Disclaimer: I own nothing of the characters or works of recognized authors in here.
AN:
Siri Tachi is played by Claire Danes
Padme is played by Natalie Portman
Aayla Secura is played by Amy Allen
Ahsoka Tano is played by Miley Cyrus
End AN
Chapter 36
I arrived back in the past relative to my previous time while running through the forests of the planet Naboo being chased by two droids on speed bikes shooting at me. My moment of distraction was enough to let the droids hit their mark. Luckily by that time my body was already merged so the shots were absorbed harmlessly into me. With a gesture of my hand the two speed bikes were telekinetically smashed together in a fiery explosion. I quickly ran off to find my master, Qui Gon Jinn. When I zeroed in on Qui Gon's Force signature I found him with a funny speaking bipedal amphibious alien.
"What's this," I asked my master.
"A local…let's get out of here before droids show up," instructed Qui Gon.
Just then a tree weakened by the passing by of a droid hover ship earlier fell and was headed straight for the alien. I Force pulled him out of the way.
"You saved Meesa life," Jar Jar Binks informed me.
"You shouldn't have done that," muttered Qui Gon before informing me of the life debt I had just incurred.
"Ex-squeeze me, but de mostest safest place would be Gungan City. Is where I grew up. Tis a hidden city," Jar Jar announced.
"A city…can you take us there," asked Qui Gon as we stopped jogging.
"Uh, on second thought, no…not really no. Tis embarrassing but my afraid my've been banished. My forgotten…da bosses will do terrible tings to me if me goen back there," Jar Jar said in his heavily accented English before shaking his large lips in a blubbering sound.
"You here that," asked Qui Gon as he gestured off to the noise of the droids mobilizing in the distance. "That is the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way."
"If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion," I added.
"Oh…yousa point is well seen. This way, hurry," said Jar Jar before leading us off.
We were led underwater in a nearby lake, Qui Gon and I with our breathers on, to see the sight of a bright city beneath the waves. We touched down on a platform leading into the main energy bubble structure. As we passed through the energy barrier the water disappeared from the surface of our bodies.
"So good bein home," exclaimed Jar Jar.
The other Gungans obviously didn't think so as they were gasping and pointing at us.
"Hey yousa…stopa dare," cried a guard carrying a spear on a mounted steed of some type.
"Hey you Dadi Topos…mesa back," Jar Jar greeted the Gungan.
"Not again Jar Jar…yousa goen tosa bosses. Yousa in big dudu this time," replied the guard.
The bosses…
"Yousa cannot bees hair," announced the boss after we were brought before him. "Dis army of mackineeks up dare is new weesong."
"A droid army is about to attack the Naboo. We must warn them," replied Qui Gon.
"Wesa no like da Naboo. Da Naboo tink day so smarty. Day tink day brains so big," stated the boss.
"Then speed us on our way," Qui Gon instructed as he applied a Force mind trick while waving his hand.
"Wesa ganna speed yous away," parroted the boss.
"We could use a transport," Qui Gon suggested.
Wesa give you una bongo. Da speediest way to da Naboo tis goen through the planet core," explained the boss.
We were soon on our way after managing to get Jar Jar released to us instead of punishment thanks to the life debt he owes my master and I.
"Why were you banished Jar Jar," I asked as we took the transport away from the city.
"It's a long tale-o but a small part of it would be mesa clumsy," answered the Gungan.
I just nodded my understanding because I could already see the destruction this Gungan would cause with his extremely bad luck. A minute later Jar Jar was freaking out as a fish the size of a whale latched onto our transport with a long tongue before pulling us into its mouth. As Qui Gon put the Gungan into a calm state with the Force I reached out and stopped the whale sized fish's gills from working until it released us, just in time for a larger creature to bite down on our previous captor.
"There's always a bigger fish," said Qui Gon.
We had a few more obstacles on our way to the Naboo but we soon broke the surface on the other side of the planet and snuck into the capitol city. We caught up with the Naboo leadership as they were being transported through the city at gunpoint by several droids. Qui Gon and I got the drop on them as we jumped down from an overhead foot bridge.
I high kicked two of them hard enough to tear their heads off while igniting my light saber. A twirl of my blade decapitated another as Qui Gon cut one in half. He sliced another diagonally before shutting off his sword and using the Force to hurl several other droids into the nearby stone wall. I quickly finished off the last several with my light saber.
"We should leave the street your highness," suggested Qui Gon.
"Get their weapons," the head guard instructed his underlings.
"Whoa…yousa guys bombad," Jar Jar praised our work.
"We're ambassadors for the supreme chancellor," Qui Gon explained once we stepped off the street into a concealed alcove.
"Your negotiations seem to have failed ambassador," pointed out an elderly statesman.
"The negotiations never took place. It's urgent that we make contact with the republic," answered Qui Gon.
"They've knocked out all our communications," informed the head guard.
"Do you have transports," asked Qui Gon.
"In the main hangar, this way," answered the head guard.
I noticed as we followed them Padme, Luke's mother, couldn't take her eyes off me. She was very attractive and I didn't mind her attention.
"There are too many of them," assessed the lead guard as we looked in the hangar at all the droids guarding the pilots.
"That won't be a problem," replied Qui Gon. "Your highness under the circumstances I suggest you come to Coruscant with us."
"Thank you, Ambassador, but my place is with my people," responded Padme's double, dressed as the Queen.
"They will kill you if you stay," Qui Gon said.
"They need her to sign a treaty to make this invasion legal. They can't afford to kill her," the lead Guard spoke up.
"There is something else behind this your Highness. There is no logic in the Federations move here. My feelings tell me they will destroy you," Qui Gon warned.
In the end it was decided the Queen and her entourage of hand maidens would come with us to attempt to sway the senate to help the Naboo.
"We'll need to free those pilots," announced the lead guard as we walked into the hangar.
"I'll deal with that," I announced as I stopped him from raising his gun.
There were about six of them. With a gesture of my hand they rose into the air as one and crashed together, breaking apart. Qui Gon dealt with another group just as I was finishing. We all quickly boarded a sleek silver vessel before blasting out of the hangar.
"There's the blockade," announced the pilot as we exited the atmosphere, just before we started to take fire. "The shield generator's been hit," yelled the pilot as the warning alert blared.
"We're losing droids fast," I observed as the repair droids trying to fix the shield generator kept getting blown away by the weapons fire.
I recognized one of the last two droids as R2D2. I reached out with my power and willed a shield around R2 just as the other droid was blown away.
"He did it…that little droid got the shield generator back on," called out the pilot. "There's not enough power to get us to Coruscant. The hyperdrive is leaking," said the pilot after we cleared the blockade.
"There master, Tatooine. It's small, out of the way, poor. The Trade Federation have no presence there," I pointed out on the console as I pulled up the star map.
"How can you be sure," asked the lead guard.
"It's controlled by the Hutts," answered Qui Gon.
The lead guard obviously objected to taking the Queen to a planet controlled by gangsters but in the end Qui Gon convinced Padme's decoy that it was the right move. Padme's double ordered Padme to clean the carbon scored R2D2 up in the back of the ship as a reward for saving the ship. I followed her back.
"Hello…I'm Obi Wan Kenobi," I greeted as I reached for her hand.
"I'm Padme," blushed the Queen in disguise as a handmaiden as she shook my hand.
Padme felt a powerful orgasm rip through her nether regions as she knelt in front of the droid while shaking the handsome Jedi's hand.
"Here let me help you," I said as I knelt down beside her and pressed my palm to R2.
The grime and burn marks vanished from R2 to make the astro droid look brand new.
"How did you do that," Padme asked in surprise.
"Telekinesis…anything is possible through the Force," I announced with a charming smile as Padme stood only to be hit by another orgasm.
I caught her as she stumbled.
"Are you doing that," gasped Padme as she shuddered in my arms.
I simply winked at her in reply before taking her over to a nearby couch.
"Now sit with me Padme and tell me more about yourself," I instructed as we sat side by side.
We had an enjoyable conversation on our way to Tatooine. Just as we were coming out of the upper atmosphere on Tatooine a power relay failed and caused an overload that would have injured one of the ship's crew if Qui Gon hadn't pushed him out of the way. Unfortunately Qui Gon was injured in the process. It wasn't anything too severe but his leg was broken.
