Baby Mario and Baby Luigi were both coasting along the edge of the brown, chocolate mountain, avoiding the boulders that came roughly down. Baby Mario swerved to the left and handed a green Koopa shell to Baby Luigi, who aimed ahead and tossed it at Groundskeeper Willie and Earthworm Jim, who both bobbed into one of the large boulders which forced them to fall into the lake. Baby Mario then turned to the right and ran over a zipper, going over the small ramps as he landed back on the solid, dirt-paved road. Baby Mario turned to the left, colliding into a mine.
Switching positions with Baby Luigi, baby Mario started pushing the red wagon to catch momentum. Baby Luigi slammed his foot on the pedal, forcing it to gain speed as the two babies coasted through the chocolate mountain. Baby Luigi turned to the left and jumped over a spilled puddle of oil, turning to the left and heading into a tunnel within the chocolate mountain. Baby Luigi then grabbed a hookshot from the item box and used it to hook onto Eliwood's vehicle, the red wagon being pulled close. As Lyn noticed this, she took out her sword and slashed at the red wagon, causing the hookshot to break. Baby Mario and Baby Luigi both screamed, but Baby Mario then grabbed a Mr. Saturn walking on the right side of the red wagon and chucked it at the vehicle. Lyn slashed at the Mr. Saturn, but Baby mario then grabbed a home-run bat, using it to smack the Mr. Saturn right through the vehicle. Eliwood, Lyn, and Hector all screamed as they crashed into a chocolate pillar in the middle of the road, the two baby Mario brothers giggling to themselves as Baby Luigi turned left and avoided collision with the chocolate pillar.
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Mario turned to the other Smashers. "Hey, what ever happened to Banjo and Kazooie?" The red Italian plumber asked out of curiosity.
Yoshi shrugged. "Beats me. I haven't seen them at all yesterday."
"Yesterday...hmmm..." Dr. Hoshi thought, rubbing his chin and closing his eyes, "I have a feeling that the two are practicing somewhere..."
Little did the Smashers and other non-participating racers know that Dr. Hoshi was indeed right...
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Banjo and Kazooie were both racing along the green, merry plains of the Wonder Fields. As Banjo turned right on the cement-paved road, Kazooie grabbed a mushroom and chucked it into the engine, holding on as the vehicle zoomed forward. Banjo jumped over a small gap in the road, and the brown honeybear then turned to the right, going up two ramps and then turning left. Switching positions, Kazooie jumped over the small gap between the two strips of lands over the river, and turned sharply to the left, nearly crashing into a tropical palm tree. Kazooie looked at Banjo, who threw up in the back of the vehicle. Kazooie rolled her eyes, and she turned her attention back to the front, turning to the right and heading into a tunnel within the small, green hill.
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Back on the rocky racecourse of the Rocky Castle Mountain, Captain Falcon was zooming fast past the other racers. He watched as Crazy hand zapped Donald Trump and twirled into the ground. Captain Falcon jumped upwards in the Blue Falco, and shifted towards the right. As the Blue Falcon landed roughly back on the cement-paved road, Captain Falcon turned to the left, heading on an arched bridge towards the castle. Captain Falcon glanced to his right, and he thrusted the Blue Falcon upward, jumping off the bridge and landing on the dirt-paved road.
Zooming forward, Captain Falcon could hear the rush of the water. He grinned, and he turned to the right, approaching Joey and Mia. Captain Falcon then swerved to the right and ran over a zipper, the Blue Falcon gaining more speed. Captain Falcon pushed Joey and Mia into the chocolate wall, grinning as he turned to the right. He swerved closer to the chocolate wall, avoiding collision with the hard boulders that came down. Crazy hand then reemerged from the ground and electrocuted the Blue Falcon, paralyzing the vehicle itself and Captain Falcon. Crazy hand giggled maniacally as he floated above the chocolate mountain and floated forward, turning right and going back towards the dirt-paved path.
Captain Falcon growled, and he started up his Blue Falcon again. No luck, and Captain Falcon was rammed away from the mountain by Moe, who drove the vehicle that he and his chums were riding in. Captain Falcon moaned, being upside down as the Blue Falcon was on its top, being crushed by a toppling boulder. Joey and Mia passed by, pointing at the damaged Blue Falcon and laughing as they turned right and left the paralyzed F-ZERo vehicle behind.