Disclaimer: I own nothing of any of the recognized characters within.

AN:

Stargate SG-1 reality women added this chapter:

Dr. Reya Varrick is played by Anna Galvin

Lya is played by Frida Betrani

Stargate Atlantis women added this chapter:

Lt. Laura Cadman is played by Jaime Ray Newman

First Officer Pascale Trebal is played by Pascale Hutton

End AN

Chapter 32

January 13th 2006…

"You need some editing in the code on your transfer protocols but you've made some very nice progress," I said to the Emissary and Dr. Reya Varrick as I removed the leads from their memory transfer device, a much less advanced version of the Tollan machine.

"Perhaps we could discuss it tonight at the party…you will of course be staying for it won't you," flirted the beautiful Reya with a wide smile.

"Of course," I agreed immediately.

The planet we were currently visiting was one of the Asgard protected planets that had advanced quite far. They were around the level of earth before our introduction to the Stargate with a few more advanced areas thanks to excavated Goauld technology that had been left behind by the planets former occupants. A memory recall device was one such technology. Reya continued to flirt with me until we left and I promised to see her at the party that night. I was letting my aura loose a bit more than usual but Reya is very attractive and considering she would die in a few hours in canon I wanted her to laugh as much as possible even though I didn't plan on letting those events occur in this reality.

"Even on another planet a wall flower," I said to Reya as I pointed at a scientist who just stood by himself staring out over the pool.

"Dr. Mora…he's worked on the project for many years," replied Reya.

"He doesn't appear to be having much fun," I observed.

"You know how scientists are. We spend so much time in the lab I think that's where we feel most comfortable," said Reya as we walked around the pool.

"Oh I don't know. I spend equal amounts of time in the lab and the field. I enjoy field work quite a bit even if it has gotten a bit dull since the Goauld fell. The Ori just don't cut it on the intimidation scale for me."

"I'd love to hear some more of your adventures sometime soon," purred Reya as she stepped a bit closer to me…at least as close as she could while in public.

"Reya we have to talk," said Dr. Marell, one of Reya's fellow scientists, her ex-husband, and her would be murder.

"Excuse me for a moment Harry," Reya told me before following Marell.

I watched and listened as Reya approached the Emissary after Marell handed her a note.

"Why wasn't I informed of this," demanded the beautiful Reya.

"Excuse me," the Emissary said to his current conversation companions before turning to Reya. "What?"

"You moved up the test schedule and you selected a group of volunteers. When did this happen?"

"We've been very impressed with your progress. We thought it was time to take your research to its next level. You should take this as a compliment," said the Emissary.

"I noticed all the test subjects are military officers. How should I take that," demanded Reya angrily.

"This is still a classified operation," replied the Emissary.

"You gave me your personal assurance this project would remain under civilian control."

"And so it has. The military is simply making their contribution," the Emissary said.

"I've seen what those contributions can lead to," argued Reya getting louder.

"You're overreacting and in any case this is hardly the place to discuss it."

"This conversation isn't over," promised Reya before storming off angrily.

I quickly caught up with her in the entrance hall of the building the party was being hosted in.

"Reya are you ok," I asked.

"I should have seen this coming. They're going to take the project away from me. The General Staff wants to control the technology without any interference from civilian scientists. I swore I wouldn't let that happen," explained Reya.

"I might be able to help you out," I told her.

"What do you mean," she asked curiously.

"Your government wants hyperspace technology from us. As the co-head of all science pertaining to alien technology I have a big say in what we share with other governments. I also happen to be the second in command of the most powerful government on my planet."

"You'd use your influence to help me," asked Reya with a growing smile.

"Most definitely…I'm always willing to help a beautiful woman in need," I said as I returned her smile.

"Well I really don't want to go back out there. Maybe you could do me a favor and walk me home. It's not far but I don't like to walk alone at night."

"You don't have to twist my arm," I told her as I held my arm out for her to take.

Reya wrapped her arm in mine and walked with me out the door. As we walked Reya got gradually closer and closer until she was pressed against my side. When I felt her hand slip down to squeeze my bum I knew the mission was a success. By the time we reached Reya's house my aura was pushing her arousal higher and higher. As soon as we were inside Reya pushed me against a wall and crushed her lips to mine. I hungrily kissed the beautiful brunette back.

Insert smut scene here

Sam was once again invisible when some time later the bolt of zat gun like energy splashed across my form.

"Rista what are you doing," screamed Reya as she clutched the sheet to her naked form while sitting up startled.

"Get dressed now Reya," ordered her ex husband in a rage.

Reya hastily got dressed as her ex had the derivation of a zat gun pointed at her.

"It really could have been different Reya. If you had stayed with me things wouldn't have had to be like this," Rista Marell said threateningly as he raised a blunt object he obviously intended to use as a weapon.

Just as the weapon was going to come down his hand was caught in a strong grip.

"I hate woman beaters," I growled as I channeled a full body bind into Marell.

Up until now I was faking the stunning the zat gun device should have given me.

"Reya do you want to do the honors or should I," I asked as I held up a hand gun.

"Let me," Reya replied as she took the gun and pressed it to the side of her murderous ex's head.

A single shot rang out as Marell's brains splattered the nearby wall. It was child's play to organize everything to look like self defense. When Reya viewed what her government would have done had I not come to this reality via the canon DVDs the next day onboard our orbiting cruiser she decided she didn't want to stay on her home world and instead would explore the Alteran database and eventually some other universes like many of my wives choose to do. Over the course of the following years we helped Reya's people build hyperdrive capable ships and relations much improved. The actions of several leaders in charge shouldn't be held against an entire people…after all that world gave me my beautiful, inside and out, wife Reya.

