Yoshizilla: Ladies and Gentlemen, with all my pleasure (and somewhat displeasure), I welcome you all to the start of the Turbo Traffic City race. Of course, you gotten a handful of the list I showed you in the previous chapter, well, let em tell you that the list you saw WILL pop up again before the end of this race (with a few alternives being fixed). Other than that, enjoy the city race, and if you are deadbeat or lazy, please review (other than Yoshiguru, might I add cleverly).

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Last Time on Yoshi Kart

"All right, racers," Master Hand said, opening a warp that leads to the start of the Pteradactyl Mountain, that being the main road of Turbo Traffic City, "Your test and skill will be indeed tested. However, if you have any fights with each other or verbal protests, then you will suffer the fate of the mountain. Are you ready?"

Luigi gulped. "Good thing we reconciled..." He said, hearing the rumors of Pteradactyl Mountain.

All of the Super Smash Brothers, Yoshi Karters, and Diddy Kong Racers got into their racing positions.

The other racers also got into their racing positions as well.

Pikachu was next to Peach, who smiled and nodded at him. Pikachu looked over to Sonic and Amy, both in different karts who refused to look at each other.

Ganondorf tapped Bowser and Mewtwo, pointing at Sonic and Amy. "Let's hope they'll forgive each other soon...things look ugly between those hedgehogs..."

Sonic just kept his eye on the road, but Amy kept sneeking angry glares at him.

Sonic could feel Amy's glares and tried hard to ignore them.

"Ready..." Master Hand said in a racing announcer's voice, as a Lakitu appeared in front of the warp portal and prepared to wave his flag. "Get set..."

Yoshi hung on tightly as Dr. Hoshi revved up the engine. Peppy also hung on tightly to his Turbo Peppy's railings as Clario revved his engine.

"GOOOOOO!!!!" Master Hand shouted, watching all of the racers zoom/run into the warp portal, and the audience cheered loudly, the Lakitu waving his flag.

"Here we goooooooo!" Mario and Luigi shouted in unison as they shot ahead.

Currentely first: Mario/Luigi

Follow-ups: Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, Sonic, Peach, Pikachu, Wario/Waluigi, Bowser/Ganondorf/Mewtwo, Koopa/Paratroopa, Brock/Hikari, Amy

Location: Turbo Traffic City (Main Street)

Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi both swerved to the right as they came behind Pikachu. Pikachu turned around and fired several electricity bolts behind him, paralyzing Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi. Pikachu then swerved to the left and tried to zap Wario/Waluigi. Ganondorf grabbed an Octorok, and threw it at Koopa and Paratroopa, who knocked it out with their triple green Koopa shells.

Sonic was following Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi close behind, glad to be out of the awkward situation he was in before. He had to figure out HOW he was going to make up with Amy when she still seemed determined to stay mad at him.

Amy, meanwhile, was in hot pursuit, fueled by her own rage as she swerved around the other racers, determined to give Sonic hell. "It's not over yet, Sonic! I'm going to make sure you don't have a moment's peace!"

Peach noticed Amy was still steamed at Sonic. "This might not be fair, but I have to get some sense into Amy..." She said to herself, determined to help Amy forgive Sonic. Showing no regrets, Peach swerved next to Sonic, and tossed a banana peel in front of Amy.

Wario grabbed a bo-bomb and tossed it at Pikachu, who went up into the air after the explosion and crashed down. Waluigi then grabbed an oil can and spilled some oil, which Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, Sonic, and Peach slipped on. However, their parade was halted when they were attacked by a red shell from Paratroopa, as he and Koopa were determined to boot Mario and Luigi from 1st place.

Amy slipped on the banana peel and went swerving straight into Sonic. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Get out of the way!"

Sonic looked behind, just in time to see Amy crash into him. "WHOA! AMY!?" Both cars went swerving out of control.

Peach managed to regain control of her kart after spinning in the oil, but she was sent spinning again after Sonic collided into her. "Whoa-oh!" She threw a mine in front of Pikachu while spinning around.

Pikachu dodged the mine, and zapped a thundershock at Bowser, Mewtwo, and Ganondorf, shocking them. Bowser grabbed a Bowser Shell, and when the paralysis thawed off, he threw it at Pikachu, who zoomed ahead. Pikachu was attacked by the Bowser Shell, and was on the ground. He got back into his kart, only to be pushed aside by Captain Falcon and Fox McCloud.

Yoshi grabbed a Yoshi Egg and threw it at the Mario Bros, which it did hit, but only popped out a gold coin, a banana peel, and a bo-bomb. Dr. Hoshi tried to swerve out of the way, but he crashed into the bo-bomb, sending him and Yoshi into the air after the explosion, and allowing the other racers to pass.

Koopa noticed the forklift ahead. He siwtched driving positions with paratroopa, and got out a triple pack of green Koopa shells, throwing two of them in front and the remaining one behind him (which hit Peach's kart). Koopa and Paratroopa were then blasted by Mewtwo's small shadow balls, which temporarily halted them.

Fox was swerving around the out of control racers, tempted to put his awing into flight mode and jet over them.

"WAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! This is all your fault!!" Amy screamed at Sonic as they span out of control.

"Why must you balme me for everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!" Sonic screamed back, also out of control.

Brock then grabbed a hookshot and attached it to Wario's car, while Hikari threw a bo-bomb at Fox's arwing.

Suddenly the two hedgehogs started to hurtle towards Fox, threatening to bump him off.

Fox yelped and shifted his arwing into flight mode, blasting over the two hedgehogs, who were blown away by the force of Fox's take off.

It seemed as though the curse was already taking effect.

"Uh oh. I sense something very bad..." Dr. Hoshi said to Yoshi as he turned to the left, going down the tunnel.

Koopa then noticed that a blue aura was seen in the sky. He tilted his head and pointed at it. "Huh? I could have sworn it was the daytime..."

"It must be the curse," Paratroopa said, going to the right.

Sonic and Amy's carts landed in a heap, teetering over the edge of the mountain, both hedgehogs yelling at each other.

"Oh great! Now were stuck teetering over the edge thanks to YOUR banana peel!" Amy yelled.

"Oh for God's sakes, shut up!!!" Sonic shouted back defensively.

Wario and Waluigi both turned to the right, but it was bad news for Brock and Hikari, as they were going left and the hookshot broke off.

"Damn it!" Brock cursed as he drove downwards into the tunnel, "My hookshot broke off."

"Don't worry, Brock!" Hikari peeped, "We'll be able to get ahead!"

Mario and Luigi have both went upwards to the right path, wheras they were being followed by Peach and Bowser/Ganondorf/Mewtwo. Pikachu went downwards to the tunnel, followed by Knuckles and Rouge, both of them in seperate cars.

Peach was attemtping to pass, but she was burned by Mario's red fireballs, with Luigi driving. The two plumbers smoothly went past Sonic and Amy in the middle, but unfortunately, the mountain started to shake.

"Mewtwo, shield!" Bowser shouted, navigating the Koopa Klown Car away from the shaking mountain.

Mewtwo used his psychic power to summon a shield putting it around the Koopa Klown Car and the other racers.

"Ack! Amy, stop hitting me already!" Sonic yelled as Amy kept leaning over to slap at him.

In her anger, Amy throw a koopa shell at Sonic's head.

Sonic dodged, and instead the shell hit Knuckles, sending him spiraling into Rouge.

Knuckles and Rouge both went spinning out of control, right into Sonic and Amy, knocking all 4 of them off the mountain.

In the tunnel, Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, Brock/Hikari, and Pikachu all started to feel and hear the mountain shaking, and all screamed as they cautiously swerved left and right to avoid the boulders.

A pair of Lakitus both rescued Sonic/Amy and Knuckles/Rouge, and set all of the 4 racers back on the mountain course.

Mario switches racing positions with Luigi. Luigi takes out a buzzy beetle shell and hurls it at Wario Waluigi. Mario turns to the right, and makes a mini-turbo on the left, almost knocking Luigi off the Green Fire.

