'Wait a minute, she proposed and you just stood there like an idiot and said nothing?!' Rat exclaimed.
'Yeah, she said she was tired of waiting around for me to do anything, so she asked me to marry her. I didn't know what to do!' Pig replied.
'Man, I hate this trend of women doing the proposing. Yeah, we're sometimes lazy when it comes to deciding when to pop the question, but that doesn't mean women should just go around deciding to ask US to marry them! It throws off the delicate balance of the universe!'
Then Pig's phone rang.
'Are you going to say yes or not?' Pigita asked.
'Did you have to propose instead of me? Aren't you worried about upsetting the delicate balance of the universe?' Pig replied.
'Goodbye forever, idiot!'
Click!
'That didn't end well.' Pig said.