"I will be ok soon enough but you will have to go into Mos Espa and acquire the parts we need. Be wary…I sense a disturbance in the Force," Qui Gon instructed as he prepared to go into a healing trance.
"Yes master," I agreed.
As I stepped out of the ship I was hit with the heat of the desert planet I had memories of growing up on for many years. It was a stark contrast to the lush green forests and wetlands of Naboo. I didn't feel too bad about using my powers to injure Qui Gon. He would heal quickly enough and I sensed I would be needed in Mos Espa.
"Obi Wan," called Padme from behind me as she ran up.
"Yes," I asked the beauty with a smile.
"The Queen wishes you to take me with you," Padme explained as she caught up.
"I'll never turn down the company of a beautiful female," I answered with a nod before we began walking.
Padme found herself extremely attracted to Obi Wan and used the danger of the space port to stick very close to him as they entered one of the smaller dealers.
"Good day to you. What do you want," asked the flying alien as we walked into his shop.
"I need parts for a J-type 327 Nubian," I answered.
"Ah yes…Nubian, we have lots of that," replied the ugly alien.
"Boy get in here," cried out the alien in Huttese.
"My droid has a readout of what I need," I added as I gestured to R2.
"What took you so long," demanded Watto of the small boy.
"I was cleaning the fan switches," replied Anakin.
"Watch the store. I've got some selling to do," said Watto harshly.
"Let me take thee out back. Ni you'll find what you need," Watto said as Padme and I followed him.
"How's thee goin to pay for all this," asked Watto after we found the replacement hyperdrive generator.
"I have 20,000 Republic dataries," I answered.
"Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real," Watto informed me.
"I don't have anything else," I replied as I reached out with my senses and detected mind tricks don't work on Watto's species, Toydarians.
"No money, no parts, and no deal. And no one else has a T-14 hyperdrive, I promise you that," Watto yelled after us as we left.
"What are we going to do Obi," asked Padme worriedly as we stepped into an alcove across the street.
"That depends…how far are you willing to go to save your people," I asked.
"Anything," replied Padme instantly as she thought of the suffering of her subjects.
"Then Watto has to die. If he dies we can simply take the parts we need from his shop. You also saw the way he treated that boy," I asked.
"Yes," answered Padme with a scowl at the thought of the slavery on this planet and the mistreatment of those like the small boy she saw.
"I could sense it…he is a Force potential. We can free him," I added.
"You don't need to explain it to me Obi. Do what you have to do," reassured Padme.
I gave her one of my special smiles I share only with my lovers or potential lovers. I peaked out from the alcove to watch the shop. I felt Padme hold onto my arm as she looked out as well. I waited until Watto came out of the shop and flew off to the left. A speeder happened to be passing by at that moment. I waited until it was passing by Watto before reaching out with the Force to lock up the controls as the speeder was turning by Watto. The pilot jumped out of the speeder just before Watto was crushed into the wall, all traces of him being removed by the fiery explosion.
"Woh," cried Anakin as he came running back up the street.
"Anakin," I called out to get his attention.
"Yes," asked the boy as he ran up.
"I will free you if you help us find the parts we need," I offered.
"And my mother," asked Anakin.
"Her as well," I agreed with a nod.
Anakin quickly guided us to everything we needed to fully repair our ship. I levitated everything onto the roof of a nearby building before casting a strong notice me not field around it.
"We will come back and take it under the cover of darkness," I explained to my companions.
"That will give us time to go get my mother," Anakin announced with a smile.
Anakin's mother treated us to dinner for their last meal on Tatooine.
"All slaves have a transmitter placed in their body somewhere. Any attempt to escape and they detonate an explosive device attached to the transmitter," explained Shmi Skywalker.
I stood up and walked behind Anakin. Reaching out with my senses I quickly located the device. With a bit of concentration I wrapped the device in my power. It was imbedded just under the skin of the neck. Numbing all pain in that region I pulled the device through the skin before placing my hand over the wound and healing it quickly.
"Amazing," gasped Shmi before I quickly repeated the process with her.
"I would appreciate it if you wouldn't tell my master about that. I'm keeping it a surprise that my healing is that advanced," I stated as I sat back down to dinner.
Both Skywalkers quickly nodded their agreement while Padme just smiled beautifully at me.
We reached our ship just before dawn with our parts floating behind me.
"Get in side," I ordered as I sensed the Sith approaching on his speed bike.
As he launched off the bike I ignited my light saber to catch his own. He was well trained but I was better. After a short fight I injured him enough that he was forced to flee or risk death. I quickly installed the parts before we blasted off that rock.
"Qui Gon Gin meet Anakin and Shmi Skywalker," I introduced.
"A pleasure to meet you," greeted Qui Gon as he admired in his mind the attractive older woman.
"And you as well," Shmi replied.
"Master I believe we have some things to discuss," I spoke up before walking into the other room.
We took a midichlorian count from a blood sample I collected from Anakin and discovered he had more of the microscopic organism than Yoda.
"That's not all…Shmi says Anakin has no father," I added.
"Interesting…and the warrior you fought," asked Qui Gon.
"He was well trained in the Jedi arts. I think he was a Sith," I answered.
"We have much to speak to the council about. Well done Obi Wan. I believe you are ready to take the trials. I foresee you will be a great Jedi some day and are a wiser man than I," said Qui Gon as he grasped my shoulder.
"Thank you master," I replied simply.
Our time on Coruscant was short. Queen Amidala put forth a vote of no confidence in the former Supreme Chancellor when it became apparent he wouldn't be able to deal with the situation. Not happy with the time it would take she came up with a plan to take back her planet. After presenting our discoveries to the Jedi High Council along with Anakin it was decided that Anakin was too old to be trained. Qui Gon informed the council I was prepared for the trials to become a Jedi Knight and that he would train Anakin. The discussion was tabled for the moment as we were ordered to escort the Queen back to Naboo and uncover the mystery of the Sith. The councilors were very skeptic that it was in fact a Sith, thinking that non of the dark side Force users could return without their all seeing gaze noticing such a thing.
"I'm glad you are coming with us," said Padme as we were once again flying back to her home planet.
"I'll do what I can to help," I told her with a grin.
We soon landed in the forest nearby the waters of the Gungan city.
"There's nobody there…the city is deserted," Jar Jar informed us as he came out of the water. "Some kind of fight mesa thinks."
"Most likely they were wiped out," suggested the lead guard.
"Mesa no think so," argued Jar Jar.
"Do you know where they are, Jar Jar," asked Qui Gon.
"When in trouble, Gungans go to sacred place. Mesa show you. Come on. Mesa show you," gestured Jar Jar before leading us off.
Our entourage soon found the Gungans where Jar Jar led us.
"Your honor, Queen Amidala of the Naboo," introduced the Gungan guard we met before.
"Uh, h-heyo dadee, Big Boss Nass, Your Honor," greeted Jar Jar nervously.
"Jar Jar Binks Who's da uss-en uthers," asked the Gungan leader as he gestured to us.
"I am Queen Amidala of the Naboo. I come before you in peace," said Padme's decoy.
"Ah, Naboo biggen. Yousa bringen da mackineeks. Yousa all bombad," the Gungan replied.
"We have searched you out because we wish to form an alliance," continued the decoy.
"Your Honor," said Padme as she stepped forth.
"Whosa dis," asked Nass.
"I am Queen Amidala. This is my decoy, my protection, my loyal bodyguard," Padme revealed as she indicated the one dressed like a queen. "I'm sorry for my deception, but it was necessary to protect myself. Although we do not always agree your honor our two great societies have always lived in peace. The Trade Federation has destroyed all we have worked so hard to build. If we do not act quickly, all will be lost forever. I ask you to help us. No, I beg you to help us," added Padme as she knelt on her knees. "We are your humble servants," finished Padme as the rest of us knelt as well. "Our fate is in your hands."
"Mmm…Ha," sighed Nass before breaking out in laughter. "Yousa no tinken yousa greater den da Gungans? Me-e-esa like this…Maybe wesa bein friends," announced Nass to much cheering.
Later…
"They're here," announced Anakin as he ran up.
"Good they made it," said Padme. "What is the situation," Padme asked the recently returned head guard from his recon mission.
