The Warriors: From Zero to Hero

Chapter 1

A goddess named has summoned four warriors to help save the multiverse from an evil tyrant named Lord Dominator the goddess called them The Warriors and were ready to save the multiverse but before they can begin to start they have to do a practice world and it is a world filled with gods and monsters and try to help a boy name Hercules become a true hero

(World of Gods and Monsters: Hercules)

The camera opens in on a museum hallway featuring Greek statues and vases

Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Hercules. the narrator said

A Greek vase is shown with a picture of Hercules fighting a monster as the vase zooms in slowly

But what is the measure of a true hero? Ah, that is what our story is... the narrator said

Will you listen to him? He's makin' the story sound like some greek tragedy. Thalia said

Lighten up, dude. Terpsichore said

We'll take it from here, darling. Calliope said

You go, girl. the narrator said

We are the Muses. Goddeses of the arts and proclaimers of the heroes. Calliope said

Heroes like Hercules! Terpsichore said

Honey, you mean "hunk-ules". Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him... Thalia said

The Muses start humming to the song

Our story actually begins long before Hercules, many eons ago... Calliope said

The scene changes colors and the Muses start walking and singing

(Back when the world was new.)

(Whoo.)

(The planet Earth was down on its luck.)

(And everywhere gigantic brutes.)

(Called Titans ran amok!)

(It was a nasty place!)

(There was a mess wherever you stepped.)

(Where chaos reigned and earthquakes.)

(And volcanoes never slept!)

(Whoo say it girlfriend.)

(And then along came Zeus!)

(He hurled his thunderbolt.)

(He zapped!)

(Locked those suckers in a vault!)

(They're trapped!)

(And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks.)

(And that's the gospel truth!)

(The guy was too type A to just relax.)

(And that's the world's first dish.)

(Yeah baby.)

(Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth.)

(Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble-)

(That's the gospel truth!)

(On Mount Olympus life was neat.)

(And smooth as sweet vermouth.)

(Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble-)

(That's the gospel truth!)

A schematic picture of Olympus zooms in and turns into a real one while the Muses still repeat their "ah's and yeah's" the camera moves up the mountain slope While it does the movie title HERCULES is shown then the camera goes inside and passes various chattering gods and finds baby Hercules

Hercules! Behave yourself. Hera said

Zeus comes in to play with the baby too

Oh, look at this, look how cute he is. Zeus said

Zeus babbles at baby Hercules and he catches Zeus by index finger and lifts above his cradle

Hah! Oh, he's strong! Like his Dad, hmm? Zeus said

Suddenly a small man was moving through a crowd of gods

Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through! Excuse me one side, Ares. the small man said

The small man hands a bundle of glowing flowers to Hera

Why, Hermes, they're lovely. Hera said

Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement. Isn't that too nutty? Hermes said

Really? Hera said

Yeah fabulous party, you know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself! Hermes said

Narcissus is shown staring into his mirror and making kissing sounds while also Baby Hercules gets one of Zeus' lightning bolts and plays with it

Dear, keep those away from the baby. Hera said

Oh, he won't hurt himself. Let the kid have a little fun! Zeus said

Baby Hercules tries to eat the lightning gets zapped and throws it away in frustration as the three gods jump away from its path until Athena hits it with her sword so it hits a pillar which immediately reappears

Oh, on behalf of my son, i want to thank you all for your wonderful gifts. Zeus said

What about our gift, dear? Hera said

Well, let's see here.. we'll take, hmm, yes, a little cirrus, and, hmm, a touch of nimbostratus, and a dash of cumulus. Zeus said

Zeus moves his hand with a little pegasus-shaped cloud on it closer to baby Hercules and the cloud turns out to be a baby pegasus

His name is Pegasus, and he's all yours, son. Zeus said

Baby Hercules bonks his forehead against Baby Pegasus's head he whinnies and licks Baby Hercules as they hug letting all the gods sigh

Mind his head. Hera said

He's so tiny. Zeus said

Baby Hercules tries to bite the medallion that hangs from his neck and then yawns

My boy. My little Hercules. Zeus said

How sentimental. a voice said

The camera moves to Hades fast after his voice is heard

You know, i haven't been this choked up since i got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat! Huh? Hades said

All of the gods look sternly at Hades

So, is this an audience or a mosaic? Hades said

Hade passes through the crowd of gods

Hey, how you doin'? Lookin' good. Nice dress. Hades said

As Hades is saying that he moves from one god to another until Zeus squeezes him in a hug

