Captain Falcon rammed into Krusty again, having an edge. He noticed the ramps ahead of him, and he chuckled. He turned to Krusty. "Hey, Krusty, do you like going up on ramps?"
Krusty rubbed his chin. "I don't know. WHY?" He shouted back, slamming his fist down on the Blue Falcon.
Captain Falcon growled, and he pushed Krusty's limo to the side, zooming furiously in his Blue Falcon, going over the ramps with ease.
Krusty screamed, and he started throwing mushrooms in his limo's engine, hoping that he'd be able to catch up to Captain Falcon. Unfortunately, since his limo wasn't designed to go over ramps, Krusty fell in between the first and second ramp.
Dixie Kong and Tooty Bear laughed as they zoomed past Krusty. Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star followed swiftly.
"Tooty, release the booby traps!" Dixie shouted, swerving to the right to avoid the smoke coming out of the Blue Falcon's exaust pipe.
Tooty released the oil, which caused Spongebob and Patrick to go spinning.
"Spongebob, release the Krabby Patties!" Patrick shouted, trying to gain control of the Patty Wagon, but crashing into the side of the mountain. He slammed his foot on the pedal, and the Patty Wagon started up again, but slowly since it was on the side of the mountain.
Spongebob opened up the grill, and he took 20 Krabby Patties on a large plate. He aimed the Krabby Patties at Dixie/Tooty, and he fired.
Ironically, the hamburgers didn't hit the two female mammalians, but instead, it knocked King Kong and Wizpig down on the ground, which caused Captain Falcon to crash into them, and the impact of the crash sent Captain Falcon flying out of his Blue Falcon.
Dixie sighed of relief. "Phew...that was a close one..." She said, wiping her forehead.
Tooty gulped, taping Dixie on her shoulder. "Ummm...Dixie..." She pointed at the unconcious King Kong and Wizpig. as well as a damaged Blue Falcon.
Dixie noticed this, and he screamed as she and Tooty both crashed into King Kong, Wizpig, and the vacant Blue Falcon.
Spongebob and Patrick both used this to their advantage, and Patrick slowed down a bit, coming to a stop.
"Hey Patrick, how about we use a bomb to jump above this crash wreck?" Spongebob suggested, handing Patrick a Krabby Patty.
Patrick wondered, munching down on the Krabby Patty as he thought. He then snapped his fingers. "That's it!!" He took out a bomb. "We'll use a bomb to blast us above the crash wreck!"
Spongebob sweatdropped and slapped his forehead. "Patrick, I just said that..." He couldn't add anything else, as Patrick threw the bomb into the Patty Wagon's exaust pipe, causing the Patty Wagon to blast above the wreck, propelling Spongebob and Patrick ahead.
Master Hand turned around to see Spongebob/Patrick and a flying Captain Falcon coming in. "Hey! Here comes the winners!"
Taj laughed, also looking. "Who will it be? Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star, or Captain Douglas Jay Falcon?"
Captain Falcon laughed victoriously. "Hahaha! I will win this easily!"
Spongebob and Patrick cheered, and they started singing their winning chant. "We're going to win, we're going to win! We're number 1, we're number 1-"
Surprisingly, it wasn't Captain Falcon or Spongebob and Patrick who got 1st place. The two racing entires passed, but instead got 2nd and 3rd place, as the computer screen blantly revealed.
Master Hand frowned. "Wait, 2nd and 3rd? If Captain Falcon and Spongebob/Patrick got 2nd and 3rd..."
"...then who got 1st???" Taj finished, looking back at the racecourse.
Smoke then appeared from the finish line. It was then that the smoke revealed itself to be...Mermaidman and Barnicleboy!?
"We did it, Kyle!" Mermaidman cheered loudly, holding the 1st place trophy, "We finally won the race!"
Barnicleboy sighed of relief. "Phew...finally, Mermaidman, I don't think I could take anymore of this race..."
Everyone gasped in shock and surprise. Even Master Hand and Taj were left in suspense.
"Well...shall we see the other racers, then?" Taj asked Master Hand.
Master Hand. "Yes. Good idea, Taj." He cleared his throat, and he turned to the audience. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll get stats of the racers after the racers arrive. Unfortunately, our stats aren't that reliable, so you'll have to see the racers actually how up to see what place they will get. And remmeber, the first racer to arrive next is after 3rd place," He announced, catching his breath and turning to the racecourse.
Right in 4th place were Dixie Kong and Tooty, both moaning in pain. Followed by them in 5th place was Krusty the Clown, who had to push his limo out of the ramps. In 6th place and the following stats were the following racers - Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth), Homer Simpson, Joey/Mai, Marge/Bart/Lisa, Moe/Lenny/Carl, Haru Glory, Principal Skinner/Otto, Boggy the Polar Bear (how is he even managing to get this far up?), Barney the Dinosaur, Oscar the Grouch, Blaze the Cat, Jak's group, Megaman's group, Steve (who is he, anyway?), Mr. Charles Montgomery Burns and Waylon Smithers Jr., Groundskeeper Willie/Earthworm Jim, Donald Trump, Crazy Hand, Brock and his group of filler characters (wait, Professor Oak isn't a filler character...), Eliwood/Lyn/Hector, Pikario/Chuigi/Kirio/Kuigi, The Yu-Yu-Hakasho characters (who even watches that crappy show anymore???), BlackMage Jr., Scott/Erika (I know Erika is the Celadon City Gym Leader, but who's Scott?), Air Tank Man and Balloon Dood-I mean, Dude, The Straw Hat crew, Varan, Rodan and his monster buddies, The Great Mighty Poo, The Koopa Kids, Rob Sweere, Yami Yugi (who's surprisingly alone this time around for some unknown reason), Anna/Spice/Rocky, Big and Froggy, Seto/Mokuba-
Peach got up. "I'm going to the bathroom. Tell me when they're done." She said, leaving and heading for the ladies' bathroom.
...Riiiiiight. Anyway, a-herm - The Chaotix, Knuckles and Rouge, Squall, Sephiroth, Cloud Strife, Sora, the Final Fantasy 1 characters, the Babylon Hunters, and finall, all the way at the bottom, Amy Rose and Shadow the Hedgehog.
"Wonder why Sonic's not with Amy and Shadow," Pikachu asked.
Marth whispered into Pikachu's ear. "Dr. Mario is taking care of Sonic, remember?"
Pikachu laughed nervously, rubbing the back of his head. "Oh...yeah, I forgot. Hehe," He chuckled nervously.
Taj sighed, wiping his forehead with a napkin. "Well, that's all the racers. Now it's time to go see the stats." He started heading down the announcing booth.
Master Hand nodded in agreement. "Yup. This shouldn't take long." He cleared his throat. "Well, that's all the time we have," He announced, heading down the announcers' booth with Taj, "We'll see you all in the next racecourse tomorrow."
The huge groups of characters in the audience agreed, as they also started to leave. The Super Smash Brothers, the Yoshi kart racers, and the Diddy Kong Racers stayed, waiting for everyone else to leave, and then went down to congratulate some of the racers.