"Almost everyone is in camps. A few hundred police and guards have formed an underground resistance movement. I brought back as many of the leaders as I could. The Federation army is also much larger than we thought, and much stronger. Your Highness, this is a battle I do not think that we can win."
"The battle is a diversion," responded Padme. "The Gungans must draw the droid army away from the cities. R2," prompted Padme before the called upon droid projected a hologram of the city. "We can enter the city using the secret passages on the waterfall side. Once we get to the main entrance, Captain Panaka will create a diversion. Then we can enter the palace and capture the viceroy. Without the viceroy, they will be lost and confused. What do you think, Master Jedi?"
"The viceroy will be well guarded," simply responded Qui Gon.
"The difficulty is getting into the throne room. Once we're inside, we shouldn't have a problem," Panaka stated.
"There is a possibility, with this diversion, many Gungans will be killed," pointed out Qui Gon.
"Wesa ready to do our-san part," responded Nass.
"We have a plan which should immobilize the droid army. We will send what pilots we have to knock out the droid control ship orbiting the planet," added Padme.
I didn't point out the obvious flaw in the plan because Padme was dead set on winning. Should the viceroy escape all would be lost. I would make sure one way or another the viceroy would not be leaving the planet unless it was in custody or dead.
We made it into the city without opposition through the secret passage route. I stayed close to Padme as she flashed the light signal to Panaka's team across the square.
"Once we get inside you find a safe place to hide and stay there," Qui Gon instructed Anakin.
"Sure," answered the boy.
"Stay there," reiterated Qui Gon.
The diversion quickly started with a laser canon on a speeder taking out one of the droid tanks. I cut through a droid as we deflected any blaster fire heading our way. We were quickly inside the blast doors of the palace as Padme entered the correct code.
"Ani, find cover," ordered Qui Gon as we deflected much blaster bolts.
"Get to your ships," ordered Padme as she shot back.
Soon ships were taking off out of the open hangar door. I noticed one get shot down by the droid controlled canon on the roof.
"My guess is the viceroy is in the throne room," said Padme after we finished clearing the hangar.
"Red group, blue group, everybody this way," ordered Panaka.
"Hey wait for me," said Anakin as he stood up from the cockpit of one of the ships he was hiding in.
"Anakin stay where you are…you'll be safe there," instructed Qui Gon.
"And stay in the hangar," I added.
"Good point," Qui Gon muttered as he remembered Anakin used to pilot pod races.
I instructed Aristotle to split off two copies of himself. One would stay with Anakin and the other Padme. As our group reached the blast doors leading us to the throne room route they opened to reveal the Sith I fought briefly on Tatooine.
"We'll handle this," spoke up Qui Gon.
"We'll take the long way," Padme announced as she changed directions.
We all took our robes off at the same time. I noticed three destroyer droids with shields roll in and pin down Padme's group. With a gesture of my hand they were all telekinetically launched out of the hangar to a hard landing many hundreds of feet below. Qui Gon looked at me questioningly. It wasn't wise to tire ones self out with Force powers like that when about to fight a Sith but I have power to spare. As the Sith lit a dual bladed saber Qui Gon and I both lit our own weapons.
The fight was on between we Jedi and the Sith. Qui Gon got kicked aside early on while the Sith through a piece of droid arm at the door mechanism to open the blast doors into the cities' power room. I let the Sith kick me back next before quickly returning to the fight. The only reason I wasn't wiping the floor with him yet was to prove a point. It would be a painful lesson for Qui Gon but it was the easiest way for me to display my advanced healing while proving that I was ready to take on the challenges befitting a Knight. Plus what better way to convince Qui Gon that some previously thought Sith only powers are also wielded by light side Force users.
The battle waged across the power room with us making Force leaps to keep up with our Sith opponent. When I got knocked back the Sith led Qui Gon past a row of shields that opened up at a specific intervals. I got trapped behind the far end with several of the shields between us while Qui Gon only had one separating him from the Sith. I watched my master kneel after extinguishing his saber while the Sith stalked angrily on the other side of the red force field.
When the shields went up I ran down to the very end before they went back in place. I watched as my master and the Sith battled.
"No," I screamed as Qui Gon was run through with the saber.
He was still alive but didn't have long for this world. The Sith stalked over and stared hatefully at me through the force field. I looked at the force field separating us and channeled my brand of Force lightning into the emitters. Just as the Sith's eyes widened in surprise I was upon him. I moved fast as I dueled with his light staff. I soon had the second blade disabled as I cut the number two emitter out. He was hard pressed to defend himself as I hammered at the Sith's blade.
I have the memory and scans of Yoda's duel with this Sith's master in which Palpatine was killed in my nanites. I was skilled beyond a level any Sith this young could reach. As his head separated from his shoulders after my blade passed through the Sith still held a grimace of hate on his features. I was at Qui Gon's side immediately.
"No it…it's too late," gasped Qui Gon as I cradled his head. "Obi Wan promise me you will train the boy."
"You can train him yourself master," I replied as I placed my hand over the wound.
A white glow emitted from my palm as I healed Qui Gon's deep wound.
"How," asked Qui Gon in amazement as he sat up and felt where the hole had been in his chest.
"I have been experimenting with various Force abilities that might be considered Sith talents in recent years. I hid it from you. Master I know I shouldn't have done it…," I began before I was cut off by Qui Gon leaning forward and grasping me tightly.
"You saved my life. There was nothing dark about what you just did. I felt the purity of it in the Force. I disagree with the council on many things and as long as you don't practice these talents with hate and anger in your heart then I have no problem with it. What else can you do," asked Qui Gon as we stood.
"A lot," I replied as I wrapped him in a hug before apparating us to the location I could currently sense Padme in.
"By the Force Obi…you can Force Teleport," asked Qui Gon in shock as we appeared in a different place.
"Yes," I replied as helped take out the droids that were holding Padme and her group hostage faster than she could draw the pair of blasters out of the hidden pocket of the throne.
A few moments later the viceroy was secure and was taken away to a secure hidden holding facility.
"I'm getting word that the fighters aren't able to penetrate the shields on the droid control ship," announced Panaka as he held his hand over an ear communicator.
I closed my eyes and ordered a drone equipped with a nuclear warhead to destroy the control ship power core.
"Get your people clear," I instructed.
We watched at the window as the sky was lit up with a powerful blast.
"Was that a nuclear explosion," asked Padme in surprise.
"Yes…I created a device which could be guided by my connection through the Force. I didn't use it earlier because we were busy with that Sith," I answered.
"We have much talking to do later my Padawan," stated Qui Gon with an amazed shake of his head before he left to make sure the viceroy was adequately secured.
"Thank you Obi Wan," Padme said with a bright smile on her face before she kissed me heatedly.
I felt her moan against my mouth as she climaxed under my power.
"I have a present for you," I told her as I pulled out a necklace with a beautiful blue jewel on it.
"It's beautiful Obi," gushed Padme as I put it on her.
I didn't tell her some of its more interesting properties. It basically did the same thing as the device I gave Shayera during her time along after her self imposed exile. It would keep Padme thinking of me until we see each other again. It also had a smart shield in it that would keep Padme safe when she was really in danger. Lastly the jewel would heal any injuries she had while keeping me apprised of her health. All of that was contained within the expanded pocket dimension inside the duel in the form of Alteran technology.
Padme stole one more kiss before leaving to oversee the recovery from the Trade Federation war.
We stayed on Naboo for the celebration where the newly elected Supreme Chancellor Palpatine showed up before we left back for Coruscant. I quickly passed my trials to become a knight while Qui Gon took Anakin as his new Padawan, even against the council's advice.
I had only been back to the Jedi temple for a short time when I entered the training room to see my former love, Siri Tachi. I recalled the speech Qui Gon and Yoda gave me which resulted in a pact between Siri and I to forget our love and never speak of our feelings again. Basically Qui Gon had told us we would regret our decision to leave the Jedi order for love and that regret would grow to overshadow our love. Now that I have merged with Obi Wan there is no reason we would have to leave the order at all. I can feel Siri's eyes on me as I remove my shirt to start my exercises.
