"Get lost, you two!' kazooie shouted, firing grenade eggs at the tires of Brock's car, which caused several parts of the car to explode.
Brock growled, and he took out a bo-bomb. "Up yours, birdbrain!' He threw the bo-bomb into the engine tank, and sped off.
banjo and Kazooie were later seen soaring in the air, and then sink into the quicksand as their vehicle exploded.
"You got 'em good, Brocky!' Hikari cquealed with joy, hugging Brock, "We're pawning these guys so bad!"
Brock chuckled. "Yep. Let's just hope that there aren't any surprises..."
"Oh, but there ARE surprises!" Jessie cackled evilly, sending Seviper out. "Seviper, poison sting!
Seviper screeched, and it fired several poison darts at the tires of Brock's car.
Brock bit his lip and growled. 'Not on my watch, you don't!' He rammed into the side of Team Rocket's car.
James yelped. "Eeeeiii! We're gonna need more help!" He sent out Cacnea. 'Cacnea! Go and use-AHHH!!" He was being hugged by Cacnea once more. "Not me, Cacnea! Them!"
Cacnea continued hugging James, but he pointed his right arm at Brock and Hikari, and he fired several in missiles.
Hikari screamed, grabbing Brock and used him a a shield. "Brock, you can with stand Pin Missiles, right?"
"YEEEEEOWWW!!!!" Brock screamed, being stunged by the thick, VERY painful missiles, 'I can't see why not..." He moaned and fell on the car's floor, unconcious.
Hikari screamed, putting both of her hands on her face. "Oh my God! Oh my God! What am I going to do without Brock?"
"Kid, just drive and focus," Jessie said, recalling Seviper into his Pokeball, "You CAN drive, right?"
Hikari blinked. "Ummm...no. Why?" She asked.
James rubbed the back of his head. "Well, it's been nice knowin you, Hikari," He said, as Team Rocket sped off and left Hikari to eat the dust.
Hikari coughed, and she looked at the steering wheel, which had no hands on it. Her eyes widened. "Uh oh..." She said, screaming soon afterwards as she was flung out of the car and hit a huge rock, while the car spun around and crashed into the cactuses nearby.
Master Hand murmured with worry as he notice the racers, one by one, falling citim to the desert perils. "I had a feeling that this would happen..." He sighed, turning to Taj. "Taj."
Taj turned around. "Yes, master Hand?" He asked, putting his pen back in his vest pocket.
Master Hand looked down at the ground, and up at Taj again. 'This is not what I hoped for to happen...the racecourse is too tough..."
Taj put his hands on his hips. 'Well who's fault is that? You wanted them to race in a desert!" He barked.
Master Hand growled, and he angrily shouted back at Taj, "Well you try and predict what might happen to the racers, then! I'm sure it's easy!"
Taj folded his arms, nodding. "Okay, I will!"
"Good!" Master Hand shouted once more, before turning to a fishing Lakitu, "Hey, you."
The lakitu pointed at himself. "Me?" He asked.
Master Hand nodded. "Yeah, you. Get all of your friends, and head off into the desert as fast as possible." He insructed.
The lakitu screamed, his eyes widened with shock. "WHA!? Are you serious, Master Hand!?" He shouted back, "I can't go into that desert and-"
"DO AS I SAY, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!" Master Hand angrily bellowed, scaring the lakitu off and returned to normal as he watched the Lakitu get all of his friends and zoomed off to the middle of the deadly desert. He sighed and drank some coffee. "God...it takes some miracle to get good help these days..." He looked at a mirror, staring himself eye to eye (or hand to hand. XD). "I just hope the racers can make it through in time..."
"...I just hope the others are all right..." Daisy said, turning to face Waluigi and Toad. "Waluigi! Toad! How are we doing?" She asked, approaching the two mentioned characters.
Waluigi shook his head. "Not so good, Daisy. Toadette is being attacked by wild Trapinches, and Stanley is having a hard time ambushing the other racers."