January 20th 2006…

We were called back an hour early from our mission when an alternate reality SG-1 arrived at the SGC. It was simple to tell they were from an alternate reality because there was no Harry Demire and Cameron Mitchell was leading the team. My Sam and I from this reality played dumb as to what caused the alternate teams to gate in to the SGC as more and more teams arrived. The first Carter came to work with Sam and I just like would have happened in canon. Eventually we explained to the heads of the base that it was the recently created black hole where the failed Ori supergate was destroyed which was rerouting the wormholes. It was easy enough to send a device to close the hub just after the SG-1 with a Janet Frasier on it arrived.

Lab with all the Sam Carters…

"Hot damn…I've died and gone to a heaven reality," I said loud enough for all the Sam Carter's to hear.

I brought Janet in behind me after explaining her situation to her. She couldn't help but suppress a smile at my comment.

"Harry," I heard an excited squeal before I was jumped by a long haired Samantha Carter.

"Hello there gorgeous I recognize you," I replied with a wide grin that matched the Samantha's in my arms.

"I should hope so Harry," said Janet.

"No I mean I've met her before."

"How…all of them but one are not from this reality," said Janet in confusion.

"Neither am I," I replied with a grin before walking up beside my Sam.

"Excuse me…can I have your attention," said my Sam loudly. When all of the other Sams were looking at us she continued. "This is my husband Harry Potter or as he goes by in this reality Harry Demire. This is not his home reality and if you listen to him there is a very good chance you can all get home with more than you could ever dream of," announced Sam which had every blonde and one brunette's attention on me.

"Thank you honey…I have a question to ask each of you. What would you do to save the life of every single human on Earth in your reality? How many of you would do just about anything," I asked.

Every single female in that room raised their hand. To Samantha Carter and Janet Frasier the good of billions outweighed the good of one woman.

"I'm glad to hear you say that. Now I'll be blunt…I'm a sex god," I announced which was met by disbelieving stares except in the case of my Sam and the Sam from the reality I first arrived in after jumping from my home reality. I'll refer to her as Sam one.

"I think you're going to have to prove it honey," said my Sam with a grin.

I smiled at the matching grin on Sam one's face as I raised my hands and channeled a pleasure bolt from my fingers. Pleasure bolts connected each female in the room to me as they all began to scream out in orgasm. I caught them all in my telekinetic grip as they lost the ability to stand up straight. I held the orgasm to a higher level than any of them have ever experienced in their lives for a minute before letting them come down.

"Mmm…that was fun," purred my Sam as she pressed herself to my back where she had clung while riding out her climax.

"Who believes him now," asked my Sam.

Every female raised their hand again while smiling widely.

"Now to the offer…I have the ability to defend your world and any world in your reality from any threat. All I ask in return is for you to become my wives. This means you will like my Sam here and many other wives become immortal. You will enjoy perfect health, incredible powers, and pretty much anything you want," I explained.

"Don't forget the orgasms honey," Sam piped up as she kissed my cheek affectionately. "I know what you are thinking…many of you are married. Harry here has the ability to merge with your spouses and become part of them. They will basically become part of a god. So there is no downside. And it is for eternity," Sam explained.

"Just out of curiosity how many of you are married," I asked.

About three quarters of the women raised their hands.

"Ok let's get a census so we know who you would have to merge with. How many of you are married to Jack O'Neills," asked Sam.

Only about a quarter of the married women raised their hands.

"Ok and how about Daniel Jacksons," I asked.

Almost all the rest raised their hands.

"Huh…I told you he was a better match than Jack. You two have way more in common," I told my Sam.

"I guess you are right. I noticed you two didn't raise your hands. Who are you married to," Sam asked two of her counterparts.

"Teal'c," said the one.

"I can see that," I nodded in agreement. "Teal'c is the man."

"Janet Frasier," said the other while smiling at Janet.

"Ok…so I won't be merging with that spouse but I can definitely bond her," I muttered while imagining that marriage and that reality in general.

"So who agrees to the proposal," asked my Sam.

As we hoped every female in the room raised their hand high.

"Excellent," I said with a large grin before vanishing the clothing of everyone present.

Insert smut scene here

Reality where an Apophis still lives…

Apophis heard crashing and booming sounds coming from outside his throne room as the screams of his dying Jaffa could be heard even through the walls. Apophis knew the end was near. For days now any challengers of Earth were summarily defeated and killed without mercy. It was his turn. As the doors began to break from the hits they were subjected to Apophis pissed himself in fear. Through the doors stepped two beings.

The male figure radiated pure power mixed with some anger as he stood quite tall with rippling muscles covered in green flesh. The female beside him radiated power and beauty as she barely fit in the form fitting suit she wore. Apophis recognized the female as the Tauri woman Samantha Carter…or at least he was fairly certain it was her.

"Hulk smash," both beings cried causing Apophis to lose control of his bowels just before he was crushed under the weight of the two beings as they reached the end of their impossibly long leap across his throne room.

"I've always wanted to go hulk inside of a Goauld ship," I announced happily as I vanished the Apophis goo off of my feet.

"Yes love," the recently bonded Sam said with an affection smile on her face for her new husband.

In the last few days her sex god lover had managed to wipe out any foe earth had ever faced and many they didn't know about yet. Harry had set up home with her in this reality and apparently was doing the same across sixteen other realities at the same time. It still amazed Sam that Harry was able to do all that without ever neglecting any of Sam's needs even for a moment. Harry never hurt her and constantly granted her every desire almost as soon as she realized she wanted something. She could definitely get used to this spoiling.

"You up for a shag in this form," I asked.

"Oh yes please," Sam agreed eagerly before she tackled me with her well muscled attractive she hulk form.

I love my life and all my wives!

January 27th 2006, Atluria…

"And so it is with great pride that I announce the passage of the proposal to disband the Jaffa high council in favor of Democracy. The first elections will be held in two months," finished Master Bratac to the news conference.

Turning off the holo projector I couldn't wipe the smile off my face.

"I'm sure as hell glad I took out Ba'al before he could cause all that trouble with his clones. That guy was seriously a pain in the ass," I said to Mala and Ishta on either side of me.