Siri Tachi was not in a good mood. The High Council had offered her an undercover mission to take down the slave trader Krayn. Her former master Adi Gallia didn't think she was ready. She had disagreed. The resulting disagreement was what resulted in Gallia being labeled her former master after he dismissed her as his Padawan. Siri wasn't sure yet if she would accept the council's offer. Ever since Obi Wan had made that pact with her Siri found she couldn't quite keep up her end of the bargain. She found herself stealing glances at her former love when she knew he wasn't looking. Even now as she watched his form work through his exercises she felt a stirring of that old flame.
It looked to Siri as if Obi Wan had gotten more muscled and had become a much better fighter since she last saw him. The heat she felt moved down to her loins as she watched the new Jedi Knight. She felt a stirring of anger that he would give up what they had for duty and a life without companionship. Who better to take that anger out on than the object of her irritation?
"Knight Kenobi," I heard Siri call as she walked up behind me.
I turned to face her.
"Still got time to spar with us lowly Padawans," asked the beautiful blonde.
"Most definitely," I answered with my most charming smile as I lit my blade while facing her.
The fight started quickly and Siri found herself hard pressed to match Obi Wan's moves. He had definitely become more skilled since she last sparred with him. She felt her attraction and arousal increase for Obi Wan as they fought on. When she saw a smirk play across his handsome face she realized he was just playing with her. As if he sensed her realization Obi Wan moved faster than she could follow. Siri found herself without her light saber while being pressed against the wall by Obi Wan's hard body. His kissing had also definitely improved.
"Obi what…what about our pact," gasped Siri as I pulled back from our kiss so she could breath.
"I was a fool to ever let you go my beautiful Siri," I answered as I stroked her cheek and staring deep into her eyes.
Siri felt immense pleasure run through her upper body from where Obi's hand touched her cheek. His bright eyes stared deep into her own and conveyed nothing but love and affection. Siri felt the walls she built up around her heart when Obi Wan broke it come crumbling down. Her heart swelled with the renewed flames of her love for Obi Wan.
"Yes you were," answered Siri before crushing her lips to my own.
Siri felt a tear in the Force as she ground herself against Obi Wan and opened her eyes to find herself in Obi Wan's personal quarters.
"What just happened," asked Siri in shock.
"Force teleport," I answered quickly as I kissed down her jaw to her tender neck.
"But…oh Obi…but that's a Sith technique," gasped Siri while moaning in pleasure.
"Did that feel like the dark side to you," I asked between licks and kisses of her soft neck flesh.
"No…but it is supposed to require a midichlorian count greater than 90,000," moaned out Siri. "You don't have that."
"I do now…Midichlorian manipulation. We can talk later. Now I'm going to make you one very happy woman," I told her as I pulled away from her neck before leaning forward and capturing her mouth in a heated kiss.
Insert smut scene here
Shortly after that I took Siri as my Padawan. The council did nothing about my new Force abilities because Qui Gon went to bat for me. He suggested with my new Midichlorian count combined with my obvious light side use of advanced healing that I could also be the chosen one. The council tested my abilities and could detect no obvious use of the dark side of the Force. Of course Qui Gon was intelligent enough to say nothing about my Force teleport abilities for now. That was considered a dark side talent because it tore a hole in the Force. Never mind that the hole quickly repaired itself. Without knowing if it was Anakin or I that was the chosen one who will bring balance to the Force the council took a wait and see approach.
Together Siri and I cracked the slave ring without her having to go deep undercover. We had elegant perfect explanations for how we did so generated by the AI system on our cruiser for our reports to the council while we actually used our many abilities I've collected throughout my travels to carry out our missions. Normally Siri would have become a Knight after only a few years with me, being only two years younger than me, but Qui Gon smoothed things over with the explanation that the new abilities I was teaching Siri took a long time to learn. Siri and I wanted to keep going on missions together. The best way to do that was as Master and Padawan. Qui Gon has gone through a shift on his views of the Force and life in general since I saved his life. Because of that and his long friendship with me I slipped him a permanent dose of the Elixir to halt his aging.
I also slipped dose to the woman I know Qui Gon is secretly dating, Shmi Skywalker. Shmi decided to settle on Naboo and assist Padme. Even though Anakin makes frequent visits with his Master to Naboo to visit his mother I'm unconcerned that anything will develop between he and Padme. Anakin may have a large crush on Padme but she doesn't feel anything remotely like that for him. If anything she thinks of him more as an aunt would feel for her nephew. My gift necklace has assured Padme only has eyes for me.
It was ten years after the Federation wars on Naboo that I next saw Padme. She was now a senator and had returned to Coruscant to vote on a bill to create an army of the republic. Senator Amidala was one of the bills most vocal opponents and as such there was an assassination attempt where her faithful decoy was killed. When Chancellor Palpatine suggested that the Jedi High Council place Padme under their protection she agreed fairly quickly. When Palpatine further suggested that perhaps an old friend, Qui Gon, could be placed on guard Padme objected.
Palpatine had wanted to manipulate Anakin into a position where he could turn Anakin's affections for Padme against the young Skywalker. Padme was having none of that and instead asked for me to be her guard. Yoda and Mace Windu quickly agreed. A replicat copy of Aristotle following Anakin around has managed to block all attempts Palpatine has made to influence Anakin. Every attempted communication as a mentor has been intercepted and deleted. As far as Anakin is concerned he has not heard from Palpatine since the Federation war of Naboo. I suspect the Dark Lord of the Sith will get frustrated enough to start using the Force on Anakin. I'll be prepared to block those attempts as well.
"Finally…we'll get to play with some of that fine example of the female form that is Padme Amidala," announced Siri happily as we rode the elevator to Padme's apartments.
"So impatient," I teased.
"I will never understand how you waited ten years to make a move on her," replied my lover.
"Well I have had you keeping me satisfied all this time…multiple times a day," I answered.
"And the fact that you started bouncing your consciousness back around between your various existences to live your other lives and visit your other wives has nothing to do with it," Siri said sarcastically with a smirk.
"I…I wasn't sure if you knew," I replied.
"Oh please Obi…I love you dearly but I'm smart enough to know that given you are a sex god no single woman can keep you satisfied by herself for long. You would have fucked me to death long before now. Besides I may have just visited several of your other wives many times now," added Siri with a sexy smile and a lick of her lips.
I couldn't do anymore but gape as the lift door opened and Siri walked out snickering while swaying her hips. I soon composed myself and mentally promised Siri a spanking later on when we were alone before following her out.
"Obi…Obi," cried Jar Jar as I stepped out of the lift while vigorously shaking my hand. "Mesa so smiling to seein yousa."
"Good to see you again Jar Jar," I replied.
"Senator Padme, looki looki senator. De sa Jedi arrive," announced Jar Jar as Padme turned from viewing the city over her balcony.
"I'm delighted to see you again my lady," I said while shaking her hand.
"Padme Obi Wan…you can always call me Padme," replied Padme with a wide smile.
"This is my Padawan Siri Tachi," I introduced.
"It's a pleasure to meet you Siri," Padme greeted as she shook Siri's hand.
"And you senator," responded Siri with a warm smile.
"I'm Captain Typho of her majesty's security service. Queen Jamila has been informed of your assignment. I am grateful you are here Master Kenobi. The situation is more dangerous than the senator will admit," said Typho as everyone but him sat down on several couches facing each other.
"I don't need more security…I need answers. I want to know who's trying to kill me," spoke up Padme.
"We'll do our best to find that out along the way. Our defense of you should allow us to determine your attacker," I replied.
"If you'll excuse me I will retire," said Padme as she stood up.
I bowed in response as the rest of us stood as well.
"I know I'll feel better having you here," said Typho. "I'll have an officer stationed on every floor and I'll be in the control center downstairs."
Later…
"She definitely isn't shy in front of those cameras," commented Siri with a smile as Padme changed without embarrassment for the both of us to see.
"Or she wants us to watch her," I replied as I sensed her arousal even from here.
Padme was soon asleep. Siri and I both were monitoring the room with our senses so both immediately noticed when the droid pierced the window and injected the deadly insects into Padme's chambers. I dashed in with Siri right behind me. I cut the two centipede like insects in half with my saber before extinguishing it and banishing it back to my belt. Without pause I jumped through the window and hung onto the droid that carried the assassin bugs as it flew back to its master. I sensed the assassin aiming a rifle at the droid just as I spotted her.
