At the school cafeteria, the girls are eating their lunch.
Bebe: Hey Annie. Why didn't you get a lunch from here?
Annie: I already brought my own.
Wendy: Really?
Annie: Yeah.
She pulls out her lunch box and takes out a whopper from Burger King.
Red: Oh no you didn't!
Annie: Oh yes I did! You know how much I love Burger King!
Millie: Annie, do you want to die from eating Burger King?!
Annie: Oh come on. Nobody dies from eating this.
Nichole: Oh really? One kid from my old school died from eating Burger King! In fact, how did you get it?
Annie: I got it for free. I accepted the offer of free Burger King for life.
Lola: You did what?!
Red: We told you not to! You are literally torturing your own body by eating that crap!
Annie: No I'm not! I love Burger King! There's nothing wrong with it!
Millie: McDonalds had clearly better food.
Bebe: And Wendy's has better fries.
Annie: Wendy, you didn't tell me you own a restaurant.
Wendy: I don't own the restaurant called Wendy's, Annie!
Annie: So why is it named after you?
Wendy: That's just how they named the place, stupid!
Millie: Just throw away the whopper.
Annie: No! (She starts stuffing it in her mouth and swallows it.) That was good.
Bebe: Holy shit.
Later after school, Annie enters her house.
Mrs. Knitts: Hello, Annie. How was school today?
Annie: My friends got mad at me for eating Burger King!
Mrs. Knitts: Don't listen to them. You got free Burger King for life, so you can get it if you want. But not every day.
Annie: Thanks, Mom.
The next day at school during lunch, Annie was eating Burger King food she just took out of her lunchbox.
Nichole: You disgust me.
Annie: How?
Nichole: By eating Burger King!
Bebe: Yeah! Their food isn't even that good!
Annie: I can eat whatever food I want! You're not my mom!
Wendy: Annie, are you trying to endanger your health?!
Annie: No. I just love eating this.
Red: You're gonna end up in the hospital by eating this crap one day.
Annie: You're just jealous because you don't have free Burger King like I do!
Millie: That's because we don't want to die from eating Burger King!
Theresa: Yeah! You should give it to Dougie so he can suffer from eating it!
Isla: Exactly. That's what you should do!
Annie: You know what?! I'm not having this! (She takes her Burger King and leaves them.) I'm sitting somewhere else!
Nichole: She really doesn't care about her health.
Bebe: Yeah.
Annie approaches the boys.
Annie: Is this seat taken?
Craig: Yes it is! Also, Burger King sucks!
Tweek: Yeah!
Annie: Well, fuck you guys!
She angrily leaves them and sits next to the Melvins and continues eating her Burger King food.
Scott M: That's disgusting.
Annie: What?
Damien: You eating Burger King. You know everybody at school hates that place. In fact, I'm eating Applebee's.
Scott M: I'm eating a McSalad from McDonalds.
Butters: I know Ronald is a psycho, but he's actually right about Burger King being bad.
Annie was not having it.
Annie: You know what?! (She pulls out her phone and goes on Twitter, which is now called X.) I'm gonna teach these McDonalds dickriders a lesson!
Pip: You're gonna end up getting cancelled.
Annie: Shut up, Pip!
She continues on her phone.
Dougie: If she embarrasses herself on social media, it's her fault.
They all continued eating.
Later at Annie's house, she was eating tons of Burger King and eating multiple fries and burgers when the girls entered.
Wendy: Annie, what's this we saw on...
They were all horrified to see their friend becoming overweight from eating Burger King.
Bebe: Jesus Christ! You're fatter than Cartman!
Annie: I'm not fat! You're fat as well, Bebe! You're the 3rd fattest kid in school!
Millie: 5th because Henrietta and Lisa Berger are also fat. Anyways, you're gonna end up getting sick!
Annie: No I'm not!
Wendy: And Annie, we were on Twitter and you said a bunch of hateful stuff about McDonalds and insulted Ronald.
Bebe: Yeah, and you even said that Burger King is way better than McDonalds! If Ronald sees this, he could come back to South Park and kill you!
Annie: Ronald can lick my pussy for all I care!
Red: You already said that on Twitter. Anyways, get rid of this Burger King now!
Annie: No! Stay back!
Wendy: Annie, we're trying to help you!
Annie: I SAID STAY BACK!!!
Heidi: Guys, come on. We'll figure this out later.
The girls left and Annie continues eating Burger King.
At a Casino in Las Vegas, Ronald was playing Poker with Burger King and Wendy.
Wendy (Restaurant Mascot): Have any fives?
Burger King: No. And Ronald, why did you kill the Colonel the other day?
Ronald: Because he stole my idea. MIND YOUR BUSINESS, BURGER KING!!!
Wendy (Restaurant Mascot): How did he steal your idea?
Ronald: I have a McDonalds in Orlando that sells pizza. AND HE STOLE MY GODDAMN IDEA, BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE WHO SOLD PIZZA FIRST!!! And by the way, I'm selling pizza everywhere now. It's called the McChicken Pizza Kanye West Meal.
Burger King: It sounds like you made that up.
Ronald: SHUT UP, BURGER KING!!! (He then checked his phone, which was ringing.) Hang on, it's my manager Steve. (He picks it up.) Hello, Steve?
Steve R: Ronald, have you checked X lately?
Ronald: No I haven't check it, Steve. Elon Musk changed the name and I haven't used it since, Steve. I'M STILL GONNA CALL THE FUCKING SITE TWITTER, STEVE!!!
Steve R: I see. Well, some girl from South Park posted tons of horrible stuff about you and McDonalds.
Ronald: What?