"Yes…we're glad as well. Egeria took us to one of the System Lord games the Tokra have set up. Even being killed painfully and resurrected sixty million times will only equal the number of lives Ba'al took in one atrocity," replied Ishta.

"My particular favorite was when Egeria strapped Ba'al down and put an Imperius curse on various animals to have them eat him alive," Mala informed us fondly.

"Enough of talking about former false gods…I think it's time for us to celebrate the newfound Democracy for the Free Jaffa," Ishta told me with a sexy grin before leaning in and capturing my mouth in a heated kiss.

"I agree," said Mala just before joining us for a three way kiss.

February 10th 2006, SGC Briefing Room 1…

"It's called Kasa," Colonel Reynolds explained as we looked at the multicolored corn looking plant he discovered in an offworld market. "I believe Lt. Mony described it as sweet corn heaven."

"What's his condition," asked Eva from her seat at the head of the table as the one overseeing this briefing.

"He's still craving it Ma'am. He didn't want to leave the planet. I had to order him transported up and restrained to get him home," answered Reynolds.

"What about the rest of the population? Were they demonstrating any of the same addictive behaviors," asked Daniel.

"Everybody was fine when we first got there. A fight broke out in the market place when supplies ran low and my men and I had to move in to restore order. That's what made Mony want to taste it in the first place. I had no idea it would result in addiction," Reynolds explained.

"It was engineered and is laced with a highly addictive compound," I announced after examining my multiscanner.

"In the last session of the interim council several of the Jaffa leaders complained of erratic behavior on several planets. We did not suspect tampering with the food supply," commented Teal'c.

"Colonel were you able to determine where this Kasa came from," questioned Eva.

"I pressured one of the vendors for a gate address but to be honest I don't know if it's accurate. I don't think they actually knew anything and their suppliers likely want it that way. I think this vendor only knew the address from observing his suppliers dialing home," answered Reynolds.

"Well we should definitely check it out," I stated.

"Covertly," agreed Eva.

We dropped out of hyperspace over the planet Reynolds gave us the coordinate to and immediately cloaked.

"Man I never thought I'd be running drug busts for space corn," commented Colonel Mitchell.

"You and me both Cam," agreed Colonel Sheppard as his hologram appeared on the command deck of the Odyssey.

Both John Sheppard and Cameron Mitchell were hand picked by Jack to become captains of several of earth's newest X304s, the Odyssey and the Daedalus.

"I'm picking up Kasa covering much of the farmland on the planet below," announced the Odyssey's sensor officer.

"Begin transporting it to these coordinates," I instructed Mitchell and Sheppard as I programmed the coordinates of the solar system's star into the transporter terminal.

It took several hours of transporting but we soon had the planet below cleared of drugged corn. In the meantime we had interrogated several of the workers by downloading copies of their minds.

"They didn't know much but we've got some leads I'll send to Egeria. She can gather much more intel than we can with some of her operatives. The basics are that Kasa is a way for the Lucian Alliance to gain more wealth. Their head, Netan, came up with this plan. Several warlord like lieutenants take orders from Netan. None of them know the whole score and the ones we interrogated were too stupid to ever become even lieutenant rank. So they don't know much but it should give us a start," I explained.

"Good work Harry," praised Jack over the encrypted subspace holographic call.

"Come on home," said Eva before the briefing ended with several other holograms winking out of existence.

I modified the memories of the dozens of workers on the Kasa growing planet to forget what happened to their crop or anything about Earth vessels ever being there. No need to tip the Lucian Alliance off that Earth, defeater of the Goauld, was after them.

February 17th 2006…

When Woolsey tried to have SG-1's next mission scrubbed so that his team of international delegates could be taken on a tour of the Gamma site by the front line team I immediately vetoed the process. Nobody, even international delegates, are important enough to be babysat by the Vice President of the United States. I heard their tour went off without a hitch. Only a minor disturbance happened that day due to a Prior engineered carnivorous bug called R75. When the limited AI operating the bases' systems discovered the threat R75 posed it immediately transported the creatures into space. Not even Prior engineered bugs could survive reentry.

February 24th 2006, Briefing Room…

"Now what is this briefing about Doctors Carter and Demire," asked General Landry as he oversaw this briefing, the other four heads picking this day to take off.

"We finally cracked the encryptions on the dimensional transition device Merlin left behind," I announced.

"His research on a weapon to destroy ascended beings to fight the Ori," Landry asked excitedly.

"We have some of his research but naturally he didn't keep it all in one place. Basically we have the specifics on what exactly ascended beings are…more than just descriptions of them being energy beings from a higher dimension. There are also hints of what Merlin's weapon is. Basically it channels an inverse energy to that of an ascended. When the inverse energy and the Ori meet they would cancel each other out. Now while that doesn't help us recreate the weapon Merlin was working on Harry and I with the help of Ayiana have created an Anti-Ori grenade," explained Sam.

"If a lower plane being is hit with rapid velocity matter they die. In the same manor if an ascended is hit with rapid velocity energy of their dimension (vacuum energy) then they will be ripped apart as well. Of course these weapons will only be needed if we go into the Ori galaxy or we run into another Anubis like being but we still thought they were worth creating," I explained.

"Lastly there was also a gate address where we can find more of Merlin's research," announced Sam.

"Good work you two. I'll authorize the mission to look for the research tomorrow," Landry informed us.

Before we could even go on that mission I received quite a surprise in the form of my Nox friend Lya. I felt myself being pulled through a wormhole and allowed it to happen. When I reappeared I was on the bridge of a ship I recognized as distinctly Nox from the Alteran archives. There were plants growing all along the walls, the air smelled fresh and clean, and Lya sat on a command chair in the middle. She was the only one I could sense on the ship but that was unsurprising since the Nox are advanced enough to build ships that run mostly from AIs.