With a grunt of effort I used my hold on the droid to flip through the air with a bit of my flight abilities mixed in and land on the ledge the assassin fired from. She took aim at me with her rifle but it was quickly in pieces from my saber along with her arm being nicked.
"Who are you working for," I asked with my light saber at her throat.
"It was a bounty hunter called," she began before a dart hit her in the neck.
The changeling assassin cursed as she died. I let the dart through because it would provide me more information on how to track the bounty hunter than a name.
When I reported the events to the Jedi council they ordered me to track down the bounty hunter while allowing Siri to guard Padme on Naboo.
"Padme and I aren't going to Naboo are we," Siri asked knowingly as we walked from the council chamber.
"No you aren't. What better way to hide the target than right in front of the assassin's eyes. Besides I've decided you are right. I've waited long enough to make my move," I answered.
Padme had no trouble agreeing to go with Siri and I. Her attraction to me was growing unbearable for her and she planned to resolve it.
The first process in our tracking of the bounty hunter was to have Aristotle analyze the dart fired into the hired gun. Aristotle was much more intelligent than any of the standard analysis droids and therefore was able to match the markings on the side of the dart to those used by cloners on Camino. Aristotle immediately plotted a course for us to the planet in the Outer Rim. One of the first things I did in this universe was to have my replicat download a copy of the Jedi archives to the vast knowledge database I've been assembling from multiple realities during my travels. When Aristotle checked for periodic updates to the archives and in this case when he checked for new information on Camino he discovered the planet had been removed from the Archive records shortly after I obtained my copy. Only a Jedi could do so, at least according to the rules.
Our journey to Camino would take some time with the relatively slow hyperspace technology in this universe. Luckily our transport was quite roomy. Padme, Siri, and I each had our own quarters on our personal transport.
"Obi Wan can I talk to you in private for a moment," asked Padme as she walked into the cockpit where I was checking our course with Siri.
"Sure," I agreed before following her back into her quarters.
I knew exactly what was going to happen from the arousal levels I sensed in Padme. She crushed her lips to mine as she pressed me back into the wall.
"I've wanted you for ten years now and I plan to have you. Any objections," asked Padme.
I only shook my head no before she was once against kissing me heatedly.
Insert smut scene here
When we reached Camino I had Siri stay in the ship with Padme while I went into the cloning facility. The planet was mostly water and so the facility was located on a large platform in the middle of one of the large oceans. A storm was going on at the moment which didn't seem to bode well for my visit. I was apparently expected as the female alien with gray skin and a very long neck informed me.
"May I present Lamasu, Prime Minister of Camino," my guide introduced. And this is Master Jedi."
"Obi Wan Kenobi," I supplied.
"I trust you are going to enjoy your stay," said Lamasu.
"Of course," I replied.
"Please," gestured Lamasu at a chair that dropped down from the sealing. "And now to business," began Lamasu as we both took a seat. "You will be delighted to hear that we are on schedule. Two hundred thousand units are ready with a million more well on the way. Please tell your Master Siphadias that his order will be met on time."
"I would but unfortunately my Master was killed almost ten years ago. I was sent to inspect the clone army in his place by the Jedi High Council," I lied as I took the information from the alien prime minister's mind.
It didn't take much for me to adjust to the Camino cloner's mind. I've telepathically read a few Asgard and the cloner's mind is similar if not a bit less developed.
"Very impressive," I commented as we walked along the halls of the cloning facility where I could see the facilities present.
I was impressed that they managed to make such decent clones with such primitive technology compared to some of the stuff I've got at my disposal.
"I'd hoped you would be pleased. Clones can think creatively. You will find that they are immensely superior to droids. We take great pride in our combat education and training programs. This group was created about five years ago," Lamasu explained as we came to a group of clones learning at consoles.
"You use growth acceleration," I said.
"Oh yes it's essential, otherwise a mature clone would take a lifetime to grow. Now we can do it in half the time. They are totally obedient, taking any order without question. We modified their genetic structure to make them less independent than the original host."
"And who was the original host," I asked.
"A bounty hunter called Jango Fett."
"And where is he now," I questioned.
"Oh we keep him here," answered Lamasu. "Apart from his pay, which is considerable, Fett demanded only one thing, an unaltered clone for himself…pure genetic replication," Lamasu explained.
When I asked to meet Fett Lamasu's female assistant, Taun We, arranged it for me.
"Magnificent aren't they," said Lamasu as we watched the legions of clones in white armor I recognized from my time fighting the Empire perform their drills.
I had a different description in mind for the clone troops. I saw the danger they represented. Because of this Aristotle released millions of nanites into the clone troops as he floated invisibly over them with his antigravity propulsion. When the time was right the nanites would act at my command to eliminate the threat of the clones. Aristotle left a copy of himself in the facility to make sure the nanites were placed in the other million troops being cloned.
"Boba is your father here," Taun We asked when the younger clone opened the door at her ring.
"Yep," answered Boba.
"May we see him," asked Taun We when Boba didn't move.
"Sure," answered Boba before showing us inside.
"Dad Taun We is here," called out Boba.
I looked through the wall and saw Jango removing he armor I saw him in when he shot his hired assassin with that dart.
"Jango welcome back. Was your trip productive," asked Taun We.
"Fairly," answered Jango.
"This is Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi," introduced Taun We. "He's come to check on our progress."
"Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud," I said.
"I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe," answered Jango.
"Ever made your way to Coruscant recently," I asked, cutting straight to the point.
"Possibly," Jango replied.
"A beautiful planet…thank you for your time Jango and your DNA," I replied with a slight bow.
"Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi," answered Jango.
I scared Jango enough that he was planning on leaving quickly.
"Tell your council that the first battalions are ready. And remind them if they need more troops it will take more time to grow them," Taun We informed me as she stopped before me at the door leading out to my ship.
"I will Taun We and thank you for your time," I replied.
"How did it go," asked Siri as she took off once I was inside.
I explained the meeting to her as we reached orbit and cloaked our ship. We could now use the many upgrades now that we were out on a mission and far away from Coruscant where the Jedi might sense such things. We waited until Jango exited atmosphere of the planet and then jumped into hyperspace. We followed him to a desert planet where we suspect his employers are located. After landing we discovered many Federation ships along with a factory building many battle droids. As we snuck further into the facility we soon discovered why.
"We must persuade the commerce guild and the corporate alliance to sign the treaty," spoke Count Dooku, a former Jedi who quit the order.
"What about the Senator from Naboo? Is she dead yet? I'm not signing your treaty until I have her head on my desk," asked the Viceroy of the Trade Federation I helped capture ten years ago.
It appears money will buy you out of just about anything.
"I am a man of my word viceroy," replied Dooku.
"With these new battle droids we built for you we'll have the finest army in the galaxy," answered the mechanical voice of a cyborg creature.
"As I explained to you earlier I am quite convinced that ten thousand more systems will rally to our cause with your support gentlemen," Dooku stated.
"What you are proposing could be construed as treason," one alien pointed out in his native tongue.
"The Techno Union Army is at your disposal Count," stated the cyborg.
"The banking clan will sign your treaty," added a creepy looking alien.
"Good, very good…our friends from the trade federation have pledged their support. And when their battle droids are combined with yours we shall have an army greater than any in the galaxy. The Jedi will be overwhelmed. The Republic will agree to any demands we make," finished Dooku.
From there Siri, Padme, and I apparated back to our ship were we relayed holographic recordings of all that we had learned. At the end of which we faked a recording of the message being cut off by our capture with battle droids. Of course it was only my capture because they didn't know that Siri and Padme were with me. After waiting a sufficient time that the order would be able to mobilize and get close I allowed myself to be captured so I could have a chat with Dooku.
"Traitor," I started off as soon as Dooku walked into my cell where I was restrained in energy bindings floating above the floor.
"Oh no my friend, this is a mistake, a terrible mistake. They've gone too far, this is madness," claimed Dooku dramatically and with total falseness. "This had nothing to do with me I assure you. I will petition immediately to have you set free. May I ask why a Jedi Knight is all the way out here on Geonosis?"
"I've been tracking a bounty hunter named Jango Fett. I saw him land in one of the ports of this planet," I answered.
