Dr. Hoshi: And now, ladies and gentlemen, for this chapter only, here's the Yoshizilla and Disclaimer portion of Yoshi Kart!
Disclaimer: So, Yoshizilla, how's Pokemon Diamond being?
Yoshizilla: Oh, it's being good. I managed to get most of my Pokemon up to Lv. 30. I'm still raising my Ponyta.
DIsclaimer: What level is he at?
Yoshizilla: Lv. 27.
Disclaimer: Sweet. So, what are you currentely doing?
Yoshizilla: I'm fighting against Team Galatica.
Disclaimer: You mean Galatic?
Yoshizilla: Erm...um..yes. Sorta. Maybe.
Disclaimer: (sigh)
Yoshizilla: What?
Disclaimer: I have some terrible news...
Yoshizilla: Oh boy, here we go. (puts on headphones) Let it out, disclaimin' boy.
Disclaimer: (mutters to self) Ignorant little...(clears throat) Anyway, that weird Gym Leader in Hearthome? She's the 5th Gym Leader.
Yoshizilla: (sarcastically) Oh. I had NO idea.
Disclaimer: You watch your mouth, you little smart-ass.
Yoshizilla: Oh, so I'm a SMART ASS now, am I?
Disclaimer: Uhhhh...oh crap.
Yoshizilla: Cut to the chapter! I'll show you who's a smart ass! (takes out chainsaw)
Disclaiemr: (screams and starts running from me)
The night is peacefully quiet. We can see only Dr. Hoshi cleaning the Turbo Yoshi, wheras the other racers are resting inside.
"Boy, it sure is taking some time for me to fix these problems..." Dr. Hoshi said to himself as he tuned the Turbo Yoshi's engine. He then heard a twig snapping. "Huh? Who's there?" He looked up.
The entire area was quiet. A dust ball blew through.
Dr. Hoshi shrugged, and he resumed working on the Turbo Yoshi.
Just as Dr. Hoshi was fixing up on the Turbo Yoshi, two shadows scurried into the bushes.
Dr. Hoshi stopped, and he looked over to the bushes. "Hmmm..." He got up, and walked towards the bushes. He stared at it for several seconds.
The two shadows kept absolutely still, not being the ones to be caught.
Dr. Hoshi murmured, walking back slowly to the Turbo Yoshi.
The two shadows continued to scurry along, but this time, Dr. Hoshi had knowledge to sense it. He jumped into the bushes and took out his purple lightsaber.
"All right, the jig is up!" He said, aluminating his lightsaber to reveal the two shadows as..."Wario? Waluigi?"
Wario cursed, slamming his fist on the ground. "Damn it! You caught us!"
Dr. Hoshi grabbed Wario by his purple overalls. "What the hell are you two troublemakers doing out here at this time?"
Waluigi chuckled, standing up. "Oh, we're just being spies, that's all." He walked up to Dr. Hoshi.
Dr. Hoshi raised his eyebrow. 'Spies? For what?"
Wario chuckled evilly. "Heheheh...NOW, WALUIGI!" He shouted.
Waluigi snatched the purple lightsaber from Dr. Hoshi and punched him in the stomach, knocking the highly intellectual purple Yoshisaurus unconcious.
Wario laughed, dursting off his overalls. "Wahaha. That outghta teach him>"
Waluigi chuckled. "Yeah. He can have his stupid lightsaber back. If he can go find it, that is..." He aimed at the sky and threw the purple lightsaber, where it was flinged far away into the background. He took out a wrench. "Now let's go 'tune up' that vehicle."
Wario rubbed his hands together in glee. "Excellent!' He grabbed his own wrench, and the two wicked brothers ran to the Turbo Yoshi, de-grading it as much as possible.