Yoshi Kart Recap 3

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: And here we go with yet another recap that thankfully will have been replaced mostly with good, actually original material instead of the same footage again and again. And look, old me... I know it was the biggest Super Smash Bros fanfic when it first appeared, but please don't stretch it. Getting to a million words ain't hard, but I'm not concerned if this is or isn't the biggest fanfic for Super Smash Bros. In other words...THANK GOD I MATURED. (sighs) And that rings doubly true so, looking back at this. What I did just improve isn't much better, but... it's something. It'll get better the more I think about this story again. Which isn't much. Enjoy.

Yoshizilla sighs as he sips a cup of coffee, sitting in his personal green chair. "Well, it's that time again...the third recap of the biggest Super Smash Brothers fanfic on Earth. How will the racers react to the race? What kind of questions are with hold from being told? Find out...NOW!" He pressed a button on the remote, and the wide-screen television set turned on, showing the Yoshi Kart Official McDonald's Hotel.

Master Hand summoned all of the racers together in the meeting roo. "Ladies, gentlemen, and most importantly, full-blooded racers..." He announced, clearing his throat as Taj and Crazy Hand took their seats next to him. Most of them moaned while some rolled their eyes. "...It is time for another recap of the First Annual Yoshi Kart Grand Prix. And might I add, it is a very interesting one."

"Why is it First Annual if we already had one years ago?" Yoshi asked, his hands on his hips.

Master Hand sputtered as he moved his fingertips. "Well... I... oh geeze." He coughed as he moved about. "You raise a good point. Maybe we should just call it the Yoshi Kart grand prix."

Dr. Hoshi nodded his head as he sipped his coffee, his eyes closed. "That's a much better idea, yeah."

May raised her hand, interrupting the current conversation. "It isn't just gonna be boring conversations between characters and in between races like the last two times, is it?" She asked, shuddering at the thought.

Master Hand sweatdropped. "Uhhh... no..." He coughed a bit, being understandably nervous. "Why would you think that? It's not like the author is actually updating this as we speak! Ha ha ha... oh."

"It better not, or else." Pikachu growled angrily, as he started to charge his red cheeks with electricity (which made a few racers, including Jessie, James, and Meowth, understandably nervous).

Master Hand groaned. "All right, just calm down." He stated to the audience as he turned to face Crazy Hand. "Crazy, the DVD player, if you please."

Crazy Hand poofed out of the meeting room, and reappeared, with a Wii.

Master Hand stared blankly at Crazy Hand, and then slapped him silly. "I said a DVD PLAYER, not my Wii, you idiot!" He angrily snapped, chuckling nervously as all of the other characters gave him odd looks.

"Moron," Bowser muttered quietly as he coughed in between to hide the sentence.

Bowser Jr., King K. Rool, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, and Lucario, of course, obviously heard him, but they simply nodded at each other as they understood.

Crazy Hand muttered angrily to himself, before disappearing again, taking the Wii with him.

Dr. Eggman grinned deviously as he grabbed Scratch and Grounder. "All right, gentlemen, you know what to do as soon as he comes back, right...?"

Scratch chuckled, nodding his head rapidly. "Of course, boss! Ba-ha-ha-ha!"

"Yeah, I know what to do! Eh-he-he-he!" Grounder replied, nodding rapidly also.

Several seconds later, Crazy Hand returned, this time with a proper, traditional, black-colored DVD player.

Master Hand sighed of relief. "Good. Taj," He said, looking at the magic, blue, Hindu-speaking elephant, "The DVD, is you must."

Taj nodded, snapping his fingers, and a random DVD appearing in his right hand. "One DVD movie, coming up!" He said, placing the DVD into the DVD player, and turning on the huge, HI-DEF, wide-screen TV above him, Master Hand, and Crazy Hand, which displayed a blue screen and then played the movie, which started with the Deathtrap Stadium race...

...And of course, everyone left to do their own thing, once again replacing themselves using special holograms in their places, who all had generic responses to respond with.

"What a douchebag," Muttered Kazooie as she chuckled, "They don't even notice a thing. Heh heh!"

Yoshi yawned as he stretched his arms, his butt getting sored from sitting in the metallic chair too much. "This is boring... why are were watching this crap again?"

Dr. Hoshi ribbed Yoshi, sitting next to him on the right. "To increase awareness for the fanfic, duh."

Yoshi turned to Dr. Hoshi. "But those this piece of shit story really need that much coverage? It's enough that it's popular enough to be on TV Tropes."

Dr. Hoshi rubbed the back of his head. "Well, I haven't seen the author actually fixing up some chapters yet..."

Yoshi folded his arms as he narrowed his eyes. "Yeah, that'll be the day. We're more likely to be dead."

Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi both sighed in annoyance as they looked at the floor, then at each other.

"Hey Yoshi, you ever notice that we talk to each other more and more often?" Dr. Hoshi asked, rolling his right hand.

Yoshi's eyes lit up as he placed his right hand on his chin. "Yeah, that's interesting... I'm definitely getting some more coverage to make it clear that this story is about me, but you're the only other one who's getting as much coverage."

Dr. Hoshi chuckled as he wagged his right index finger, closing his eyes. "Well, that's because I'm the only interesting original character in the entire story."

Yoshi laughed as he calmed down, rubbing his big nose. "Well, that's true. Even though you were created afterPeppy, you seem to have more praise than him."

Dr. Hoshi shrugged, not being one to boast. "Well, it helps that I'm actually intelligent, for one."

"HEY!" Peppy Ankylosaurus shouted in anger, sitting next to Yoshi on the left. "You watch your mouth, geek boy! I was created before you!"

Dr. Hoshi rolled his eyes as he folded his arms. "Just because you existed before me doesn't mean you have special priority. Look at the Ice Climbers, they were before most of the characters in Smash Bros, yet they don't get one shred of respect."

Peppy lowered his head in shame as he sighed. "Ugh... the worst thing about this is that you're absolutely right."

Silence. Yoshi rubbed the back of his head as Peppy coughed, while Dr. Hoshi sighed, folding his arms.

"So... uh, how about this thrilling dialogue?" Peppy asked, suddenly breaking the silence.

Dr. Hoshi rolled his eyes. "Oh yes. This is a spectacular conversation we're having."

Yoshi shook his head as he groaned. "Why do I have the feeling that we have more talking in this racing based fanfic than actual racing?"

Dr. Hoshi patted Yoshi on the back. "Well, to be honest, we kind of need a lot of talking. Otherwise, the racing would be plain bland, and we wouldn't have good descriptions for... anything."

Peppy narrowed his eyes angrily. "Then how come there's a damn list in every friggin' chapter? We don't need the fucking thing listed all the time, you know. The readers pretty much already know that."

Yoshi slapped Peppy across the face. "You shut your damn mouth! This is a family centric story!"

Dr. Hoshi shook his head as he folded his arms. "Family oriented? I think we really are getting more crazy..."

Yoshi rubbed the back of his head. "Isn't this fanfic rated for teens?"

Dr. Hoshi nodded his head several times. "yes, my dear chap, it is. We're lucky it isn't rated M for all the shit he's stuffing in this."

"Stuffing... meh," Peppy commented in disgust, sticking out his tongue as he changed the subject. "I don't really like it. Too much mush."

Yoshi eyed Peppy oddly. "I thought Ankylosauruses liked much."

"Not me. I'm a crunchy kind of guy," Peppy comfirmed, adding some character development to his pretty bland character, "You always gotta be sharp of your surroundings. That's why I always eat crunchy stuff, it makes me nice and crisp."

Dr. Hoshi chuckled. "Wow, we just witnessed an original character actually develop. Now all he needs are some flaws."

"He already has flaws, though." Yoshi commented as he ribbed Dr. Hoshi. "He's mostly stupid and slow, kind of like Patrick Star."

"Who you callin' pinhead?" Peppy refuted, his head shaped like a bowling pin.

Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi looked at peppy, then turned to each other and rolled their eyes.

Waluigi headed back into his bar as he placed the stools in their positions, heading behind the counter as he got out several cases of empty glasses. He pulled them out and began cleaning them, one by one, as he watched the other characters come walking by.

"So, we did actually race after all?" Falco asked as he ate some buttered bread rolls he took from the free food counter, "I'm shocked."

King K. Rool nodded as he folded his arms, being on Falco's right. "Yeah, didn't expect to see actual action in a story so filled with speech bubbles."

Donkey Kong stopped munching on his banana as he narrowed his eyes at King K. Rool and Falco, being left of King K. Rool. "You realize the whole point of this chapter, right?"

Pikachu shook his head, walking on Donkey Kong's left. "Not really. It's just us thinking back, and even then, the people reading this just need to go look at the previous chapters to see what happens."

Waluigi turned to the group of four characters as he placed down an empty glass, his elbows on the brown counter. "So, let's recap on why this recap sucks."

Yoshi popped up from out of nowhere, raising his right index finger as he broadly smiled. "I got one! Because the original recap was the entire thing stuffed into one chapter!"

"And what was wrong with that?" May asked as she munched on a cheeseburger.

Dr. Hoshi folded his arms, shaking his head as he closed his eyes. "It didn't work. It killed any pacing this story had."