"It's a great pity that our paths have never crossed before Obi Wan. Qui Gon always spoke very highly of you," said Qui Gon's former Master and Yoda's former apprentice. "I could use his help right now," said Dooku with a false whisper of longing. I remained silent and was rewarded with him revealing more information. "He knew all about the corruption in the senate but he would never have gone along with it if he had learned the truth as I have. What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of the Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Sidious? He influences hundreds of senators."
"I would have to call you mad," I replied cheerfully.
"The viceroy of the Trade Federation was once in league with this Darth Sidious. But he was betrayed ten years ago by the dark lord. He came to me for help and told me everything. You must join me Obi Wan and together we will destroy the Sith," finished Dooku dramatically.
"I'm afraid my allegiance is only to the council," I replied.
"It may be difficult to secure your release," said Dooku just before leaving.
Meanwhile on Coruscant I sensed Jar Jar being manipulated into proposing Palpatine be granted emergency powers to form the clone army. The motion was carried easily with the Sith Lord Palpatine having influenced so many senators over the years.
I was soon taken to a coliseum where I was chained to a pillar. When Siri and Padme were later brought in I sighed in resignation.
"What did you think we would let you have all the fun," Siri asked cheekily with a grinning Padme beside her.
My two wives had delved into the portion of my mind with the knowledge from the movies of this verse and knew what was supposed to happen. I took a peek at the timeline should I have not showed using my second sight powers and saw what would happen around the current time.
"I love you darling," cooed Siri before kissing Padme hotly.
"I truly…deeply…love you," whispered Padme back loud enough for me to hear with my advanced hearing.
"And we both love you," they shouted at me with smiles that confused their captors as they were chained to two other pillars.
I just shook my head and smiled at their antics. Nothing these alien scum could throw at us would do us any permanent harm so we were going to have a little fun.
"Settle down, settle down," ordered the Geonosian leader as he walked in beside Dooku and the other separatist leaders on a high balcony overlooking the coliseum. "Let the executions begin," he commanded to more cheering as three gates along he stadium opened up.
Three very nasty alien creatures walked out. One was a tough skinned rhinoceros type of creature with two additional tusks on the side of its mouth. It was actually at least two or three times the size of any rhinoceros I've ever encountered. Next was a six legged spider like creature that had a crustacean like shell on its body and a row of jagged teeth. It was huge. Last was a rat tailed saber tooth tiger like creature with a row of sharp jagged teeth. When the guard prodded it with a stun spear the creature jumped the Geonosian and killed him.
As the spider creature approached me I broke the chains holding me and ran behind the column. As it tried to jab me with its sharp leg I grasped around the column and broke it free of its base. I dropped it forward and crushed the spider crab to the shock of the crowd. Padme was already up on top of her column whipping the rat cat with her chain to my amusement. I looked over and saw Siri had grasped the rhino creature by its tusks and flipped it on its side with ease. She was now scolding it like a bad puppy and the creature appeared to be listening.
"They can't do that…shoot them or something," I heard the viceroy of the Trade Federation exclaim from his spectator's ledge.
With a Force pull that Dooku was helpless to counter the viceroy was speeding towards me screaming. I stopped him in my telekinetic grip just before he reached me and flung him in front of rat cat. His dying screams were very pleasant. We were quickly surrounded by destroyer droids as they rolled out of the entrances and aimed their weapons at us. At that point the rest of the Jedi Knights decided to show up. They lit their sabers all around the stadium.
"This party is over," announced Mace Windu as he held his lit saber to Jango's neck.
"Brave but foolish my old Jedi friend…you're impossibly outnumbered," Dooku replied.
Mace smirked before replying, "I don't think so."
"We'll see," answered Dooku as the sound of droids approached from down the entrance tunnel.
Mace was forced to jump over the ledge as Jango fired his flame thrower at the Jedi. More droids began to pour into the stadium as the Geonosians fled. A wave of Jedi began cutting down battle droids while Anakin and Qui Gon tossed Siri and I a set of light sabers. The stadium was a sea of red blaster bolts and different colored light saber blades. Whenever I saw a Jedi go down I Force pulled them to me and channeled massive healing energy into them. They were all quickly back up and fighting. A few had already expired but I got to them before their souls had time to leave their body. I was able to revive them while still blocking blaster fire. Siri and Padme stayed close to make sure I wasn't snuck up on.
Mace came to back me up as well when he saw I was healing our injured brethren. Mace caught a Jedi in his Force grip as he fell to what would have been his death after Jango Fett shot the Jedi in the back as he tried to attack Dooku. With a pull of my hand Jango was drawn towards us. He tried to fire his jet pack but it soon gave way under the strain of trying to combat my powers.
"Thanks," said Mace after he severed the bounty hunter's head.
I only had time to nod as I was healing the fallen Jedi. Siri sent her rhino pet to charge down the larger weapons the droids were firing. It got quite a few of the larger platforms before it was taken down by a lot of blaster fire. Despite our successes we were soon pushed back into a tight group of Jedi surrounded by a dense ring of battle droids. They ceased fire at Dooku's command. None of us extinguished our sabers as I finished reviving the last fallen Jedi.
"Master Windu…you have fought gallantly, worthy of recognition in the archives of the Jedi order. Now it is finished. Surrender and your lives will be spared," called out Dooku from his perch high above us.
"We will not be hostages to be bartered Dooku," Mace answered.
"Then I'm sorry old friend," replied Dooku.
"I don't think so," I spoke up, my voicing resounding loudly in the stadium.
All eyes were on me as my eyes glowed with power. White lightning shot forth from my hands and arced into the nearest droids. It jumped from droid to droid all around the stadium. The light was so blinding the droids couldn't possibly aim their weapons due to all of the energy being put out overloading their sensors. By the time I was connected with every droid the first few had melted from the power running through them. With a final push my power every droid surrounding us disintegrated. All of my fellow Jedi were looking at me with obvious shock written on their faces. Master Yoda took that time to arrive in ships with clone troopers. We looked up to see Dooku had used the blinding light to escape.
My two wives and I jumped aboard a transport ship with Anakin and Qui Gon. I directed the pilot where to go as I tracked Dooku through the Force.
"Aim right above the fuel cells," Anakin instructed the pilot as we passed by one of the Geonosian power generators.
"Good call my young apprentice," praised Qui Gon.
As the battle raged on between the clone and droid armies our transport caught up to Dooku on a speeder bike over the sand dunes of the desert. Dooku sent his two escort droids to flank us and start firing on us. I took care of each of them with a blast of Force lightning.
"I have to time this just right," I stated aloud as I focused on Dooku.
"Time what," asked Anakin just before I disappeared.
I reappeared right over Dooku and fell down on top of him. He was quick enough to bring up his saber to block my blade but his speeder wasn't so lucky. He abandoned it with a Force leap just before it exploded. As Dooku landed I rushed him.
"You are good boy but not good enough to take me. I am stronger than any Jedi," cried Dooku as he jumped back and launched Force lightning at me.
His blue lightning met my white in a powerful explosion. My power overwhelmed his. As a bright light flashed in front of us I rushed the Sith. When the light cleared Dooku's head was separated from his body while the transport landed.
"Obi Wan remind me never to become a Sith around you. They don't seem to survive long," quipped Anakin.
Only my wives and I got the amusement in Anakin's words. After returning to the front we found the droid army was already in full retreat. I healed any Jedi that were injured or worse before heading back to Coruscant. Word of my amazing powers that were revealed in that battle would spread through the Jedi order. It was just like being the boy who lived except these fans were more intelligent than magic users in my opinion. After informing Yoda and Mace in private of Dooku's words in regards to Sidious controlling the senate they decided we would keep a closer eye on the senate. Palpatine was already launching the star destroyers full of clone troopers to begin the clone wars. His plans were falling into place perfectly.
Palpatine had Dooku find the separatists and dissenters in the galaxy and rally them together so they would give him support into the Senate to gain full control. Then once that was done he would wipe out the dissenters to create his Empire without opposition. Lastly he would remove the threat of the Jedi. Sidious would soon learn that his plans were not in line with my plans and when you are a Sith in opposition to a god…you lose.
