(In a blank hallway, Yoshizilla and the Disclaimer are playing a game of cards)
Yoshizilla picks up a blue card, and looks at the Disclaimer. "Got any threes?"
"Go fish," The Disclaimer said, drinking some Pepsi and then munching on some durritos.
Yoshizilla sighed and picked a card from the pile of cards. "Got any tens?"
"... ... ... ..." The Disclaimer looked at his cards, and he sighed. "Darn, you got me."
"HA!" Yoshizilla shouted, dancing victoriously. "I won for the sevententh time!"
The Disclaimer sighed and shook his head, looking at a clock above the wide-screen television. "You know, we barely had anytime to explain what has happened in Yoshi Kart."
"So?" Yoshizilla replied, getting up and stretching his arms.
The Disclaimer rolled his eyes. "Don't you think you should go and tell them about today's update?"
Yoshizilla gasped, covering his mouth. "Disclaimer, you're right! I'll get to that right away!" And with that, he dashed out of the room.
The Disclaimer just sat there, and he sighed, picking up all of the cards and putting them back in the deck. "Well, there's nothing for me to do, so I might as well start cleaning around the place," He said, getting up and heading off to the kitchen.
Yoshizilla: (comes in, panting) Phew, that was a workout in his own. Huh? (looks at the computer screen) Oh! Right! (gets up in posture and clears throat) Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm back to updatez Yoshi Kart after 2 days of playing Go Fish with the Disclaimer. And rumors have it that you can spot me and Falcored attemtping to ambush KILL THE EMPIRE...but that's just a myth. Just keep reading!
And Hoogiman, if you are reading this, then both Princess Peach and Jigglypuff send their love to you. ;)
And Turq, if you're reading this, like good ol' Hoogiman stated many times, you are not allowed in the Turq Exclusion club.
"I see them!" Charmy shouted to Vector and Espio, pointing at Wario and Waluigi. "Let's sneak attack them!"
Vector revved up the engine and he brought the Kart closer to the Wario Bros.' Kart
Wario turned around to see Vector. He sneered. "Take-a this!" He released a green fart cloud, causing the Chaotix to stop and gasp for fresh air.
Waluigi attempted a mini-turbo on the incoming right turn towards the tunnel, but got hit by a red Koopa shell from Espio, causing the Wario Car to crash into the off-limits grass.
"Wario! We gotta get back on the track!" Waluigi shouted as he tried to drive through the grass, unfortunately, the Wario car going slower.
Mario and Luigi were bumping into Dr. Mario and Pichu as they entered the tunnel, pushing the opposing pair into an incoming bus.
Vector was busy spraying air freshner all around to get rid of Wario's fart cloud. "Ugh! What the hell did this guy eat!?"
"Luigi, mushroom time!" Mario said, switching with Luigi and steering to the right, avoiding the freight truck ahead of them.
"I don't think we want to know..." Espio moaned, holding his breath, as did Charmy.
Peach was coming right behind Mario and Luigi, but she kept getting attacked by Pikachu, who electrocuted her again for the 6th time. "Ooh! Curse you, Pikachu!" She shouted, trying to start up her kart's engine again.
Pikachu laughed, steering to the left and throwing behind him a banana peel, which Gruntilda's car slipped on and crashed into a school bus going the opposite direction. Coming behind Pikachu was Wave. "Eh, what's this?"
Wave had a bucket of water in her hand as she came up beside Pikachu. "Time for you to have a blackout!" She dumped water all over Pikachu and his Kart.
Pikachu slapped his forehead. "Oh cra-" He was then electrocuted himself, as were everyone else in the tunnel, including Wave.
"OOOH!!" Master Hand gasped, noticing the scene in the tunnel, "Seems like the racers AND the bypasses are electrocuted, fizzled, and unable to move because of paralysis! Wario and Waluigi are trying to get back on course, but are failing, and the Chaotix is using this as their advantage! A stupendeous thing indeed!"
"Suckers!" Charmy laughed as he stuck out his tongue at Wario and Waluigi, who only growled with rage.
