Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus can be seen wearing athletic clothes, doing exercises in his bedroom. The Disclaimer comes in and watches in shock as the idiot author known as simply Yoshizilla does jumping jacks.
"Umm..." The Disclaimer stuttered, sweatdropping. "Yo zilla, what is this...?"
The zilla of Yosh stopped doing his jumping jacks and turned to the Disclaimer, grabbing a towel. "Yeah?" He asked, wiping his body with the towel.
The Disclaimer stared blankly at Yoshizilla for several seconds. "...Uhh, meow...?"
There was an awkward pause. The author that was me clearly wasn't having any of the claimer's dis nonsense.
"...Get on with it you clown."
"All right, how do I explain this..."
Crickets in the background started to chirp in harmony. A random, small dust bowl rolled by, and the wind blew calmly as a wolf howled outside.
The Disclaimer sighed, shaking his head in embarrassment and disgust. "N-nevermind..." He stuttered a bit, before walking out of the room, and shutting the door.
Yoshizilla shrugged, and he resumed doing jumping jacks, losing five pounds.
Yoshizilla proudly presents the next chapter of Yoshi Kart! The next part of the exhilarating Turbo Traffic City race!
Back in Turbo Traffic City and outside the Turbine Tunnel, Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi were having problems with Petey Piranha and King Boo, racing on the road that led to the Turbine Tunnel (Hillside Street). Donkey Kong and Diddy, as well as Star Wolf, were right behind them, whilst Tails and Cream were in front of them, already in the Turbine Tunnel.
"All right, Yoshi, I'll drive, you handle the items!" Dr. Hoshi shouted while adjusting his glasses.
Yoshi nodded. "Right, doc!" He switched places with Dr. Hoshi and grabbed the railings.
Petey Piranha and King Boo appeared next to Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, riding their Piranha Pipes vehicle in style.
"Ready to lose?" Petey taunts, with him and King Boo cackling in unison.
Yoshi growles, shaking his fist as Petey. "We'll see who gets the last laugh, piranha breath!"
Petey snarls. "Piranha breath, am I? Well then, you deserve THIS!" He whacked his right hand (er sorry, leaf) into the Turbo Yoshi, almost knocking Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi off the road.
Yoshi growls, holding onto the railing. "HEY! What did you do THAT for!?"
Petey chuckled, sticking his tongue out at Yoshi and pulling down his left eye. "You're competing against us, what do you expect?"
Dr. Hoshi sighs, swerving to the right, avoiding a small white sevan. "Well, if it's a competitive battle you want, then a friendship destroying war you'll get," He says, looking angrily at King Boo.
King Boo chuckles, grinning eerily. "Very well then. BRING IT!" He swerved left, ramming into the Turbo Yoshi, and pushing them towards the left, hitting the small railings.
Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Petey Piranha/King Boo both started to ram each other off the road, forcing the other vehicles (who honked angrily, by the way) to break through the railings and into the grass. Going down the right curve, the Turbo Yoshi gained a boost and used it to push aside the Piranha Pipes. King Boo used his saved lighting bolt to shrink Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, and he ran over them as he drove. When Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi returned to size, The DK of Kongs were next to them, in the DK Barrel.
"Let's see you handle this!" Donkey Kong laughed in a triumphant note, taking out his bongos and playing loudly.
Suddenly, small quakes in the ground started to shake in the road, and Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong both easily manage to pass the expanding creak in the road while Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi slowerd down. Diddy switched with Donkey Kong and threw behind him a Giant Banana peel, which split into three, smaller banana peels (due to the small quakes shaking it and tearing it apart).