Over the next couple of years I led Sidious to believe he was turning me and would most likely soon be his apprentice. I was given a position on the Jedi High Council a year after Qui Gon. This allowed me to let Siri become a Knight and still go on missions with her. As a council member I had much leeway in choosing our missions and assigning them together. Anakin also became a Knight and took as a Padawan Tallisibeth Enwandung-Esterhazy or as we call her Talli. With a little bit of encouragement from my power Anakin finally got over his crush on Padme and started a secret relationship with Talli. I myself took as a Padawan the nubile young Togrutan Ahsoka Tano.
I myself decided it was time to put an end to the long clone wars and make a move on two very attractive females who I know have been lusting after me for a while. The current leader of the separatist movement and the droid armies is General Grievous. It is rumored that he frequents a certain bar on Mimban. The bar happens to be a place where sex slave dealers go to show their wares and meet wealthier clients. Grievous is rumored to have a particular fondness for Twilek and Togrutan females. Asking General Aayla Secura to assist Ahsoka and I ensured I had both a Togrutan and a Twilek to pull off our ruse.
Mimban…
"Prove you are their slaves, order that one to service me," ordered the ugly alien guard at the door of the slave bar while pointing at Aayla.
"I don't let nonpaying customers sample my products," I answered while slipping the guard a bribe and using a compulsion to make sure he took it.
We were quickly allowed in.
"Sorry about that…I didn't realize they made you test that you were actually a slave trader," I muttered to Aayla as she walked draped on my one arm while Ahsoka was on the other.
"Thank you Master…he was quite disgusting," whispered Aayla while keeping a beautiful smile on her face to attract buyers, or one in particular.
Both females were dressed in very skimpy slave outfits. Basically there were small cloth coverings over their nipples attached by mere strings while triangular shaped pieces of cloth barely shielded their genitals from the hungry view of the clientele of the bar. As we were walking through the bar we saw dozens of slaves and owners having sex on large love seat like pieces of furniture.
"I take it you didn't realize we were actually supposed to be on display in this particular way either," asked Aayla as she realized she would have to have sex with me.
I could sense the arousal spike in both her and Ahsoka at that realization.
"No…sorry," I answered, not sounding it in the least.
"Don't be Master," replied Ahsoka happily.
"Yes don't be," Aayla replied as we found a love seat near Grievous.
Insert smut scene here
I turned as I heard General Grievous approaching with his weird breathing aided by his cybernetic parts. Grievous is more machine than biological organism but he obviously kept the important parts if he had need of sex slaves.
"I would like to discuss the purchase of some of your merchandise," Grievous stated without preamble as he arrived in front of us and gazed over the sweaty and even more beautiful Ahsoka and Aayla.
"Of course…but these two are only a small sample of my Twilek and Togrutan collection. I have many more of their kind in my ship docked outside," I replied with a slight flare of my aura to make him even more aroused at that idea.
"I wish to see them," Grievous replied immediately.
"Of course…right this way," I added as I gestured for my two now dressed, if their slave costumes can be called that, lovers to proceed us out.
"You have fine stock," commented Grievous as we walked out of the bar.
"Yes…I take pride in how well I breed my stock and train them," I answered as I led Grievous into our ship.
"It is we who shall be penetrating you Grievous but you aren't going to enjoy it," growled Aayla as she lit her light saber the moment the door was closed.
I was standing behind Grievous with my light saber lit while Ahsoka completed the triangle surrounding the Jedi killer.
"I don't think so Jedi scum," replied Grievous with a sick laugh as he drew six light sabers taken from the Jedi he has killed.
With six robotic arms Grievous is a dangerous opponent for most Jedi. Luckily I'm not most Jedi.
"What is this," yelled Grievous as I caught him in my Force grip.
Ahsoka and Aayla leapt forward and each slashed down to sever three arms each. I cut his legs out from underneath him. I let him out of the Force grip seeing how he wasn't really a threat.
"General Grievous…by order of the Jedi High Council you are sentenced to death," I announced before I sliced his head off.
"Such a flair for the dramatic Master," teased Ahsoka.
"What can I say…I just can't get enough of hearing your penetration jokes," I replied with my most charming smile.
"You can penetrate me any time lover and I promise I will enjoy it," answered Aayla as she turned and sashayed her hips towards the bridge without making a move to change out of her slave costume.
It was a very fun ride back to Coruscant.
Back room of my ship a few minutes later…
"It is done my Master. Grievous is dead," I announced as I knelt before the hologram of Darth Sidious.
"Good my young apprentice. Soon all of the Jedi shall meet their end. Go to Mustafar and wipe out all of the separatist leaders. I have sent them there for you as a present," ordered Sidious.
"Yes my Master," I replied before the transmission was ended.
I didn't even bother going to Mustafar. I simply had one of my cruisers jump into orbit and fire down on the compound holding the separatist leaders until there was nothing left. Mustafar is a volcanic planet basically devoid of life so there wasn't any collateral loss of life.
Jedi High Council Chamber a few minutes later…
"Master Windu," I announced my presence as my hologram appeared.
"Obi Wan…I take it your mission was a success," asked Windu as he turned to face me, the only one there.
"Yes Grievous is dead," I replied.
"Then Palpatine will be forced to step down and give back his emergency powers," Mace replied.
"No…I'm afraid he won't. Grievous taunted us with the fact that even if we killed him the Jedi order will die. He revealed that Palpatine is Darth Sidious…the Dark Lord of the Sith Dooku spoke of to me," I announced.
"This is our worst fear come true. I will take care of this immediately Obi Wan," Windu informed me before ending the transmission.
Palpatine's Office, a short while later…
"Master Windu…I was not expecting you," said Palpatine as he pushed a button on his desk.
"Darth Sidious you are under arrest," replied Mace as he and the three Jedi he brought lit their sabers.
"Are you threatening me Master Jedi," asked Sidious as he let his true demeanor slip through.
Before another word was said Sidious lit a red saber and launched himself in a spinning leap with great speed. Sidious moved with such speed that the three other Jedi were dead quickly. Mace blocked with his saber and they began dueling. Sidious tried using Force lightning but Windu absorbed it into his saber. I watched invisibly as they dueled. Neither combatant noticed as the bodies of the fallen Jedi vanished.
At the same time all across the galaxy hundreds of Jedi were being turned on by their clone troops. Just before the overwhelming blaster fire reached the Jedi they all seemed to disappear. The troops that tried to enter the many Jedi temples to slaughter the younglings and their characters suddenly found themselves disappearing and reappearing in the vacuum of space. The rest of the clone troops all suddenly dropped dead from aneurisms that would be ruled a defect in their making. The nanites that actually caused the aneurisms had long since abandoned their targets and instead had the final task of hunting down any remnant battle droids from the separatist droid armies. The nanites would make quick work of the less advanced electronic beings.
As I watched Mace fight I saw that he would have won without intervention. Unfortunately for Mace the button Palpatine had pushed to send out the execution order 66 to destroy all Jedi had also sent out a message to his personal security escort. They were some of the best clone troopers ever made. Their overwhelming fire forced Mace back out through the recently blown out window high above Coruscant. As Mace was falling to his death from a height that not even a Jedi could survive he suddenly disappeared as well.
Naboo…
"What's going on," Mace asked as he appeared among hundreds of similarly confused Jedi.
If he had to guess Mace would say that before him was every Jedi in the galaxy.
"Obi Wan has brought us here. From what I can gather from the others all the clone troops in the galaxy turned on their Jedi commanders. Without Obi's intervention the Jedi order would most likely be extinct right now," Qui Gon answered from Mace's right as he stood beside Anakin.
"Can I have your attention please," asked Obi Wan from the top of a stage like structure that had obviously been prepared for this moment.
Every Jedi quieted as they sensed my voice reverberate through the Force via the sonorous charm.
"Now I've brought you here obviously to prevent the Jedi order from becoming extinct. Despite our obvious arrogance leading us to this point I do not believe the galaxy would be better off without us. It would definitely not be better off under the rule of Palpatine who ordered our execution," I stated which generated much whispering.
I raised my hands which quieted the crowd down.
"Now can you all have a seat," I suggested as I permanently conjured hundreds of chairs, one behind each Jedi to the immense shock of my brethren. "Now I have a tale for you," I began as they all took a seat. "It begins on this planet Naboo over a decade ago. You all likely know I slayed the Sith apprentice of Darth Sidious here. What you don't know is that I went looking for his concealed ship afterwards. Yes even you my former Master," I said as I smiled down at a surprised Qui Gon.
