Yoshizilla: Well, here it is...the start of the final race of Yoshi Kart...(sniff) It's gonna be tough writing this all by myself, but...
Disclaimer: Let me guess, you've been writing Yoshi kart for so long, you don't want to stop.
Yoshizilla: ... ... ... ... ... Something along those lines.
Disclaimer: Yup. I knew it.
Yoshizilla: Oh just shut up, Disclaimer.
Disclaimer: You're the one who's acting like a-
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Yoshizilla: Are we still on? Well, anyway, ignore what just happened. And, uh, there's no stains of blood on me, honestly! (pathetically tries to smile) Just read and enjoy, darn you!
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Today was the day. The day that all of the racers would finally race against Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik and his badniks.
All of the audience members who have watched all of the races in the Yoshi Kart Grand Prix have gathered together as much as they could to watch perhaps the most dramatic race in history.
All of the Lakitus were recording this event. Even many different aerial creatures have brought their own cameras to record this un-dignifying race.
No one knew what the outcome would be. It was all up to luck, and fate.
"Hello, ladies and gentlemen!" Cackled Dr. Eggman as he got into his Eggpod, with Scratch and Grounder both by his side, 'Welcome to the most anticipated race of the Eggman Grand Prix!"
He received lots of booing and jeering from the audience, as well as dirty looks from all of the racers.
"Teaches him to mess with the grand prix..." King Kong quietly whispered to Wizpig, who nodded in agreement.
Eggman scoffed, grinning. "Bah! You folks don't even know how to run a grand prix, let alone race..." He turned to Master Hand, Crazy Hand, and Taj. "Well, are you ready to meet your impudent doom?" He chuckled.
Master Hand fumed. "Just you wait, Robotnik! You won't be smiling for long!" He shouted back, with Taj and Crazy Hand nodding in agreement.
Eggman laughed. "We'll see about that!" He snapped his fingers, and the Eggpod slowly moved towards the starting line, which was in front of a bluish warp portal that lead to outer space.
Yoshi looked down at his feet frowning as he held the steering wheel. Dr. Hoshi noticed this, and he comforted Yoshi. Yoshi smiled a bit, but he was still worried about what would happen in the race.
Mario and Luigi exchanged looks with Princess Peach, Daisy, Toad, Toadette, Pikachu, and Dr. Mario and Pichu, who were worried themselves as well. Link glanced at Zelda, who only sighed and was cautious of what would happen. King K. Rool glanced at Bowser, who was chatting with Mewtwo and Ganondorf. Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong were both eager for the race to start. May and Misty kept their hopes up for Ash, who was talking to Brock and Hikari while Max watched as the Yoshi Kart racers and the Diddy Kong racers chatted with each other. Tails and Cream got close to the Smashers, being protective in case something bad would happen. Vector and Espio looked at each other and nodded, both of them grinning with confidence and planning on avenging Charmy's death. Godzilla, Anguirus, and Rodan were all in position for racing, while the bosses all chuckled to themselves as they got positioned with ease. Captain Falcon gazed at Fox McCloud, sitting in his arwing his his good buddies Falco and Krystal on his side. Spongebob and Patrick both gulped, trembling with fear. Tiff and Tuff kept close to Kirby, with Meta Knight close by while Popo and Nana held onto each other, with Jigglypuff on the steering wheel. The Star Wolf team were also prepared to ride off while Dixie Kong and Tooty Bear kept close to Banjo and Kazooie, who eyed Gruntilda suspiciously. Koopa and Paratroopa were close to Krusty the Clown, who for some odd reason was testing his limo's horn. Jessie, James, and Meowth all took their own turns to start the engine of their vehicle, while James Bond and Alec Trevelyan continued to glare at each other. Mr. game-and-Watch glanced at Paulie and Fergy, who were both prepared in their rainbow-colored Pinata kart. Everyone else were concerned and prepared for what might happen in the race.
As a Lakitu flew over to the starting line and raised his flag that would start the race, everyone heard laughter that sounded familiar. And it was laughter that did sound familiar... it was King DeDeDe and Escargoon!
"Ehehehehe! Did you honestly think that we'll go and leave like that?" King DeDeDe laughed, stopping his limousine right next to Eggman's eggpod, "We want to compete in this last race!"
"And there's no way that His Majesty is going to lose to the likes of you!" Escargoon told Eggman, pointing at him, "So prepare to lose!"
Eggman grinned. "Oh, goodie! More racers to suffer the fate of the grand prix! Ho ho!" He then turned his attention at the Lakitu and pointed at him. "All right, shell boy! Start the race!"
The Lakitu gulped, and he waved the flag, watching with practically everyone else as Eggman and all of the racers ran, flew, and drove into the warp portal, being transported many, many miles away from the Earth and towards the center...of the universe.
"Now, racers, see if you can handle the Death Egg! Haha!" Eggman laughed as he pressed a button on the eggpod and it zoomed far ahead into the mecha-themed Death Egg.
All of the racers gasped, and they ran after the Eggpod, heading down the mechanized path and turning to the right.
The race to determine the fate of the grand prix has finally started.
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The Final List of Racers:
1. Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi
2. Peppy Ankylosaurus/Clario
3. Birdo
4. Boshi
5. Zirdo Birdosaurus
6. Heppy Ankylosaurus
7. Bronto the Brontosaurus
8. Shelia the Stegosaurus
9. Mario/Luigi
10. Baby Mario/Baby Luigi
11. Peach
12. Professor E. Gadd/Chad the Charmander
13. Bowser/Mewtwo/Ganondorf
12. Wario/Waluigi
13. Daisy/Toad/Toadette
14. Koopa/Paratroopa
15. Pikachu
16. Kirby
17. Link
18. Samus
19. Banjo/Kazooie
20. Meta Knight
21. May/Misty
22. Dr. Mario/Pichu
23. Zelda
24. Gruntilda
25. Boggy the Polar Bear
26. Humba Wumba/Jamjars
27. Godzilla/Anguirus/Rodan
28. Donkey Kong/Diddy Kong
29. Pipsy the Mouse
30. Krunch the Kremling
31. King K. Rool
32. Fox McCloud/Falco Lombardi/Krystal
33. Bumper the Badger
34. Wizpig
35. Conker the Squirrel
36. Tiptup the Turtle
37. Timber the Tiger
38. The Yoshi Series/Diddy Kong Racing Bosses/Master Ghidorah/Sir Megalon/Lt. Gigan/MechaAnguirus
39. James Bond
40. Alec Trevelyan
41. Team Rocket
42. Paulie Pretztail/Fergy Fudgehog
43. Tails/Cream/Cheese
44. Krusty the Clown
45. Bottles the Mole/Mumbo Jumbo
46. Drumstick the Rooster
47. T.T. the Analog Clock
48. Captain Falcon
49. Star Wolf
50. Ash Ketchum
51. Max
52. Blaze the Cat
53. Spongebob Squarepants/Patrick Star
54. Vector/Espio
55. Mr. Game-and-Watch
56. King Kong
57. Brock/Hikari
58. Popo/Nana/Jigglypuff
69. Dixie Kong/Tooty Bear
70. Tiff/Tuff
71. Pit
72. King DeDeDe/Escargoon
Dr. Eggman's Team:
1. Doctor Eggman/Scratch/Grounder