"Hello Harry," greeted Lya with a smile.

"Hi Lya…what brings you to Earth," I asked curiously.

"Harry I haven't been completely honest with you. I've been aware for quite some time now that you are Alteran…or at least partly Alteran. I know you have powers greater than any Alteran ever had. One thing my people are very good at is aura reading. I can see the subtle differences in your aura that indicate you are hiding much more. I've felt your sexual allure and have most definitely not been immune to it," Lya informed me.

I let my restraint of my aura relax a bit.

"I bet that feels much better," said Lya.

"You have no idea," I replied.

"Now as to why I'm here…it has been many eons since my people last met Alterans. We are not unaware of what they have been doing since we last met. We know all about ascension but choose to walk a different path…the same path I think you've chosen. Ascension will make you forget what it's like to be flesh and blood. You lose sense of the more carnal delights of the corporeal form," purred Lya as my aura intermingled with her own.

"Why Lya are you coming onto me," I asked playfully.

"Why yes I am Harry. There are many tales in our archives of the pleasures to be had when a Nox and an Alteran mate. I propose a bonding between us to strengthen the ties between our people if you find this acceptable," said Lya as she stood and used her Nox powers to vanish her clothes.

"Most definitely," I agreed with a large smile as I stared at her attractive nude form.

Insert smut scene here

As it turned out our mission the next day was delayed by Vala communicating with us from the Ori Galaxy. My lover told us a tale of Ori war preparation for a crusade to convert our galaxy. Her means of communication was through a long range communications device she learned to build during her time with me. Vala learned a lot of Goauld science during her time as host to Q'Tesh and much more during her time as my lover. It was not unreasonable then for her to be able to build such a device. Vala's pregnancy was announced as expected. Vala assured everyone that she knew of no way the child could have been conceived because I use an infallible birth control method. Also as was expected Vala reported the Ori had a working supergate somewhere in our galaxy.

What was unexpected was the number of ships Vala reported the Ori were building, thirty ships on the planet she knew about alone. I guess the Ori consider the people of the Milky Way a more serious threat than they did in the canon TV series. In canon very few of the Priors sent died and those were mostly willing sacrifices up until the Anti-Prior device was created. We took the news as a motivator to search for Merlin's weapon and set forth to find it the next day.

We jumped into orbit around the planet Merlin's research notes directed us to and scanned for villages around the stargate. As soon as we located such a village we transported down to the medieval town with some very startled villagers to greet us.

"This certainly looks like a place where Merlin might have lived," commented Sam as we looked around at the mud, straw roofed houses, and horses.

"Yes…it does," I agreed.

"That seems to indicate Merlin was here before," said Daniel as he pointed out a sword in a stone.

"Travelers I am Meurik, governor of this village. Welcome to Camelot," spoke the village leader as he walked up.

"Hello Meurik. I'm going to be blunt. We are searching for a weapon created by Merlin. I believe it looks like this," I explained as I projected a hologram of the red jewel centerpiece described in Merlin's notes.

"We suspected as much by your obvious displays of magic," Meurik said nervously. "You will not find the Sangraal here in this village. Arthur set off questing for the Sangraal with his knights many years ago to three planets; Castiana, Zahal, and Vegunbrae."

"Thank you," I said with a slight bow of my head.

Before we left I walked over to the sword buried in the stone and gave it an experimental tug. The sword pulled free easily to the amazement of the watching villagers. With a grin I tossed the sword to a mildly attractive young girl wearing the clothes of a boy from the time period her fashion came from.

"She is the only other person in this village I sense would have been able to remove this sword. Her heart is pure," I announced before we vanished in a white light via transport beam.

"You and your dramatics Harry," laughed Sam.

"Alright boys and girls we have to rendezvous with the fleet. We found the Ori supergate and we are preparing to meet our enemies," announced Colonel Mitchell just before we jumped into hyperspace.

"I assume there is a shield powered by the black hole surrounding the supergate," I asked.

"Yes…we aren't going to be destroying it anytime soon," confirmed Mitchell.

As soon as we arrived Sam and I transported over to Thor's ship. Half the Asgard Fleet was present along with a sizeable portion of Earth's own fleet. I saw most of the Jaffa nation arrayed as well along with the replicator fleet controlled by my wife Sam r. All in all around one hundred ships were waiting for the Ori.

"Hello Thor," I greeted my good friend.

"It is good to see you Harry. I only wish it was under better circumstances. We have just finished creating a control crystal for the supergate which we hope will allow us to dial it out to another gate," Thor informed us.

Just then I looked towards the supergate as I sensed the energy building within.

"It is too late Thor. They are coming," I called out just before Sam and I beamed back to the Odyssey.

Interfacing with the ship through my neural link I activated the communications.

"This is Colonel Harry Demire of the Earth fleet. We know that thirty plus ships are going to be coming through that gate. They plan on converting us to their forsaken religion or killing us. Do not hold back. Fire what you can at those fuckers the moment they arrive through the event horizon," I instructed before cutting the broadcast.

With a massive whoosh of energy the wormhole formed in the supergate. The first ship to come through was bombarded with so much fire its shields buckled within five seconds. I felt power growing from the gate and when the second ship came through I realized what was happening. The second ships' shields held against our weapons fire as I sensed the Ori augmenting the shields with their own power. The Ascended Alterans would not interfere in any lower plane matter such as this. We were on our own.

Ship after ship streamed through the gate and began firing back at us. I sensed the moment Vala entered our galaxy once more with Amanda right at her side. The fight was on as the Ori ships began firing destructive white beams at our ships. All in all about fifty Ori ships made it through. We ganged up on their ships two to one. In the case of the Earth, Asgard, and Replicator/Replicat ships the vessels held their own. The Earth, Asgard, and Replicator ships had extremely powerful shields with replicat/replicator crews able to make repairs very quickly.

