Hey, like last time, there's gonna be some revealing moments. So, if this is not what you like, feel free to skip this chapter, especially you, MagicalHyena and Kawaii, and I apologize for the vulgarity, especially to you two.
As the show resumed after the break, the audience erupted into cheers, their enthusiasm reverberating throughout the studio. The familiar theme music played, setting the tone for the next segment. Onstage, the guests were arranged in their respective seats, with Lily and David positioned on the left side. David, still shirtless, adjusted in his chair while Lily, still barefoot, sat beside him, her hand resting comfortably in his. In the middle sat Gypsy, Kawaii, MagicalHyena, and Steve, their expressions reflecting a mix of anticipation and curiosity. On the right side, the queen, Atta, Mr. Soil, Dr. Flora, Cornelius, and Thorny were seated, with Manny and Jimmy standing behind them, ready to assist if needed.
As the audience's applause merged with the theme music, Gypsy, MagicalHyena, and Kawaii joined in briefly, their hands coming together in a round of applause before stopping as the music ended. The chants of "Jerry" from the audience gradually quieted down, and Jerry handed his mic to a woman in the audience. "Yes?" he prompted, eager to hear her question or comment.
The woman stood up and addressed Jerry, her voice amplified by the microphone. "Hi, Jerry. This is for the queen over there. If I wanted to see wrinkles, I'd just look at my laundry pile. No offense, but you might want to consider investing in some anti-aging cream!"
As the audience erupted in laughter and applause, the queen responded with a quick retort. "I may have wrinkles, but they're a testament to my wisdom and experience, something you might want to consider before making such shallow remarks."
The woman smirked, undeterred. "Well, they do say wrinkles add character, but in your case, they seem to be the only thing holding you together!"
The audience erupted in laughter at the woman's comeback, prompting Atta to furrow her brows in annoyance. "Sit down! Sit down!" she exclaimed, as she couldn't take anymore insults of her mother's appearance.
As Jerry approached an audience man, the princess grumbled under her breath, "Unbelievable..."
The man stood up and spoke into the mic, addressing Cornelius with a pointed insult: "That comment also goes for the ant with the walking stick. Looks like he's one step away from needing that cane."
Cornelius clenched his fists, his expression tightening with anger as he shot back at the man, "You insolent human! Watch your tongue or you'll find yourself needing more than a walking stick!"
The man attempted to step forward, but security swiftly blocked his path, eliciting cheers from the audience. "Come on, you old fossil!" the man taunted, goading him further.
As Cornelius attempted to move forward, Jimmy, Manny, and Steve quickly intervened, forming a barrier to block his path as the bell rang 3 times. The audience continued to cheer, their anticipation growing as they watched the unfolding drama onstage. Meanwhile, David and Lily couldn't help but smirk a bit, finding the situation somewhat amusing.
As the man and Cornelius returned to their seats, the audience quieted down as Jerry approached another audience member and Steve walked back to his seat, and Jimmy and Manny walked back to their spots behind the guests. "This one's for David. They do not put you on billboards and posters when they advertise fitness centers."
The audience chuckled, and David smirked. "Hey, show us what you've got!"
"Yeah, let's see yours!" Lily chimed in.
The audience erupted into chants: "LET'S SEE YOURS! LET'S SEE YOURS! LET'S SEE YOURS!"
As the man confidently removed his shirt, a wave of cheers and whistles surged through the audience, amplifying the excitement in the studio.
As Jimmy took charge, directing David and the shirtless man to the center stage, he engaged the audience with his lively presence.
"We're gonna vote by your applause!" he announced, emphasizing the participatory nature of the decision. "Number 1!"
The audience erupted into cheers and whistles, eagerly participating in the lively atmosphere of the show.
Jimmy then motioned towards the audience member, prompting the crowd to consider their response. "Number 2!" he announced, inviting the audience to show their appreciation.
The audience responded with cheers and applause, though not as fervently as they did for David. Jimmy then raised David's hand triumphantly. "We have a winner!"
As the audience erupted into cheers, Lily joined in, enthusiastically rooting for her boyfriend. David and the audience man returned to their seats, while Jimmy resumed his position behind the guests, standing a few inches away from where Manny had been standing. The audience hushed as Jerry approached an audience woman, who pointed to Dr. Flora as she spoke
"This is for the ant doctor over there. You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. Maybe that's why your colony is always in such bad health!"
