Back in the Ankylosaurus Desert racecourse, the following racers - Bronto the Brontosaurus, Shelia the Stegosaurus, and Heppy Ankylosaurus - are all trying to pass each other, but with each Yoshi Kart racer having no luck. Heppy swerves to the left and makes a powerslide on the right curve. Bronto and Shelia follow, but Bronto fires a red shell at Shelia. Shelia crashes into the end of the curve, and she grabs a mushroom, throwing it into the engine of her yellow kart. She then goes blasting off, right by Bronto and Heppy. A few ramps ahead can be seen. Heppy uses this time to turn into the hovercraft, but he is pushed out of the way by Bronto. Heppy tries to catch up, but his hovercraft is so incredibly slow due to driving in the rough sand. Bronto grins and takes out a nunch of banana peels, throwing them in front of Shelia. Shelia lands in between the 3rd and 4th ramps, and she spins around on one of the banana peels. Bronto uses a rocket booster and zips through the ramps, passing Shelia. Shelia starts revving her engine, but her yellow kart isn't going up the ramp. She sighs and turns into a hovercraft as well, which enables her to go up the ramp. Heppy pases by her, and he holds a green shell in his left hand. Trowing it behind him, and colliding with Shelia in the process, Heppy swerves to the left and takes out a Lighting Bolt. He looks at it, and then he shrugs, using it and causing every other racer on the racecourse to shrink. As the thunder booms and lighting strikes, Heppy easily hovers past a shrunk Bronto, who is starting off incredibly slow (due to his terrible acceleration). Heppy grins, and he looks at the computer map screen. Up ahead of him are Sora and Cloud.

"Piece of cake," Heppy chuckles to himself, grabbing a Boo and turning invisible, getting the useful Bullet Bill in the process. He swerves to the right, behind Cloud.Cloud looks at Sora and he rams into him. "Beat it! I'm getting to the finish line first!"

Sora growled. Pulling out his Keyblade, he whacks it at Cloud's motorcycle and shouts back, "You beat it, you overated FFIIV character! I have more fans than you!"

Cloud gasped. "EXCUSE ME!? I came BEFORE YOU!" He took out his Buster Sword and sliced part of Sora's car (a Kingdom Hearts version of the Red Fire vehicle from Mario Kart: Double Dash!!) off, causing it to start lagging.

Sora growled, and he started muttering some unknown words, before he shouted, "FIGARA!"

And just like that, Cloud and his motorcycle started to burn in flames, which caused a screaming Cloud to collide into a cactus.

Sora laughed, and he slammed his foot on the pedal, going forward and leaving the others behind.

Heppy, who turned back to normal and was watching the whole thing, passed by a burning Cloud and he looked at his Bullet Bill item. "Time to put this to good works," He said, using the Bullet Bill item, and thus, turning into a BUllet Bill as a result. He blasted right past everything the dangerous, blitzering desert had to other - piranha plants, Pokeys, cactuses, rough sand, quicksand, even the occasonal twister. But further more, Heppy manage to collide into Sora, which sent the Keyblade rolling onto the rough sand.

Heppy turned back to normal, and he turned around, pointing and laughing. "Haw-haw! I got you right wnem you least expected!" He laughed, zooming off.

Sora growled. Holding his Keyblade in his right hand, he held it up and shouted, "I'll show you! I'll show ALL of you!" He laughed insanely crazy, while Shelia passed by him, still in her yellow, easy to control hovercraft.

In the middle of the scorching desert, Brock and Hikari were trying to get past Ash/Max, May/Misty, and Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi. Unfortunately, the upcoming curves and banks added more difficulty to getting through the dangerous desert.

"Here. Take 'em out with this," Dr. Hoshi said, handing Yoshi several banana peels.

Yoshi nodded. "Right, doc." He aimed at a certain angle, and threw the banana peels.

Hikari screamed, pointing at the banana peels. "Brock! Look out!"

Brock growled, and he made a left powerslide, avoiding 2 of the banana peels, but landing on the third one. He screamed. "Argh!"

Max grabbed two green shells and threw them at the banana peels, which had knocked them out. He screamed with joy. "Haha! I got them!"

"Don't get your hopes up!' May said, kicking at Ash's dasher while Misty rammed.

Ash growled, and he stopped, allowing May and Misty to get in front of him and Max. He slammed his foot on his pedal, and he started zooming again, this time behind the two Pokemon girls. He turned to max. "Hey max, you think you can strike 'em from here?"

Max nodded. "Yup!" He grabbed a fake item box, and he threw it in front of the two Pokemon girls, watching them spinning around, being paralyzed.

Hikari took out a red shell and aimed it at Ash and Max. She threw it, and struck the two boys. "Woo-hoo!' She squealed.

Brock chuckled, doing a mini turbo on the left curve. He made two powerslides on the upcoming banks, coming up next to Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi.

Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi looked at each other, nodded, and both grabbed Yoshi Eggs. They allowed Brock/Hikari to pass, and they then threw the Yoshi Eggs at them, not only knocking them two times, but also making several items appear out of the eggs.

"Yoshi, go for the star!" Dr. Hoshi said, throwing a mine behind him.

Yoshi steered to the left, and grabbed the star, giving the Turbo Yoshi invincibility. "Woohoo!" He went through May and Misty, sending them crashing into the rough sand.

May growled, taking the steering wheel from Misty, and started throwing mushrooms into the engine as fast as possible, while Misty pushed the back of the car, trying to help boost the car. By the time the two girls have gotten out, Skinner and Otto passed them.

"Otto, play your rock-and-roll music!" Principal Skinner shouted, throwing a grenade at the Simpsons, who were starting to approach.

Otto took out his old guitar and dusted off. "All right, but you're driving." As Skinner took the steering wheel, Otto started playing his guitar crazily, making sound waves which caused the nearby racers to stop and cover their ears. Only Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi were fortunate - they were still protected by the star's immortality.

Upon a few minutes, Skinner and Otto have clearly taken 23rd place respectively, right behind Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi.

Hikari moaned, as she struggled to get out of the rough sand. "C'mon Brock! We gotta get back into the race!" She started pulling Brock's legs, tugging him out of the sand.

Brock spat the sand out, and he looked at his vehicle in disbelief. "Argh! Those punks just think they can dust us off, huh?" He growled, jumping into the driver seat and slamming on the pedal. "I'll show them..." He glared at Hikari, and he shouted, "C'mon! We can't lose! Not this one!"

Hikari gasped, and she nodded. "Right!" She gbot behind the vehicle, starting pushing, and jumped into the backseat as Brock's vehicle got back on the main road.