The free Jaffa nation ships did not fair nearly as well. While the replicats had been making upgrades to the Jaffa shields in preparation for this battle without naquadria reactors the shields simply couldn't withstand the Ori punishment. The Ori power sources alone were equal if not slightly better than a zero point module. With the ascended beings to back up their power our green beams and Asgard plasma beams lashed almost uselessly against the enemy shields.

By the time ten Ori ships had yielded due to the combined power of several of Earth's most powerful ships almost the entire Jaffa fleet was decimated. Quite a few Earth and Asgard ships were gone as well. The replicat vessels only fared better because they could move with speeds other ships couldn't due to power being diverted from inertial dampeners to engines. The artificial occupants could take the extreme acceleration that would kill biological beings.

"This is Colonel Demire…I would suggest withdrawing from the battlefield. The ascended Ori are channeling power through the supergate and into their ships' shields. We cannot win this battle here. Let them come to us and we will deal with them where we can beat them," I sent to the fleet over encrypted data burst.

"Get us out of here," ordered Colonel Mitchell.

"No wait…fake a jump but just go invisible and intangible to make sure the rest get away," I ordered.

"Do it," ordered Mitchell.

We waited until all the vessels that were going to get away got away before leaving the system slowly. Once out of the system we jumped to hyperspace. The Ori stayed behind to regroup and lick their wounds. They didn't likely expect to suffer such losses on their initial incursion into our galaxy. Those numbers were quite remarkable considering the power the Ori channeled into the ships of their followers.

"How many lives lost," I asked Lya as she transported in as I walked beside Sam back to our quarters to rest.

"Roughly five hundred Jaffa were killed but only fifty-three of those were unable to be revived due to their bodies being destroyed by explosions. We transported the rest off in time and my people were able to revive them. Sam r ensures me that she suffered very little loss. The Asgard were all safely transported away. Their systems were able to tell them very accurately when their ships would fail. It was a good idea to let our old friends know we were there helping even if we were invisible and intangible to detection by most. It would have been rather difficult to transport the Asgard out otherwise," replied Lya.

"Yes I do imagine personally apparating so many Asgard would have been taxing on your people," I replied while marveling at the Nox race.

The ability of the Nox to hide when they didn't want to be found was amazing. Their cloaking technology was even superior to the Alteran cloaks. Lya added the designs to my knowledge database but with the understanding that the data goes no further than my lovers. Even the reborn Alterans would not be allowed to learn the ways of the Nox. I readily agreed. Their healing ability put many necromantic rituals I've come across in my travels to shame.

"Thank you Lya…you were a blessing by the creator for your help," I told her before kissing her.

Turning to Sam I kissed her as well before phasing us through the door to our quarters. Lya vanished our clothes before we relaxed in the best way we knew how from our recent battle. There would be time to face the Ori when it was required of us. For now it was time for making love.

Stargate Atlantis…

July 15th 2005…

"Begin the dimensional incursion," I ordered the three teams before me.

After the successful defense of Atlantis we detected twelve more hive ships on their way. If the wraith were just going to keep sending us gifts we would take them. This point roughly fifty light years away from Atlantis was where the wraith had to drop out of hyperspace so that the hyperspace radiation didn't destroy the biological systems on their ship beyond their technologies' ability to regenerate. So this was where we would pick up our gifts.

Unlike during our defense of Atlantis there were no darts to give us a free ride past their shields but that was ok, we don't need darts. The three boarder teams each took a cloaked Alkesh over a wraith hive ship before the members of the away teams activated their phase cloaks. They sunk through the floor of their transport and straight through the shields of the wraith hive ships because they were in another dimension, a dimension the wraith aren't smart enough to shield in. When they breached the hive hull their phase cloaks automatically brought them back into phase as tiny gravitic implants in their boots slowed them enough to softly land on the deck. This method allowed our teams to strike at any point on the ships but was also more dangerous because the wraith noticed us right away.

We attacked immediately and were able to overwhelm the bridge crews. As Aristotle began taking over and locked the bridge door I checked the status of the other two teams. They had quickly taken their own bridges. I gave the signal to our small fleet. They began the green beam attack on the remaining ships. We weren't going to get greedy. We'll only take three ships at a time. We had already had to replace Ford but that was easily done with a human form replicat. In most cases we prefer to let human personnel get the experience of a boarding party but the human form replicat will do until another human on earth can be trained.

With cloaks on full and green beams cutting through enemy vessels our small fleet made short work of the enemy hives while our escort Alkesh took out the enemy escort cruisers. We jumped the last fifty light years to Atlantis while installing the cloaks to hide our newest acquisitions. This would likely give the wraith pause in their attack on Atlantis. If their ships keep on disappearing quickly they will need time to grow more of their bioships. That gives us time to come up with a way to permanently defeat our life sucking enemy.

By this point I was getting rather tired of the missions that really didn't have that much action or the action wasn't useful for defeating Earth's enemies so I decided to manipulate the list of planets to visit to better accommodate my tastes. While Ronan Dex was a good fighter and seemed to contribute a lot to the canon Atlantis missions I have a better candidate in mind. Ryac has been receiving training for the last few years by Bratac, Teal'c, and several of my wives in various science subjects. He has also been put through rigorous special ops training where he trains with and without some of the newer technologies Earth possesses. It also happens that his fiancé, a cute young brunette named Sharon, has just been accepted to the Atlantis expedition as a gifted young biologist.

As a result I accepted Ryac's application as well to join the Atlantis Expedition. If he's even half the man his father is I want him on my team. While he will never have his father's build Ryac is one quick little bastard. He relies on speed and agility to win his fights with the correct application of strength where needed.

Just because I wasn't going to have Ronan on Atlantis doesn't mean I will forget about him. I knew the planet he would be on when we first met him.

"Where am I," Ronan asked as he trained his energy weapon on me after he felt himself being transported away from the planet the wraith were hunting him on.

