As everyone was off driving again on the road, away from the Excitebike Stadium, Yoshi was murmuring as Dr. Hoshi was steering the wheel of the Turbo Yoshi. The group went through loops, hoops, and bends, as well as trying to avoid the jagged rocks that would occasionally pop out of the ground, with all of them heading towards the western direction.

"Ugh... now I remembered why I hated Mario Kart 8. It's just full of bullshit." Yoshi complained as he had his arms folded together. "I mean, not everyone likes getting fucking coins all the friggin' time. Christ."

Dr. Hoshi turned to Yoshi as he rolled his right hand around. "Yoshi, you need to let it go. You're in a much better story... event. Yeah." He coughed nervously. "Or something like that. This is a deluxe package compared to that trash for something resembling a plot."

"...Plot? There's a story?" Toadette remarked as she zipped up to Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi on her Quacker bike. "Oh I just hope it's not like Elsa's storybook. That made me cry."

"It better have made you cry of disgust, because it was horrible." Dry Bowser muttered as he was driving in his Piranha Prowler vehicle.

"...Actually, I wouldn't pin it as that bad." Petey Piranha stated in his voice, provided by the great Gilbert Gottfried. "Granted, it's not good either. It's just meh and was a thing that happened."

"Not like it matters anymore, since it's as canon to Mario as Sonic 06 is canon to me," Sonic The Hedgehog stated as he was running on his feet, being ahead of the rest.

"Oh come on, that's just insulting." Silver The Hedgehog stated as he hovered in the air at a fast pace, using his psychic power. "Everyone knows that Sonic 06 is better than Mario in space with a shitty motion controlled gimmick."

Everyone agreed with the silver colored psychic hedgehog as they kept on driving, with Yoshi closing his eyes as he murmured, rubbing his chin.

"Hmm... I wonder how those edgy idiots in the Hot Topic Krew and those farting fools in the Cute Toot House are doing..." Yoshi remarked, simply nodding his head.

Dr. Hoshi eyed Yoshi suspiciously. "...Hot Topic Krew? Cute Toot House? What kind of fanfiction are you reading, boy?"

"...Nothing. It's nothing." Yoshi stated as he waved his left hand, shaking his head as Dr. Hoshi simply adjusted his light blue glasses, shrugging.

"So, you want to know where the next race course will be?" Master Hand stated as he hovered above all the racers. Seeing them nod in response, he flexed himself, responding, "Well too bad, because it's in the next chapter."

Everyone groaned in response.

"So, are we gonna comment on why this chapter was so short?" Yoshi asked Arceus as they and a couple of others were racing around the Sky Garden, with Petey Piranha flying high in the sky above them as he was barfing brown goop down on them.

"No. I don't think we should be too meta about the length of chapters... or whatnot." Arceus stated as he got blinded by the goop, falling off the cloud as he used his godly power to pop right back onto the racecourse as he was cleaned up. "People don't care what's long or short, so long as it's entertaining."

"Does it need to involve any deep meaning hidden within?" Dry Bowser asked as they swerved around the various turns, going over the vine bridge as Dry Bowser chucked a winged spiny blue shell into the air, watching it cause an explosion by the other vine bridge. "There seems to be an urge to hide subliminal messages within stories like this."

"Pah! Why would a racing event need a tale?" Gruntilda scoffed as she used her green magic to transform the racing ROBs into brown bricks from Minecraft. "This whole thing reeks of fail!"

"Oh boy,it's Mineycrafta!" Inspector Gadget exclaimed as he emerged out of Grunty's hat, dashing towards the brown bricks as he juggled them with his go go gadget hands. "I like playing around with these brown bricks in Minecrap!"