"Inside of that ship I found Darth Maul's Sith training holocron," I announced to many shocked gasps from my audience.
"Over the past many years I have been working to learn these Sith techniques but only using the Jedi training I have been given. What I have discovered is that emotion is still needed to power the Sith abilities but it can be done with love and affection instead of the negative emotions of hate and rage the Sith find easier. The former emotions take time and patience to wield effectively while the latter are the easier and quicker path which is why the Sith most often tend to use them. Obviously there are some Sith that might be an exception just like there are some Jedi that might be the exception," I explained.
"As the wise Master Yoda always tells us fear leads to suffering. Suffering leads to anger and hate and that leads to the dark side. But why is that? The answer I have discovered is Midichlorians. As it turns out the way Midichlorians access the energy we call the Force draws a certain amount of exotic particles into our universe. These exotic particles damage certain parts of our brain that are more susceptible to their exotic radiation as they are located around the regions of our minds which control our Force abilities," I announced to the Jedi as they paid rapt attention to my explanations to questions they have long pondered.
"Now under normal circumstances our natural Force healing would keep these damaged portions of our brain from being a problem. But one of these regions happens to be the region which emotions like love, affection, hate, anger, and rage are felt in. When we don't allow ourselves to concentrate on one of these emotions for too long we are fine. But when we experience these emotions without restraint it becomes a problem. The Sith have discovered that a Jedi using these emotions freely can draw more energy to fuel more powerful Force abilities. These abilities are addicting and they want to draw more energy. It is a vicious cycle as the Force user damages their brain more they become locked into a constant state of experiencing the intense emotion they used to draw the power. This is why the Sith are always hateful and angry. Luckily for me I practiced with love and affection as my Jedi upbringing suggested would have been wisest."
"Now the Sith discovered the susceptibility of these Jedi who experience high emotions and found a way to break them easier. When they wanted a particular Jedi they would position them so that they would fall in love with a particular person. Then they would wait until the Jedi was sufficiently attached to this person before they started sending the Jedi nightmares of losing their loved ones through a Sith technique. Now since the Jedi's emotional centers of their brain are damaged it tends to overrule their more logical nature. They go out of control finding ways to save those they love. This is when the Sith master swoops in with the promise of Sith techniques capable of saving the Jedi's loved one. The Jedi then swears their loyalty to the Sith Master. Of course all these promises are false but that is neither here nor there. By that point the Jedi's mind has been damaged by the dark side to the degree that their mind can't reason enough to function on any other emotion other than hate or rage."
I waited for a moment to let my audience absorb my explanations before dropping the next bomb shell.
"The moment Sidious learned of Anakin's midichlorian count he targeted Anakin as his next apprentice. This entire Clone War was started by Sidious to weed out dissenters, separate the Jedi order enough so that they were easy pickings, to gain power for his Chancellor Palpatine identity, and to gain Anakin as his apprentice," I announced.
There was much muttering as most eyes were on Anakin who looked surprised and quite uncomfortable.
"Luckily the Sith holocron I found contained instructions on how to perform the Sith nightmare technique and I learned how to block it. Anakin do you still wear that necklace I gave you as a young Padawan," I asked.
Anakin held the necklace up which I hit with my Force power. Everyone could see the runes glowing on the pendant that were not visible before.
"This pendant blocks the Sith nightmare attacks so Sidious' attacks were useless. I knew he would try other means to acquire Anakin as his prize so I started the rumors that I could also be the chosen one. With my defeat of Dooku and actions in the battle of Geonosis Sidious was intrigued enough to try to turn me. Now before you go getting alarmed and think I'm a Sith let me point out another Sith technique I mastered using Jedi training. Palpatine had the ability to project false emotions through the Force so that we could not sense he was a Dark Lord of the Sith. I used this ability to make Sidious think I was turning and becoming his loyal apprentice. When Master Windu went after Sidious a short while ago Sidious activated his order 66 to have all Jedi killed. I used my powers to pull you all away from certain death to the safety of Naboo. All of the clone troopers are now dead. They are too dangerous. I placed a failsafe in their mind that was triggered the moment they turned on the Jedi order," I announced.
"Now what you must decide," began Aayla as she appeared visible to the Jedi crowd after dropping her cloak. "Is where the order must go from here. If we let the code stand and rely on the old ways we will be wiped out. If instead we change the code to allow us to cherish our loved ones and learn to use our love to make us more powerful then we stand a chance of thriving like never before," Aayla suggested.
"But what about the brain damage susceptibility to Sith influence," spoke up Mace Windu from the front of the audience.
"A good point Master Windu," I spoke up as I floated a glowing vial filled with a red fluid in front of the audience. "This is one of my long labors of the newly created art of Jedi alchemy, adapted from Sith alchemy. This fluid repairs the damage done to the brain by the exotic particles permanently. It's a mixture of technology in the form of nanites and an alchemical fluid I will not disclose to anyone because of other properties it has," I explained as the diluted Elixir of Life mixture combined with nanites glowed brightly.
"Well spoken have you been. Break now to deliberate the council will," spoke up Master Yoda as he stood.
I followed my fellow councilors to a nearby clearing with a ring of council chairs already waiting.
"That was a very elegant explanation. Now what really happened," demanded Mace.
"My friends I won't lie to you. For the best explanation we are going to watch an even longer tale. It is not a pretty one so prepare yourselves," I warned as I holographically projected the six saga movie series from Episode one to Episode six in front of the Jedi council.
I enclosed the clearing in a time dilation bubble so that only a half hour passed on the outside while the entire series played through on the inside. As the first half played out the councilors grew more and more upset until Qui Gon had a look of utter anguish on his face by the end of the third episode. They were a little relieved by Anakin's redemption as Vader killed the Emperor at the end of the Return of the Jedi.
"Thank you my friend for not allowing that travesty to happen," Qui Gon spoke up first.
"Yes…I agree," added Mace with most of the councilors shaking their heads.
"What are you for Jedi you are not," spoke up Yoda.
I released a bit of my true aura as I explained exactly who and what I am. In the end the council decided to follow my suggestions to amend the code. I would now be teaching many classes on how to adapt the new powers. I would provide individual tutelage through replicat copies of myself so I don't actually have to help all those Jedi. The copies would be explained as a new Force power I've developed. Only the council and my lovers knew of my true identity as anything other than the most powerful Jedi to ever exist.
"I have one more gift for you my friends," I announced with a predatory grin just before we were getting ready to rejoin the others and inform them of our decision to alter the code.
"This should be interesting," spoke up Qui Gon as they all sensed the tear in the Force just before Darth Sidious appeared in the center of our circle.
Every Jedi on the council had his light saber out immediately lit brightly as Sidious whipped his head around to stare at all of his powerful opponents.
"Now I think the odds are in my favor Sidious," spoke up Mace with a smirk that matched my own.
All Sidious could do was hiss in rage as we all rushed him and began to hack him to pieces. His speed was great and he might have actually killed one of the masters with his saber if I hadn't severed his arm before he got a chance. It was a very happy Jedi High Council that walked away from that clearing after having a rousing time hacking up a very troublesome Dark Lord.
Anakin expressed his gratefulness from protecting him from Sidious by naming his first born son after me. He and Talli were some of the first Jedi to marry the next morning on Naboo but were not the last. There was a wide celebration held on Naboo throughout the following week as Padme's people hosted us with thankfulness in their hearts. I may have projected an aura of arousal over the capitol to make the party a bit more lively. Naboo would experience quite an increase in the number of Force sensitives born in nine months from that time.
I kept an eye on the senate while making sure there were no more Sith lurking around. The new Jedi order teachings made it so Sith techniques were taught without the risk of having your mind permanently damaged. My alchemical solution ensured the continued health of the more powerful Jedi while also extending their lives by a few hundred years. My closest friends naturally also found themselves immortal.
I took several other lovers and wives during my time as a Jedi, most notable among them Master Shak Ti, Dorme, and Corde (after Padme pulled her forward through time). The tales of my immortal life in that universe are too lengthy and vast to disclose as is the way of the immortal. More interesting is my time back in my Stargate home reality which I returned to shortly after my fight on Naboo as mentioned by Siri.