"We'll be at our next destination soon. I guarantee it." Master Hand stated as he flew up ahead, with them and the racers being in the wet metropolis of Neo Bowser City, the rain making his glove body more moist as the frequent lightning blasts . "Plus, you'll like it. It's a classic course from a well loved game that's been ported multiple times."

"It better be promising," Yoshi remarked angrily as he was quite annoyed at there being a lack of racing, the rain causing him to focus more on driving. "I'm getting bored of just heading to nowhere."

Suddenly, as they were approaching the big red bridge from within one of the tunnels, the Turbo Yoshi had its tires broken, with Yoshi cursing as Dr. Hoshi looked at the tires to see what the predicament was.

"What the..." Dr. Hoshi stated as he observed the tires. "What caused this...?"

"Surprise, motherfucker!" Dark Pit exclaimed as he punched Yoshi in the nose.

"We're gonna kill you for real, you capri sun loving freak!" Lucas exclaimed as he grabbed Yoshi's tongue and pulled it.

"What the...?" Dr. Hoshi remarked as he was then held back by Shadow The Hedgehog, being slashed across the stomach by Wolf O' Donnell.

"Yeah! You green fuckers aren't getting away with messing us Hot Topic advocates!" Wolf shouted as he was acting like an actual wolf.

"...Hot Topic advocates?" The others stated as they were confused.

"Yeah! We're the Hot Topic Krew!" Shadow stated as he laughed.

"And we are emos! We'll fuck you up!" Mewtwo added as he began choking Sonic.

"Help! Someone help!" Sonic The Hedgehog exclaimed as he tried pulling out Mewtwo's grasp.

"Don't worry Sonic, I'll try to-" Silver The Hedgehog attempted to use his psychic, only for the black witch Cia, from Hyule Warriors, to pin him down.

"I don't think so, psychic boy!" Cia stated as she burped grossly in his face, laughing at his disgust.

Toadette squinted her eyes as she turned to the others. "I have this strange feeling that I've seen them before..."

"Unfortunately, so do I..." Dry Bowser sighed as he slapped his skeletal right hand on his bony forehead. "And I rather not mention where..."

"Big butt, so what!" Petey Piranha laughed as he pointed at Cia with one of his big green leaves for you viewers.

"S-shut up!" Right after that proclamation, Cia farted loudly, grumbling as she blushed in embarrassment, with Mewtwo laughing his psychic head off.

Master Hand watched the chaos ensue as he sighed, snapping his fingers as all six members of the Hot Topic Krew suddenly were turned into pumpkins, with Master Hand snapping his fingers as they exploded, getting pumpkin juice everywhere on the racers and the rain dripped race track.

"Ewww..." Toadette stated in disgust as the others sighed, the pumpkin smelling quite terrible with its thick stink.

"I don't know who the hell they were..." Yoshi grumbled while licking up the pumpkin pieces with his tongue. "...But if I see them again... they're going to die."

Watching this from an apartment overlooking the Neo Bowser City racecourse were the other Hot Topic Krew members, plus the king of the Koopas himself, who was quite annoyed that he wasn't featured as much in this post reboot saga as beforehand.

"They're racing about in MY city, and they don't even invite me!?" King Bowser Koopa growled as he punched a hole in the wall, growling as he clenched his fists. "Well, we'll see how they like it with red fireballs in their face...!"

"Cool down, King Koopa. We haven't gotten much focus either." Greninja pointed out to Bowser as he was doing some ninja stuff on the ceiling.

"Yeah. What I wouldn't give to be promoted to a main character," Viridi mumbled as she had the sudden urge to give herself a PRRRROMOTION.

"If only you knew how edgy I can truly be," Mr. Game-and-Watch stated as he then transformed into a black octopus, proceeding to knock everything down as the other three called him out on it.

A reprogrammed R.O.B. entered The Room, wearing a standard black and white maid uniform as she looked at the others, cleaning tools at her disposal. "Do you need anything cleaned up?"

Meanwhile, nearby the apartment and the Neo Bowser City track for which some racing to a degree was occurring were the WAA Weirdos, who noticed this predicament as they were simply walking by, having gone from one warp portal to the next as they were wondering what the hell to do in this predicament.

"Wah... how come they get to race but we don't?" Wario complained, for he did not bring his bike with him.

Waluigi rolled his eyes as he was too busy trying to dry off his damp dark purple overalls. "Who cares about kart races? We gotta get back to the HTK universe before anything brash happens!"

"Personally I don't see why there's a rush to get back..." Falco Lombardi muttered as he was eating some bread he found in a garbage can.

"Can I have some?" Crazy Hand asked as he floated to Falco, who stubbornly kept the bread away.

The Duck Hunt dog sniffed the wet ground as he glanced up, with the Duck Hunt duck quacking in response.

"What is it boy? You spotted hot babes?" Solid Snake asked as he was feeling horny, feeling his stealth clothing get tighter.

Weegee groaned as he rolled his eyes. "Bleh. Can't we do anything more exciting?"

"This is exciting!" Malleo exclaimed as he was riding in a bumper car.

"Buy me more sandwiches!" Snorlax yawned as he then fell on his back, landing on a few Yoshis racing in karts.

"They're not gonna get away with this!" Dr. Eggman snapped as he then pulled out his Eggmobile from his brown mustache, proceeding to bring out his giant orange ball that rotated back and forth.

"Why are we making a stupid cameo in a crappy fanfic...?" Metal Sonic groaned as he was used to being in shitty stories all the time.