Yoshizilla: Ladies and Gentlemen, the drama and angst only gets better as each suspenful and tragic chapter goes on...and once more, I like to thank Heartless Nobody (aka Milleniumon the Sonamy Freak) for doing these set of chapters with me, because they're fun, innovative, and just plain enjoyable. Now enjoy!
The next day in the meeting room of the McDonald's hotel, everyone was sitting away from each other. Everyone except for Bowser, Mewtwo, Ganondorf, Yoshi, Captain Falcon, Sonic, the Star Wolf team, Wario, Waluigi, Diasy, Toad, Toadette, Stanley, May, Misty, Popo, Nana, Mumbo, Bottles, Dixie, Tooty, Gruntilda, Klungo, Godzilla, Anguirus, Rodan, Prof. E. Gadd, and Chad the Charmander.
The doors opened loudly, and out came Master Hand, Taj, and Crazy Hand. They all bowed down, and took their seats, which the doors slamming shut.
"All right, Crazy Hand." Master Hand said to his brother, "I give you full permission to start."
Crazy Hand cleared his throat and addressed the remaining racers. "Since we've had a majority of racers dropping out. We have had to form some new teams with the remaining racers." He produced a slip of paper and began to read it. "Now, I'm going to call of the new partnerships one by one."
Yoshi looked at Ganondorf. "Do you think I'll still be able to be with Dr. Hoshi?"
Dr. Hoshi was sitting by Mewtwo. He wasn't angered anymore, and he has told Crazy hand that he was still racing partners with Yoshi.
"We'll have to wait and see," Ganondorf whispered, "Although it's getting personal..." He notted that Eliwood, Lyn, and Hector all started to snarl at each other, and both Kirby and Meta Knight looked away from each other, folding their arms.
"First up, we have Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, who will remain the same pair." Crazy Hand announced.
Yoshi let out a sigh or relief, looking at Dr. Hoshi and smiling. Dr. Hoshi only nodded, and tapped his fingers.
"Second..." Master Hand started, "Alone in his own kart...is Pikachu."
Pikachu smiled as he relaxed in his chair, not having to team up with Marth or Roy.
Crazy Hand announced again. "Next up, is Sonic the Hedgehog...by himself." He spoke to everyone.
Sonic looked really saddened at this and hung his head.
"Fourth, is Mario, in his own kart, and Luigi, in his own kart." Master Hand announced loudly.
Both of the Mario Brothers started to growl at each other angrily.
Master Hand looked up. "And since Barney the Dinosaur, Oscar the Grouch, and Snuggles were murdered, we'll have this team replace them - Star Wolf."
Star Wolf all nodded in agreement at one another.
"Fifth, we have Wario and Waluigi." Crazy Hand read off next.
Wario and Waluigi patted each other on the back, showing they reconciled.
"And for Waluigi's original team, we have Daisy, Toad, and Toadette..." Master Hand started, "Stanley the Bugman himself as personally resigned and has disappeared earlier before this meeting."
Toad and Toadette smiled at each other and Daisy, but were sad and shocked to note that Stanley the Bugman has left.
"Next we have is..." Master Hand then recieved a letter from a carrier Paratroopa. "Wait...it seems that Dr. Eggman has mysteriously disappeared, and both Scratch and Grounder have seemed to be killed." He shrugged. "Oh well. They won't get replaced by new characters. Which is why Amy Rose, by herself, will fill in their place!"
"Poor Amy..." Birdo said, noticing Amy wasn't smiling at all. "She broke up with Sonic after that fight, and now look at her..."
Shelia nodded, frowning. "I know...poor girl."
Crazy Hand was reading another note that he just received. "And it also seems that Shadow the Hedgehog has officially dropped out of the race along with Falco Lombardi, Peppy Hare, and Slippy Toad... And Krystal as well..."
Everyone lowered their head in shames as the bad news started to take effect.
"Also," Master Hand added, looking at King K. Rool, "King K. Rool will be in his own kart, and send the Flying Krock back to Kremling Island, since Kaptain K. Rool and Baron K. Roolenstein also dropped out."
King K. Rool only nodded, sitting next to Bowser and not saying a word.
Master Hand turned to Crazy Hand and Taj. "Any others, gentlemen?" He asked.
Crazy Hand read off one more racer. "Fox McCloud...by himself... My what a short list this was..."
Fox looked miserabled as he stood alone by his Arwing. "I hate my life..." He mumbled.
"Up next is Peach, by herself..." Master Hand mumbled, looking at the list, "And Shiek has dropped out of the race...Zelda is also by herself, and Dr. Mario and Pichu are a pair."
Peach could only sob quietly while Zelda closed her eyes in depression. Dr. Mario and Pichu looked at each other worriedly.
"We have an announcement," Master Hand said once more, floating up, "As a result of all the depression and fighting, both the Straw Hat crew and the Final Fantasy 1 group have dropped out. And Master Ghidorah/Sir Megalon and Lt. Gigan/MechaAnguirus are now part of the Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses."
Everyone in the room except Godzilla, Anguirus, Rodan, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Master Ghidroah, Sir Megalon, Lt. Gigan, Mecha Anguirus, Star Wolf, and the bosses looked down in disappointment and sadness.
"You all have yourselves to blame," Master Hand told everyone, "Had you not fought and been depressed, none of this, except for Star Wolf joining, would have happened."
Everyone nodded in agreement, and all their expressions have turned sad.
For Sonic the Hedgehog and Fox McCloud, it was too much to bare, as they both walked out of the meeting room.
"This ends this meeting," Master Hand boomed. "You may all leave." And with that, he, Crazy Hand, and Taj disappeared out of the room in a puff of smoke.