So Hades, you finally made it. Zeus said

I sure did. Hades said

How are things in the Underworld? Zeus said

Well, they're just fine, you know, a little dark, a little gloomy, and as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do? Hades said

Interesting. Zeus said

Ah! There's the little sunspot, little smoochie. And here is a sucker for the little sucker, eh? Hades said

Hades weaves a sucker with a skeleton head out of thin mist

Here you go. Ya just... Hades said

Baby Hercules squeezes Hades' finger and after some fighting he gets away from the baby

Sheesh! Uh, powerful little tyke. Hades said

Come on, Hades, don't be such a stiff, join the celebration! Zeus said

Hey, love to, babe, but unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regrettably have a full-time gig that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me. Zeus. So...can't. Love to, but can't. Hades said

You ought to slow down, you'll work yourself to death. Zeus said

Zeus then realized he made a joke just now

Hah! Work yourself to death! Zeus said

Zeus Hera and all of the gods start laughing

Oh, I kill myself. Zeus said

If only, if only... Hades said

The scene changes back to the Muses

If there's one god who you don't want to get steamed up, it's Hades. Calliope said

Cause he had an evil plan. Terpsichore said

The scene changes to a boat on the River Styx in which a skeleton is carrying Hades

(He ran the Underworld.)

(But thought the dead were dull and uncouth.)

Two souls lean up from the lake bed to grab Hades, who zaps them away and blows the smoke off his finger like a pistol

(He was as mean as ruthless.)

(And that's the gospel truth.)

A pair of skeletal gates open and Cerberus heads snarl and snap their jaws viciously

(He had a plan to shake things up.)

Hades throws them a piece of steak for the dogs to eat which the dogs fight over as the boat continues its journey down the river

(And that's the gospel truth!)

Soon Hades arrives at the dock with a staircase leading to his lair

Pain! Hades said

A short fat pink demon was running down the stairs

Coming, your most lugubriousness! Pain said

Pain trips bounces on the stairs and lands his butt on a sharp trident screaming

Panic! Hades said

A short thin blue demon was running down the stairs

Oh, I'm sorry. I can handle it! Panic said

Panic runs but he trips over Pain who just got free from the trident falls over and his horns get stuck in Pain's butt as Pain screams while Hades rolls his eyes disgustedly

Pain! Ow! Pain said

And Panic! Ow! Panic said

Reporting for duty! Pain and Panic both said

Fine, fine, fine. Just let me know the instant the Fates arrive. Hades said

Pain pulls his Panic's horns out of his rump

Oh! They're here! Panic said

Yeah! Pain said

WHAT?! The Fates are here, and YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?! Hades said

We are worms! Worthless worms! Pain and Panic both said

Pain and Panic literally shape-shift into worms as they sob uncontrollably

Memo to me, memo to me: Maim you after my meeting. Hades said

The scene changes to a chamber with the Fates

Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life good and tight. Atropos said

Atropos cuts a thread with scissors and a woman's scream is heard

Incoming! Lachesis said

The Fates laugh as a soul enters the cave and flies into a tunnel. The counter above the tunnel now says "Over 5000000001 served"

Ladies! Hah! I am so sorry that i'm... Hades said

Late! the fates said

Yeah. Hades said

We knew you would be. Clotho said

We know everything. Lachesis said

They pass their only eye from one another as they speak the next three lines

Past. Clotho said

Present. Lachesis said

And future. Atropos said

Atropos whispers to Panic about something

Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big. Atropos said

Great. Great. Anyway, see, Ladies, i was at this party, and i lost track of... Hades said

We know! the fates said

Yeah. I know...you know. Hades said

Hades goes over to a map table depicting Greece with pawns of Zeus and the gods

So, here's the deal. Zeus, Mr. High and Mighty, Mr. "Hey, you, get off of my cloud". Now, he has... Hades said

A bouncing baby brat. the fates said

We know! Clotho said

Hades angrily bursts into flames

I know! You know. I know. I got it. I got the concept. Hades said

Good. the fates said

So, let me just ask: Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid, or what? What do you think? Hades said

Um... Lachesis said

Oh no, you don't. We are not supposed to reveal the future. Clotho said

A spider lowers out of Clotho's nostril which she sniffs it back inside

Oh wait, I'm sorry. Time out. Can I? Can I ask you a question, by the way? Hades said

Yes? Lachesis said

A baby boy was just born and a god of the Underground is trying to kill him stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED