"You know, we should so something fun. To get the excitement around here going." Kyurem explained to Arceus as they were looking at footage of various different races all across the universe.
Arceus chuckled as he tilted back his head, smirking if he had a mouth. "Oh, I just got the perfect predicament for this occasion..."
Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi were ahead of the other racers as they were following Master Hand, when a strange warp appeared out of nowhere.
"What the hell...?" Both of the dinosaurs remarked as they looked at each other, not realizing what the fuck was going on.
Suddenly a huge host of Mario Kart items emerged, with the infamous spiny winged blue shells being the most common as they blasted and knocked up the two reptiles, with Master Hand turning around to see all the carnage going on.
"Oh... I didn't expect this." Master Hand remarked as he moved his fingertips. "I wonder who's responsible for this..."
"Probably someone stupid." Dry Bowser added as he zapped the barrage of items with his lightning bolts, some of his bones being knocked out of his body from the items smacking him.
In a small warehouse somewhere in one of the lost corners of the world, Tiny Kong farted up several different items, whistling as she wiggled her burping big butt, with her blue pants puffed up as the items came bursting right out of her gassy ass, the farted out items going through a warp that was in front of the gassy monkey.
"Whoo! I'm doing such a good job farting!" Tiny Kong exclaimed above her brassy deep pitched tuba toots. "I'm doing Princess Peach proud!"