Disclaimer: What are you planning to do in the 1st filler chapter, Yoshizilla?
Yoshizilla: Well...I'm thinking of removing some characters...mainly the ones that anyone barely cares for. Like the Yu-Yu-Hakisho gang. I can barely have an actual good scene with them in races, but since I'm doing most of these chapters by myself (and I can't really do multiple characters unless other authors manage to help out), I'm thinking of finally letting the unappreciated characters kick the bucket.
Disclaimer: (sighs and shakes head) And what are in their places?
Two new pairs of racing entries, both of the pairs STRAIGHT from Viva Pinata!
Disclaimer: Fascinating.
Yoshizilla: I know, isn't it? (giggles) I finally get to use my new favorite game/cartoon characters in my biggest and most successful fanfic! After all, Viva Pinata is rumored to be getting a racing game soon.
Disclaimer: I can't wait. (starts snoozing)
Yoshizilla: (sighs) Oh well. Anyway, I'll tell you folks out there reading this that the new feminine protagonist of Pokemon Diamond and Pearl - Hikari, known here in English as Dawn, but I prefer to just call her Hikari - is going to become Brock's new partner, because I can't stand to see a beloved character with other filler characters - ESPECIALLY Brock (since he was and still is (and hopefully will continue to be) a great character in Pokemon, having more of a role in the series than Misty). That, and I gave Max an awesome new rank! He won't be just a lackey to his sister May and Misty anymore - he's Ash Ketchum's new partner! (Which is also good news for Ash because he got minimal appearances and he's a key role character in Yoshi Kart). Anyway, I'll leave you folks with that. It's time for the filler chapters to begin! Enjoy! (pokes Disclaimer)
Disclaimer: ACH! What!?
Yoshizilla: Snooze next time I explain something, and I'll poke you with a forkpitch.
Disclaimer: (shudders) Don't even think about it...(starts having nightmares)
It was approaching the evening. Everyone have gone, and the racers, along with the Super Smash Brothers, Yoshi Kart racers, and Diddy Kong Racers, have all gone off to rest up for the night. It was then that Master Hand and Taj recieved a letter...
Taj looked at the note. He murmured and turned to Master Hand. "Master Hand, you might want to see this..."
Master Hand snatched the letter from Taj. "Well, let's see what it says." He cleared his throat, and he started reading, "Dear announcers, we have some sad, tragic news. As of now, we will no longer be competing in the Yoshi Kart Grand Prix, but we are happy to have experienced it. May you find luck and fortune for what races come up in the future. Signed, all of the names on the list." He put the list down. "Well, isn't that sad, Taj? We lost some racers."
Taj nodded, and he shrugged. "Well, they did have some fun, to say the least. You think we should send them special going-away gifts?"
"A great idea, Taj." Master Hand commented, as he and Taj disappeared out of the room.
The letter on the ground revealed the following names - Rob Sweere, Air Tank Man/Balloon Dude, Yusuke/Kuwabara, Kurama/Botan/Hiei, The Great Mighty Poo, Varan, Battra/Destroyah (part of Godzilla's team), Jak's team, Big/Froggy, Yami Yugi, Yugi/Tea, Joey/Mai, Marik/Yami Marik, Seto/Mokuba, Ryou/Miho/Bakura, Duke/Tristan/Serenity, Mermaidman/Barnicleboy, Groundskeeper/Willie/Earthworm Jim, Steve, Donald Trump, and Pikario/Chuigi/Kirio/Kuigi.
Meanwhile, in the hotel, Mario and the others were trying to get NASCAR on their new, wide-screen High Definition TV.
"C'mon, Mario! I REALLY want to see NASCAR!" Pikachu peeped, hoping up and down.
Mario wiped his forehead with a napkin. "Mamma-mia! Will you give me a minute!?" He tried moving the antenna. "Now if I just move it to the side here..."
Captain Falcon bent down. "Hmmm...maybe you should try the left."
Mario moved the antenna to the left. "Like-a this?"