Steve R: All true. Her name on her Twitter says SouthParkCurlyHairGirl.
Ronald: Oh, so it's those little bitches from South Park again. What did she say about me?
Steve R: She said all kinds of horrible stuff about you and the company. She even said that Burger King is way better than you. Not only that, but she said so many horrible stuff about your food.
Ronald: She did WHAT?!!!
Steve R: You're gonna check your Twitter and see it, right?
Ronald: Fine. I'll check it. (He then checks it and when he saw it, he was shocked and horrified. He then was angry and enraged.) THIS LITTLE BITCH IS SO GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He hangs up.) WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burger King: What happened this time?
Ronald angrily flips the table.
Ronald: SOME LITTLE BITCH FROM SOUTH PARK INSULTED ME ON TWITTER AND THINKS YOUR FOOD IS BETTER THAN MINE!!! MY FOOD WILL FOREVER BE BETTER THAN YOUR TOXIC WASTE DUMPY FOOD OF YOURS!!! I'M GONNA KICK SOME ASS TONIGHT!!!
He stomps away angrily.
Burger King: He has issues.
Wendy (Restaurant Mascot): Yeah.
Later that night in South Park, Annie was eating a whopper.
Annie: Mmm...
Her mom approaches her.
Mrs. Knitts: Annie, I think you should cut down on Burger King.
Annie: But you said I can have as many Burger King as I want.
Mrs. Knitts: Not every day! I told you that!
Annie: But I love Burger King!
Mrs. Knitts: Sorry, but no. You're cutting down on this food and that's final! In fact, some of your friends are downstairs.
Annie gets up and comes downstairs and sees her friends sitting in chairs.
Wendy: Annie, this intervention is to help you get over your Burger King addiction.
Annie: I'm not addicted to it.
Bebe: You're becoming fat from eating it all.
Annie: Hey! I'm not becoming like Cartman! Last thing I remember, you're a little bloated, Bebe!
Bebe: I literally have the same weight as everyone else in here!
Red: Yeah, but you gained like 10 pounds.
Wendy: Anyways, we're trying to help you with your problem.
Annie: I don't have a problem! If anything, you all have problems!
Nichole: We're not the ones eating bad food!
Millie: Yeah! You're trying to endanger your health!
Annie: No I am not! There's nothing wrong with Burger King!
Red: You are way too addicted to it, not to mention you insulted Ronald McDonald on Twitter!
Dougie enters.
Dougie: It's actually called X now.
Bebe kicks him out of the house.
Bebe: We're still calling it Twitter, Dorky!
She slams the door and just as she was about to retake her seat, Ronald McDonald angrily kicks the door open.
Ronald: WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE SLUTS INSULTED ME ON TWITTER?!!!
Dougie pops up again.
Dougie: It's actually called X now. (Wendy grabs a frying pan and violently throws it at Dougie, which brutally hits him on his forehead.) OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
He then fainted.
Red: Nice throw, Wendy.
Wendy: Thank you. Anyways, Ronald. What are you doing?!
Ronald: I'm here because some little asshole THINKS THAT BURGER KING IS BETTER THAN MY DELICIOUS, NUTRITIOUS FOOD!!!
Bebe: Um, our friend almost died from Mad Cow Disease from your food the other week!
Ronald: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! (He then noticed Annie really fat and covered in Burger King whopper. He then roars loudly.) IT WAS YOU!!!
Annie: Look! I only said that to teach my friends a lesson for discriminating me over Burger King!
Ronald: They have the right to do so because BURGER KING IS A RESTAURANT MADE FROM HELL!!!
Annie: You're an evil clown!
Jessie and Kal approach Ronald.
Jessie: Oh my god! I didn't realize he was a clown!
Kal: Can you make us animal balloons?! Can you?!
Ronald: I am not a birthday clown! But I could make a meal called the McChocolate Cake Birthday Special Justin Timberlake Meal.
Millie: Honestly, I'd buy that meal.
Lola: Yeah.
Ronald: Anyways, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU FOR SAYING BAD SHIT ABOUT ME AND LIKING THAT GARBAGE WASTE OF A RESTAURANT CALLED BURGER KING!!!
Annie: I'm sorry. Look, I'll delete my tweet and I'll... (Something then happened.) Aah... My... chest... I think I'm having a...
She fainted.
Red: Oh my god! Annie!
Wendy: Call 911!
Ronald: I'm just gonna go.
He leaves.
The next day, Annie wakes up and her weight is back to normal.
Annie: What happened?
Wendy: Ronald McDonald tried to kill you and then you suffered a heart attack from eating Burger King.
Annie: Oh...
Bebe: Yeah. Do you think you can cut down on it now?
Annie: Sure. I'll eat it once a week. How about that?
Red: That's a good idea, but keep in mind we still think Burger King is trash.
Annie: I know.
Nichole: So did you learn your lesson?
Annie: What lesson was I supposed to learn?
Mrs. Knitts: Don't get too addicted to food you like and you should always cut down on it! It doesn't matter if you love eating at restaurants, you should always cut down on it if you eat there too much!
Annie: Oh...
Nichole: Your mother's right.
Annie: Okay. But I deleted my awful tweets about McDonalds. Sorry for making those.
Mrs. Knitts: It still doesn't accept that fact that you're grounded for 3 weeks, young lady!
Annie: Aw...
Red: See you in 3 weeks, Annie. (The girls gave her angry glares.) What?
The Burger King enters.
Burger King: Kid, I'm glad you learned your lesson, so try not to eat too much of my food again, okay?
Annie: Okay. (He then leaves.) I love Burger King.
Mrs. Knitts: You're still grounded from it.
Annie: Damn it!