"Among friends," I answered as I made a show of waving my hand and snatching his weapon from his grasp.

"You're Lantian…there have been rumors your people have returned. The wraith are shitting themselves," Ronan announced with a grin as he relaxed a bit.

"Yes I am and we have. I took the liberty of removing that wraith tracking device from your back," I explained.

"Thanks but why are you helping me," Ronan asked, not ready to accept even an Ancestor would help him without an ulterior motive.

"I like you Ronan. You have much potential. Now I've got some things to help you kill wraith. That isn't a mission or anything. I just figured if you happened to run across some wraith you might want to off them," I explained as a duffle bag appeared beside Ronan in a flash of light. Some of the gifts included energy weapons with vacuum power taps, a personal shield with the same power system, and some handy scanners; all of which are almost impossible to reverse engineer and will self destruct if they sense a wraith tampering with them. "You've no doubt by now heard that the wraith are starving because they can't find a lot of the people they thought they knew the location of. That is the doing of my people. We have provided cultures all over the galaxy a means to hide from the wraith. You will find a device in that bag which will list the worlds where there are these hiding spots on and guide you to the safe locations."

"Thanks…I don't know what else to say," Ronan told me as he finally started to realize I actually want to help him.

"Oh you don't have to say anything Ronan. I know you are a man of few words. But I have one more gift for you…well they are really two gifts but I'll give them together," I informed Ronan as I activated the transporter to bring in two Satedan women from Ronan's home planet.

"Jennifer…but how…Sateda was wiped out," cried Ronan showing the first real emotion during his visit here as he wrapped his crying wife in a hug.

"Hello honey," whispered Jennifer to her husband.

"Ara too," asked Ronan as he hugged his old teammate, a very attractive dark haired woman.

"I possess the ability to traverse time. I was able to save your wife by bringing her here to this time while faking her death in the past. Ara here I found along with two of her teammates brainwashed on a wraith hive we captured. The wraith had broken their minds. The two males fought and were killed before I was able to subdue Ara. I've done what I can to repair her mind and I'm sure with time and care you can help her recover more," I explained.

"I'll say it again…thank you…what is your name," asked Ronan.

"Harry…now I'll say farewell. I'll be keeping an eye on you three," I told Ronan with a smile before sending them off with a very strong lust spell cast on them.

Ronan was going to have a fantastic night. Aristotle sent a cloaked replicat after the trio to make sure they were safe.

July 29th 2005…

"This is going to be so much fun," said Jeannie with a wide smile as she walked beside me on the alien planet we were looking for survivors of a recent wraith culling on.

We couldn't hide the populations of every planet in time before the wraith found them and the wraith decided to cull the entire population of this world.

"I'd say you were enjoying your brother's pain too much but this will be a growing experience for Rodney," I replied.

"A dart," cried out Lt. Laura Cadman over the neural interface just before said dart scooped her and Rodney up.

Jeanie and I quickly relocated to the gate where the dart was heading with its precious cargo.

"You want to take the shot or shall I," I asked my wife.

"I'll take it," Jeannie said with a smirk.

With accuracy only the nanites analyzing her every sense and feeding her body directions could provide Jeannie fired upon and hit the wraith dart propulsion system. We watched the dart crash nearby and quickly raced over. We found a wraith dying and reaching for the self destruct.

"Not today buddy," I announced before disintegrating him with the super zat fire.

"It looks like the beaming systems were damaged in the crash. I can get one of them out for now and we'll have to do the other back on Atlantis," Jeannie informed the recently arrived group of remaining team members.

"Jeannie," asked Rodney after he appeared from the wraith energy beam just before collapsing unconscious.

"He'll be fine…his system just reads as if he has been stunned by a wraith stunner," announced Janet after scanning Rodney.

I ordered the remains of the wraith dart transported up to the orbiting ship before the remaining personnel soon followed. We were soon on our way back to Atlantis.

Infirmary…

"How are you feeling Meredith," Jeannie asked Rodney as he opened his eyes.

"Terrible…what happened," muttered Rodney.

"You were picked up by a dart," I explained.

"Oh great…how'd I get out," Rodney asked.

"I got you out but Laura Cadman is still in there. We stabilized her life sign but we have to work past the damaged systems to get her out," Jeannie informed her brother.

"Hello," my wife and I both picked up Laura's voice in Rodney's head with our telepathy.

"Dr. McKay…Dr. Demire…Rodney," said Laura.

"Is that Cadman…where is she," Rodney asked as he looked around.

"I'm right here," said Laura.

"Rodney can you hear her," I asked.

"Yes…can't you," answered a confused looking Rodney.

"No…Rodney I think she's in your head. I guess only her body is still in the dart," said Jeannie.

"Oh no," gasped Rodney.

"This cannot be happening," said Cadman.

Later…

"This is just really nice work," cried Rodney sarcastically as he examined what Jeannie did to get him out.

"Meredith I will not take that from you. Go to your room," Jeannie shouted in her best impersonation of her mother.

"Yes Ma'am," answered Rodney immediately as he flashed back to his childhood.

"Having you around is a godsend," praised Elizabeth.

I followed Rodney out to make sure he didn't do anything stupid.

"You have no idea what it's like in here," I heard Laura argue.

"Yes, yes I do. I know exactly what it's like in here because I live in here," Rodney announced aloud.

"Rodney," said Katie Brown, Rodney's date tomorrow night, questioningly.

"Katie, hi," greeted Rodney as he turned to face her.

"Is everything ok," asked Katie.

"Yes, Rodney will be fine…but he has some duties to attend to while I explain some things to you Katie," I announced as I walked up and handed Rodney a watch and a manual.

"What's this," asked Rodney.

"Put the watch on and read the manual Rodney," I instructed as I steered the attractive Katie Brown away.

"What's wrong with Rodney," asked Katie in concern.