Captain falcon shook his head. "No, no. The static's still there. Keep going."
Mario sighed and continued moving the antenna. The image of the NASCAR event then appeared on the widescreen Hi-Def TV, much to everyone's delights as they told Mario to stop.
"Mario, you did it!' Yoshi exclaimed with joy, "Look at the TV!"
Mario appeared next to Yoshi, and he laughed joyfully as he saw the image appear bright and fresh. "Haha! Now that's what-a I call-a a High Definition presentation!" He sat down and grabbed a bowl of popcorn, and he started munching down on it.
Kirby pouted. "That was MY bowl of popcorn!" He muttered to himself and folded his arms.
Donkey Kong chuckled. "Cheer up, Kirby. You can always get another bowl of popcor-HEY!" He shouted, being whacked by a pillow.
"Shhh!" Link hushed, "I don't want to miss the excitement!"
In the NASCAR event, a red-and-yellow car got ahead of a blue, white-striped car. The red-and-yellow car rammed into the blue, white-striped car, causing it to crash into the wall and exploded.
Mario, Donkey Kong, Pikachu, Yoshi, Kirby, Link, and Captain Falcon all hollered widly with cheers as they watched several more cars crash and explode.
Peach came into the room, and looked at the 7 male Smashers in disgust. She placed her hands on her hips. "Honestly, boys! Can't you just think of anything else but carnage and mayhem?"
Pikachu shook his head. "Nope! You can just call us mayhem-loving geeks, cause that's what we are!" He took out a coke, drank some of it, and let out a large belch.
Peach shuddered. "Ewww...keep your gasses to yourself, please..." She said under her breath, closing the door shut.
Mario rubbed the back of his head. "What's-a Peach's problem, anyway?"
Pikachu shrugged. "Beats me." He sipped the coke again and let out another loud belch.
Kirby applauded. "Hahahaha! Nice burp, Pikachu!" He took out another coke and guzzled it all down into his stomach, and he let out a MASSIVE belch.
Pikachu grinned. "Say, how about we have a belch war?" He asked, burping afterwards.
Kirby smirked. "You're on, yellow boy!" He let out 2 small burps, followed by a 3rd large burp.
Yoshi, Mario, Donkey Kong, Captain Falcon, and Link all started to laugh, and they joined in the burp war, getting out their own cokes and joining in the burping with Pikachu and Kirby.
Drumstick and Ganondorf rush out of their rooms and make a run for the other bathroom down the hall. They both reach the doorknob at the same time and begin fighting for it.
"Hey!" Drumstick shouts, "Not this again! I got here first!"
"Yeah right, bird brain!" Ganondorf barks back, "I need to use it quick!"
Drumstick bites his lips. "I must use it! It's an emergency!" Drumstick pleads.
Ganondorf growls. "Mine's more urgent! I'm in a huge hurry to use it!" Ganondorf said.
Tiptup sighed and walked to both of them. "Why don't you just play rocks, paper, scissors like you did last time instead of fighting over it?" He suggested.
Drumstick smiled. "All right then, let's decide using scissor, rocks, paper!" He shouted.
Ganondorf chuckles. "Okay!" He took out his hand.
Drumstick chuckles. "I won't lose the bathroom again like last time." He tells Ganondorf.
Ganondorf rolls his eyes. "PLEASE! You didn't even put much of a challenge! I can defeat you!" He boasted.
Tiptup sighs of relief, and he leaves, heading back to his room. As he leaves, both Drumstick and Ganondorf start playing Scissors, Rock, Paper.
Yoshizilla: Erm, I promise that they'll be more next time. So, yeah. That's pretty much the first filler chapter for you folks out there. Some of the racers are gone, and Ash and Brock actually get new partners (although Max wouldn't qualify as new) in the next chapter that I am doing. And we have the burping war and the rock-paper-scissor thing, so we still need some more. Well, that's it, I guess. Look forward to the next chapter of Yoshi Kart!