Toad nodded, pointing at the map. "Also, you may want to make a detour here, because there's a huge piranha plant in the middle of a HUGE quicksand pit."
Daisy nodded. "Right," She replied, heading back to the steering wheel and turning left, towards the detour. "Guys, if all goes well, I'm sure we'll be able to claim first."
"Let's just hope we don't run into any more trouble..." Stanley muttered, getting rid of the wild Trapinches by spraying bug spray on them.
Toadette sighed of relief. "Phew...thanks, Stanley."
Stanley nodded, smiling. "No problemo, Toadette. Now let's go back to the others," He said, as he and Toadette went to the upper part of the car.
Currentely in last place are Rocky the Echidna/Anna/Spice, who are trying to catch up to Dora the Explorer and Boots.
"Quick! I need some red Koopa shells, and fast!" Anna shouted.
Rocky, steering the Random Mobile, handed Anna some red Koopa shells. "Here, I'll try to get to Dora and Boots." She slammed her foot on the pedal, and the Random Mobile picked up some speed as it headed towards Dora and Boots.
Boots gasped, pointing at the incoming Random Mobile. "Dora! We need to put up the shield!"
Dora snapped her fingers. "Then we'll have to use the shield!" She turned to the camera-weilding Lakitu. "Say shield with us!"
The Lakitu sweatdropped. "Uhhhh..."
"Shield! Shield!' Dora and Boots said in syncination.
"Say shield, you -------!" Dora shouted at the Lakitu.
The "Lakitu shrugged and sighed. "All right," He said with less enthusiasm, "Shield."
"Now say red!" Dora and Boots both added.
The Lakitu slapped his forehead. "I can't believe I'm actually saying this..." He sighed, rolling his eyes and added, "Red."
A red shield then surrounded Dora and Boots' car (which was basically a character-ized kart, but with Dora and Boots' heads together in front)m right at the same time the red shells (that Anna was holding) fired, blocking them.
Dora and Boots cheered, and they zoomed off, waving to Rocky/Anna/Spice and the Lakitu. "Adios, amigos!"
Anna's left eye twitched. "Did...she...just..."
Spice patted Anna on the back. "There there, mys on. I'm sure that-"
"ROFFLE CAKES OF DOOM!!!" Anna randomly shouted, taking out a blue, winged Spiny Shell. "I shall have my revenge!" She fired the blue, winged spiny shell into the air, watching it zoom away. She started to laugh maniacally.
Rocky and Spice both sweatdropped. "Uh..."
Rocky turned around to face the road. She frowned. "Great. At this rate, we won't be able to catch up..."
"I don't care if we win or lose this time," Anna said with rage, pulling her hair, "I just want to get rid of that stupid Dora the Explorer and her stupid monkey, Boots!"
Seeing the spiny shell fly over Dora and Boots, Spice turned around to face Anna. "Ummm...sweety, Anna, the spiny shell of doom missed," The blue chao said in a sweet, cute voice.
Anna growled, making her left hand a fist. "NO! We will get them...oh yes, we WILL get them..." She vowed, thrusting her fist into the air and continuing to laugh maniacally evilly.
Rocky shook her head, sighing. "man, I need to give Anna some relaxation pills before a race starts..." She muttered to herself, slamming her foot on the pedal once more and propelling the Random Mobile at fast speeds, but nowhere as high to catch up to Dora and Boots.
Meanwhile, back on the main road, several of the racers - Bowser/Donkey Kong/Ganondorf/Mewtwo/Wario, May/Misty, Birdo, Shelia the Stegosaurus, Bronto the Brontosaurus, T.T., Dixie/Tooty, King Dedede/Escargoon, and Tiff/Tuff - were all approaching the huge quicksand pit with the giant, green piranha plant in the middle, eating any victim who fell into the quicksand.
