Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Maybe I'll add in new parts, maybe not. No one is really reading this, so who cares, eh wot?
Yoshizilla: YAY! The long-awaited Ankylosaurus Desert race FINALLY begins! And yes, this is also the time that the infamous list of racers makes a return! Isn't that right, Disclaimer!?
Disclaimer: ...Isn't what right? (sips tea)
Yoshizilla: (slaps forehead) God you're hopeless...
Disclaimer: So are you and you aren't worth my time. Cherrio! (gets up and leaves)
Yoshizilla: Stupid ignorant... oh just ignore him, folks, he isn't worth squat. Anyway, enjoy the first part of the race, and here at the infamous lists of racers! (With Paulie Pretztail and Fergy Fudgehog being the new racers!) And also note that things have changed a LOT since the last 50 chapters, so please bare with me,as there is a HUGE decrease of the number of racers in the entire Yoshi Kart Grand Prix. Not that you would be shocked by it. XD
PS: NOW I just remembered I had a few extra characters...man, am I dumb. (staples the words "Idiot" on my forehead)
"How many words were wasted on this stupid list?" Yoshi asked while yawning and stretching his arms while fixing up several parts of his Turbo Yoshi vehicle for they were all driving around the redundantly Dry Desert.
"Oh about 300." Dr. Hoshi confirmed while drifting the vehicle around various dunes.
Birdo jumped over a big ramp in her Turbo Birdo car. "Seriously? It felt more like 400 with how much it was reposted."
Dr. Hoshi narrowly dodged a Bowser Shell coming his way. "Well there's not much you can do when you gotta draw in the people."
"But do we really need such a long list when most of the characters in it will be forgotten?" Peppy yawned while eating lettuce.
"That's an excellent point." Yoshi chimed for they then went back to the desert course for which hey would actually race in.
The intense desert heat started to take effect, and the audience started to moan, as did the racers and the Lakitus.
Taj looked at his watch, taking out his shotgun. "Ready... get set..." He shot. "GO!"
All of the racers zoomed/flew/ran past the starting line, and they started to head off into the blistering, hot desert, preparing themselves for what may lie within the dangerous Ankylosaurus Desert racecourse.
"It's too hot here!" Barney Gumble remarked as he burped loudly.
"What else is new?" Moe responded as he was steering the wheel, being rammed by the characters rarely written about in the story as the Killer Instinct characters zipped past them.
"Aww man! I had a killer instinct that we were gonna be passed up by a bunch of fighting nobodies!" Lenny remarked as he placed his hands on his head.
Carl slapped Lenny across the back of the head, shaking his head in disgust. "Never make a corny joke like that again. Ever."
In first place was Heppy, who was racing in his purple kart. He swerved to the right, and tossed a banana peel behind him. Watching Haru Glory slip on it and spin around, Heppy laughed and slammed on the pedal, zooming off. Right behind Heppy was Boshi, who was following Heppy's every move. He grabbed a rocket launcher and aimed at Heppy, when he was knocked to the side by Banjo and Kazooie, who were using their golden feathers.
"Ready, Kazooie?" Banjo said, going to the right of Heppy.
Kazooie nodded, and she started pecking at Heppy's kart, causing one of the wheels to pop.
Heppy rammed into Banjo and Kazooie, sending them into a quicksand pit, but he started slowing down. Noticing his purple kart was slowing down because of a lost wheel, Heppy turned his purple kart into a purple hovercraft. Speeding right past Heppy was Koopa and Paratroopa, who were both holding a triple pack of green and red Koopa shells.
"As soon as you see someone behind us," Koopa instructed, controlling the steering wheel and turning to the left and right while avoiding the sharp-pointed rocks, "Throw the shells."
Paratroopa nodded. "Right, Koopa!" He winced to see Link's group and Pikachu/Marth/Roy coming along.
Link noticed Pikachu, and he took out his boomerange, throwing it at Pikachu.
Pikachu ducked, and used Thunderbolt on Epona, causing the horse to stop in paralysis. Marth also threw a mine in front of Epona, knowing that Epona will collide with it as soon as she recovered.
Samus started charging her plasma beam, and she fired at full force at Pkachu/Marth/Roy. The blast hit the vehicle, causing Pikachu, Marth, and Roy to crash into a moving Pokey.