"He had a little accident offworld today. I'm sure you heard. What you might not have heard was that he and Lt. Laura Cadman, a very attractive new arrival here on Atlantis, were picked up by a wraith dart. In a convoluted series of unfortunate events Cadman's body is still in the dart while her mind is sharing Rodney body with him," I explained.

"Oh my god…is it permanent," asked Katie.

"No…we will fix it. Here's the thing Katie. Rodney likes you very much but is rather awkward with women. Would it be ok with you if you double dated with Lt. Cadman and I tomorrow night," I asked.

"But I don't understand…you just said she's trapped inside Rodney's body," pointed out Katie.

"That delightful watch I just gave Rodney. It uses our neural interfaces to allow Katie to speak and interact with us through a hard light hologram. It will be as if she was outside of Rodney's body but she will be broadcasting from there. If it's ok with you I'd like to take care of the arrangements for the date," I explained.

"Sure," Katie agreed before we parted ways.

The next night…

"Are you ready to go," I asked Katie as I arrived at her quarters.

"Yep," she agreed.

"What you're coming too," asked Rodney in surprise.

"Don't be rude Rodney," said Laura as she smacked Rodney on the back of the head.

Rodney reached to turn off the projector but received a jolt of electricity for his trouble.

"You are evil Harry…I can't take this watch off or turn it off," moaned Rodney.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you," Laura crowed as she jumped me and kissed me repeatedly.

"No problem," I agreed with a happy smile. "Well let's be off," I stated as I activated the cities' remote transporters.

"Oh wow," Katie gasped as we appeared.

"Amazing," agreed Laura as she too looked at our surroundings.

"Antigravity platform with a force field surrounding us, nice," commented Rodney as he looked at our positioned floating over Atlantis.

"The city is beautiful all lit up like that at night," said Laura as I held out her chair for her.

"Yes it is," Katie agreed as she sat down when Rodney held her chair for her.

The meal arrived via transporter beam as I skillfully maneuvered Rodney and Katie into talking about science, their shared passion. I interspersed the conversation with tales of Rodney talking about nothing except Katie while we worked together. Meanwhile I kept up a mental conversation with Laura via the neural interface because I knew the science wouldn't interest her as much.

"So when do you think you'll be able to get me back into my body…I'd like to show you how much I appreciate how good you've been to me," Laura purred mentally as she set her hand in my lap under the table.

"It shouldn't be too much longer. I've had my eye on you as well since you arrived in Atlantis," I replied while placing my hand on her thigh, the hard light generator sensing through subspace sensors where my hand moved and mentally stimulated Laura in the same way.

"Are the rumors true about you having many women at your beck and call," Laura asked playfully.

"Yes…they call themselves my harem. Why would you like to be in it," I flirted back.

"Most definitely," agreed Laura as she thought of all the times she masturbated to me back on earth and even while in Atlantis, not realizing I could pick her thoughts up.

"That can be arranged. I promise that by tomorrow you'll be back in your own body. Do me a favor and help Rodney tonight. I can already tell he is going to have a fun night with Katie…it would be fun for her as well with your help," I pointed out.

"I'll do my best…it should be an interesting experience, having sex from the man's perspective. Katie is rather tasty," observed Laura.

After the enjoyable date I went back to my wives while Katie prodded Rodney in all the right ways to show Katie a very special evening. Those skills Rodney learned form Laura would stick with him for the rest of his life and eventually make Katie a very happy Mrs. McKay.

The next day…

"Now I can thank you properly," Laura practically growled as she appeared out of the Asgard transporter we were able to transfer her body to before integrating it with her mind.

"Looking forward to it," I said before kissing the hot redhead, not caring who was watching.

As we transported away we didn't notice the amused smiles on the faces of the watching Elizabeth, Jeannie, and Ayiana.

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August 12th 2005, Atlantis Mess Hall…

"My people," gasped Ayiana as she looked far off into the distance suddenly.

"What is it Ayiana," asked Elizabeth.

"The long range sensors just detected a distress beacon being emitted by an Ancient ship the Aurora. We must go help them," answered Ayiana while listening into the information being fed over her neural link with the city.

Ayiana is the only person known to the general public capable of handling the information being fed directly from the Atlantis computer systems. As such only she would be able to know about the Aurora before the alert was shunted to the gate room systems.

"But surely they would all be dead by now," pointed out Ryac from down the table.

"No…the Aurora design was equipped with enough stasis pods for the entire crew. Their bodies may be too old to sustain them but we can turn them back to an earlier age with the ADD. But we must get to them before the wraith. If I can pick them up then so too can the wraith. We should have a slight advantage in time because they are at the edge of the Pegasus galaxy where our intel tells us the wraith have long ago moved on from. It will take the wraith much longer to reach them," explained my Ancient wife.

I stood up on the table and whistled loudly before announcing to the whole mess, "Listen up people. We have 398 Ancients in stasis in a broken down Alteran cruiser we need to save. I want all personnel to their ships and ready to go in ten minutes. Move people," I shouted before relaying a similar message to the neural links of all affected personnel.

Twenty minutes later we arrived beside the Aurora via our wormhole drives, only used when really needed because of power requirements. In most cases the wormhole drives are used during military operations and when it is necessary to cross the vast distances between galaxies in a ship instead of the gate bridge.

"We beat the wraith here," Ayiana announced as she communed with the neural link to the Harold, her personal Alteran designed ship.

Equipped with a ZPM Ayiana herself constructed it is the most powerful ship known to most of the galaxy flying around. In truth most of the Scooby fleet ships are just as powerful because of their universal generators, one of which the Harold is carrying around in a hidden compartment.

"This is Ayiana…begin towing the ship through hyperspace immediately after the replicats are done reinforcing the structural damage. Harry and I are going to go talk to the crew to make sure they are not surprised and do anything stupid," Ayiana instructed to the captains of the five ships around us.

We only needed five ships while the others were staying behind to continue intelligence operations, backing up our offworld teams, and to defend Atlantis. Ayiana activated the transporter to take us onto the Aurora.

