I Sense A Disturbance In the Force
I owe you something fluffy and useless in reparation for the last one. Patty and Loki argue about Star Wars ships. And I don't mean the Millennium Falcon.
Nothing. Happy nothing. Enjoy.
I own nothing. Not even Star Wars. If I did, Reylo would have had a happy ending! (Who do you think you are, Ben Solo, turning to dust or something? Come on!)
"WELL YOU'RE JUST WRONG AND THAT'S THAT!"
"WHAT! I AM NEVER WRONG! IT IS PERFECTLY OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WHO HAS EYES!"
Toni Stark pulled her earbuds out. "Geez Louise, what is that racket?"
"It's Patty and Loki." Whispered Brenna, not looking up from her clipboard.
"Wait. They're fighting? Really?" She got up from the couch. "Woah. Capsicle! Tell me what's goin' on! They duking it out yet?"
Steve looked in the doorway. "Not yet, but I'd say it's close. I'm gonna go break it up."
Toni grabbed his arm. "Woah. Slow down. Hold your horses or whatever they said in prehistoric times. I want to see this. Who will win, Spiderling, teen hero of New York or Loki, god of mischief? It should be good."
"You really don't care, do you?"
Toni gave him one of her winning smiles. "Of course I care, Iceman. If The Rock of Ages harms a hair on the kid's head he is going to meet my nuclear warheads."
Brenna said worriedly "You have nuclear warheads?" They both shushed her. Toni surreptitiously tuned in.
"REYLO IS REAL!"
"GIVE ME A BREAK, IT WAS A KISS OF GRATITUDE AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!"
"MR. LOKI! HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT! PEOPLE DON'T KISS LIKE THAT OUT OF GRATITUDE! THAT IS GOSH DARN IT TRUE LOVE!"
"Language." Whispered Steve. Toni shushed him.
Brenna muttered "'Gosh and 'Darn' are not swear words."
"THOUGH HOW YOU CAN NOT BELIEVE IN REXSOKA IS BEYOND ME!"
"MR. LOKI IT HAS NO BASIS IN CANON!"
"NO BASIS! NEED I CITE 'OLD FRIENDS NOT FORGOTTEN'? HE PAINTED HIS ARMOR TO MATCH HER MARKINGS!"
"A SIMPLE ACT OF FRIENDSHIP! NOTHING MORE! ALL YOU CRAZY REXSOKA SHIPPERS JUST MAKE MOUNTAINS OUT OF MOLEHILLS!"
Loki took a deep breath. "Alright, alright. Neither one of us in going to convince the other. Truce?"
Patty stuck out her hand. "Truce."
They shook on it.
Out in the hallway Toni was muttering furiously. "That was both the best and the most anticlimactic thing I have ever seen."
"What's Rexsoka?"
Toni sighed. "You're clueless Cap, you really are."
Brenna whispered. "Rexsoka is real. It is. No matter what Patty says."
Back in the TV room, Patty and Loki both said at the same time.
"BUT I SHIP RISE APRITELLO UNITL THE DAY I DIE!"
They both laughed. "That's a relief, Mr. Loki, I was starting to think you were a hopeless case."
Oh gosh…why do all my Avengers sound like teenagers. Especially Toni, argh…
I ship both Reylo and Rexsoka. As everyone should.
AND I TOO SHIP RISE APRITELLO UNITL THE DAY I DIE!
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