Yoshi screamed as he was being pelted by various items on the packed Moonview Highway, being blasted by several Blue Shells as all the other racers zipped by him, laughing.
"What the fuck?" Yoshi cursed because he was rammed several times by different Funky Kong clones all riding about on their speedy Flame Runner, with the green dinosaur being too weak to start up his own standard kart. "Eugh... I forgot why we didn't include bikes in this."
"Aw right!" 1 more Funky exclaimed for the Kong pushed Yoshi to the side, taunting while doing several more tricks.
"...Like I said, why did we think bikes were a good idea?" Yoshi brought up. "There isn't really a place for them here!"
"But all the weird vehicles in the previous grand prix were all right." Dr. Hoshi pointed out in a snarky tone since he rode on his purple Dolphin Dasher, leaving Yoshi behind on the bridge.
Yoshi started up his kart again as he entered the city, only for him to be knocked by a Baby Daisy user using a mega mushroom while performing a wheelie on her Bullet Bike, laughing as she waved at the squashed Yoshi.
"Nya-ha!" Taunted the Baby Daisy only for her to crash into a Bob-omb vehicle that caused her to explode; making her cry in the process.
Dry Bowser pulled up in his Piranha Prowler, shaking his head at the flattened Yoshi.
"Are you feeling all right?" Dry Bowser asked as he gave Yoshi a free Mushroom out of pity.
Yoshi popped back to normal as he took the mushroom, simply eating it up instead of using it as boosting fuel. "I'll be fine... I just need to readjust-"
Toadette farting by the reptilian pair on her Quacker bike was getting her a much needed boost to make use of her acceleration, constantly farting away as her fuel for she left them in her methane, giggling while she winked back at the reptiles and playfully fanned the stinky air with her other hand.
"Sorry! I'm always in a farty mood when I'm in a karty!" Toadette shouted above her loud bassy flatulence, which was potent enough to cause all the vehicles surrounding her to explode from contact.