"Aristotle restore life support while Ayiana and I interface with the virtual reality linking the stasis pods," I instructed.

Our shields were maintaining a comfortable atmosphere around us for the time being.

"Yes sir," agreed Aristotle before sending some of his replicat workers off to complete the task.

Ayiana held my hand tightly as we stepped up to the nearest pod and placed our hands on the surface. The occupant, a low level Alteran technician, went into a deep sleep as we harnessed his interface. The nanites in our system flowed between us and the other Alteran tech to take us into the virtual environment. When we appeared inside we looked around us to see the interior of an intact and functioning Aurora. We walked only a short distance before we encountered a crewman.

"Are you from Atlantis," he asked immediately as he didn't recognize us.

Without the wraith from canon manipulating the environment the Alterans were cognizant of exactly what was going on inside of their environment and how much time had passed.

"Yes we are. Please take us to your captain," replied Ayiana.

The Aurora crew member just nodded before leading us to the bridge.

"Captain we are finally being rescued," announced our escort as we arrived on the bridge.

"Finally…it only took ten thousand years. Tell me…why did it take so long," asked Captain Hedalkis.

"Your people abandoned Atlantis and went back to Earth where they ascended. They no longer interfere in the lower planes of existence. The people with us are your descendants," I explained.

"And you two…what people are you from," asked the beautiful Alteran beside the captain.

"Forgive me…I am Captain Hedalkis and this is my first officer Pascale Trebal," introduced the captain.

"I am Ayiana from Earth before the plague. I was frozen in the ice of the polar cap for five million years. This is my lover Harry…he is not from our universe and only part of him is of our species," said Ayiana.

"By the universe…an Ancestor even older than us…I did not realize any had survived," cried Hedalkis.

"And what species are you from Harry," asked Pascale as she found herself almost irresistibly attracted to the handsome man.

"Harry is a sex god with an Alteran physiology most of the time," Ayiana announced.

"Isn't that rather boastful," flirted Pascale with a smile.

I responded by hitting her with a pleasure bolt and sending her into orgasm. Ayiana steadied Pascale on her feet until she was recovered.

"That could have been done through manipulation of the virtual environment," pointed out Hedalkis.

"I will prove to you I can do it once we exit this environment," I answered.

"I look forward to it Harry," said Pascale with a much warmer smile than she had before.

I was very glad we arrived before the wraith from canon had killed Pascale.

"Our bodies…they are too old. I am sure you are aware of our people's policy on cloning," pointed out the captain.

"Yes I am aware," I replied with no attempt to hide my disgust with that policy.

"You'll have to excuse Harry…he doesn't believe any technology should be banned as long as it is properly used," explained Ayiana. "In any case we have rebuilt several ADD machines which should be capable of turning you back to an earlier age."

"That should work. We destroyed them all so that none would get into the hands of the wraith. What they could do with some of the technologies that would have been on Atlantis before we cleaned up," said Hedalkis before shuddering.

The ADD technology was such a complex device that Hedalkis from canon never mentioned it to the Atlantis team because none of the Earthlings would have been able to create the device and none of the Ancients could be revived to help him. Plus I think Hedalkis' mind was a bit rattled from the wraith manipulating the virtual environment and erasing a lot of his memories. Had the Alterans not decided long ago to not extend their lives through cloning because it would hinder their further enlightenment they could have easily been placed into cloned bodies by the Asgard Hermiod who was aboard the Daedalus at the time.

"Now about that wraith weakness in the communiqué you are carrying," began Ayiana.

"Here are my codes. You can access it with them," said Hedalkis as he handed us a data pad.

I concentrated for a moment and Aristotle sent the retrieved data to me. I projected a hologram in the air before us.

"How did you retrieve that so fast," asked Pascale.

"My nanite replicator companion Aristotle did so for us," I replied.

"You brought back the replicators," asked Hedalkis in alarm.

"Brought back…you people didn't destroy them all in the first place. Don't worry we were intelligent enough to limit their AIs. They are slave to my will," I answered.

Hedalkis and Pascale calmed down after my explanation.

"I knew we should have set off a vacuum energy bomb in that solar system," muttered the Captain.

"Huh…who would have figured that would be the weakness in the wraith technology," said Pascale as we examined the data.

According to the communiqué a wraith scientist in a planetary research facility was experimenting with a cure for a minor sexual disease that plagues wraith queens even with their advanced healing. It wasn't anything life threatening but was annoying enough none the less. The scientist found that by bombarding a sample of the disease with a certain type of exotic radiation it killed the disease. Unfortunately for the wraith the scientist also discovered that a small amount of the virus escaped containment onto the lab wall.

When the disease was hit with a small enough dose of the radiation that it wasn't killed but instead mutated the new virus attacked the walls of the facility and ate completely through in a matter of thirty seconds. This was important because the facility is made out of the same biomaterial as a wraith hive ship hull. Not even the regenerative properties of the bio hull could withstand the new virus. A human operative working undercover as a wraith worshipper had retrieved the information for the Alterans.

"Well this won't be useful in smaller battles because our green beam technology will kill individual hives faster but it will be very helpful in large scale battles. We should be able to rig up a bomb that will encompass a solar system, only affecting hive ships," Ayiana commented.

"You put the green beam technology on individual ships," asked Pascale in surprise.

"Yes," I agreed with a smile.

"I think I'm going to like you," said Hedalkis with a smile. "I always told the council they were foolish for only including drones and other minor weapons on our ships."

Later, Atlantis…

"Welcome back to Atlantis," I announced to the now physically younger Hedalkis and Pascale, who appeared her previous age.

"It's great to be home," said Hedalkis with a smile.

"If you will come with me we can oversee the revival of your crew," Ayiana informed.

"So Harry…how about that proof of your being a sex god," asked Pascale with a sexy smile.

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