Espio looked behind him as Vector used a mini-turbo on the right turn, seeing Sonic the Hedgehog/Amy Rose/Knuckles the Echidna/Rouge the Bat coming up. "Hey Vector, the old Sonic gang's back!" He shouted.
'Shit,' was all Wave could think of as she stood, paralyzed.
Vector looked behind. "Looks like they finally made peace...and making a comeback while they're at it!"
Charmy waved. "Hey guys! What's up?" He exclaimed, as the Chaotix entered the tunnel and past a paralyzed (and runned over) Gruntilda.
Sonic waved to the Chaotix. "Hey guys! We finally made up with one another," he smiled.
Knuckles looked behind at the Gruntilda roadkill. "Looks like that witch is now a SANDWICH." He laughed.
Suddenly, a random sandwich out of nowhere hit Knuckles right in the face. Canned laughter can be heard in the background.
"You were saying?" Espio asked, chuckling while Vector and Charmy laughed their heads off.
"Ick...peanut butter," was all Knuckles could say as he took the peanut butter and banana sandwich out of his face.
Another sandwich then hit Knuckles in the face, resulting to the entire Sonic crew laughing out loud.
"Agh! Now it's egg salad!" Knuckles took the sandwich off of his face.
Back with Wario and Waluigi, they were about to give up as they were still stuck in the grass.
"Wario, I give up." Waluigi moaned, slamming his head onto the steering wheel, "We'll never get outta here and get back on the road."
Suddenly, Eggplantman came running up, cackling away, and gave the Warios a big kick to the back of their car, causing them to fly out of the grass and back onto the road.
"YAHOO!!!" Wario and Waluigi cheered, waving at Eggplantman, "Thank you, strange guy in an eggplant suit!"
"...Strange guy in an eggplant suit...?" Boshi asked himself, shuddering as he entered the tunnle, following Wario and Waluigi, and passing Gruntilda and Pikachu.
Eggplantman watched, hiding in the grass. "Those fool have no idea... When the time comes... My old self shall return!"
"Get out of the way, losers!" Boshi shouted, using a rocket booster and pushing Wario and Waluigi into a car. He then was behind the Sonic gang and the Chaotix.
Waluigi growled, and he placed a mushroom into the engine, using it to pass Boshi, the Sonic crew, and the Chaotix. He laughed and stuck out his tongue at them. "Nahahahaha! Losers!"
"Yeah!" Wario added, as he released a HUGE fart cloud at the drivers behind him.
Boshi stopped, coughing and searching for a gas mask. He placed it on himself and continued. "Ugh...so they're using Wario's farts as an advantage, eh?" He chuckled. "I got a surprise of my own..." He steadily distanced himself from the Sonic crew and the Chaotix.
Sonic coughed and wheezed as the farts surrounded him. "God!!! Talk about chemical warfare!!!"
"C-Can't Breathe!" Knuckles coughed as he tried to hold his breath.
"Gas masks!" Espio shouted, giving everyone (including himself) gas masks.
Charmy was spinning out of control due to the farts, and he then got BAMMED to the ground (in pieces) by a bus.
Espio gasped. "Charmy!" He then growled, slamming his fist on the chair of the car. "Damn it...how could we lose Charmy..." He looked at Wario and Waluigi. "Those two clowns will pay for this!"
"CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" Vector pushed the engine to the max and headed right for the Wario Bros. "You guys are gonna die!!"
Wario gulped. "Waluigi, turn the car! Hurry!"
"I'm trying!" Waluigi screamed, but they got rammed by Vector, and they were sent hurtling into a frieght truck, crushing them.
"Take that you ugly bastards!" Vector shouted to the Warios. "That one was for Charmy!"
Espio sobbed quietly, with Vector patting him on the back. "Thank you, Vector. Charmy..." He looked up. "You have been avenged."
Boshi passed by the destroyed Charmy, and then the flattened (and unconcious) Wario Brothers. He smirked. "Excellent. A stupid pair down, and that leaves less hassles." He chuckled to himself, keeping his distance again.