"Wahaha!" Wapeach laughed evilly while she was racing around in a kart swinging her axe around being a nuisance. "I'm so gonna do donuts around you buttheads!"
"It's another flavor of the month isn't it." Yoshi complained while he was trying to stay in his own pipe framed kart avoiding the bombs being chucked at him by this blonde bitch.
Dr. Hoshi squinted his eyes while he drifted around the several banks that they were approaching. "I wouldn't say an old concept recently revealed is a flavor of the year but what do I know..."
"I'm not a-" Wapeach tried to say with her suddenly crashing into a pillar and knocking herself out, getting X marked on her eyes and letting out a fart in defeat.
Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi exchanged glances with each other and continued on their way throughout the road, leaving behind this bizarre doppelganger,