Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi were racing around the Yoshi Circuit with them having a huge lead over the other Yoshis when they realized something.
"Hey doc you think there's such a thing as cheater fanfiction-"
"I know what you mean Yoshi." Hoshi interrupted upon adjusting his glasses. "And yes it does exist but perhaps not in the way you would think."
"...I'm not sure what you mean by this..."
Suddenly both dinosaurs went into a portal that led them to the middle of nowhere; they did note all the racing equipment left around the place yet they didn't feel like they were in the right place.