Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Fifth year anniversary of this gigantic, stupid piece of shit. And it's on a very hot Saturday, too. Cheers.
Yoshi yawned as he stretched his arms on the green old couch he was sitting on in his room. Peppy Ankylosaurus, Dr. Hoshi, Birdo, Chad The Charmander, Heppy Ankylosaurus, Bronto The Brontosaurus, Shelia The Stegosaurus, Zirdo, and Boshi were all there, the ten of them being the only characters present. It was raining heavily outside as the ten dinosaur racers were having some pizza and popcorn, sitting around a circular table with a nearby old wooden television set on, showing nothing but the fizzling screen.
"So... we've been doing practically nothing but recalling memories." Dr. Hoshi started as he adjusted the cards, glancing at his fellow reptilians. "Any ideas on how to make this grand prix, and this entire chapter, more fresh?"
Birdo rubbed her chin as she pondered. "Well... we could develop our personalities more. I mean, we're just as flat as pancakes."
Bronto nodded in agreement, folding his arms. "Yeah. You could say I already have the dumb, strong but loveable guy stereotype down. Only thing I have going for me is that I like sports and that I'm a coach."
Shelia sighed as she nodded in agreement, eating a slice of hot pizza with extra cheese. "And all I have going for is being a fashion designer."
Zirdo coughed nervously as she looked down. Everyone turned to the young green colored Birdosaurus, who looked up and spoke in a high pitch voice, "Well, I can't say that I really have anything going for me... I'm just Birdo's cute younger sister."
Peppy sighed as he shoved twenty pounds of lettuce down his mouth, blabbering out loud, "Meh, I'm just a slow guy who likes lettuce. Yay for blatant character development."
Yoshi looked up, having gulped down the last of the popcorn. Looking at the now empty green bowl, he got up, telling the others, "Well, I'll go get the popcorn. And maybe set up a television for us to play something with, while we're at it."
The other dinosaurs mumbled in agreement as Yoshi got up, while Boshi sneered, folding his arms as he turned away from the others, as the rain started pouring louder.