Yoshi yawned as he looked outside. It was night time, pitch black, and he was pretty exhausted. From doing nothing.
"Oh man, is there ANYTHING new for this fanfic?" Yoshi asked as he looked up at the skies.
Suddenly, he was violently zapped by a powerful blue lightning bolt, sizzling him greatly. Yoshi coughed as he fell off the balcony, landing in the lake below.
Dr. Hoshi came out, hearing the splash as he was holding his cup of coffee. He looked down, narrowing his eyes. "Really, Yoshi? You're going for a swim now?"
Yoshi poked his head out of the water as he gasped, replying to Dr. Hoshi, "Well, there's not much going on, and it feels like the author is only updating this just to get some hits."
Dr. Hoshi sighed as he shook his head with great disappointment. "It's a sad day when a racing fanfic has less racing and more uneeded filler. This should be renamed, it doesn't even pay tribute to racing in general."
Yoshi climbed back up, drying himself with a pink towel as he remarked, "Well, we can always send the author death notes threatening to make this full with life and have actual racing."
Dr. Hoshi adjusted his glasses. "And genuine new parts that aren't copied and pasted into certain parts to extend the story pathetically."
Silence. Both Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi coughed in unison as they felt like the only ones who were awake.
"Kinda cool for a Saturday night in July, huh?" Yoshi remarked, wrapping his arms around the back of his head.
Dr. Hoshi shook his head. "Well, Yoshi, it's been nearly seven years. I'm sure the author can actually put effort into making this story both good and relevant."
Yoshi shrugged. "Well, Yoshi Kart is his most successful story."
"Was, my dear chap," Dr. Hoshi corrected as he sipped his coffee, "The vastly superior story starring Silver The Hedgehog in Pizza Hut has become more popular."
Yoshi placed his right hand on his face. "Huh. Funny that both that and this were based on somewhat popular things."
"Yes, funny that." Dr. Hoshi commented as he blinked, "And it would kill the author to actually put decent focus onto guys who are barely acknowledged. Not to mention, tone down the massive crossover."
"Someone say massive crossover?" Ralph Reilly from Wreck-it Ralph exclaimed as he suddenly popped up from the bushes nearby.
Dr. Hoshi eyed Ralph oddly. "Were you there this whole time?"
Ralph chuckled as he shrugged. "Well, I was sort of game hopping, and I heard of a particular popular story involving a lot of game characters..."
Yoshi rubbed the back of his head. "Aren't you confirmed to be playable in that new racing game with Sonic?"
Ralph chuckled as he rubbed his chest with his gigantic right hand. "Yeah, it feels great. It's SEGA's way of thanking Disney for using Sonic and Eggman in my movie."
More silence. Dr. Hoshi sipped more of his coffee as Yoshi and Ralph exchanged more odd glances.
"...Want to go learn how to drive? Dr. Hoshi asked curiously.
Ralph smiled, giving two thumbs up. "Do I? This may help me!"
Dr. Hoshi shrugged, opening his eyes again. "All right. Follow me, Ralph." He turned to Yoshi. "You can come too, Yosh."
"All right!" Yoshi exclaimed, following Dr. Hoshi alongside Ralph to... some secluded away several miles away from the hotel.
And that's how Yoshi Kart came back... sort of.