Somewhere, above the Solar System, The Beyonder was riding his little Vespa scooter and parked it just above Mars.
"Woo, better make this disappear before someone finds this." The Beyonder looked to the readers. "Last time that happened, I got a parking ticket for illegally parking. So…" He snapped his fingers, causing the scooter to vanish into thin air. "Cleaning up evidence. So, as you can see, the Archivists are on their way and are about to attack our fellow protagonists. 'But, Beyonder, how can they stop them?' I hear you ask. Well…" He summons the gemstones and a baseball bat. "…Pay close attention." He tossed the blue one up before hitting it with the bat straight towards Los Angeles.
"Now the white one." He tossed the white one up and then hit it with the baseball bat, causing it to fly towards Oregon.
"Woo! I tell ya, that's a home run. Now the final one's going to be tricky. I have to hit it so hard that I'd probably burn a few atoms." The Beyonder shrugged his shoulders. "Eh, I destroyed a whole wheat field just to make some homemade bread." He tossed the gemstone up before hitting it with his bat.
As the stone flew across space, it left a trail of fire. Then, it passed the Earth, making it look like a fiery comet passing over. It eventually, opened up a portal that it travelled through.
The Beyonder looked at his work with admiration and shrugged his shoulders. "My work here, is done."
"Is it?!"
The Beyonder turned around to see that the Archivists had arrived. "You should have known there was going to be a highly probable chance of us catching up you." The Analyst said. "You were going at a speed of 670 million miles per hour towards the Solar System which is light years away from where The Axolotl held the meeting. So, we had to replicate your speed and-"
"Oh forget it!" The Anarchist was about to tackle The Beyonder. But then, the inter dimensional being just flicked him back towards his brothers.
"Don't be so coy, Anarchist." The Beyonder chided. "I might be less powerful than you combined, but I do have an advantage against people who are high with negative traits. Such as your rage and impulsiveness."
The Architect, Analyst and Anarchist were about to attack The Beyonder, until the Sovereign stopped them from doing so.
"Beyonder! Where are the stones?" Sovereign asked.
Beyonder smiled. "Stones?"
"Stones, yes!" Sovereign replied. "Hand them over to us, now!"
The Beyonder grinned. "Okay." He snapped his fingers and three stones appeared in front of the Archivists. "Now, I don't know what kind of stones you wanted, so I hope these are correct."
The Analyst picked up the stones and began to analyse them. The stones he was analysing however, were not the Calamity gemstones, they were just three insignificant stones from Earth.
"These are the stones, Sovereign." Analyst said before devouring them. "They taste of dirt."
The Sovereign growled angrily before calming down. "Very well. I guess we have to do this." He pulled out a puppet of Death, which made The Beyonder slightly alarmed.
"What are you doing with that puppet?" Beyonder asked.
"I dug through a black hole to find him" The Sovereign explained as he played around with the Death puppet. "I even got information out of him. He says that you had Calamity Gemstones. Do you wanna tell us what you did to them?"
"What gemstones?" The Beyonder asked.
"The ones you had on you." The Sovereign replied.
"I did?"
"Yes!" The Soverign replied, getting slightly annoyed.
"Oh yes!" The Beyonder exclaimed.
"Yes?"
"Yes, what?"
"The stones?"
"But The Analyst just ate them."
The Sovereign began to get frustrated and screamed with frustration. "Alright! You asked for this!" He then began to crush Death's head as a response to his interference.
"Alright! Alright! Alright!" The Beyonder said. "Look, how about something better?"
"What?" The Sovereign asked.
The Beyonder snapped his fingers and a tray appeared in front of the brothers. Whereas three of them were hesitant, the Anarchist was desperate to look and removed the lid to reveal there to be a mountain of tacos that lid shouldn't have covered, but it did.
"What you see on this tray are a mountain of tacos." The Beyonder explained. "They're a delectable that is indulged on Earth. Oh and be careful, depending on the brand, it's probably not good for your digestive season. Dig in boys, you must have been hungry."
The Analyst sniffed the mountain of meat and then heard the sound of his stomach growling. "I think famished is the more correct response. If we were mortals stuck in an eternal prison for thousands of years, then there would have been a hundred percent chance of us dying."
Three of the four Archivists began eating the tacos like a bunch of hungry wild boars. But the Sovereign did not look convinced and turned to The Beyonder, whom was just putting some hot sauce on his taco.
"What are you doing?!" The Sovereign asked in annoyance.
"Eating." The Beyonder was about to chow down on his feast, until The Sovereign slapped it out of his hand, leaving him disappointed. "Oh, Sovereign that was my lunch."
"What is this better thing you're offering?!" He exclaimed. "Food?"
"For them, but for you, you get something special." The Beyonder explained. "A stratagem."
The Sovereign looked alarmed. "Are you just thinking of a way to defeat me?"
"Oh not at all." The Beyonder replied. "I'm on no one's side. But I do think there needs to be a balance of Death in the multiverse. You see Sovereign without Death, life in the multiverse will not fall like you intend for them to do."
The Sovereign looked at The Beyonder, thinking about what he was saying and groaned in annoyance. "I agree with you, unfortunately. It would be annoying to hear a bunch of victims screaming and not ending up silent."
"Exactly!" The Beyonder snapped his fingers.