Heppy passed the Pokey, and he noticed that there were several green cactuses ahead of him. He gulped. "Uh oh. Better go into the plane mode." He transformed his purple hovercraft into a purple plane, and he went into the air, avoiding the cactuses below.
Boshi started approaching the cactuses, but he was too late to turn his blue kart into a plane, colliding with the cactuses. However, he was able to place a shield around him before colliding with the spiky plants.
Diddy Kong and Mario/Luigi were fighting each other, passing by the cactuses. Mario grabbed a round of red fireballs, and he fired them at Diddy Kong. Diddy Kong swerved to the left and zoomed ahead, sticking his tongue out at Mario/Luigi. Luigi grabbed a hookshot and fired it at the back of Diddy's yellow car, causing Diddy to drag Mario/Luigi. Diddy turned around to notice this, and he turned his yellow car into a yellow hovercraft, causing the hookshot to fall off.
Mario grabbed the steering wheel and used a mushroom, propelling the Red Fire at hgiher speeds. They both appeared next to Diddy, and Luigi took out his hammer, pounding at Diddy's hovercraft. Diddy ducked, and he grabbed a Giant Banana peel, which he threw in front of the Red Fire's path. Mario and Luigi went spiraling into the cactuses, but Mario threw a bo-bomb at Diddy, causing the monkey to fly out of his yellow hovercraft (with was demolished by the explosion) and land on the sinking sand, head first. A pair of Lakitus flew by to rescue Diddy and Mario/Luigi, while a pair of Chain Chomps grabbed the demolished hovercraft and brought it to several fixing Piantas.
"Looks like the racers are already facing trouble, eh?" Taj asked Master Hand, who was looking at the stats.
Master Hand turned around to face Taj. "Well, Taj, you're certainly right. I don't know how long the racers will survive if they're already facing problems." He sighed, turning to face the stats board again. "If only at least a few of them managed to make it through...I'd have hope."
"Master Hand! Taj!" A Lakitu shouted, with a few more Lakitus behind him, "Barney the Dinosaur and Oscar the Grouch are taking out the Sonic and Square-Enix characters!"
Taj gasped. "They are!? Who'd figure that they would actually have potential in this race..." He muttered.
The Lakitu scratched his head. "Who? The kids' show characters, or the wimpy Sonic and Square-Enix characters?" He laughed heartily, as did the other Lakitus behind him.
Master Hand, however, was too busy observing the racers' statuses. "Hmmm... Brock and Hikari, who's also called Dawn by the way, seem to not be facing any trouble... but I sense a danger coming to them soon..."
Back in the desert racecourse, Princess Peach Toadstool's group is coming up behind Dr. Mario/Zelda/Pichu, who was trailing King Bowser Koopa's group.
Pichu turns around to see Peach's figure. "Hey! The princess is coming!" He shouted.
Zelda grabbed some missiles and fired them at Peach. "Don't just sit there, then!" She shouted, firing more missiles, "Help out!"
Pichu turned around, and he started releasing small jolts of thunder at Peach/Shiek/Prof. E. Gadd/Chad the Charmander, while accidentaly shocking himself.
Peach swerved both left and right to avoid the missiles and small jolts of thunder, but she couldn't swerve out of the way to avoid the quicksand. "Ack! Quicksand!" She screamed.
Shiek took out several needles and aimed at Dr. Mario's vehicle. "I'll handle the doctor..." He growled, throwing the needles at the tires.
The needles made contact, and the tires all popped, causing Dr. Mario's vehicle to stop.
"Mamma mia!' Dr. mario exclaimed, jumping out of his vehicle and getting out a gas tank, "My-a car! It's been needle-ized!" He started pumping as fast as he could.
Zelda and Pichu, however, were attacking other passing racers by throwing items at them, including several attacks like Din's Fire and Spark.
Chad the Charmander and Prof. E. Gadd both got out of the Royal Coach (Peach's car), and Chad got to the back while Prof. E. Gadd ran to the front.
Prof. E. Gadd took out a rope. "All right, Chad. You grabbed the rope, and you throw it onto the back of the Royal Coach!"
Chad nodded, giving Prof. E. Gadd a thumbs up. "Got it, Professor!"
Prof. E. Gadd threw the rope, but it fell short into the quicksand. He gritted his teeth. "Darn it! I missed!"
Shiek sighed. "Don't worry, I'll get it." He jumped into the quicksand, but he started sinking in it fast. "Help! Help!" He screamed, waving his hands wildly.
Chad sweatdropped. "Awww man! What's a Charmander got to do to help out a friend in deed?" He shouted, jumping into the quicksand and grabbing Shiek. He then started to run as fast as he could, but alas, he too was starting to sink. "Yikes! Prof. E. Gadd, quickly! Get the rope and throw it to us!"
Prof. E. Gadd gulped. "Whatever you say..." He said worriedly, pulling the rope, but not having any success. "Ack! The rope's sinking too much!"
Peach put her palm on her forehead, groaning. "Just great. What could be worse?" She asked. She then noticed that Dr. Mario got the tires all back to working order, and he, along with Zelda and Pichu, sped off back to the desert racecourse.
The desert started to burn up intensively, and the racers were now having a tough time keeping up with the tornadoes forming up...
Brock and Hikari were both making their ways to 1st place, passing several opponents on the way. Brock steered, while Hikari attacked the other racers by throwing Koopa shells, both green and red, at them. She wiped her forehead with a napkin. "Phew! Gee, this desert is hot! I wish I had some water!"
"Well, get used to it, Hikari," Brock replied as he swerved to the left to avoid a few sharp-pointed rocks, "The racecourses become more and more difficult as we go along!"
Hikari murmured, not happy about the predicament. "Well..." She folded her arms, "I would still like a water bottle, at least." She sighed, and noticed Ash Ketchum and Max right next to them.
"Ash, we got two of them!' Max shouted, taking out a motion sensor bomb. "Take this!' He threw the bomb on the side of Brock's car.
Hikari screamed, and she grabbed the motion sensor bomb. "That's not nice!' She tossed the motion sensor bomb back at Ash's car, with it hiting one of the tires.
Max screamed. "Ash! Ash! The tires-"
"Don't worry about it, Max!' Ash confidentely said, "I'll handle this." He rammed into Brock's car, and the motion sensor bomb exploded, but not only costing Ash and Max a tire, but Brock and Hikari was well.
Brock growled. "Damn it! You won't get away with this, Ash!" He rammed back into Ash's car, and he then grabbed a gas tank. "Hikari, drive while I fix this tire!" He instructed, putting the hose into the hole of the flattened tire.
Hikari squealed with joy. "Woot! Finally!" She said, throwing a mushroom into the engine tank and getting into the driver's seat, slamming on the pedal. The rock-themed car then blasted off, boosted my the power of the mushroom, leaving Ash and Max behind.
Ash took out a rocket missile. 'Let's see them dodge this..." He said, releasing the rocket missile. Unfortunately, he failed to notice the cactuses ahead of him, and both he and Max went crashing into the cactuses. Ash and Max then jumped in the air, screaming and holding their rear ends in pain.
Brock and Hikari both laughed, taunting Ash and Max while they propelled down further.
In the front, Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi were having some troubles with Krunch the Kremling and Tiptup the Turtle. Yoshi swerved to the right, and he grabbed a rocket booster, using it to propel the Turbo Yoshi. He then swerved to the left and rammed into Krunch. The Kremling went spining, but he got back control and fired several rocket missiles at the back of Tiptup. Tiptup placed a shield around him, and he then got in front of Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi. He released two mines behind him, and swerved to the right, heading toward the cactuses.
Dr. Hoshi blinked, watching Tiptup go into the cactuses. "Odd...he seems to be confident when he went spiraling into those cactuses..." He turned around and noticed a sharp-pointed rock. "YOSHI, TURN!"
Yoshi tilted his head. "Huh? Doc, what are you talking abou-" The Turbo Yoshi crashed into the sharp-pointed rock, causing Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi to fall into the sand.
Krunch laughed, and he zoomed off, swerving to the right to avoid the rocks. Meanwhile, right behind him was Boshi, who was using rocket boosters to steadily catch up to Krunch. Krunch turned around and threw a bomb at Boshi. Boshi's blue kart was hit, but Boshi continued on, not determined to lose. He and Krunch and a power slide on the right, bumpy curve. Coming up ahead was a series of 4 ramps. Boshi managed to get past the 2nd ramp, but by a mine thrown by Krunch, Boshi fell down into the middle between the 3rd and 4th ramps. He growled, and he grabbed a shield while he was stuck. He then waited for another racer to get him out.
Elsewhere, Baby Mario and Baby Luigi were having some tough competition with Koopa and Paratroopa. Baby Mario threw a banana peel in front of the two turtles, laughing as he watched Koopa and Paratroopa spin out of control and crash into a Pokey. Baby Luigi turned to the left and 2 times to the right, avoiding the incoming Pokeys. Baby Mario grabbed a mushroom and threw it into the engine tank, propelling the wagon farther. However, they were cut short, for they were hit by two red shells. It was revealed that Paratroopa threw the two red shells, and he fired another red shell at the two babies, causing them to fall into the quicksand. Koopa laughed and made a mini turbo on the incoming curve,m but he and Paratroopa were caught by surprise when they saw May and Misty pass them.
"Ready, Misty?" May said, shifting gears, which caused the car to go a bit slower.
Misty nodded, taking out 2 Pokeballs. "Ready when you are, May!" She threw the Pokeballs, relasing Starmie and Horsea. "Horsea, Starmie! Use Bubblebeam, both of you!" She ordered.
Horsea and Starmie both released their bubblebeams at Koopa and Paratroopa, making them go slower. The DKR Octopus passed by, and he trapped everyone in his way in the bubbles he left behind. He chuckled evilly. "Hehehe. Suckers!" He shouted.
Dr. Mario, Zelda, and Pichu were kicking up speed again, this time trailing behind Mr. Burns and Smithers.
Mr. Burns notices this, and he grabs the steering wheel from Smithers. "SMithers, take care of those hooligans behind us. I'll drive." He said.
Smithers shrugged. 'Whatever you say, Mr. Burns." He took out some tomatoes and started throwing them at Dr. Mario, Zelda, and Pichu. He laughed. "Hahaha! How do you like these, fools? How do you-AHHH!" He screamed, being propelled wildly by Mr. Burns' reckless driving.
Mr. Burns laughed, crashing into several racers and sending them spiraling into the quickly engulfing quicksands. "Hahaha! I'm getting the hang of this!" He said to himself. He turned around. "Hey Smithers, how are you doing?"
Smithers moaned, lying weakly on the ground, his hair messed up and his glasses cracked. "Urgh... you drive better than me, Mr. Burns."
Pichu started crying. "Boo-hoo! We're not winning!"
Zelda patted Pichu. "There, there, Pichu. We'll win for sure. In fact..." She aimed at Br. Burns' limo, and fired Dim's Fire, lighting the limousine on fire.
Mr. Burns screamed letting go of the steering wheels and tugging on his clothes, which were now also burning. "Smithers! SMITHERS! Get the water! Get the fire estinguisher!"
Poor Smithers was rolling on the ground, screaming in pain as he tried to put out the fire, but failing miserably.
Zelda and Pichu cheered, hugging each other as they and Dr. Mario passed the blazing limo. "We're winning! We're winning!"
"Great job, Zelda!" Dr. Mario complimented, turning to the right and throwing a pill into the engine tank of Kirby's TAC, "We're really starting to gain some steam!"
Zelda nodded. "Yeah. Let's just hope that we won't get knocked by several other racers-"
"Zelda, my dear, you've spoken too soon," Pichu intelligently spoke, pointing at Kirby and Meta Knight, who went spiraling in the air, after TAC exploded from Dr. Mario's pill.
Dr. Mario chuckled. "Heheihea. I'm not called the doc with the power for nothing," He chuckled, making a right power slide on the bumpy curve.
Yoshizilla: Dun, doun, duhn...! With some of the racers already facing trouble, and with Peach and her friends getting much more than they expected for the worst, can things get any better, or will things continue to go downwards and become more difficult for our beloved racers? Stay tuned to the next exciting chapter of Yoshi Kart! Oh, and also, a a suggestion from one of my friends, I won't do any author notes for the next few following chapters, so I'll probably see you again by the 127th chapter. Till then, enjoy the Ankylosaurus Desert race in all of its hot, blitzering glory.