Shadow scoffed as he placed down a finished glass of Pepsi. "Well, it's not like this revision of the recap is any better."

Sonic patted Shadow on the back. "It's not much, true, but it's MILES "Tails" PROWER better than the original."

Tails growled with annoyance as Silver and Knuckles chuckled, both eating pizza in the back.

"I guess what you're saying is true." Yoshi remarked as he nodded in agreement.

Popo raised his right hand as he placed down his giant wooden mallet. "I got a good question. Why does the author make the girls fart all the time?"

"He has a fart fetish, remember?" Nana stated, letting out a cute little poot to drive the point home.

Spongebob was in the back, making Krabby Patties, holding his spatula in his right hand as he turned around to face the others. "Speaking of which, he also has a stomach growling fetish. Look at how many times he made May's stomach growl."

May's stomach growled again, being a freaky coincidence. Everyone groaned in unison as May giggled in embarrassment.

Ash Ketchum stretched his arms as he placed his hands on the counter. "I blame the anime."

Pikachu nodded his head as he placed his small yellow hands on his hips. "Of course. It's always the anime's fault."

"And from what I've seen of his other stuff, he's getting a burp fetish too." Amy Rose pointed out, sighing as she shook her head with disgust. "And from the looks of it, I'm becoming the center girl."

"You would, if it wasn't for me existing already to be his general gasshole," Princess Daisy interrupted, burping loudly in Amy's face.

Kirby shuddered with disgust. "Yeesh. Let's just be glad he doesn't have a scat fetish."

Awkward silence. Everyone stared at Kirby, feeling completely awkward and weird.

Kirby shrugged in response. "What? You know it exists."

"Can we talk about the actual content that this chapter was created for?" Yoshi brought up again as he waited for his glass os orange juice.

Waluigi scoffed as he rolled his eyes, getting out more drinks. "What's the point? The author's just gonna get lazy and cut us off from actually talking about it. Hell, he probably won't even finish this sentence-"

"Froggy, where are you?" Big The Cat shouted, looking all over the hotel with no look.

Kazooie sighed as she looked out her window, feeling alone as she had her room completely pitch black. Without a minute to spare, Kazooie grabbed her martini and took a sip as she sighed.

"Feels great to be by myself for once. No one to hassle me, no one to annoy me." She mentioned as she took another sip, looking up at the clear night sky, the stars sparkling bright. "Why, I even remember the day when I managed to outdo Gruntilda all by myself. Just me in all my glory."

Before she could have another moment of her peace, the entire hotel shook, causing the red crested breegull to drop her martini glass. She growled as she turned, rubbing her head with her right wing.

"Now what the hell could possibly cause THAT?" Kazooie asked out of curiosity as she left the balcony and headed out of her room to find out.

Waluigi was still handling his bar pretty good with no signs of trouble as even more mayhem was occuring within the hotel. He had a bit less customers than usual, but it was understandable, considering all the crazy shit that's been occuring lately.

The DVD finished, and the DVD player automatically turned itself off. The huge, HI-DEF, wide-screen television set turned blank, and everyone, who all somehow managed to pop right back up at their original positions where their holograms replaced them at the very last minute, all looked at Master Hand, Crazy Hand, and Taj, trying their best to look convincing, even though most were failing at that.

Silence ensued.

"..."

More silence ensued.

"..."

So much silence ensued that the old narrator got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one.

"..."

Princess Peach and Princess Daisy farted in unison.

Everyone quickly glanced at the two princesses, who both laughed nervously as they then turned back to face Master Hand, Crazy Hand, and Taj.

"...Well, THAT got everyone's attention," Crazy Hand blurted out as he chuckled, before shutting up.

"So... how did you all like it?" Master Hand asked curiously.

Everyone looked at each other, and they all chuckled nervously as they couldn't offer any concern or praise for the film. This obviously made Master Hand feel worrisome.

"Uhhhh... drat..." Master Hand muttered to himself, becoming nervous, "Well, looks like this didn't go well. MEETING ADJOURNED!" He shouted at the last thought, teleporting everyone (except himself, Crazy Hand, and Taj) back to their rooms, and then teleporting himself, Crazy Hand, and Taj back to their personal office. The doors in the meeting rooms all locked tightly, and were sucked into the walls, and all of the lights automatically turned off at the same time, making the meeting room a very spooky, eerie place...

...until the next major important meeting comes up, of course.

And thus, all in all, ends the third recap of Yoshi Kart.

Yoshzilla-Rhedosaurus: And THANKFULLY, that's the very last recap of Yoshi Kart we'll ever get, or NEED. Sheesh, it makes me wonder how this fanfic managed to maintain mostly positive reviews with stuff like Moar Krabs drowning the review section. Good grief.