer Randomloserpants"? I mean, for crying out loud, part of his name is "Yiyi". YIYI.
Yoshizilla blinks in shock as he shook his head. "What the hell... That was terrible!"
Disclaimer growls as he folds his arms. "Well, I told you that I have lack of character development!"
Yoshizilla slapped his forehead while groaning in disgust. "That's because you're a DISCLAIMER!"
"No, that's because your mom is too busy tryin' to get you a Nintendo Wii, a Playstation 3, AND an X-Box 360." Disclaimer retorted, albeit a very pathetic way.
"THAT IS NOT TRUE! Erm...uh...you know what?" Yoshizilla stuttered, pointing out the obvious, "Your chapter sucks, and because I want this to be Yoshi Kart related, I shall now do a chapter bit.
Disclaimer sighs as he rolls his eyes. "Oh great."
Mario did the Mario.
"DO THE MARIO!!! Swing Your Arms from Side to Side, come on, it's time to go Do The Mario! Take One Step, and then again, let's Do The Mario, all together now! You got it! It's The Mario! Do The Mario! Swing Your Arms from Side to Side, come on, it's time to go Do The Mario! Take One Step, and then again, let's Do The Mario, all together now! Come on, now! Just like THAAAAAT...!!!"
"That was horrible!" The Disclaimer shouted, "There was absolutely no point to it, and it only had Mario doing something stupid!"
"Oh yeah?" Yoshizilla argued, taking out a green palleted Nintendo DS, "Well, take a look at this!"
Quick Note from Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Actually, that was the best part of the original fanfic... at least until... THIS!!!
Yoshi sighs as he stretches his arms, approaching the main hub room within the McDonald's Hotel, overhearing someone's comment on TV Tropes. He chuckled as he rubbed his large, green nose. "TV Tropes DOES have a way of ruining your life - LOOK ITS IM MEEN ON AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!" He then gets pawned by a giant fire bear. Ironically enough, I. does pass right through the hotel, breaking the glasses even, IN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK.
"It's a special kind of havoc, from a special kind of guy!" I. gleefully laughs as he rolls around the room, leaving tire tracks on the ground.
Dr. Robotnik, in his Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog incarnation, randomly comes screaming into the room. "PPPPPIIIIINNNNGAAAASSSS!" He then uses his PINGAS to break Tails's skull into tiny bone fractures.
"ACK!!!!" Tails screamed in pain, losing all thoughts of his memory.
M Bison just so happened to be watching the scene. "YES! YES!" He promptly records porn while doing the Bison dance.
Mario turned his head around his right shoulder. "REMEMBER, TOASTERS TOAST YOU!!" He laughs joyfully as begans spouting random toasters at fire, causing an inferno amongst the hotel.
Mama Luigi holds tightly to Yoshi as he screams, "HEEEEEAAALLPPP!!!" Suddenly, magical giant bagels appear, doing strip teases. He grins and poses. "That's Mama Luigi to you, bagels!" He wheezes while grinning.
Grounder spots Sonic the Hedgehog nearby, who's watching all of the chaos enfold. "SONICK!!" He runs towards Sonic, but gets caught in one of Scratch's traps.
Pikachu electrocutes himself and bumps into Gay Luigi, causing large blue-colored bowling balls to appear out of nowhere and begin smoking while doing barrel rolls for Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon suddenly plays with himself. "YESZ!"
May farts, much to her embarrassment as she giggles.
Dr. Robotnik grins as he sees this. "Oooh, that's GOOD..." He takes out his pingas and begins to fap furiously.
Sonic and Knuckles throw a bloodthristy shark at Robotnik.
Robotnik promptly kills Sonic and Knuckles, as well as the bloodthirsty shark, with his PINGAS. Robotnikclaus gets jealous and freezes the world with his haPPINESS.
Blaze the Cat quickly rushes towards the scene and thaws out the word, making Robotnikclaus angry.
"NO!" Ganon exclaims in horror as he gasps for forgiveness.
Morshu rides a mad monster rollercoaster and suddenly chops everyones' penises off, uses penises to form bombs.
"YOU WANT IT!? IT'S YOURS, MY FRIEND. MMMMMMMM!!!" He states as he transforms into a steam roller, making broccoli shoot out of his butt.
Gwonam quickly takes off in his carpet, catching on fire from the broccoli. "SQUADALAH, WE'RE FUCKED!"
Mr. Krabs then popped out of nowhere and laughed as he grabbed money from everyone, before pointing the spotlight at his deformed form, Moar Krabs. "Take it away, meself!"
"MOAR! MOAR, MOAR MOAR MOAR! Moar moar moar moar moar moar moar! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR MOAR MOAR! moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar!" Moar Krabs sings as he scares the crap out of nearly everyone.
Ike has a plate of mashed pototaoes dropped on his feet. As he attempts to eat it, he gets rammed by a train that's singing the Batman theme song.
The King of Hyrule, Harkinain, takes one sip of his coffee as he remarks, "Mah Boi, this fail is what ALL true warriors-" He gets tuba'd by a bumble bee wearing plumber overalls while doing the dishes... IN SPAAAAAAACE.
Link groaned in disgust as he slapped his forehead, watching all the madness ensue. "Damn CD-i games...a stain on my franchise."
Mario laughed as he patted Link on the back. "You think you had it bad? Try listening to PINGAS two hundred times." He then quickly glanced at Robotnik, who was showing everyone his PINGAS, much to their disgust.
Sonic nodded in agreement, shuddering at the thought of such nonsense. "Oh yeah...and let's not forget lines like "Mama Luigi" or "all toasters toast toast." He pointed out, as the three all glanced at Luigi, who was chucking bagels at just about every single thing that moved while telling everyone that he was "Mama Lui"gi to them with a wheeze at the end.