Yoshi grabbed a Yoshi Egg, and he fired it in front of the Turbo Yoshi. Dr. Hoshi made the vehicle bounce over the crack, and noticed that the Yoshi Egg exploded into Donkey Kong and Diddy, revealing a mushroom, a star, and a red Koopa shell. Using a mini-turbo, Dr. Hoshi ran through the star and got star power, catching up to the Piranha Pipes. Sliding on the left, narrow curve, which led into a small tunnel engraved into a small hill, Yoshi grabbed a bo-bomb from the item box and threw it behind him, watching in glee as Donkey Kong and Diddy collided into the bo-bomb and exploded, stopping the DK Barrel. As Dr. Hoshi continued sliding the Turbo Yoshi on the left, narrow curve within the small, hill-engraved tunnel, he then suddenly shifted right, and hit the wall on the left side.
Yoshi gasped, exclaiming while shaking the railings. "Doc! What the hell are you DOING!?"
Dr. Hoshi sighed. "Look, Yoshi, just trust me on this, all right?" He was concentrating on the wall ahead of them.
Yoshi sighed, and he sat down, taking a deep breath. He closed his eyes, but then held onto the railings, screaming at the top of his lungs as Dr. Hoshi thrusted the Turbo Yoshi through the walls and spiraled down the secret, hidden path. The entrance to the hidden path was quickly caved in, as rocks fell down into the hole, closing it up from the main road.
Meanwhile in the dry, barren Ankylosaurus Desert, inside the surprisingly small, red-and-yellow colored, black striped Eggpod...
"Isn't it ironic that we're the only characters getting a major character revitalization for ourselves?" Scratch asked Dr. Eggman in amazement.
"I suppose the readers can't get enough of old favourites," Eggman grinned, chuckling.
"Then let's go!" Grounder shouted, pressing a button on the Eggpod, and then the Eggplod explode, sending the three characters flying out of the Ankylosaurus Desert.
Quickly in the back of the racing competitors in the traffic-jammed Turbo Traffic City, in the Star View Zone of the city racecourse, May and Misty are having trouble with Ash Ketchum and Max, while avoiding the traffic.
"Misty, switch with me!" May shouted, getting into the driver's seat while Misty went to the back, holding onto the railings. May slid to the right, and then bounced over a small, leftover banana peel.
Misty grabbed a handful of bubbles and started blowing them all behind her, watching the bubbles hit the tires of Ash's B-dasher, slowing it down. Max then rammed into Ash in his small, green kart, and he used a mushroom to zoom past the right curve and become neck-and-neck with May and Misty. He then took out a spiny and threw it in front of May's vehicle, and chuckled to himself as he mini-turbored left and watched May and Misty collide into the spiny, losing momentum.
Ash passed by May and Misty, commanding Torkoal to burn them, which he did, and watched in amusement as May and Misty tried to get the blazing flares off of them and their vehicle.
Ash approaches Max from behind. He takes out a red-and-yellow mega-speaker and shouts, "HEY MAX!"
Max sighs, opening and pressing a green button on his kart, which popped out its own green mega-speaker, and shouted into it. "WHAT!?"
"LOOK BEHIND HERE!" Ash shouted again into his red-and-yellow mega-speaker, placing it away and slamming his foot on the pedal, making his B-Dasher go slightly faster.
Max sighed and he opened and pressed another button, this time being red, which placed the green mega-phone back into the kart. Max turned around to see Ash waving, and then he runs into the back of a small, black sedan. He tumbles over and over, and accidentally crashes into a mine, stopping his kart's momentum completely.
Ash laughs as he zooms past Max and bounces over a small creak in the street, sliding down the right, smooth curve up ahead. Max started up his kart again, but got hit by a speeding yellow taxi, which was chased by a group of blue-and-white striped police cars, which also hit Max. Both May and Misty zoomed by, their vehicle burned, but still going as they power slided down the right, smooth curve. Max moaned weakly and attempted to start his crushed kart again, but winded up being run over by an 18-Wheeler truck.
Back with Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, the pair managed to reemerge through the ground of the off-limits grass and bounced over the small railings, going back into the road (which returned to a straight path from the right curve of the tunnel's exit). Petey Piranha and King Boo gasped in disbelief as Yoshi threw behind him and at them a Blooper, which sprayed them with ink and caused the Piranha Pipes to collide into the railings.
