"Dude, you seriously don't want to reset." Chris suggested as he pointed at Master Hand, sweating nervously as he already went through a resetting crisis once before, and obviously didn't want another.

Master Hand continued floating away as he faced Chris and Chef, causing the former to jump into the latter's arms while the master of hands moved his fingertips about as he was running out of patience. "Why?" He asked in an impatient tone, quickly glancing back to see several different colored Yoshis riding in Yoshi themed vehicles on the race course as a way to get some actual Yoshi Kart racing action into a story clearly named as such.

"Because, you stupid floating glove, it'll throw off the balance off everything and anything!" Chef exclaimed as he moved his arms about, dropping Chris onto the ground accidentally.

"...That's precisely why I want to reset it!" Master Hand remarked as he curled himself into a fist, breaking out as he once again moved his fingertips. "Besides, it'll breathe much needed new life into this shit pile of a story. Make it feel like an actual action packed story full of races and not stupidity. Besides, it won't take any integrity from this car wreck. No one's reading it anyway."

"It doesn't matter if the story is garbage, mediocre, or so bad it's good! Don't you dare reset!" Mr. Resetti exclaimed as he popped out of the ground, glaring at Master Hand. "So help me, I will forever torment you friggin' morons to the end of your days!"

Master Hand scoffed as he glanced at Mr. Resetti. "Pah, you can't do a damn thing to me. You're just an assist trophy." Master Hand then took out a blue remote and pressed the big, yellow button on it, causing everything to be reset.

"NO!" Chris, Chef, and Mr. Resetti exclaimed as they instantly disappeared, with everything fading into white as Master Hand laughed crazily.

Meanwhile, all of the racers who were stuck on the Rainbow Road from Mario Kart Double Dash for some reason began to disappear as the Yoshi Kart racers were the only racers left. They attempted to out race their fate as they went through a warp portal that led to the Gamecube's Bowser Castle, with the white void sucking in everything as they all went through the haunted castle owned by Bowser, the pools of red molten magma and poisonous purple water being sucked away as the Yoshi Kart racers went through corner after corner, zipped down the hallway, curved around the spiraling twists, and eventually reached the final portion of the track, not being able to reach the jump off point at the end as the Bowser statue bellowing red fireballs was sucked in.

"What!? No! This can't be how it ends!" Zirdo exclaimed as she cried, disappearing on the spot.

"I never even got to accomplish my dreams..." Shelia stated in depression as she immediately disappeared.

"Damn... how will I prove that I'm the strongest now?" Bronto asked as he raised his front stumps, disappearing in a blink.

Boshi growled as he clenched his fists, shaking his head in disgust. "I bet Ken Penders had something to do with this," Was the last thing he stated as he popped out of existence.

Heppy sighed as he glanced at Peppy Ankylosaurus, smiling as he waved. "Well, I guess this is how we die. See you on the flip side, bro." he then winked as he vanished.

Peppy dropped his mouth in disbelief as he, Birdo, and Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi were all that were left of the racers in general, the group approaching the finish line as they spiraled down the spiral.

"I guess whatever happens from here can only get better." Yoshi commented as he shrugged. "I can sure hope that at least this fanfic won't be cluttered anymore."

"Oh, how you and I wish for the same thing." Dr. Hoshi stated as he adjusted his glasses, slowly beginning to vanish.

Birdo sighed as she folded her arms, being erased as she commented in annoyance. "Hmph, at least I won't be potential DLC for this fanfic like I might be in Mario Kart 8..." She then disappeared.

Peppy sighed as he lowered his eyes, facing Dr. Hoshi and Yoshi. "I likely won't come back in the rebooted world, won't I?"

Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi looked at each other and turned back to Peppy as they nodded their heads.

Peppy sighed in annoyance as he had a quite disappointed expression on his face. "Fuck me. I should have guessed it. Oh well, I'm going the way I lived." He then took out a piece of lettuce and munched on it as he was wiped out of existence.

Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi stopped right on top of the finish line as everything was becoming white, with Yoshi turning to Dr. Hoshi.

"Doc?" Yoshi asked.

"Yes, Yoshi?" Dr. Hoshi replied as he folded his arms.

Yoshi shook his head as he moved his hands around, disappearing after stating, "For the love of everything, the author better not fucking throw in Pink Gold Peach in the new world of this story."

"Knowing him..." Dr. Hoshi sighed as he closed his eyes. "...He'll throw in Baby Pink Gold Peach instead."

And then everything...

...was Pendered.

NEXT TIME ON YOSHI KART... A NEW BEGINNING FOR A FRIGGIN' RACING FANFIC?

"Oh god forbid," Yoshi stated as he was riding on a green colored bike of himself while traveling in a white void, shaking his head as he noticed another green Yoshi in a light green pipe framed kart zip by, squinting his eyes. "We need yet another reboot to an old as hell story."

"Just shut up and wait for the next fucking chapter," Dr. Hoshi scolded as he zipped behind Yoshi on a Wiggler ATV, slapping the back of his head.