"Mamma mia!" Luigi cries, "Mario, watch how you're driving!"

Unfortunately, all 4 Sonic racers seemed to be more intent on fighting with each other, than racing as they immediately jumped out of their cars and started arguing/fighting bitterly with one another.

"Hey, where's Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, and Rouge???" Mario suddenly noticed they were nowhere in sight as they swerved past the Warios.

Peach gasped. "They're...fighting with each other!" She said, before she screamed as she was pushed off the mountain by several boulders. A Lakitu placed her back on the road, but she was pummeled by a Bowser Shell.

"Good shot, Bowser." Ganondorf commented, chuckling as he used his Warlock Punch in a Insta-Cannon, the impact aimed at Mario/Luigi, and hitting the plumbers.

"MAMMA MIA!!!" Mario and Luigi cried as they felt the impact of the Warlock Punch. Wario and Waluigi passed them, laughing.

"Now, Waluigi," Wario instructed as he made a power thrust on the right, downwards curve, "Throw a bo-bomb at 'em!"

In the tunnel, Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi made mini-turbos on the three sharp (2) left and (1) right curves, with Brock and Hikari getting paralyzed by Pikachu. Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi then crash into a Throwmp.

Meanwhile, the Sonic crew were still yelling, screaming and hitting each other.

"Speed Freak!" Amy screamed.

"Pink spore!" Sonic hollered.

"Big hands!" Rouge yelled.

"Bat slut!" Knuckles shouted.

"I HATE YOU!!!!" They all screamed angrily at one another.

"Huh!?" Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi exclaimed, as Pikachu also bumped into a Throwmp. "What the...throwmps!?"

"No one get passed throwmps," The throwmps said, hovering over Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Pikachu. "YOU GO SQUISH, NOW!!" They both landed on their targets, flattening them.

Hikari tossed a mushroom into her vehicle's engine, allowing her and Brock to pass by the throwmps with ease.

Waluigi turned around and threw the bo-bomb at the richocheting Bowser Shell, which caused a HUGE explosion and sent everyone (except Wario/Waluigi, Fox, and Bowser/Mewtwo/Ganondorf) hurtled into the air and knocked down off the mountain road by the boulders. A whole team of lakitus had to rescue them again and place them on track.

Meanwhile, back at the commentary booth, Sonic and co.'s fighting had come to Crazy Hand's attention. "Ugh!! They STILL won't make up!"

Tails, who was also in the booth, sighed as he watched the fight. "This is getting out of hand...they shouldn't be fighting like this."

"Wait a minute, aren't you in the race, Tails?" Master Hand curiously asked, shocked by the two-tailed fox's appearance.

"Darn it all to heck, you caught me." Tails suddenly fritized and wobbled, showing he was just an image. "I'm just a hologram of myself."

"LOOK!" Taj shouted, pointing at Gruntilda and King K. Rool in the tunnel, "They're going at each other like hounds!"

Gruntilda was firing spells at King K. Rool as they both made mini-turbos on the sharp left curve inside the tunnel, but approaching the second left curve, King K. Rool pushed Grunty into the wall, and zoomed off. Gruntilda fired an ice spell at him, which froze him, and several other racers passed him, most notably Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong.

"See any of the others yet?" Donkey Kong asked as he made a powerslide on the right curve.

Diddy threw some bananas behind him, watching unfortunate racers like Haru Glory and Squall slip on the peels, "Not yet, but we're getting close!" The mountain started shaking again. "Uh oh..."

"That doesn't sound good..." Donkey Kong muttered as he and Diddy crashed into a Throwmp, and were squished by it.

To make matters worse, a storm had started brewing around the Sonic crew, who had now resorted to just sitting far away from one another and sulk, as a result of the curse.

"I think we'd better pull them out of there," Crazy Hand suggested.

"Just wait, Crazy Hand," Master Hand explained, with Tails's hologram and Taj taking down notes, "They're all entering the city distric now."

All of the racers on the mountain road or in the tunnel rejoined together as the two roads formed into one, and the racers were now going through part of the city that would best be described as something similar to New York City's famed Time Square.