One day in the happy go lucky random determined world of Yoshi Kart, everything was normal.
"Yep, just normal," Yoshi commented.
"Normal normal normal..." Mario continued, smiling as he hoped nothing stupid would happen. Boy, was he wrong.
The very next moment, Master Hand and Taj came running, with fear in their eyes.
"Run for your lives, racers!" Master Hand urged as he shivered, "Crazy Hand's gone crazy!"
"But...isn't he always crazy?" Luigi asked, titling his head to the right in confusion.
Sonic nodded in agreement. "Yeah, why would we worry about Crazy Hand when he's always-"
Suddenly, Crazy Hand's laughter could be heard as penguins began raining down on the racers. Sadly, one of them just so happen to bonk May... on the head.
"May!" Max cried out as he rushed to May, but tripped. He growled as he looked up at the sky. "SAKURAI!!!"
Sakurai can be seen in the clouds, laughing as Waddle Dees and Waddle Doos began to fall from the sky, with a side order of Gordos.
"Fear my BIG GAY DANCE!!!" King DeDeDe proclaimed in his southern accent as he laughed while performing his Final Smash, with Escargoon egging him on.
"Ahhhh!" May cried out, fainting to the ground, with her butt in the air; and her pants split open, showing blue panties with butterfree prints on them.
Pikachu rubbed the back of his head as he felt a strange, blue aura engulfing him. "Hey... what's going on..." One quick blink, and everyone quickly pitched to black.
As soon as the black was gone, everyone was still there. Except May... was wearing a Skitty costume?
"Oh no," Yoshi gulped, sweating nervously.
"Oh God," Dr. Hoshi panicked, sighing as he shook his head.
"Oh lawd," Peppy Ankylosaurus muttered as his jaw dropped in disbelief.
Mario, Pikachu, and Vector slapped their foreheads. "Here we go again!"
"I am... Skitty Woman!" May proclaimed, before being pushed aside by Ike.
"BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL... I HAVE THE POWER!" Ike screamed randomly with enthusiasm as he began raping several buildings with his sword, the Aether.
Marth watched Ike's antics, facepalming in embarassment. "Damn it, Ike..."
Roy laughed. "Doesn't he do this all the time-" He then got impaled in the back by Skeletor, who randomly appeared out of nowhere with his... skeleton army.
"SKELETOR!!!" Ike roared as he ran towards Skeletor, but tripped, falling in a pool of mud.
"Nyahahahaha!" Skeletor cackled.
Ike ran towards Skeletor again, but he tripped over Marth and Roy. And collided into Pit.
"Hey!" Pit yelled in response, who was trying to check out Samus without being caught.
Just as things were TRYING to get back to normal, a chorus of wookies appeared, annoying everyone with their grunts.
"NO! CURSE YOU, STAR WARS HOLDAY SPECIAL!" Captain Falcon screamed in horror as he gave Snake the Knee of Justice by accident.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" Snake shouted as he got kneed in the groin.
Just as more things couldn't get worse, a huge hurricane appeared out of nowhere, chuckling the tropical trees into the air as several buildings became torn by the powerful wind.
"So much for our normal day!" Mario screamed as he, Yoshi, Sonic, and Luigi hung on to the steel parts of the Yoshi Kart Hotel, doing their best not to get sucked in.
"Tell us about it!" Yoshi and Sonic chimed in while Luigi tried to fight off the incoming Boos, who were scaring him. Luigi screamed as he flailed about, squirming in his place.
"MOAR! MOAR, MOAR MOAR MOAR! Moar moar moar moar moar moar moar! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR MOAR MOAR! moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar!" Sang Moar Krabs, Mr. Krabs's hilariously demented form, appearing out of thin air, scaring the pants off of EVERYONE.
Bean the Dynamite Duck suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and through a bomb at Moar Krabs
"No!" CD-I Ganon cried in dispair as he jumped in the way, protecting Moar Krabs as he got himself killed.
"Moar!" Moar Krabs randomly demanded as he fired a slew of the words "MOAR" at the gang.
The gang managed to held off the words... until... THEY came.
"Oh no... NO!!" Pikachu cried in despair as he hid behind Mario, covering his eyes. "It's the naked ones!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!" Sonic shouted as he face palmed, holding on tightly next to Mario. "Why now?!?!!?"
The hairy nudists all suddenly ran by in a crowd, right past everyone, every bit of their naked body showing off.
And coming from right behind was Pee Wee Herman.
"Hi boys and girls!" Pee Wee laughed as he began to molest Ness and Lucas, much to everyone's disgust.
"Ahhh!" Zelda exclaimed as she fired her Din's Fire at Pee Wee, but somehow kept missing. "Not the children rapist! Anyone but that!"
Link suddnely ran up behind Pee Wee and stabbed him with the Master Sword.
Just as the nudists stopped doing their marathons and stuck a while by doing squats, the wookie chorus came back, screeching loudly to annoy the others.
"Who will stop this madness!?" Misty exclaimed as she stuck by Ash, while Psyduck got knocked out by young Wookies, when suddenly, May stood up, wearing that strange Skitty outfit. "Uhh... May? You okay?"
"Is May... dressed like..." Just as Brock was about to comment, May suddenly screamed victoriously as she pointed at herself, grinning gloriously.
"Skitty woman!" May struck a pose.
"I thought she got over that," Meta Knight commented as he slashed some nudists and wookies.
Just as Mario and Luigi were going to agree, two wookies screamed in their faces, startling them.
"GOD DAMN IT!" Mario exclaimed angrily as he grabbed the wookie and chucked it at several crouching nudists nearby.
"SO MUCH FOR THE NORMAL DAY!!!" Yoshi exclaimed as he and Pikachu were being pulled off the steel hanging by the hurricane, screaming as they held onto each other.
Donkey Kong came running by, holding a bunch of Golden Bananas in his grip, as he was trying to lose several annoying Zingers.
"Stupid bees! These are MY bananas!" Donkey Kong shouted as he grabbed his coconut and began firing at the Zingers, while Waluigi watched from the safe havens of the hammer space, sipping his grape-flavored wine. Bowser also happened to be with Waluigi, and he laughed as he recorded the insane footage of the madness.