Bowser chuckled. "Let's see these chumps dodge THIS." He grabbed and hurled a Bowser Shell out of his Koopa Clown Car and threw it down on the desert road. Dixie/Tooty and May/Misty dodged it, while T.T. was hit, pummeling into the quicksand pit and being eaten by the piranha plant.
"A plague on all of you racers!" T.T. growled, being spat out into a nearby tropical tree by the giant piranha plant, which was chuckling evilly as it devoured his car.
Tooty grabbed the steering wheel, and she took a left around the quick sand pit. But the path was narrow and the brown-and-yellow car suddenly began heading towards the center of the pit. She screamed. "Ack! Dixie, we're getting dragged!"
Dixie gulped, and she then snapped her fingers. "Duh! A mushroom oughta work!" She threw a mushroom into the engine tank, but it caused the car to propel further down towards the pit. "Ack! Oh no!' She cried, grabbing the steering wheel from Tooty and turning it, but having no luck. "It's no use! I can't turn!"
'We're going to be devoured!" Tooty cried, covering her eyes.
The same, giant piranha plant who devoured T.T.'s car opened up its mouth and swallowed the brown-and-yellow car whole.
"Darn!" Tooty shouted, pouting, "What are we going to do NOW?!" Dixie sighed. "Calm down, Tooty," She assured, smiling, "Lakitu and his buddies will come and save us." Sure enough, a flying horde of the yellow cloud-dwelleing reptilians arrived and not only pulled Dixie and Tootyout of the giant piranha plant's mouth, but they also pulled out the brown-and-yellow car, placing the two feminine mammals in the car, and set them back on the course.
At the very moment, the blue, winged spiny shell Anna (in last place) has thrown before arrived, and it interestingly enough hit both King Dedede and Escargoon, sending them into the air, and into the mouth of the giant piranha plant.
Dixie Kong and Tooty Bear both cheered out of joy as they grabbed a triple pack of mushrooms and used them, propeling them to speed on forward, with Bronto and Shelia in front of them. The Bowser Shell from before continued to richochet around the quicksand pit, but both Shelia and Bronto easily managed to dodge the Bowser Shell. A Bob-omb suddenly flew in front of the two Yoshi Kart racers. Shelia shrieked and swerved out of the way, to the right. Bronto didn't see the Bob-omb, but it was too late for him to react. The blue, heavier kart exploded and was propelled into the air. Tiff and Tuff shouted out triumphantly, speeding by the screaming Bronto.
Misty switched with May, and grabbed the steering wheel. She made a mini turbo on the incoming curve ahead, appearing next to Tiff and Tuff. May grabbed several pink hearts from one of the Item Box.
May grinned, and she tapped Misty. "All right, Misty, my turn."
Misty nodded, and the two female Pokemon Trainers switched spot, with May grabbing the steering wheel while holding the hearts. Misty grabbed a Fake Item Box and turned around to face Bronto, who managed to get back on the path and started coming up behind (while riding in a completely devestated and burnt blue-heavy kart).
"No way am I'm going to lose to you two!" Bronto shouted, using a rocket booster to propel his kart more and get closer to May and Misty.
Misty laughed. "Hey, Bronto! Eat THIS!" She shouted, hurling the Fake Item Box in front of Bronto, causing his kart to be electricuted and paralyzing the blue Brontosaurus.
"Wimp!" Wario taunted, throwing a bo-bomb down at Misty and May. "He may have ate your fake item box, but now you two will EAT MY BOMB!"
May noticed this, and she took a left powerslide around the second, smaller quicksand pit. She easily managed to avoid the b-bombs, and she stuck her tongue out at Wario. "Up yours, Wario! Ha!"
Wario fumed with rage. "Why you..." He grabbed a cannon, and fire a bullet bill at May and Misty, which exploded the car and sent May and Misty falling onto the sand-paved road, moaning.
Bowser, Wario, and Ganondorf all gave each other high-fives while Mewtwo was meditating and Donkey Kong was eating several more bananas.