Dr. Robotnik then laughs as he rolls over the three heroes, before grabbing Amy Rose and sticking his PINGAS in Amy's BUTT.
Moar Krabs reappeared, this time holding a nega phone in his crabby claws. "MOAR! MOAR, MOAR MOAR MOAR! Moar moar moar moar moar moar moar! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR MOAR MOAR! moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar!"
The King laughs as he becomes drunk devours Fox's landmaster, proceeding to firing blasts from his stomach, causing everyone to panic.
Captain Falcon merely saluted as he assembled a taunt party with Pikachu, Kirby, and Princess Peach. "YESZ! Show Me Ya Moves!"
Robotnik, after raping Amy anually, proceeds to smack Knuckles the Echidna around with his PINGAS. Shadow the Hedgehog nearly goes blind from seing the madness ensue.
Suddenly, a long jogging line of fat hair nudists came streaking in front of the characters, with the words "Only the ball bounce" on their stomachs.
"NO!!!" Toad and Toadette cry out in horror as they hide behind Princess Daisy, who accidentally farts loudly after eating too many beans, causing parts of the ceiling to fall on everyone, knocking them out.
"EEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!" Mermaidman spurts out as he acts as if he's having a seizure. Barnicleboy signs as he shakes his head.
Master Hand turned off the high definition wide screen television, and he then around to face everyone, smiling while everyone gave the head honcho hand a strange glance.
"So, you like it, yes?" He asked, trying to be as convincing as possible.
Silence.
"That was horrible," Dr. Hoshi commented as he and Waluigi headed upstairs to Waluigi's Pub.
Everyone else grumbled in agreement as they all got up and left, leaving Master Hand alone.
"Sigh... I knew I should have brought in the popcorn..." Master Hand muttered to himself as he went back to the drawing board.
The Disclaimer is dancing to the StarFox theme song, with Yoshizilla watching in dismay.
"What the hell are you doing!?" Yoshizilla exclaimed, "I just explained Mario Kart, and you're..." He started whimpering.
The Disclaimer rolled his eyes. "I got bored when you said 'This is gonna be fun'. Because that wasn't fun, that was terrible!" He shouted, pointing at a nearby cardboard box, "And I'm pretty sure rocket boosters aren't suppose to be painted on rockets!'
Yoshizilla gulped. "Er, what do you mean?" He hid the paint cans behind him.
The Disclaimer sighed. "You know what? Screw this whole chapter thing, no one's gonna read it anyway, because of the terrible update rates."
Yoshizilla nodded in agreement. "Here, here. You wanna play Pokemon XD: Gales of Darkness?"
The Disclaimer shrugged. "Dah, what the hell." And the two characters left, going to Yoshizilla's house to play Pokemon XD: Gales of Darkness.
Waluigi took one glance outside of his room. He sighed as he turned around, to see Daisy on the bed, with Toad and Toadette snuggled around her as Stanley was snoozing on the couch, watching some of the news. Waluigi only grinned as he sat on the couch and grabbed the remote, finding something interesting to watch.
"Man, this reminds me of the time when me and Daisy got trapped in the sewer..." Waluigi muttered to himself as he laughed, remembering the event quite quickly...
Waluigi and Princess Daisy looked around, not managing to find a way out.
"Hey Waluigi," Daisy called out as she bent over, putting a lighter right over her butt, "Watch this!"
Waluigi turned around, and he screamed in shock as he realized what Daisy was about to do. "Daisy, don't! You're going to cause the place to-"
Too late. With one struggle, Daisy farted as powerfully loud as she could, the force being strong enough to cause the entire cavern to begin collasping on itself. Waluigi slapped his forehead and groaned as Daisy giggled and lit up the lighter, igniting a gigantic, fiery explosion that completely devestated the cavern that once was there, now nothing but plain, dirt sand.
"Princess Daisy... you Gasshole..." Waluigi muttered briefly as he sighed, closing his eyes out of exhaustion.
Waluigi sighed as he turned the televsion off, and got into bed, snuggling next to Daisy as he lowered his purple cap and dozed off immediately.
Donkey Kong gasped as he woke up, panting as he touched his forehead.
"That... was some freaky dream..." The gorrila muttered as he got up to get a glass of banana juice. "I had this strange dream where everything began to melt, and a gurgled cry was heard... and the cry sounded like Princess Daisy... hmmm..."
He headed into the kitchen, and opened up the refridgerator, searching through the food as he grabbed the banana juice. Tugging it briefly, Donkey Kong then got out a clear glass and started pouring in the banana juice, licking his lips together as he placed the banana juice container back and closed the refridgerator, grabbing the glass and drinking it down as he sighed of relief as ate a ripe, yellow banana, before heading back to his bed.
"Now then..." Donkey Kong muttered as quietly as possible as he began snoozing in his bed, thinking in his head, "What to dream about... OH!! I know! I'll just dream about kicking King K. Rool's ass for stealing the Triforce of Bananas! That'll teach him!" He laughed as he then began to go into full sleep mode, dreaming about such a thing.
Yoshizilla: (pops up in front of the computer screen) Hey mates, sorry if there was no real chapter, but I gotta say, Fanfiction Net really needs to fix up the site, because I haven't seen any updates at all. That, and the Disclaimer cheats.
Disclaimer: (shouts from room) I do not!
Yoshizilla: You do too! (to computer screen) Anyway, I'll promise you all a real chapter next time, so see you all soon, folks! Hoohoohoohoohaahaahaa! (runs back to room)
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: (shakes head with shame) If THAT wasn't a bastardization of Krusty the Klown, I don't know what is.