Yoshi laughed, smiling as he gave Dr. Hoshi a high-five. "Woo! We sure managed to show them, huh doc?"
Dr. Hoshi nodded, grinning. "Yes. Let's keep this momentum up, and we'll be at the top in no time!" He then thrusted the Turbo Yoshi to the right, sliding out of the way of a incoming school bus.
Master Hand watched as May and Misty attacked Ash from behind with green Koopa shells, and passed him as he got hit by a bus coming from the opposite direction. "May and Misty are getting ahead, and they're now using mushrooms to zoom straight down the curves!" He turns to Taj and his crazy brother hand. "Pretty intriguing, huh?"
Taj and Crazy were both too busy playing "Halo" on their new X-Box 360 Elite to have any comments.
Master angrily muttered to himself, sighing and just murmured to himself. "Why do I even bother...?"
A few matter of seconds later, the Eggpod then crashed into the announcers' booth in Turbo Traffic City, sending Taj and Crazy hand falling out of the booth and landing, headfirst, into the ground..
"Huh..." Master Hand said in disbelief, looking down at Eggman, Scratch, and Grounder as the trio came out of the Eggpod. He gasped and exclaimed, "What the!? Dr. Eggman returns!?"
"That's right! I've come to make an announcement!" Eggman replied, smirking and going into a 'gangsta' pose. "You are a bitch ass motherfucker who pissed on my wife, and I'm taking over the announcements now! Ohohohoho!"
MH, as were Crazy Hand, and Taj already have been from the destroyed Eggpod's crash, has been booted out of the announcers' booth and crashed, headfirst like the previously two named characters, into the ground, as Scratch and Grounder fixed the place up with themes of Dr. Eggman's bases from the Sonic games.
"We fixed up the announcers' booth like you wished, Dr. Eggman!" Scratch and Grounder said in unison, saluting and grinning with pride and joy.
"Excellent!" Eggman grinned, tapping his fingers like a certain Simpsons character. "Now it's time for us to make ourselves known." He spoke into the microphone. "Attention all racers! The Yoshi Kart race has hereby been changed and replaced. From now on, you will all be racing in the Eggman Grand Prix! Bwahahahahaha!" He finished off, laughing maniacally.
"...The Eggman Grand Prix...?" The members of the audience gasped in horror, as the theme changed from Yoshi Kart to Eggman's Base.
"That's right, and starting with this race, you all lose 50 points!" Scratch added, cackling maniacally.
"Yeah, you guys are gonna feel worse than you already do!" Grounder added in laughter.
"Prepare for trickier race courses, deadlier traps, and higher stakes," Eggman went on, "Your lives and karts will be on the line, and rules? Ha! There are no rules! Do whatever it takes to win!"
All of the racers within the Turbine Tunnel all gasped, complained, and angrily muttered as they all got out and entered the final stretch of the city racecourse - the heavily traffic-jammed highway leading towards back to...the stadium.
"I can't believe Eggman would go and do this!" Yoshi growled, slamming his fist on the steering wheel, "...What kind of monster is he?"
"Apparently one who seeks world domination," Dr. Hoshi explained as they came up to the Sonic crew and the Chaotix. "...I'm not surprised."
"If there aren't any rules..." Rouge suddenly realized, "We're all at risk from other racers."
"Yes, we would..." Espio added, growling as he took out a missile and released it in front of him, hitting Wave.
Uh oh... what kind of trouble is Dr. Eggman and his robot goonies Scratch and Grounder planning as the Eggman Grand Prix is created and the Yoshi Kart Grand Prix is terminated? How will all of the racers strike back against Dr. Eggman, Scratch, and Grounder? And will the magical floating floved hands and Taj be able to return things back to normal before the Eggman Grand Prix destroys the entire racing grand prix? Find out...next time!