TITLE: Cap'n crunch and the Pilkening
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: pepsi man, squidward, cap'n crunch
WRITERS: ame, yume, zenith, gambantein, ame
RATED ALL AGES
Cap'n Crunch was feeling very lonely, and wanted to go to Squidward's house. But Squidward lives really far away from Cap'n Crunch's cereal box. Squidward feels really sad, that his best friend Cap'n Crunch couldn't come over.
Pepsi man walks up to Cap'n Crunch and tries to make him feel better. But Pepsi Man can only offer Pilk. So Cap'n Crunch takes a piece of his Cap'n crunch cereal suit, and throws the Pilk all over it. Pepsi man tries to bathe in the cereal suit, and splashes all of the Pilk into the air.
The Pilk causes pidgeons to come down and starts pecking and picking at Cap'n Crunch and his crunchilicious body. Cap'n Crunch starts screaming, and starts yelling "Omg, I hate you Pepsi Man, and your stupid Pilk," and runs away with the pidgeons pecking at his Crunch Pecs.
The Pepsi Man, looks forlorn and very sad as he stares at the mess of Pilk left behind.
The torn remains of Captain Crunch scattered across the ground like pollen in the spring. He only wished to make his only friend, Captain Crunch, feel better about the situation. While his friend had so many other people in his life, Pepsi Man had no one except for him. Whenever Captain Crunch leaves, Pepsi Man is reminded of his drowning feelings of worthlessness.
His vision became blurry. Tearducts dripped pepsi along his logo based cheeks.
"I'm sorry my friend, I'm sorry," he sobbed. To the world, Pepsi Man was forgotten. To his people, he was nothing more than a memory.
Pepsi Man in his endless misery decided that he would stand for this no more! Pepsi Man had decided he was going to make a change! A Pepsi flavored change! Pepsi Man Called up Pepsi HQ and told them it was time to revive the long lost product known only as "Crystal Pepsi". A move this big would surely win back Captain Crunch's friendship as Crystal Pepsi was always his favorite liquid to add to his morning cereal.
Pulling together the marketing for such a big product revival would be difficult. He knew he needed help. Pepsi Man then knew he must reach out to Squidward, a dear friend of Captain Crunch.
Squidward answered his shellphone to a call from Pepsi Man asking him to become business partners. Squidward having nothing else to do on his day off agreed. Plus, if this venture pays well, he might be able to quit his job at the Krusty Krab and pursue his dream of being a famous clarinet player.
And so, the new dynamic duo got to work immediately. Many papers were picked up, written and drawn upon, and then subsequently tossed. Some might have been eaten. Neither were sure, and the days, weeks, and months that were spent on this amazing venture began to feel like a vast temporal blur, until at last...
...it was complete.
Or was it?
The remains of Cap'n Crunch was like pollen in spring, but as the winds picked up, the scattered dust of Cap'n Crunch and his crunchilicious body started to take form. He couldn't believe that the one person who he thought was his best friend had killed him in an explosion of Pilk and pidgeons. He must have his revenge. By collecting all of the infinity stones, of the cereal-verse, The nose of the Trix rabbit, The hat of the Green Leprechaun of the Lucky Charms, The red bandana of Tony the Tiger, The teeth of the secretive Count Chocula, and his very own golden button of his cereal suit. Once he collected all 5 items, he could rule the cereal-verse, and kill his now-rival Pepsi Man.
Pepsi Man had no idea what was happening, where he was hard at work, working with the now ultra famous clarinet player, Squidward.
And.. so it begins...