The audience chuckled nervously as Dr. Flora visibly bristled at the insult. With a sharp glare, she retorted, "Well, at least I can cure physical ailments. Too bad there's no cure for being insufferably rude!"
The woman in the audience woman didn't miss a beat. "Well, I don't need a cure for this!" she fired back with a smirk, flashing her chest briefly before turning around to show off. The audience erupted into cheers and applause, caught up in the excitement of the moment as the show theme played in the background.
As the audience woman stopped flashing, Todd tossed her a beaded necklace with a pendant that read "Jerry Springer." As she caught it and placed it around her neck, the audience quieted down, and the show theme came to a halt, creating a moment of silence and anticipation in the studio.
As the audience woman stood up, she directed her attention towards Atta, ready to deliver her roast. Hi, mine's for the princess over there. I heard you're known for your royal demeanor, but from what I've seen, you've got more drama than a soap opera!"
As the audience chuckled, Atta's eyes narrowed as she shot back with a sharp retort, her tone dripping with disdain. "Unlike you, I actually have responsibilities to attend to, unlike sitting in the audience hurling insults at those who are actually trying to make a difference."
The woman's voice carried across the studio, gesturing to David and Lily as she addressed the ants onstage. Um, you ants hurled insults at their friend who was making a difference better than you did with his inventions, so..."
Amidst the tension, a ripple of laughter spread through the audience, breaking the seriousness of the moment.
Jerry then approached an eager audience man as the crowd settled into a hushed anticipation.
"Hey, we're here because we want our Jerry beads," the man declared, igniting cheers from the audience. The show's theme music swelled as the man boldly bared his rear while his girlfriend proudly displayed her chest, spinning for all to see.
As the audience members received their Jerry beads and adorned them around their necks, Lily rose from her seat alongside David, her voice cutting through the quieted crowd.
"Hey, can we get our Jerry beads?" she declared, flashing her chest in a bold gesture as David followed suit, baring his rear. The audience erupted into cheers once again as the show's theme music filled the air.
As the audience members received their Jerry beads and adorned them around their necks, Lily rose from her seat alongside David, her voice cutting through the quieted crowd.
"Hey, can we get our Jerry beads?" she declared, flashing her chest in a bold gesture as David followed suit, baring his rear. The audience erupted into cheers once again as the show's theme music filled the air.
They then ceased their flashing before receiving their beads, which they promptly placed around their necks as the theme music subsided and the audience settled into anticipation for the next part of the show.
Jerry's stride carried him to another audience member, who seized the moment to voice his perspective. "This is for the princess and the Council," he began, his tone sharp and pointed. "You say you wanted what was best for the colony. I think you only want what's best for yourselves." The audience erupted into applause, amplifying the tension in the air as Atta, Dr. Flora, Mr. Soil, Cornelius, and Thorny sat in silence, absorbing the accusation leveled against them.
Lily injected a note of sarcasm into the charged atmosphere with her quip. "Go to Oprah!" she chanted, her words taking on a rhythmic quality.
"GO TO OPRAH! GO TO OPRAH! GO TO OPRAH!" echoed the audience in response, their voices rising in a chorus of agreement and amusement.
As the audience silenced themselves, Jerry strolled over to an audience member, who had something to say to Kawaii and MagicalHyena.
"I've got a comment for the hyena and her bestie," she chimed in. "You two should show me your DeviantArt pictures sometime."
The audience erupted into applause, and Kawaii and MagicalHyena flashed bright smiles, offering a thumbs-up. "Absolutely!" the hyena replied enthusiastically.
As the audience quieted down, Jerry walked over to another audience member, who had a comment for Thorny.
"Comment for the little ant with the big attitude," the man announced. "If you were any shorter, you'd need a step stool to see over a blade of grass!"
Thorny, visibly irked by the comment, stood up abruptly and began marching towards the steps. However, security swiftly intervened, blocking his path, much to the amusement of the audience as they cheered.
"I'll show you who's short! I've got your little ant right here!" Thorny exclaimed defiantly.
Manny attempted to restrain Thorny while Steve and Jimmy intervened, blocking the path of the audience man. "C'mon, boy! Whatcha got, shorty?!" he taunted, goading Thorny further.
The audience continued to cheer as the bell rang 3 times. David and Lily exchanged amused smirks, finding the situation somewhat comical.
"We'll be back!" Jerry declared as he exited the stage, and Thorny returned to his seat. The audience's cheers persisted as the show theme played. After a moment, the screen then faded to black, indicating a commercial break.