Yoshizilla: (laughs heartily like a moron for no apparant reason) Yes, everybody, the race does continue on. It never seems to get old. Why is that, we'll never know. (shrugs) So enjoy!

Disclaimer: Are you even trying to increase the word count of your stupid stories anymore?

Yoshizilla: Hmmm...well, not really, because I actually written the chapters before editting them on the site itself.

Disclaimer: Oh...weird.

Yoshizilla: Why did you bother asking, then?

Disclaimer: No, no, I was just curious, that's all...(clowly walks away)

Yoshizilla: ...He's been acting strange today...(shakes head) I better keep tabs on him. (looks at computer screen, and gasos) OH!!! You guys caught me by surprise. Well, here's the ACTUAL chapter of Yoshi kart. Sorry to kept you all tongue-tied. (walks off)

"Phew," Master Hand said with realive, "Glad to see the two hedgehogs and the bat and echidna made up with each other. And so, they are now pairs again. BUT...what about the other racers...?" He looked at the projectile screen, and to his surprise, only a relative few racers remained.

"Who's left?" Crazy Hand asked.

Follow-Ups: Boshi, Birdo, Shelia, Bronto, Heppy, Peach, Pikachu, Zirdo, Dixie/Tooty, May/Misty/ Brock/Hikari/ Paulie/Fergy, Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, Peppy/Clario, Mario/Luigi, Wario/Waluigi, Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong, Tails/Cream, King K. Rool, Gruntilda, Koopa/Paratroopa

Location: Turbo Traffic City (Bridge)

"Fergy, watch out for the-AHHHH!!!" Paulie screamed, as he and Fergy collided into a Wiggler Bus.

"Chumps," Krunch whispered to himself, passing Paulie/Fergy and tossing a red Koopa shell, hitting Gruntilda.

The other racers have already made in onto the bridge, and are avoiding the buses, trucks, and cars that come their way.

"Turn to the left!" Yoshi shouted as he threw back a banana peel at Wario and Waluigi, watching the pair slip away. Dr. Hoshi turned to the left, and grabbed a green Koopa shell, handing it to Yoshi. Yoshi threw the shell at Paulie and Fergy.

The Pinata Kart stumbled a bit, but Paulie fired a candy ball at Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, pummeling the two dinosaurs with candy. Feergy threw in a mushroom into the exhaust tank, and the Pinata Kart went spiraling towards the left bend, nearing Peach. Peach swerved to the right and whacked the Pinata Kart with her frying pan, causing it to spin and crash into a bus.

Pikachu was having no much luck, either. He attempted to make a mini-turbo on the right curve, but was attacked by a Mr. Saturn. Jigglypuff tossed another Mr. Saturn at Pikachu, while Nana threw several ice blocks at some of the Diddy Kong racers, freezing them. Popo turned to the right, and bounced over a banana peel left behind.

Donkey Kong grabbed the steering wheel from Diddy and followed Conker by also making a mini-turbo on the right curve, while Diddy threw a Giant Banana peel behind him, watching a Wiggler bus and a Mushroom Freight Truck slip, mushrooms coming out of the Freight Truck.

Kirby grabbed the mushroom and zipped past Donkey Kong and Diddy, while Meta Knight started pummeling TAC, Kirby's vehicle, with his sword blade.

Suddenly, a familiar laugh echoed throughout the air. "Mwahahahahahaha...did everyone miss me?"

"Oh no..." Was all Timber had to say as he got blasted by a rocket missile from Conker, who dropped behind him a motion sensor bomb as he made a mini-turbo on the other right curve.

A familiar Eggplant figure with Eggman's leg and face suddenly appeared on one of the busses. "The Eggplantman returns! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Eggplantman?" Asked Nana as she switched driving positions with Popo and bounced over the small ram, "Who's that?"

Popo just shook his head, throwing a ice block at Zelda, freezing her. 'It's best not to ask," He replied to his sister.

Bowser tossed another of his Bowser Shell down on the bridge, one of them hitting the bus Eggplantman was on. Mewtwo swerved down to the left and fired a bullet bill at Pipsy, sending her off into the water, and forcing a Lakitu to rescue her.