"So, this is what you're offering us?" The Sovereign asked. "Tacos and preventing me from making a stupid decision?"
"Oh no, oh no." Beyonder said. "You see, I know something about you Archivists that your brothers don't."
The Archivists raised a brow. "Go on."
"You and your brothers are powerful enough, but what if I told you, you're not as powerful as you appear?" He asked.
The Sovereign smiled with glee. "Go on."
"I won't tell you about the gemstones, but what I'll tell you is that if all three of your beloved brothers died, then you would be granted all of their power." The Beyonder explained. "And all of their power with your own means…"
"All the power to destroy the multiverse and then rebuild it, just to destroy it again." The Sovereign smiled with glee over what The Beyonder told him and handed Death to him. "You got yourself a deal, Beyonder. Where should I send my brothers to-"
"Gravity Falls, Earth; Wartwood, Amphibia; And Bonesborough, Demon Realm." The Beyonder replied. "They won't survive."
The Sovereign smiled with glee. "Oooooooohhhhhhh. Now you're speaking my tone."
"Thank you." Beyonder said.
"But what about me?" Sovereign asked.
"You can wait in Echo's Creek, Earthni." The Beyonder replied as he ate a tortilla chip. "I recommend Britta's Tacos. Of all the tacos I have consumed throughout the multiverse, theirs are the best. Also, if you could, go to Earth 2002 and try the Naco. It's a nacho and taco combined into one. Mmmmmmm, delicious!"
The Sovereign smiled. "My friend, you have got yourself a deal!"
"Glad to be of service." The Beyonder summoned a door and walked through it, still carrying the Death puppet.
Once The Beyonder left, the Sovereign began to think over what they had said. "Hmmm, if we did destroy the multiverse together, we could rebuild it. But, Architect would want things this way, Analyst will just nitpick and Anarchist will destroy everything in his path. Hmmm…Maybe, it'll be good." He turned to face his brothers.
"Brother, what were you and that strange being talking about?" Analyst asked.
"Hopefully good things about us." The Architect laughed.
The Sovereign smiled as he had just come up with a perfect lie. "He has given me a method in how we could lose." The Sovereign explained. "They know, we're coming and have already planned our demises."
The other Archivists looked alarmed. "How does he know?" Analyst asked.
"Well, seeing as we were gone for a thousand years, it would seem the last of the Titan and our treacherous brother, warned them about us." He said. "But, they won't be expecting one of us."
"Huh?" The Anarchist reacted.
"They have defended prepared in Gravity Falls, a place on Earth by the sounds of it." He explained. "One in Wartwood of the Realm of Amphibia. And finally, one in Bonesborough, a town in the Demon Realm."
"So, we split up just to deal with it?" Architect asked.
"All four of us could probably do it together." The Analyst said. "Do you perhaps think you're not thinking this through?"
"I am the Sovereign, am I not?" He asked. "It means leader."
"We know!" Analyst and Architect sighed.
"I didn't!" Anarchist exclaimed.
"While you take care of our opponents…" The Sovereign said. "…I shall prepare our throne in the universe of Earthni." He looked to the planet Earth and smiled. "Soon, the multiverse will be destroyed and no one will stop us!" He laughed manically. "NOBODY!"
Meanwhile on Earth 1151929, Lower East Side, New York, Death had just woken up from a long nap and groaned. "Uh….Where am I?" Death asked.
He looked at where he was laying and realised he was on top of a roof on what looked like an apartment complex.
"Okay, I'm on a roof." He said before walking towards the ledge to analyse his surroundings even more. "Okay, let's see…graffiti, food carts, yellow cabs, diverse corpses and a tween girl riding a red dinosaur. Yup, I'm on Beyonder's favourite Earth."
The Beyonder soon appeared out of nowhere with a bag in his hand. "Hey man, good to know you're awake. I went to that food cart to get myself some cheeseburgers. Well just me, I would have gotten you a couple, but I thought to myself…Nah, I won't just because!" Then, Death began to growl in anger, leading The Beyonder to be slightly alarmed. "Well, if it was gonna hurt you that bad, then you should have asked."
"I am annoyed about you not getting me a cheeseburger, I would have loved one!" Death screamed. "I'm more angry by the fact that you gave the Sovereign information that will get people killed!"
"Least you'll have souls to collect." The Beyonder retorted.
Death pulled him closer and pressed his head against his. "But not anymore!" Death screamed. "They'll destroy everyone and I won't have anymore to collect, after!"
"Yes, some souls will die…."
"Some?! Some?!" Death shoved him on his rear. "All souls!" The Beyonder just laughed at Death as opposed to being afraid. "Every soul will be obliterated!" The Beyonder just continued to laugh. "People named Kim, Isabella, Steve, Melody, Raphael, Tilly, Wally and your favourite, Lunella, will all be wiped out! They will be blown away!" The Beyonder just continued to laugh. "Why are you laughing?! Is this amusing to you?!"
The Beyonder laughed. "Yes!"
Death groaned. "You annoy me so much, Beyonder. Fine, keep laughing at Lunella's demise."
"Death, baby, you miss the point."
Death looked alarmed. "What?"
"I was only setting up their own demise." The Beyonder gave a bit of a sinister smile to Death, as if he knew the outcome.