Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Today marks eight years of this crap shoot. So I'm back to updating it regularly. Granted, it got condensed, so it's not as... bleh as it was before. Enjoy!

"...So, how long have you all been cooped here?" Dr. Hoshi asked as he folded his arms.

"Too long." Alternative Shadow remarked as he folded his arms together, shaking his head. "Trying to help this chick's farting problem puts a strain on you."

"Yeah, especially when it makes you so exhausted." Alternative Silver commented as he moved his hands about. "So... exhausting..."

Alternative Amy pouted as she shook her arms. "Oh come on, guys! It's not that bad!" She exclaimed as she let out a deep pitched poot.

Pokemon Black and White 1's Farting Bianca giggled as she pointed at Amy. "That's nothing! Listen to this!" She then tilted to the right.

"Please don't." Iris groaned as she placed her right hand on her face, only for Bianca to fart anyway, much to everyone's dismay as everyone except Bianca groaned in unison, who only giggled as she farted loudly again.

"Mah boi, uhh, I mean, gurl, now was not the time to break wind," King Harkinian commented as he frantically waved the air with his right hand, shaking his head in disappointment. "Peeyew! This smell is not what all true warriors strive for."

"This is worse than big, meaty claws," Harold commented as he placed both of his hands on his face.

Nat folded his arms together as he eyed Harold. "You're not letting that meme go, are you?" He groaned as he shook his head in disbelief.

"He definitely isn't." Fred Rechid stated as he was rubbing a revved up fryer. "But I'm not letting my meme go, either, because I just have to rev up those fryers!"

"Memes are funny." Alternative Toadette giggled as she clapped her hands together.

Alternative Dry Bowser sighed in annoyance as he glared at Toadette, his skeletal arms crossed. "Don't even start."

"Leave her be, bonehead, she already started," Alternative Gruntilda rhymed as she pointed at Bianca and Amy, "Much like these two, who both just farted."

Alternative Amy and Bianca farted in unison as everyone groaned again.

"All this gassy predicament is making me hungry." Aria Meloetta stated as she felt her stomach growl, pulling out a carton of vanilla icing.

"Really? Me too!" Alternative Meloetta exclaimed as she turned her head to Ash Ketchum, giggling.

Ash shook his head at Meloetta, being in disagreement. "No, we are not doing that here. No."

Silver suddenly came up to Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi, moving his hands about. "Guys, those jerks are starting the race without us! We gotta get back!"

"Holy shit!" Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi exclaimed as they turned to Silver, with Silver glancing inside, his jaw dropping to not only see his alternative self, but all the other people inside.

"This is awkward," Alternative Silver commented as he rubbed the back of his head, with Bianca breaking the silence by farting again.

Back in Dinosaur Land, the group regrouped as they discovered a warp into another location, with all the other racers gone.

"What the hell!?" Toadette gasped as she placed her hands on her face, shaking her head. "The race already started?"

"Yeah. And Master Hand here was knocked out cold." Taj explained to them as he moved his hands. "You're going through all the new courses that are in Mario Kart 7, so I suggest that you get a move on."

"Don't worry about that," Shadow The Hedgehog stated as he was in pipe frame karts that was his color, which was black, offering the group different colored pipe framed karts. "I got them covered."

"Wow... thanks, Shadow!" Birdo exclaimed as she moved her hands about, nodding her head.

"Yeah, yeah. Reunions can wait." Dry Bowser grumbled as he pointed at the karts. "Let's get racing!"

Petey Piranha mumbled in agreement as he slapped his leaves together, all of the eight racers jumping into the pipe framed karts as they took off into the warp alongside Shadow.

Taj smiled as he nodded his head. "Well, at least that's sorted out." He then turned to Master Hand, placing his right hand on his chin as he murmured. "Now... who to temporarily take over for Master Hand...?"