The racers started to bounce over the small ramps visible on the bridge. A few racers, whoever, simply went over the ramps using mushroom and rocket boosters, while several others crashed into buses, cars, and trucks coming over the ramps.

"Dr. Hoshi, look OUT!" Yoshi screamed as he and Dr. Hoshi were burned by Mario's red fireballs, and went spinning off the bridge, and into the water, being rescued by Lakitu.

Sonic and the gang were making a steady comeback as they started to appear in the distance, coming over the city horizon and appearing on the rear entrance of the bridge.

Pikachu swerved to the left. Peach swerved to the right. Both of the characters squeezed into Donkey and Diddy, who both of the apes punched out the simgle racers. Peach then grabbed a heart swap, and as she made a mini-turbo while the others went power sliding on the right bend, she grabbed a Giant Banana peel DIddy has thrown. Pikachu then electricuted Donkey and Diddy, paralyzing them.

"Looks like it's just between us," Peach smiled as she swerved next to Pikachu, avoiding a school bus.

Pikachu chuckled. "It'll be my pleasure." He whacked his tail at peach's pink kart, and shot a electric jolt at the engine, stopping Peach in her tracks.

Peach growled with frustration,and she threw the Giant Banana peel in front of Pikachu, causing the yellow, electrical mouse Pokemon to fall off the bridge.

"What's this!?" Crazy Hand shouted over the mic. "Why I'll be a monkey's uncle! Even though that doesn't make sense, but it seems that Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose, Rouge the Bat, and Knuckles the Echidna seem to be bringing up the rear at a furious pace!" Cameras focused on the 4 mammals who seemed to be steadily catching up to the other racers.

"Oh crap, dad, move!" Bart shouted, before the Simpsons family were knocked into the water by a Wiggler Bus, dropping a mushroom.

Dora the Explorer and Boots were having a hard time with Final Fantasy characters CLoud and Squall, while Sora quietly sneaked ahead and dropepd small banana peels on the right-turning ramps. King DeDeDe and Escargoon attempted to follow Sora, but they (as well as Dora/Boots, Cloud, and Squall) were all knocked aside into the water by the 4 mammals.

Back in the front, Mario and Luigi were charging away easy as they went past the island entrance of the bridge and started to zoom off into the island portion of Turbo Traffic City, with Bowser/Mewtwo/Ganondorf, Boshi, Gruntilda, the Chaotix, Brock/Hikari, and the Babylon Hunters following.

Peach started up her engine again, but she managed to see Sonic/Amy and Rouge/Knuckles pass her. Peach wasn't too concern, so she made a mini-turbo on the last right bend of the bridge and used a mushroom to go over the ramp, followed by throwing a red Koopa shell at Eliwood, causing him to crash into a truck.

Pikachu immediately started to get back into action, using his electricity as his energy source, with Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi following. Of course, Pikachu got attacked by Dr. Mario, who started throwing pills at the other racers, including Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Peach. As all of the racers come down the slope of the bridge and approach the island entrance, Dr. Mario switches positions with Pichu.

Yoshizilla: (looking at the entire chapter; sweatdrops) Oh man...it's only been THAT long? (shakes hea dand sighs) Yeesh, I better have the other parts of the race even longer, I mean, c'mon...that's not even two-thousand words!

Disclaimer: How would you know?

Yoshizilla: (sighs and smiles a bit) Aren't word counts great?

Disclaimer: Not really, unless you're an attention w-

Yoshizilla: HEY, THIS IS RATED PG!!! WATCH YOUR MOUTH, POTTY MOUTH!!!

Disclaimer: I thought this entire fanfic was rated T.

Yoshizilla: Yeah, well...um, get used to it.

Disclaimer: (sighs and shakes head) You're not making any se-

Yoshizilla: All right, folks, I apoligize for the shortness of this chapter, but I will promise you that the next epic part of the Turbo Traffic City race WILL be indeed longer! Thanks for reading, and remember...July 7, 2007 will be a day to remember. (laughs heartily) Oh, yes indeed...a day LONG to be remembered...